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I'm ready. Honesty is the best policy. That text line that we always give you to utilize, and we bring to the table a lot of things you all have to say throughout the show, day in and day out, as much as we really can. There's a lot more that come come in that never make it to air because well, some of them are just over the top, out there, insane or profane, or a combination of the two. In the mix, there is also a lot of conspiracy theories that come in, and we we're not big conspiracy guys.
We're not. We're not, but we acknowledge that in this day and age, it's it's it's crazy because the better technology gets, the more conspiracy theories there are, because it's so easy to create disinformation. Thus these things get going and sometimes get a little bit out of Hold on, that was deep. You said that you have a conspiracy theory. Are you and I are gonna like, no, no, no, no, I said, there is a new conspiracy theory that you
and I are a little bit on board with. Okay, this whole female passenger Blue Origin deal the other day that was the entire thing was a Hollywood fake. It looked fake to me. And that's that's where I say we were partially on board. And I think, to me, this is where this thing got going. Anybody who watch that as it supposedly happened the other morning from Texas, it looked totally surreal. It looks like CGI yeah, and
computer generated. Yeah. And here's the thing, we blast effects below the rocket and I don't know, man, Here's here's what I say, whether it was made up or not. When are we as a human population, when are we gonna quit with the whole men and women are equal? Okay they are, but could you quit it where you send up you know what, six six women on the rocket and then all of a sudden it's it's it's all all women time, woman power. I'm like, we don't, I don't hear man power. I think this kind of
backfire to that effect. Taco and even a lot of women are saying this is just you know what, you're trying to marginalize. And you know, again, as men, we can't say this because well you know, PC America. But I'm saying we're all equal, we are, and man can all do great things. Yes, men, women them. Whenever everybody's cool, just everybody, you know, quit trying to push it up.
I can easily see where people think this whole thing with that was just a stage now reel, because that that the video of that just does not look real. And I know parts of it could be that it was out in the desert, and you know, the desert looks different, but now now there's oh god, Pat, you open up. That's kind of why I preface it that way, because we know this stuff wildly flies out there and
we don't try to fan the flames of it. But I think anybody who looks at this and just has even an open minds that looks kind of odd, a little bit odd. I don't know. We are all tired of the identity politics. That's exactly what it is. Whether it's a gender or a race or whatever. It's just you know, come on, man, quit playing that card. But as far as this lift off, goes man, I set all that stuff aside. I'm just saying visually, it looks fake.
It's off, doesn't add up. If they went up there and had a good time, great, awesome, then I'm happy for it. Then there's people at two two five two six. He says, have you seen my joke? We are not all equal in caps. W man, No, we haven't seen your junken, but thank you for uh and don't send it because the text line doesn't get pictures. Thank the Lord. I was really confused when I read this next story, so I thought i'd like you all did this. Popping's
back and they're hearing it now. Yeah, it's this microphone. It's not the headphone. No, it's Pat's microphone. We had this issue a few months ago, and we we've let the Master of all masters, Frank the Engineer, know, and it'll be taken care of. So sorry about the popping. Let me just one more time, try to resed this SIXLR cable. Hang on stand by, I'll be right back. Is it gonna be really loud? I wonder? Okay, now blow oh I just heard it could be dirt in
between them. All right, let's see if it pops. If it continues to pop, it's probably the mic itself. Somebody said, there's a video of the capsule. Oh, I've heard this one too. There's a video of the capsule door opening from inside and shutting really quick because it wasn't time for the camera yet. Plus they quote had to open it from the outside because of the pressure. No helmets and beautiful hair flowing fake as alf if there was
a conspiracy theory to get on board with. Man, Yeah, I'm just tired of hearing about the video and see it just just their rocket. Let's move on. Yeah, I heard it worse than ever. I just heard it. That's the first pop I've officially heard. This is a confusing headline that threw me off. Initially, Spanish police arrest two people linked to cat smuggling ring based in Mallorca. Mallorca, an island off of Spain. I thought they were literally
talking about smuggling house cats. Oh they're not. No, it's big like game cat type exotic cats. You gotta be crazy to do that. Well, I thought you would be crazy enough just to deal with cats smuggling, period, even if it was just household variety. Oh, yeah, because cats. I'm sorry for your cat person, but they're kind of laying. And then I was also confused, as so why would you need to smuggle cats? They're pretty common. Yeah, anywhere
you go, I think you can get a cat. It's hard to get them in the carrying case to take her to the vet. So smuggling cats can be obtained in the ass, where are you going to hide them? Also, smuggling big cats back to that, you gotta be out of your mind. Oh, you're going to go on an island with a bunch of coo okay, yeah, with cougars. Of course, we are to make shows about that called Survivor. But no, you're gonna go on a island a bunch
of lions and tigers and no bears. But oh my hell, now it's more the exotic cats than your household cats exactly. All right, may mess with them because once you hit one with the dark gun, the other ones jumping out of a tree and eating your head. I know, I am ten percent big cats. I know. I know that guy what's his name, Joe, Joe'stica. It's exotic, all right? Uh, let's it's the day when it be complete without some killed joy coming in and trying to tame down our
good time. About would you consider eight alcoholic drinks a week heavy drinking? No? Well, a day? This is the wait, heavy alcoholic? Are we talking? No? No, No, I didn't say alcoholic. Is eight alcoholic beverages a week considered heavy drinking to you? Yeah, that's what I was saying. Alcoholic drinks period? Anything with alcoholic No eight a week, I think it's pretty reasonable.
Apparently that's classified as heavy drinking and more likely to develop brain injuries that are associated with memory loss in dementia, according to this new research study. So every time you turn around, there's some new study that says doing this equals this may happen to you. Yeah, Water's bad for you? Waters great for you? Is it? Wouldn't it be true to say that anything that alters your your brain chemistry, anything could potentially cause problems down the road, whether it's
alcohol or drugs or you know, sugar or anything. Of course, anything in excess is bad for you. That's what they always say. And why are they drawing the line at eight eight alcohol like drinks a week that now you're a heavy drinker and you're gonna have dementia. Oh I had almost that many Beers of Manchester. I did have an uber though we got your humble U j R r