Link To Perpetual Wellbeing: https://www.perpetualwellbeing.com.au/ -- On this weeks podcast, Marty goes too far during trauma trivia. We hear about Matt’s experience as a cockroach with a shocking twist during the dream diary segment. We all try boiled octopus for the “Fussy Little Boys” segment We ask a viewer to make there best Time Machine sound during “Ring In With Your Rings” And Darren hurts his hand in a public toilet and demands an apology during this weeks prank call. -- S** Talk 0:00 ...
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Arnold Fiene calls a hardware store, claiming he stole a shovel but is not willing to return it. In this week's “Great Debate,” the boys have to debate the topic “should parents physically discipline their kids?”… It goes downhill fast. In this week's “Ringing With Rings,” we get to hear how one of our fans “Private Time” caused them to end up in the hospital. In this week's “Matt’s Dream Journal,” we once again get to see into Matt’s twisted little mind as he shares his experience of being caug...
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 5
On this weeks episode Michael loses it at a fans girlfriend during Ring In With Your Rings. We learn about Matts birth during the dream diary segment. The boys attempt to eat oysters for "Fussy Little Boys" And Dakota demands that Brisbane City Council take action towards climate change during the prank call. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 14:37 Sponsors 14:38 - 19:48 Bong Break 19:49 - 20:08 Matt's Dream Diary 20:09 - 30:14 Fussy Little Boys 30:15 - 41:55 Ring In With Your Rings 41:56 - 1:01:54 Bong Break...
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 6Ep. 4
We are scared to release this episode due to Matt Brown's distorted and disgusting views that he highlights in this episode. In this week's “The Great Debate,” the boys have to oppose each other's views on the topic “Are overweight people dumb?" Matt Brown has some disgusting things to say, as usual. On this week's “Lying Segment,” we call Pauli with an upcoming opportunity to prank the boys on a boat while slowly making the plans more and more dangerous. In this week's “Bamboozled” segment, the...
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Michael snaps while playing this weeks new segment "Trauma Trivia". We introduce Matt's dream journal, a new segment where we discover all of Matt's deranged dreams. Matt and Michael attempt to eat blue cheese for another new segment "Fussy Little Boys" And for the prank call, Arnold fine calls a lady who's looking for her lost wheel. --- S**t Talk 0:00 - 15:28 Sponsors 15:29 - 24:52 Bong Break 24:53 - 25:12 Matt Brown's Dream Journal 25:13 - 32:13 Fussy Little Boys 32:14 - 42:51 Bong Break 42:5...
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 6Ep. 2
We are back and better than ever! In this week's episode, we discuss our holidays and all the mishaps we experienced. This season, we are introducing a variety of new segments, including "The Great Debate," where Matt and Michael must debate against each other on a topic Marty chooses. This week's topic was a rough one! In this week's prank call, Darren is on a mission to find love at his local bottle shop. -- Intro: 0:00-0:28 S**t Talk: 0:28-21:08 Sponsors: 21:09-26:24 B*ng Break: 26:25-26:41 N...
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 1
We get high for our Christmas Highmas and are joined by Connor from sketch comedy YouTube group Crackermilk. There's really no plan or direction, it's just a big long sh*t talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 18, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 41
The live show finale! We have special guest Willem Powerfish on, who manages to gross out the audience. We cure Matt's baldness with the help of the viewers. The black book makes a return. and Matt vs Michael ends with a shocking conclusion. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 7:19 Willem Interview 7:20 - 34:33 Matt's New Chair 34:34 - 38:47 Black Book 38:48 - 46:28 Matt's New Hair 46:29 - 52:26 Mat''s Tinder Adventures 52:27 - 1:09:35 Prank Call 1:09:36 - 1:13:11 Matt vs Michael 1:13:12 - 1:22:00 Q&A 1:22:...
Dec 11, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 5Ep. 40
We got into legal trouble from the live show and can't post it yet. -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod #manscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with y...
Nov 27, 2023•12 min
A fan sent in his toe nails, which Matt Brown decided to feast on. In this week's “Matt vs. Michael” the boys have to go head-to-head to see who knows the most celebrities with the names “Matt” and “Michael”, If Michael wins this week, he wins the special bottle. In this week’s “Prank Call,” Marty poses as Darren, who has filled his car up with petrol instead of diesel and is now blaming the petrol station for the mistake. This week we bring back the “screaming segment,” which shocks the person ...
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 39
MERCH IS NOW LIVE!: shopthebestclothing.com -- This week on the podcast we have our wives on (Excluding Matt) where they explain what it's like to be married to us. Matt and Michael compete in concrete trivia for Matt vs Michael. Matt goes into extreme detail about his mother during the tinder adventures. And for the prank call, Darren furiously calls a fuel station after finding out he got unleaded in his diesel truck. -- Podcast Time Stamps: S**t Talk 0:00 - 10:56 Sponsors 10:57 - 17:29 Bong B...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 38
In this week's "Matt Vs Michael," the boys get blindfolded and battle to see who has the better taste. On this week's "Prank Call," we see the return of Margaret as she struggles to keep her cool trying to book a yoga session. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt has some interesting opening conversations as we follow his journey to find love. In this week's Q&A, Matt reveals his true feelings towards the mess we make while filming. -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out...
Nov 06, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 37
We pretend to be realestate agents during the prank call and convince our editor's roommate that they might get evicted. The boys once again attempt movie impressions during Matt vs Michael. We find out Matt has an incredibly rare medical condition in the Tinder adventures. And an artist sends in a picture of our medic for the P.O box. -- Podcast Timestamps: S**t Talk 0:00 - 12:46 Bong Break 12:47 - 13:04 Sponsors 13:05 - 19:30 Hypotheticals 19:31 - 22:47 Matt vs Michael 22:48 - 36:03 Tinder Adv...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 36
This week, we welcome the Reese Brothers to the podcast to share their travel stories. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the challenge of who is the best hair stylist. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt meets a woman he can finally relate to. In this week's "Prank Call," Ronda makes a long-awaited return when she calls a ladder company, claiming their ladder malfunctioned. -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's p...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 35
We recount one night we can't remember. Michael gives Matt some insane what if scenarios. Matt reveals his strange way of listening to music during the tinder adventures. The boys get creative during this weeks Matt vs Michael. And Margaret makes a return for this weeks prank call. LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-and-michael-fully-actual-live-show-18-tickets-700553653837?fbclid=IwAR2NOuKAKy_CoPEdnnZn1jOMfzfDfYeLzJ-Axh87G3CbBlllE_dRxsH07WU -- Podcast Timestamps: S**t...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 34
In this week's episode, Michael tells us about how he threw a mandarin at a pregnant lady earlier in the day. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt reveals some very exciting relationship news. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys go head-to-head to see if they are capable of solving primary school-level problems. In this week's "Prank Call," Darren calls a petrol station, claiming they ripped him off. -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily o...
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 33
We reminisce on our time with Bosley (Marty's Dog) We talk about Michael's crazy bux party. Matt gets gifted 1000 stickers. And Our tickets to the live show are now live! Come and grab them before they run out. LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/marty-an... -- Live Show Tickets 0:00 - 0:54 Remembering Bosley 0:55 - 13:08 Bong Break 13:09 - 13:24 Sponsors 13:25 - 17:53 Michaels Bux 17:54 - 29:56 Calling Giveaway Winner 29:57 - 32:27 P.O Box 32:28 - 39:19 S**t Talk/ More Bux S...
Oct 02, 2023•49 min•Season 5Ep. 32
In this week's episode, we hire Matt a "love coach" to help guide him through his struggle to find love. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are faced with the task of who can drink the most water the quickest. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures," Matt is finding himself more and more frustrated while trying to find his perfect match. This week's prank call Darren calls a pharmacy, claiming their products are misleading; their reaction is hilarious. LINK TO LIVE SHOW TICKETS! https...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 5Ep. 31
In this week's episode, Matt convinces a girl that he has gone to the hospital for mulch poisoning. In this week's "Prank Call," we call a restaurant screaming for help. Their reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs Michael," the boys are tasked with the challenge of making faces. The boys both have to put an emotion on their faces and see who can do it better. In this week's "P.O. box," we receive maple syrup from a fan as well as a little gift for Matt. In this week's episode, Matt gets...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 30
We prank a post office by screaming for help while on the phone to them. We announced the date for the podcast live show. Michael cheats during this weeks Matt vs Michael. Matt tell's a story about an embarrassing moment he had with his mum and Matt tries to profit off of one of his matches during the tinder adventures. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 9:56 Prank Call 9:57 - 16:15 Sponsors 16:16 - 24:14 Bong Break 24:15 - 24:29 Matt vs Michael 24:30 - 34:40 Tinder Adventures 34:41 - 44:17 Q&A/confessions...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 29
On this weeks episode, we get sent a hot sauce so hot it nearly sends Matt to the hospital. On Matt vs Michael the boys are challenged to see who is better at "show and tell". During Matt's tinder adventures he argues with a new match about how dumb kids are. We try to peer pressure Matt into doing naughty things during the Q&A And for the prank call we call Julian's mum to see if she would kiss him for the live show. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 6:53 Sponsors 6:54 - 10:47 Bong Break 10:48 - 11:03 Ma...
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 38
In this week's podcast, we welcome comedian Sam Tallent and convince him that Matt can't walk. His reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael", the boys are faced with the challenge of who is the better freestyle rapper. In this week's "Matt’s Tinder Adventures", Matt is very confrontational and forward with his girls, causing them to unmatch him. In this week's "Sticker Segment," Matt has his hand forced, where he has to respond to the hate he gets for the way he is aligning his st...
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 5Ep. 27
This week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog) We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box. This week’s Matt vs Michael tests the boys debating ability. On Matt’s tinder adventures, a previous match returns with some nasty things to say. We discuss grossing out our partners and sh*t stories. And for the prank call we get James to lie to Lacci. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-9:33 Sponsors: 9:34-21:54 B*ng Break: 22:53-23:08 Matt Vs Michael: 23:09-25:41 Matt’s...
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 5Ep. 26
This week, we welcome Blake Melbourne to the podcast. In this week's "Sh*t Talk," Blake tells us about his upcoming plans with social media and his plans to create a cookbook. In this week's "Stories with Blake", Blake tells us about his bender stories, and we share some of our own with Blake...We have very different bender stories. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys have to test their reflexes when they are faced with the challenge of who can build a cup tower the fastest. In this week...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Season 5Ep. 25
This week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call. Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys ability at making sounds. And we get something very disgusting in the P.O Box -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 15:23 Sponsors 15:24 - 23:31 Bong Break 23:32 - 23:48 Matt vs Michael 23:49 - 37:30 Bong Break 37:31 - 37:46 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 37:47 - 50:35 Lying/Screaming Segment 50:36 - 54:15 P.O Box 54:16 - ...
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 24
In this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments. In this week's episode, Matt has injured his knee and may need surgery; he’s currently immobile in a wheelchair. It’s unfortunate but extremely funny. In this week's weekend stories, we get to hear about Matt’s lonely weekend, which he is extremely proud of as usual. In this week's Matt vs Michael, the boys go head-to-head in a beatboxing battle to figure out who is the better beatboxer. In This ...
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 23
In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account. Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she complains about the neighbours dog to the city council. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Marty tests the boys movie knowledge to see who is better at movie character impressions. In this weeks lying segment, we lye to Julian where he reveals how far he’d go for content. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 10:51 Bong Break 10:52 - 11:08 Matt’s Weekend 11:09 - 13:26 Spon...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 5Ep. 22
In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!. This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a picture for Marty. Michael takes a very friendly approach, but Matt takes it a bit too far as usual. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," we get...
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 21
Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language. This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 13:23 Ads 13:24 - 18:25 Matt’s black b...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 20
We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments. Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challenge to try to make each other laugh. In This week's Q&A, we uncover a shocking part of the boys adolescent years as they reflect on all the mischiev...
Jun 26, 2023•2 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 19
