7:15 Idiotology February 10, 2025

In one on one with Lynchintaco one.

To Orlando's rock station one oh one one w j r R Rock. The band Catch Giveaways will be picking back up again this morning. Still a few more weeks of this to go Taco.

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Last weeks during this show we had three different winners, Mark, Dina, and William. Hopefully your name will be announced tomorrow or the next day. Pat, I think you're right man about my Monday theory.

Oh it's even more so today on the day after the Super Bowl, when well half the world is you know, in a little bit of a haze, some are just flat out staying home. More on that in a little while.

Mm hmmm.

And uh, it's just the your odds, it seems like are better today to win. Nine oh five is the first chance of the day, and we believe your best chance of the day. So whatever you have going on between now and then, just make sure you're back to get that keyword right around nine oh five. I think pretty much every day. Nine oh five is one of the easiest ones because his first keyword. So just send an alarm on your phone even for like nine oh five to go off every day and you go, oh.

Keyword in time.

Hey, speaking of phones, you know pretty much everyone has one now and they're great for so many things, including, you know, finding your way around the place you're not familiar with with all the maps and GPS options and whatnot. So it makes you scratch your head a little bit as to why you would stop and ask directions if you were impaired to a group of officers at a canine training session in Missouri.

You know what, I noticed that you stress the word canine because I'm guessing not only that the person was wasted, as you said asking officers, but they had some sort of drugs that the dog smelled.

You got these two.

Bone heads in I don't Osage Beach or Asagi Beach. Well, that's where they were, and they came upon the group of officers were getting set to go with the canine training session. They had all their dogs there and everything, and they stop and ask the officers if they could give them directions to a Sage beach.

They go, you're in, you're here, you're here, there's the beach.

At this point they realized these two were kind of shot out looking, and uh, the dogs became curious. Yeah, so they looked a little closer, and yeah, we we've got a full meth situation going here.

They're both in chill. Now I knew it was gonna be mad.

I just got a visual, and I I know my brain is very strange. I would rather have the GPS be wrong and drive me into a lake before this happened.

Or osage beach. I just had a visual.

All you're telling that story about the only dumber thing you could do is you have knowledge that there's gonna be a canine training convention.

Walk by with a big pat on your arm, just pat.

Look here's wrapped in steak. Well, no, you don't even need this steak. I think that those dogs are just gonna react when they see a guy with like what looks like a small roll out bed. I attached the arm. If I just cruised by like this, it was nine dogs attached to your arm. My god, orm ripped right from your socket.

Yep.

And then meanwhile there's two guys on meth gun. That's awesome. And now we didn't get busted for our meth. And then the dogs get them all.

Right, Hey, we did have a couple people.

I have to be transparent here at two two five, two six, after we were saying how nine percent of the population thought that the halftime show sucked, we have like three that liked it.

If that, if that, if Kendrick Lamar is a performer, you like, I'm sure you loved it.

Uh huh.

Our point was somebody said, if you were a fan of Kendrick, exactly what you just said. If you were a fan of Kendrick, you understood the message.

Hey, we had a couple people just hit us say, well, you're not in the demographic. Well maybe not as a typical Kendrick Lamar fan, but I would say the demographic for the halftime show is the audience that's watching eight to eighty.

You want to try to throw a dart that maybe lands somewhere around the middle where you catch a bunch of people on both sides and pat that's just me, I know, crazy talk. I'll say seven to seventy is what it should be, not the score of last night's blowout, but the age demographic, because you have kids there and.

They're gonna be like, oh look it's this, you know. And then you have the seventy year olds.

Because I saw people in their seventies and eighties at a party last night that I was at.

Everybody's interested in the halftime show? Listen to this.

This is one that just needs to be locked up on Sicko Island and left.

This one said time show is better than Rihanna, Rihanna showing up pregnant.

Yeah. True, that was quite a bit interesting though.

A pervert who was caught stealing and sniffing children's socks at a Utah funplex is facing numerous felony charges after cops in a search of his residence found electronic devices that turned up multiple files as well.

Guess what, Kitty Bourne.

Yes, so he's a sock sniffer, sixty three year old kitty sock sniffer show showing up at a kid's funplex. Okay, you know, probably like a you know, a bounce house joint. Yeah, but here's my question. He's smelling kids socks. Why didn't he just and I I'm not trying to entice him or give him ideas, Why didn't he just go to where all the kids put their shoes? You know, when you go to those places, you put your shoes in these cubbies.

Well, that's what they're saying. He showed he was suspicious. Male showed up to to the Uh you said, sniffing socks. I'm telling you what it says. Right here, a suspicious man I was stealing socks from the entertainment venue in the area, which features laser tag rock climbing and kitty carts and a foam pit. The stealing and sniffing their socks.

I'm guessing he's taking them off their feet then, because nobody's gonna let kids run around barefoot.

You feel what you pick it up with them playing? Now? I got you. I know you didn't write this story.

But something's a mess here because anytime, and I'm not gonna call out these bounced places what they are because they're all great and all of our kids have been there. They're awesome for kids parties. But whenever you go to them, there's the little cubby holes that have shoes in them because the kids keep their socks on. Otherwise you have kids run around with athletes foot. You feeling that, So, I don't know, we got some something missing here.

We've got an interesting situation that is playing out in South Florida.

Eight somebody said, or a bowling alley. Yep, that's another one.

When you give me a sniffer, you know, because the shoes are behind you.

Job work in the rental counter there, you'd have to spray that stinky spray all the time. Pat he probably wanted to spray it. I don't know, I'm gonna lick.

It off the pat. I bet if you watched bowling Alley video footage, you would catch every now and then somebody walking behind every Look, you're bowling here, you got the balls behind you. Yeah, make your ball jokes whatever, but you got the bowling balls behind you, and right up there is everybody's shoes. So you know there's somebody.

Walking along like this going, oh, I'm gonna try out there this eight point.

Nine ounce bowling ball, and they're going then they come across the dude like my shoes.

Or that could be the ultimate turn on really stinky.

Eight OnlyFans creators have teamed up to any Miami mansion to create and produce contents. Oh god, all hot chicks. They've signed a seventy five thousand dollars a month lease on the compound. It's a mansion and like did they give Well, there's eight of them, eight of them, so they probably each have a room and for their content creation. But I'm sure there'll be some collabs going on. They're not real worried about how much it costs. They brought

Yeah, so they'll they'll write one in star Island until people that are living in Starlin catch on.

If you're looking for it, it's under the Bop House. Okay, you're right, there's gonna be some abs.

Did you say that the Bop House was posted on our Facebook?

No, they said it's on only fans under the Bop House if you want.

To look for it. I caught that, but I was wondering if you had a post about No, we're not permitted to link to adult material.

Okay, so you investigate that on your own, should you have the desire to do that?

That was the Bop b O P House.

Couple from Minnesota won a free week long cruise on a Norwegian cruise ship. Okay, they went to Miami. Set cruise said, uh, set sail and uh it was unfortunate because the husband came down with the flu while on board.

Oh I heard about this dude.

And UH went went to get some medical assistance on board the ship. Now keep in mind this was a free cruise they had won.

I mean, I really don't know how I'm gonna ever pay them off. I'm gonna have to, but I don't know how to turn around the day we're leaving and get handed a forty seven thousand dollars bill.

I just didn't even.

Know what forty seven thousand dollars to be treated for the flu on board the new Norwegian cruise ship.

And everybody in the medical ward kept saying, don't worry, you have twenty thousand dollars coverage.

You'll you'll be just fine.

Well, the traveler's insurance doesn't want to pay it until we run it by our health insurance.

The health insurance doesn't want to pay it because it's abroad.

So they were smart enough to buy the travelers insurance, which you would think twenty thousand dollars would be more than adequate on a free cruise that you've won.

It's one of them timeshare crews, I'm sure.

But by the way, also you didn't hear it in their comments there. And I have the full story on our Facebook page with the interview with this couple. They charged them for a catheter to treat them for the flu. I can stay high, No, not ant venus like cath.

Yeah, this one right, So I mean I think maybe that's how they I beat them.

Okay, forty seven thousand dollars for.

First off, I'll give you the update to this story so you don't even have to do it. When the update comes, Norwegian Cruise Lines is gonna toss this out somehow because they're getting you do not want that kind of coverage, right, it's out there, no I know, but they're gonna They're gonna rectify it.

Will be your update in a little while, you would hope.

So they're gonna rectify it, or you just call your credit card company and say, do you really think I should be getting this. I'm disputing it. You can dispute anything they charged. They maxed out the two credit cards they had on file, both of them with twenty something thousand dollars on each credit card. Dix was down I four thanks for cranking up Orlando's rock station one on one one w j R R