We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious. This week's Michael's movie review turns out to be one of his most positive. And of course, the class...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 18
Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding. In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had… In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game? In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever find...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 17
Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight. Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever. We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear! Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back? We gift the Brown a brand new chair! Marty lines up a date for M...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it. We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t? In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of different accents. Will Michael continue to dominate? Or will Matt start to convince us that he doesn't suffer from a range of severe learning disabi...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 5Ep. 15
On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest website videos: “Australia’s Got Talent”. And this week's "Prank Call" features Darren trying to book ou...
May 22, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Season 5Ep. 14
After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most recent website video, "Pisstillery." In "Michael's Movie Review,", we get an insight into Michael's lik...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 5Ep. 13
James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a movie...while watching it. -- - Intro 0:00 - 11:50 - Sponsors 11:51 - 19:55 - German or Gibberish 19:5...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our website videos starting with "You Laugh You Lose Part 2". And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Que...
May 01, 2023•2 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown. In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problems And, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, calls up a cheese cake shop to see if he can sneak in a "surpr...
Apr 24, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 5Ep. 10
'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will Matt continue to win? Or will the guest Brown take home the $1,200? Matt's horoscope continue...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 5Ep. 9
We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town? In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a hilarious challenge that leaves Matt very red-fac...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Season 5Ep. 8
This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://univ...
Apr 03, 2023•4 min
We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse Soldiers". And, in this week's prank call Arnold Feine calls for help when he gets stuck in the bat...
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 5Ep. 7
We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit. This week's movie review leaves Michael infuriated with Matt once again and leaves Matt unsure on another film recommendation. In this week's pran...
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 6
When Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his lead? Or will Matt Brown continue to catch up? It's Matt's birthday! Come and celebrate with us as he turns 64. Matt is finally off the floor! We present him with a beautiful new chair for his birthday. In this week's prank call, Arnold Feine calls the movies demanding to bring his pet pig with him. The staff member's reaction is very funny. This wee...
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 5Ep. 5
We welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish who is the better Brown. Matt and Michael will have to perform a extremely uncomfortable and outrageous task in the Matt vs Michael segment. Will Michael go 4-0 up? Or will the Brown bounce back? In this weeks prank call, Darren rings up a pharmacy making a outrageous claim that his prescription isn't 'strong' enough and accuses them of cutting the ...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Special guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom. In this week's prank call, Darren calls up a peanut butter factory after he finds an insanely long black hair in the jar. The horoscopes leave Matt astonished as he's tasked with an intense mission from his father in another galaxy. A fierce opponent gives Matt a run for his money in "Who's the Better Brown" And another strange Matt vs Michael leaves Brown questioning his positi...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Special guest! Said “ChestBrah” Sergeyevich comes to visit and tests his strength by bench pressing the boys! He also has a very interesting reaction to the mince bottle... A special contestant on 'Who's the better Brown' gives Matt the challenge of his life. In this week's prank call, our favourite drunken woman, Margaret, shows the world how to properly book a table at a restaurant. We also have an incredibly gross Matt Vs Michael segment. The horoscopes begin to perfectly align to our lives… ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 5Ep. 2
We talk about our crazy holiday that nearly killed us. Matt and Michael go head to head in the first of the Matt vs Michael segment. The first "Brown off" takes place where Matt and Blade Brown answer questions about their own kind, to see whose the better Brown. The lying segment makes a return where we lye to our best-friends about a non existing boat trip. And for the prank call, Darren finds his new ride or die with a Brisbane city council worker. --- Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + fr...
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Our Christmas Special is here! With special guest Connor live on the podcast! We talk to Brown and Connor about the live show and some of the strange things that happened at the after party. We plan new segments for 2023! We close the season with one of our best "Lie To Lacci's" yet! And, of course, a prank call requested by a fan where we call her husband as the police. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod #manscaped https://...
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 41
This is it! Our first EVER live show! In this episode, we film our podcast in front an audience of 200+ legends! Shooter Williamson comes on as a guest and we hear some of his best bender stories. We conclude some of our best segments this year including the lying segment, The Little Black Book and The Bachelor Brown segment where we have live finalists and Matt makes a romantic choice that shocked our viewers... We finish off with a 2x prank calls live! Don't miss this one! --------------- Go t...
Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 40
We address the backlash from our viral speed camera video! We talk about last weekend - one of the messiest nights of our lives! The little black book details a throwback have with one of Matt’s nastiest haves. For a chance to win $500, a called must win a game of 2 truths, 1 lie with us. Finally an Arnold Feine prank call where he tried to book a table for his 40kg pet pig. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod #manscaped http...
Nov 14, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 39
Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby. Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other. You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call from Arnold Feine who calls a vegan restaurant and tries to sell them his pet pig. Go to manscaped.c...
Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Season 4Ep. 38
We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brown segment and big brown sparks fly! We lie to Greg Smith with hilarious results. Darren tries to steal a car in the prank call. We introduce a new segment! "Can-fessions". Where our listeners tell us some of their darkest confessions that they would never tell their mothers... Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount co...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Season 4Ep. 37
TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 11th IN BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! https://fullyactual.eventbrite.com/ Tickets to our Fully Actual LIVE Podcast are available NOW! Hook yourself up above! One of the best prank calls of the season! Darren calls a security company for validation after he has broken into a house. We then call the same security officer as the police to see if he will dob Darren in! We also have James on as a guest and we reminisce about some of our favourite bender stories! Matt Brown...
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 4Ep. 36
We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety. Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons. The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with a very very infamous 'have' and we get a beautiful delivery via the PO Box. And, for the Prank Call,...
Oct 17, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 35
Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention! We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book. Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Season 4Ep. 34
We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined. We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottle Listen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs. The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beautiful lie. And, of course, we have a prank call from our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren who confronts ...
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Season 4Ep. 33
What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt Brown gets back on the horse both in the Little Black Book and Bachelor Brown. And, for the prank call, Arnold Feine organises his son's birthday party an McDonalds. Can his pig come? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 26, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 32
Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! And, of course, a classic prank call from Dakohtah - everyone's favourite Karen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 31
