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So how many times over the years has this story cycled itself into the news And it's an easy it's a softball fluff piece for the twenty four to seven news cycle to help fill time with.
Well, it's not the stripper sabine her boyfriend, because that's not a fluff piece.
The overdue library book story. Yeah, oroh so and so found an overdue library book from however many years ago and returned it to his library. So, so and so is fine, the insert amount X amount of whatever.
The fine.
Let's throw all that out the window for this story, which is why even bring it up.
Okay.
Chuck Hildebrand is sixty three years old. He was thirteen in nineteen seventy four when he went to a library just outside Detroit and checked out a book. Because he's a self prescribed baseball nut, Chuck checked out a book called Baseball's Zaniest Stars when he was thirteen and nineteen seventy four.
I've never thought of baseball player as a zany I mean maybe Babe Ruth because he used to drink and smoke.
Well, he played a few years ago Chuck realized he now lives in Chicago. I said he had this book amongst his other books at home. Oh my gosh, he saw, you know, the the card inside, and oh, that's right. It took that out when I was it had the
date on it, and everything was. It was, Oh, I'll hang onto this until twenty twenty four and it'll be the fiftieth anniversary and I'll go take it back to them and they might want to publicize the long overdue exchange and so it's twenty twenty four and he took the book back to that library.
Over thanksgivings closed.
No, no, there you go. Oh well thanks, but we don't have any record if you or this book, so just keep it.
Hey, he still made it in the news. Trombone.
Wah wah, wah wah.
He did still making the news though, Chuck, Come on, Bud, Yeah.
I guess they just zapped all those old records of that stuff. And we don't even have that book on file anymore, much less any record of you.
Chuck Boom, it is fifty years you painted Zany the great image of a library book, because I doubt anybody has checked I doubt many people listening right now. I have checked one out in the last I don't know, ten years. But remember in a library book, in the back of it, it had a pocket, right, and in that pocket was the card that you're talking about.
And when you get that stamped, when you took it out and got the return.
Date, does it say on why who it was now that checked it out previously?
Because I remember it'd be like, oh, this is a popular book.
It has a bunch of stamps, right. Nothing was as popular as zany baseball players did chuck at least tell us what it was about that peak our intest right in the title baseball Zanius Stars does he go into it? And it was like, oh no, he's living in a baseball town now right Chicago.
This story you're seeing on the news a lot, it seems more so this year than in the past. Christmas time of year, dealing with these folks who are decorating their cars with Christmas lights.
Yeah, I've seen that, or somebody with the witch legs hanging out of the trunk.
This specifically has to do with lights. Are you legally allowed to put lights on your car Christmas lights?
Probably not?
Yes, and no, as it turns out, it isn't. It's a state by state thing here. The story that I had is out of Wyoming where someone got pulled over because there they've got a pretty strict ordinance on what you can and cannot have on your car. And then there's varying degrees of that throughout the states, most of them. What it seems to have in common is you can somewhat put additional lights on your car as long as they're not you know, red and white flashing or blue.
Right, that's what my pictured because if you have look blue blinking oh like right up there on TV right see those if you had those and they blinked, yeah, oh yeah.
But so I guess the if you're a cop, let me. We have a lot of law enforcement officers who listen to the show, and we thank each and every one of.
You for the sacrifice that you make doing that job.
It's it's a thankless job, way often more than it's than it should be. It's you, guys and ladies, just you know, you know, thank you. The question I'm asking maybe a couple of you could just respond, I'm just curious, are you how hell bent on you if you see someone with Christmas decorations on their car, even if you know it's blatant, you know, blatant uh violation of whatever the actual ordinance is here or law is here in Florida? Is that somebody you're really concerned about?
Right now? I'm just carrious two two five six.
God, I want to take it a step further and say, also, when you see a car with a bunch of teenage looking stickers on it, do you because I remember when I was afraid had to drive my daughter's white or her car, her car to work. It was just if you ask me, it's a pullover machine because it has like.
What specific stickers are you concerned about drawing having drawn unwanted attention to you?
One of them I've since ripped most of the stickers off. One of them is a big hand doing the okay symbol, you know, like you used to do this and if somebody looked at if somebody poked it.
Well, now we're told that's a racist symbol. Oh better, yeah, that that remember that the okay sign that that was, oh that's some code with white white because you do this and it's the white the three fingers that are extended.
Yet it's make that is such a crock of crap.
Therefore races and always learned it was a okay, Well this was upside down.
So it's a face like that. So it would be em for men, we'll say.
But so it was this.
The hand was about the size of a volleyball, and it was pat you remember when in high school and you do this and if somebody looked, you'd get a punch them.
We didn't, we didn't do that.
Put okay, Well, just so you all know what I'm doing so you can get the description. It's when you put a circle with your fingers on your on your on your arm or something, and if somebody pokes it, they get to hit you. But if they look at it, or you're like, hey, Pat, what's going on? And I do this and you just looked at it, I gotta slug you. That's what I think the sticker stood for, not white power. That was only one of the ten stickers on the back of the car. I sense told her.
I said, told both the kids, Hey, no more stickers on car unless it's a BWO sticker.
That's what they came back with.
They go, well, you put a BWO sticker on the back of your car, that's different. Do as I say, not as I do. Put a bw sticker on your car. That's the last one you put on anyway.
Question of the same law enforcement officers, how do you react and you see a BWF sticker on somebody's car. You're like, get nod, haha, we get it. Yeah, we're with you.
That guy is not a cop.
I'm a cop, and long as long as the lights are not obstructive, I don't care. All the real problems in this world. Okay, I can't read that one. My little brother had those Christmas lights on his car. You don't do the blue ones. It'd be funny if they hit him with the la fee'd the guy with the library book after he So if he now lives in Chicago, did he fly back?
Well, no, it's not that far. Oh okay, he just was his area was from me. Happened to be back home for Thanksgiving?
Got it.
Finally, there's this keep in mind as you get set to travel this holiday season, especially if you're going through airport security. The dos and don'ts.
Hey, here's one. If it's if it's obvious Christmas decor multicolored lights, as long as they're not blanking idgl right.
Good, that's what we thought.
Yes, thank you very much for the support of l e oh hey, thank you for what you do.
Seriously, dos and don't airport security, do have some patience. Do not ninety one year old grandma bring a sword concealed in your cane through TSA looks.
Like a cane. It was brought by a ninety one year old woman on Saturday, and when it was placed through the X ray because we do X ray every piece of personal property people are traveling with.
Here's what they found. This is called a cane sword.
I have one, and so the cane is concealed in the handle of the sword.
You're not getting this over on TSA, Hey.
Sol, there are a big item at flea markets. So people might pick that up, think the I have a handicane to take it with them traveling, and then when it gets X rayed, we see why. In fact, it won't be allowed into the cabin of the aircraft.
Now I never flew with mine. I can't say I had one. My dad had one. And remember right when you and I met, I had just had hernia surgery.
Remember you walked in. I was sitting on a bag of peas.
Was it was a great start to a beautiful relationship over the last twenty eight years. Yeah, yeah, a frozen bag of peace or everything.
Let's up with you. I had ball surgery.
But if you recall, I had a cane with me that was a cane sword. I remember going and doing some gigs downtown and back then they didn't scan you. Thank god, otherwise I would have gotten arrested for a cane sword, or at least confiscated at the door. So where's it? Did you give it back to your dad? I got to ask my pop where it is. I hope he gives it to me. I could put that right next to the baseball bat in the garage. What do you think somebody breaking and entering in my one
of my cars out there? Yeah, it looks at the one with the stickers and got a dirtbag on. I bet they got pot in that car and I walk out with a cane sword Pat fraze f w oh intact. Actually if they went up to my cars, hit t BWS stickers and go.
I mean Brian breaking in that to be walking on the other side of the street immediately Tucky in the morning.
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