8:45 Idiotology July 3, 2025
Headline of the Week contender #5: Naked man assaulted two people with wood, 19-year-old armed with machine gun arrested twice in 48-hours, the 139-year-old Del Monte canned food company files for bankruptcy

Headline of the Week contender #5: Naked man assaulted two people with wood, 19-year-old armed with machine gun arrested twice in 48-hours, the 139-year-old Del Monte canned food company files for bankruptcy
Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults across the United States, Waffle House has repealed its egg surcharge just in time for the busy holiday travel weekend, Arkansas mom gave her kids who range in age from 6-15 marijuana edibles and vape pens will have 120 days in jail to contemplate her actions
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Diddy supporters pour baby oil on themselves outside of courthouse after split verdict, 12-year-old accused of stealing cars and selling them for $30, Man with 16-page rap sheet with multiple felonies in several states wins $167 million lottery prize and now may be going back to jail
Fire truck in Maryland catches fire while being serviced...fire department responds to extinguish the blaze, Hallmark's Christmas in July starts Saturday...and you thought it was just a 4th of July holiday weekend! U.S. sprinter gets modeling offer after penis fell out of shorts during race
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Headline of the week contender #4: Detroit gas station clerk who shot black man through locked door over beef jerky claims he 'had no idea' how the bullet fired and pleaded for mercy; The judge had other plans, Woman allegedly leaves over 100 cats inside her U-Haul van, Single woman asks for Tim Allen 'Home Improvement' grunts on dating app
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Police find more than 70 empty beer cans in SUV driven by suspected drunk driver...who also had a cold one in the drivers side cup holder, Valet attendant takes off in victim's car outside Miami apartment building, Reality TV star arrested for murdering and beheading boyfriend
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Wind turbine blade blocks all travel lanes on Maryland highway after slipping off semi hauling the load, Headline of the Week contender #3: 19-yr-old beats man with plunger, covers him in bleach the kidnaps his child, North Korea orders a probe into its own harsh punishments
Did you know that 'Swamp Ass/Crotch' can get you flagged by TSA? San Francisco companies are hiring etiquette coaches for Gen Z workers who are having difficulty assimilating into office work culture, Storm Chasers stop down to get engaged in front of a tornado in South Dakota
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
53-yr-old Ontario man charged after allegedly uttering threats to a player at a girls U13 soccer match, New Jersey restaurant co-owner says in social media post that customers who complain about high prices can 'eff off' and then things got worse...Florida Man in hospital for surgery after being stabbed and nurse discovers all sorts of contraband in his butt
Woman distracted by Taco Bell rear ended a patrol cruiser that was going around 60 mph on Wisconsin highway, Meet the rat-obsessed tour guide leading visitors through New York City's rodent hot spots, Groundskeeper is going to be ok after running over illegal firework that exploded and lifted his riding mower off the ground
Paleontologists find skeleton that weirdly looks exactly like Barney the Purple Dinosaur, We've got the elusive 'It happened again/headline of the week contender combo': Worker found dead after getting stuck in an industrial oven at a Missouri cereal plant, Thousands of people gathered in Kentucky to watch a replica of The General Lee car from The Dukes of Hazzard jump 150 feet over a fountain
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
A woman swallowed a fish bone and several weeks later it popped out of the side of her neck, Texas man beat up an ice cream truck driver after wrongly assuming he was a perv, New giant slide on side of Japanese mountain closed because of well, broken bones
Headline of the Week contender #5: You can now get paid 5000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough, Jewelry store manager busted for stealing jewelry when she posts vacation photos of herself wearing said stolen jewelry, Bear on runway forces airport to cancel flights: "We're in a stalemate"
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Teen DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' has gone to work for the Social Security Administration, Washington parent somehow accidentally packed a gun inside their child's lunchbox before sending him off to daycare, Bride and groom played Rock, Paper, Scissors at altar to decide last name
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Stare of Michigan can't collect air quality data in Flint because someone stole the equipment, I-45 in Texas is closed after a hours-long standoff between police and an armed woman sitting in a lawn chair in the travel lanes, Sharing ex's nudes with her employer was in 'public interest' according to Canadian court, NYC public swimming pools or toilets?
We've got a guy in Alabama that robbed a convenience store in a Scooby-Doo costume, Ohio woman loses cable and internet for an unusual reason: Shotgun blasts, 2 bears escape wildlife park enclosure, devour a 7-day supply of honey, then fall asleep
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Man believed to be on mushrooms during highway crash that seriously hurt worker has a names that sounds like a guy who would be on mushrooms, What the hell is going on at the Jersey Shore...yesterday we had a swimmer stabbed by a needlefish, today it's a lifeguard impaled by a 6-foot umbrella, Cop may lose his job for farting in a coworker's face
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Broward county gas station clerk shot customer during spat 'over the price of beer', Police say man beat elderly wife after she confronted him for not showering 'for two months', Headline of the Week contender #4: Armenian Prime Minister offers to show his penis to head of church
Man arrested for stealing $10,000 worth of Nintendo Switch games...from public libraries, A New Jersey swimmer was hospitalized after being stabbed in the leg by a needlefish, Headline of the Week contender #3: Loose chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa
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