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those Metallica tickets. You know how to just random things pop up on our text line at two two five two six, Yeah, I look at the text went to Petties this weekend. It was sad not to see Lynch there. Well, I was out of town. He was in South Florida for Mother's Day.
I had left town on Saturday morning before Petty's even opened.
I can promise you if he had not been out of town in South Florida for Mother's Day, you would have seen him.
Because I would Eddie buying something to make for my wife, uh huh and the mother of our daughter. But we we road tripped. Thank you though, and I hope you found what you needed at Petty's, the nirvana of meat.
I hope all you mom's out there had a great Mother's Day weekend. You went to that Frigate's place again, didn't you?
I did? I need to check that they have one here too, Not in Melbourne, Melbourne. I went to the one in a North Palm Beach.
Melbourne's a pretty long haul from Maitland just for you know, lunch, but I think it's worth it.
Mother's Day spread was let me put you this way, I didn't have dinner last night that full. Yeah, good for you. I think there's a stone crab shortage now just because of me. We have a breaking news out of Afghanistan from the Taliban to share in case any of you are planning on vacationing there this summer. It's the first place I was thinking going. The Taliban have banned chess. Chess no longer permitted. What they got against chess well, the decision was made due quote to religious
considerations unquote. Now off the top of my head, I didn't really recall chess having any kind of religious mentations or implications, so I did a little research. No, the game itself does not have any kind There is a cross on one of the pieces, though. I think, however, symbolism has been assigned by various groups over the years, as it might apply to the various game pieces and what what whatever. You could apply religious symbolism to anything you want if you really thought about it.
I think we've mentioned this before, but Chess one of those games I just really didn't get into.
Did you ever attempt to really try to learn it? Yes? I did. I did too, and I was.
The worst, worst, thing I ever thought to do, because it was just like, it was as boring trying to learn it as it was playing it.
When I found myself wishing to be playing Monopoly instead.
Of course, which but it was chess Knight, somebody, somebody in the family made the decision We're gonna do chess.
Was that how it went? I want Monopoly Chess? No, No, it was actually I was probably it was probably twelve or thirteen. Actually had a couple of friends who were doing chess nerds and no, they were surprisingly not kidding. So I'm like, all right, I'm their pal. I'll try to, you know, get on board with this. Yeah.
I got talked into Dungeons and Dragons one time for about an hour. I tried getting into it because I was hanging out with buddies. Like you're saying, I said, this is Nostellgias, too nerdy.
So what we did we managed to strike a compromise Checkers Checkers. Yes, when I'm around, I go, I respect that you're doing your chest thing, but I'm more of a Checkers guy, and you know, I'm just not picking up what you're putting down on this whole chess deal.
So it is too. I don't want to think that hard off. I'm playing a game. You play checkers, and I mean you're double jumping. They even have good burgers checkers all around. You know, why don't we double it up today?
Guys? A hell of a cab too.
I'm not I'm not playing chess, but just to help you guys, just so it's even that, Hey, we're not going to play your chess today, we're gonna do checkers.
I'll bring over checkers eat. They got like I think a four for fours. God all right? Uh, speaking of hamburgers and this, that's a nice seg into this McDonald's related story. Oh, by the way, saw that McDonald's has now fallen behind both Wendy's and Burger King when it comes to best value. Uh they use the cheeseburger as the barometer and McDonald at most McDonald's stores. Uh, what's the cheeseburger? Go for it? Now? That's the news item that popped up here. They've now raised it at most.
I know there's going to be exception to nineteen really nineteen at McDonald's for cheeseburger stamp standard ish cheeseburg.
Remember, I haven't had fast food since since January first, for my New Year's resolution, then for lent, I am not paying two nineteen for a cheeseburger.
Yeah, Wendy's in b K both at holding steady at a dollar ninety nine option on a cheeseburger, which burger? You eat enough cheeseburgers like I do, that's a substantial amount of money that adds up over here. Yeah, twenty bucks if you eat, you're talking a buck exactly five and one sitting.
Well, now you've got to bring over, you know, checkers to your buddies when you're playing check All.
Right, let me get back to McDonald's here. There is the specific McDonald's in uh Franconia, Fairfax County, Virginia has had to take the unprecedented move of putting a door bell outside of the entrance to the McDonald's because there's not enough employees. Is that it? Oh, No, there's plenty
of employees. I guess. This McDonald's is located pretty close to Thomas and Thomas Edison High School, and from the description of some of the students that come from Thomas Edison High School to frequent the McDonald's, the McDonald's said it's not worth the grief. You're gonna have to be twenty one or older or be accompanied by someone twenty one or older to eat in the dining room, to even come in. So you're stopping for lunch and you decide you're gonna eat in, you need to ring the doorbell.
They did that convenience stores growing up, Oh, the two student limited, the arcade game, yep, because we had Lenyard Stunior High and about a mile up the road was the seven to eleven and max. To people because you're walking in with the backpack, think of it. But the McDonald's I understand because when we used to go to football games, everybody would go to Mickey D's after. That's
when you'd throw the pickles at the windows. Remember those days when they had the little gold We've talked about them, the little gold ash trays, the gold tin ash trays to boil outs tree.
Mm hm.
God, if I was running that Mickey D's pat you would have no kidding, one hundred plus kids in the restaurant after the football game and then out in the parking lots.
It was well this McDonald's reports that they have. You don't even have to have a football game. You just a group of them come in. Next thing, you know, they're on top of the tables. Tables are getting broken, and they're like, we're just not going to deal with this. We'll put the doorbell in. We look up, you know, Okay, they're legit. Let them in. Beat wu O. Put an armed garden there too. That said, I know you're not
doing your fast. You're you're not doing fast. I could not tell you the last time I went into ordered sat down in eight inside of any fast food like that. It's always the window, at the window, I'll do it.
I don't know if you consider a fast food though, like uh, like at a Tijuana flats, but that's not fast have a drive there.
So yeah, but there's certain places.
That I won't that I have to sit down and eat there because I want the food to be perfect and not going in a to go container.
Well yeah, especially I'm not ordering to go from Ruth's Chris No, although I'm sure it'd be very tasty, I'd much rather have that come out on the piping hot plate sizzling. Still. Anyway, what else, Okay, let's get onto this.
This is people are talking about chess, and I said chess. Yeah, they always think of one or two moves ahead of the current move. It's just it's too much thinking. I don't want to think during a game.
You can apply the chess thinking multiple moves ahead philosophy to life in general, but in strategy in general, But when it comes down to playing the game, I wouldn't know how to do the one move that I should make with the scenario that faces me if I was actually playing the game, because I don't know enough about it.
Yeah, I see, I learned it, and it's just kind of I'm thinking your analogy right there. You have to do enough thinking in life. I'm gonna think in life. Therefore, when I'm playing, that's one keyword. Playing a game, I don't have to think too hard.
Get us some shoots and ladders, going, Yeah, give me a spin the bottle.
I guess that wasn't a board game as much as a favorite young childhood upbringing.
Jordan Hudson, How long and Bobby and.
And Maggie been in that closet back there?
Jordan husband Belichick's chick. Yeah. Jordan Hudson, the twenty four year old girlfriend of North Carolina tor Hill football coach Bill Belichick.
She seems to be kind of a little turred, as I lave, But now the masses are turning on this one on her. Well, yes, yeah, well Jordan and her bow Bill were in Maine last night. Last night was Maine's state Miss Maine. You know she was trying to be She came in third, came in third, and I have I have a picture. If a picture could tell a thousand words, just go to the j R. Facebook bay.
The look on her face as she's sitting there having to eat crow while the other contestants are being crowned ahead of her.
I could see bulldogs, her little plan to be move on and represent Maine and the Miss USA pageant thwarted and it's not happening, and Bill there to have to witness this all.
I could see Mike the bulldog, Beyonci being there and go how that pay?
I was thinking, could there be some symbolism here third? Maybe the best UNC might hope for this season with all the distractions we got going in third? Maybe in the acc don't.
Even did you notice this the sash that she has a cross or what it says?
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