Ask LCTB September 4, 2024

that you watched TV and cyperade. I did. Yeah, I don't recall seeing you. And then soon thereafter went to the wine tasting at Petties. Beautiful ladies could pick up some good eats while you were there. I got some good ven no, some vintage. Yeah. Hey, if you haven't been to Patties, honestly, place is great. They've been in business over forty years. Stay road at four thirty four right there, Longwood. I excuse me, Life coach has been

having a few this morning. Huh yeah yeah. After doing the Grand Marshall, I let Mayor Meredith from the news station to the MC so that was really considerate of you. Well, such the gentleman. I didn't want to be on microphone the all the time. I was heading to Patties. All right, tons of questions this morning, Thank you for submitting them. Two two five two six for the life coach questions. Let me if you're trying to size up with the

life coach looks like dapper in his blazer and shorts. Uh, we're up and running on Facebook life just just you know, for reference points. Yeah, you need any help pat before before I get on to the listeners, because no, I'm good. I'm good pretty much. I had an ear wax situation yesterday, but I don't think I have something you could help me with. Okay, I resolved that or dissolved it myself. Got it pretty disgusting, Life Coach made candles out of it.

That is so gross. I asked them first thing this morning. That would be pretty vile. Earwax candle stop literally made of your stop his if you weren't listening yesterday, his ear was completely plugged up right here, completely clocked. Couldn't hear a gd thing. Nope, Life Coach. I'm thinking of going towards religion to meet a nice woman to date thoughts now they're wrong with a wholesome religious woman. Seriously, I suggest hit up Christian mingle, Methodist mommies scoring with

a Mormon. That's a good one, or farm girls gone wild because you know, country girls usually got the Lord in them right and el see you learned long ago farm hand that there's a more room for someone else to to having their heart than just the Lord. Ce TV, what are your thoughts show up with your Big John dere Uh huh backo cranking ELCTV. What are your thoughts on uh on the Travis Kelsey Taylors. Oh, this one just came in this morning. Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift relationship.

True football fans could give a flying blank. Uh I see a baby in their future? I might be a closet Swift. Ye, hold Elsie, what come on favorite number thirteen? No, but I do I feel for some reason, I feel there's a baby in the future. I know there's these talks and then break it up. We'll have time for them in football. Well, Kelsey, Yes, Tata. Now elc husband has been trying to help out around the house. Tata

help out around the house, which is super thoughtful. Problem is he did laundry the other day and shrank some of my clothing, including ooh all my panties. Yeah, panties need to be like hung to dry. Uh even I know this you Uh, when is the last time the Life Coach was within ten feet of any kind of appliance that does laundry. Well, I handed it. I handed dirty stuff to to uh Donnie, he does it, So

I was that was pretty close to the machine. But uh, with the with the shrunk panties, you have one of two options. Man buy new panties with his credit card, which is always good, right sure, or hit the treadmill. ELC. You know, because if if the panties are shrunk, you gotta make do right, you know, you shed off some lbs. Or sure stare master works too if they still have those, ELC. I refuse. Ooh A lot of people can relate to this. ELC. I refuse to use the bathroom at work. Now It's

to the point where I'm almost afraid to do. You think that's something that I need to seek counseling for. Absolutely not. I won't go here. I won't go here either, So you don't need counseling or not going to the bathroom at work. He looks like animals use the one that down down the hall there. That's that's the infamous fourth floor restroom. I don't know if you're versed in the history of that. Lsis you and the big scheme

of things are a relatively new contracted employee. Well, the thing is is that my work bathroom is just at my office, so I don't let other people use it. Is it true your work bathroom has an attendant in it? Yeah, and it says and you're the only guy who uses it. It says out of order on it. And there's an attendant in there. Boy, he must have a long day. Yeah. But anyway, Yeah, it's bad here. I saw some guy in there the other day. Said he works with you. Oh,

I'm sure you did. I saw him in the mirror. Yeah. LCTV the irony after the okay, after the last month, oh, after the last month and a half of Olympic coverage and the Little League World Series to watch on TV? I feel lost. There's nothing to watch. Please help me, Yes there is. Don't worry. College football is back. NFL starts tomorrow night. Until then, you could do. You could read historical literature like I do, Like like what down?

What are you reading currently? Life? Coach Fabio got with the long hair broke his nose with a seagull on a on a roller coaster years ago. You could do porn hub, have conversations with your wife. You know. I know that's tough, but there's other things in life than the Little League World Series and Olympic covers. There's the Paralympics going on. But I know talking your wife could be tough. You know how chicks are, Yeah, a little with them and can't love with them. Elc. You want

to get my really scoring with the ladies this morning? Huh? ELC? Want to get my wife a swing for the bedroom? What is the best way to approach this idea? Have a great day, you too, have a wonderful one. It's a silly idea. Swing sets are for the backyard. That old guy Brandon requested have one set up. The White House couldn't believe it out there with ice. They really turned on him quick. Huh. I'd be more of a teeter totter. Nice getting up me to totter with. I

ain't as her. Oh, we don't get political oh no, far be it from us life coach I'm involved with. I donate too many to too many people in the life coach, Oh great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I love it when they butter me up like that, Oh Great and Powerful life coach extraordinaire. I've heard so much about this Bob World Order. Would your thoughts on it? I've said it before. I'm a big fan, big fan armed guards and stores, saving the retailer's money, saving us money.

You know how much this Gucci fanny pack cost me? I didn't know that you had that onun till you stood up. It cost a lot more because people doing this. You know, what are you keeping that looks pretty full scripts, scripts and airplane bottles. But the lingerie that I have to buy for the ladies, you know, the lingerie that lady's gonna have to buy after your dumb husband shrunk or panties. These are all more expensive. Because Bob World Order is just now starting, it's got to be enacted.

Somebody said swings are fun. Yeah. Backyard LCTV, Pat gave out love advice during your segment. I want I just want to say thanks to Pat for the advice Scott from Scott's More. Yeah, I remember that old Red was treading on thin ice over there, over stepping the LC. Not that that happened again, big guy. That's like souper and a've given doctor Ruth sex advice me. We love you, soup. Oh my god, I'm already getting a wrap it up signal.

Hold on, Donnie, Oh, Donnie's giving idea. I didn't give you the signal the naked sleeping with the lighte white naked. I'm gonna have to get to next week. Uh, stepdad dating the same girl, just screaming trash anyway, Elsie's a critter in my attic. Elsie, there's a critter in my attic. I've been telling my husband to get a trap and catch it before it dies and then rots. How do I motivate him to get the rascal. I'm motivating them with your little rascal. Hell even a small, small glimpse

of a side side view. Tenor motivate them and get rid of that creditor. Good luck, ma'am. Okay, now I'm giving you the good luck with your future endeavors with the creditors. Don't let them go falling between the rocks, then you get maggots, and you know, wrap it up a signal. Here I'm coming, Donnie. There he goes the world renowned lc TV. Thank you, Let your taking on demand, download the iHeart Radio app and listen anytime anywhere. This is j R R