No Whatchaco Orlando's rock station to one to one one w JR are if you want to try to win corn tickets today, we've got a pair. Somebody who votes and you say, we play it on the JR Facebook page. We randomly picked and handed those tickets.
What a transition. What a transition that is. You're voting on which Bob Marley song you want to hear, but you're winning corn tickets. The three songs that you're voting on, take your choice. They are no Woman, no Cry, jamming or.
Stir it up. Well, what's the most votes is played back at nine?
Marley might be nice going into a holiday weekend. I'm telling you that was a an outdoorsy type weekend.
That was a programming genius decision. Well done.
Let's begin in Lewisbourg, PA, cops busted a man who's from Baltimore who was wearing one of those gilly suits you know, like you camouflage yourself and uh oh yeah they like the netting. Yeah, well, you know, you just blend in with the terrain as he I used him in no as he crawled across landscape approaching uh the US Penitentiary in Lewisbourg with a duffel bag full of inmate necessities.
What would be cell phone, the.
THC vape pens, spice, THC paper, one hundred and twenty one unidentified pills, one hundred and twenty wrapped vate pens. He also had cell phones, SIGs, phone chargers, and a utility cutting tool as he tried to clandestinely access the yard at the penitentiary with the contraband.
So he was going to cut his way through the fence and penitentiary.
And just bring in, you know, the goodies for the inmates.
Wow, at least when he gets there, you know, they'll he'll have buddies in there.
Yeah, he's got that.
Or they're gonna be all pissed off at him because he got busted and they're gonna put the beat down on him, which would be the worst. He gets caught trying to deliver them weed pens. They don't get said weed pins, so they're or their SIGs, so they're pick or their cell phones.
Uh huh.
And now they don't have their SIGs, so they're all nicotine. You know, they're nicking out kind of. They're upset and pissed and they're gonna Oh, this is not gonna end good for this guy.
Who the scenarios we paint on this show who wins?
Well, you did a stretch as well, so you can speak from experience.
In sing sing Yeah for the newer listeners that don't know. And my specialty was a made rat peach rat pee peach wine where you use fermented peach one or fermented rat pe porn. Throw my tidy whities altered, yes, and some peach if need be, some peach from the commissary. That was my fermentation. Sold Gangbusters man, rat pee peach wine still get buddies saying, you know, like when we have old prison talks.
Hey, Bob, remember the time.
Do you have prison reunions still like kind of just like high school reading?
Not many of them are still around. Yeah, they kind of got back once you got a sing sing you're you're real trouble. I was just lucky to land this job.
And your boy still on the inside. Yeah, he was just lucky to land this job. I'm still quite confused in the timeline everywhere where he fit this in. Since I've known you since ninety six, Yeah it was prior to that.
Okay, Yeah, everybody's confused with the timeline.
Yeah, the nom one really is a head scratcher who wins freight train or tornado. Let me give you the state the tornado is in so you can maybe gauge velocity. Steal North Dakota. I'm going tornado to the tune of derailing forty three of its cars. Yeah, on Wednesday night.
It wasn't a passenger train though, it was a freight train.
Okay, Yeah, he said that be a hell of a passenger forty three cars. Those passenger trains are always fairly short.
Yeah.
Those freight trains are the ones that you hate seeing. You know, they were driving home and you get stuck behind one.
No injuries, no crew or anybody injured, no hazmat materials. It was just any video aftermath just after me. There was no Actually it was in the middle of nowhere. Corn sweats. Have you heard this term yet?
Now I had time to think about it.
I think I do remember from my meteorological days in school that was in between all the other Do you know the.
Official meteorological term for corn sweat?
Corn sweat?
Not that I can't remember, but we we just called it corn sweat because they it was like when I when I was up broadcasting in Nebraska for a while, it was you know, Corn City, they got the corn Huskers play there. They'd say, you know what, it's so hot, the corn sweating, And that's where it came from.
Am I correct?
You are absolutely correct, and corn does sweat. The official term is evapo transfer transpiration, yeah, which means water lost from the surface of the soil or open water as vapor evaporation, and from the surface of plants is water vapor. Uh. Anyway, they're having a heat wave in the Midwest right now, and corn sweat is adding to the misery by unleashing additional moisture into the atmosphere, causing additional humidity to increase
the feel like temperatures into triple digits. One single acre of corn can release three thousand gallons of water into the atmosphere per day.
How about that, vegetarians who are saying you're doing it for the environment, You're putting a hole in the ozone l with your corn and you can't digest.
That flowing holes in the ozone or anything, or melting glaciers.
It's basically it's a good humidity. It's the fake pen for corn plants. Again, Like I said, veggie hedtarians.
They can't even digest this tough.
It's kind of you know. Alright.
Finally I got one more. Did he hear a restaurant?
You know how I knew it?
Corns was where it's just like meat Sea actually nothing like him.
A restaurant in New Hampshire was fined one hundred and fifty thousand dollars for violating child labor laws. The two infractions that stood out for me for allowing you fifteen year old to teach use nothing wrong with that, to use a blow torch during food preparation, and allowing another fifteen year old to clean the meat slicer.
Ay old World cheese shot. They had Delta, Dave and I work in there. I think it was fourteen years old. That's when the guy, the old Vietnam vett looked to Dave. And this is a true story. Unlike most of my otherwis.
Oh love to dealt to Dave and he goes all right, man, he was exactly like that guy that played the coach from Saving Silverman.
You know what I'm talking about. I believe that crazy guys. I guess he's like, come on you pansies. You know how I'm talking about.
Anyway, this guy Mike was exactly like him. He can't be around anymore. He drank and smoke too much. But Mike looked at both of us.
We're fourteen years old, right, if that? He goes, all right, tallet stopped up. Come on boys, and we're like, wha what why what do you so?
We use a plunger didn'twork, goes, no, reach in there and grab it.
I'm like, no, he fair handed it. Yeah, he guys like.
He goes, after telling to fourteen year olds who probably shouldn't even be working there by law, to reach up and do it.
I'm like, I'm not. I can't reach up in a toilet man. And and all of.
A sudden, Mike went straight back to his nom days and he goes like this, you little pant and he did he call.
He goes, this is how you do it, you little.
He used another word for pansies that you can't say anymore.
I don't even know if we're allowed to use pants.
Oh hell yeah you are. It's a beautiful flower. And he goes just like this.
He is elbowed deep in that he comes out like this hat like like he was scalloping down in Christever, he comes up like look and Dave and I are tortured for life and scarred for life from this.
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