8:45 Idiotology June 20, 2025

Union featured band this morning, Limp Biscuit. Tell me which of these three I should play at nine, the one with the most votes, I'll do just that, Nookie Rollin or my generation pick one. Do it before nine, and then you'll qualify to win those concert tickets. All right, Taco is off today, by the way, if you're just joining us, he'll be back on Monday.

of being roasted roasted by your own oncologist. Jeff, diagnosed with colon cancer, needed surgery, and he appreciated how the doctor broke the news. He says, quote, my oncologist was like, Jeff, the good news and bad news. The bad news is you're gonna need six months a chemo. The good news is you lost your hair a long time ago. Jeff went on to say that he ultimately had seven inches of his colon removed, went through the treatment. He says, now I'm fine and I have a semi colon true

a fashion. Hey in there, brother, what else we got here? Let's go to Iowa. Lussi, Iowa. Woman there has been arrested well for several different things. Twenty one year old Brianna Laird was up at all hours this past Monday. About four four thirty in the morning, police responded to a call receiving several reports of a nude female burning American flags. They found the twenty one year old undressed

from the waist down. Yes, she just had a shirt on, no pants, had a flag tied around her head, and she gave deputies a false name before hitting a deputy in the face when he attempted to arrest her. She was eventually placed in a handcuffed and put in the back seat of a patrol car, at which time she tried to kick the deputy again. She had confessed to stealing a bunch of flags from around the city of Bussy, Iowa,

and setting them on fire. She didn't really give a reason for why she was burning the flags, much less why she did not have pants on. Perhaps the antics can be explained by the drug paraphernalia was also found in her possession. All right, oh, listen to this. We got sausage wars here, folks. Minnesota's Hormel Brands is suing

Wisconsin's Johnsonville over trade secrets. Stolen trade secrets, So a former employee at the Minnesota based Hormel emailed recipes and proprietary information to his own personal account before crossing the street to join the enemy brought maker Johnsonville. Yes that that former employee is accused of making off with top secret sausage recipes from Hormel and supposedly spilling the beans to his new employers, Johnsonville. But that's not the extent

of it. The lawsuit also contends that this particular fella here also engaged in actively trying to poach other horror Mel employees to cross the street and join him, join him for greener pastors at Johnsonville. I guess never really stopped to think about how he did this competition be. But this article, it's great. It goes into all sorts of specifics about how competitive the sausage sector manufacturing industry speak. Are you loyal to a particular sausage or do you

just buy what's on sale? I just buy whatever's on sale. I don't know. Get me wrong, Both these companies have fine products in their own rights. But you know, for me, it's coming down to price point. I'm not going to really get caught up in the behind the scenes, you know politics of who has whose recipe or who stole whose employee. It's give me a good, fair price sausage. We're good to go. Sausage wars and man, do I

wish taco is here for this story. Those of you who are longtime listeners undoubtedly fully versed on the concept of b WO, which stands for Bob World Order years ago. Both he and I continue to express outrage over these packs of shoplifters that will just ransacks stores and make off with thousands of dollars worth of goods unpaid for and thus ultimately costing not only the retailers but us the other their consumers who pay more money right shoplifting.

It's a huge problem. So Bob one day, just on the fly, being Bob, floated the idea of Bob World Order severe penalties for shoplifting, and his suggestion and again this is just theoretical, just trying to make a point, and I always try to do a disclaimer. We don't mean this literally, but we're just trying to make the point.

Bob was like, all retailers should be permitted to have a armed guard with automatic weapons who are fully licensed and okay to s or mow down shoplifters at the knee caps, not kill them, just render them to a wheelchair to serve as a example of what not to do. All right, So that's Bob World Order. Then came the stickers and the koozies and all that in the frenzy. Now, perhaps we've got a new extension of BW Bob World Order, We go to New Orleans, Orland's police have launched an

investigation after a man accused of shoplifting. Okay, police get called out, hey, we got a shoplifter here and he's fleeing. Cops arrive, they spot the dude. He's running from them, and while running from them for reasons only known to him, begins to stab himself in the neck with two different knives. So he's running down the street trying to get away from the cops, accused of shoplifting.