One with Lynch Intaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one one w j r R. Actually, it's just with Lynch this morning, Taco. Bob is off. His daughter is graduating this morning, so he will be there in attendance. Congratulations to her, by the way, and to all the graduates, whether it's you know whatever grade level, finishing up or moving on to your next adventure or level of Yes, special day, let's begin in Ohio, thirty seven year old
guy went into home depot. He was going to do one of these deals where you'll load up a bunch of stuff and try to roll out of the store with it. You know. Now, of course, if Bob was here, this is where he would jump in and do his rant on Bob World Order. And I wholeheartedly back that up. This guy get a little creative though, and it goes with a theory we've talked about on this show before.
The thirty seven year old named Joshua who Hughey, went to his home depot pretending to be a sales representative for Dwalt Tools. They makes some good tools, by the way, So he heads over to the area where the Dwault stuff is kept, and he used some bolt cutters, which he just grabbed off the shelf in the store and clipped open the lock on the metal gate containing the pricier power tools, and just started loading all this stuff onto one of those flatbed carts that they have, you know,
in home depot. All in all, he ended up with about twenty three different items, totaling up about forty two hundred dollars worth of stuff as he tried to roll out of the store. Little did Joshua know, though, that they had spotted him. The store security had spotted him, and we're just going to go. Let's let's let him rack up as much as he wants here, and then we'll snag him as he walks out of the store,
which is exactly what happened. You know, he had think, you know, probably thought he was going to get away with this. And this is where that theory that we've talked about, if you show up someplace and just pretend like you're supposed to be there, nine times out of ten people aren't gonna question yet, even security not gonna question you. Heck, I saw this, I don't. I don't really I probably shouldn't have mentioned this. But our own paramore,
who works in the promotions department. I saw him out at Rockville. He put on one of those reflective vests and just started walking around wherever the hell he wanted to go. No one asked him a thing, So you know it's true because a lot of he must belong here. I don't want to be the one question. But yeah, poor Joshua. Yeah he's going to give him an a for creativity rather than just loading up a cart and trying to bum rush the front door. But yeah, forty
two hundred dollars worth of stuff. Yeah, I'm sure he'll have a hefty fine. At least hopefully it's some jail time involved with that. What could possibly go wrong with this idea? The Virginia Aquarium, which is in Virginia Beach, Virginia, is hosting its very first adults only overnight sleepover coming up next month. In all nighter cost one hundred and twenty five dollars per person. You got to be twenty
one and older. You bring your own sleeping bags, and then you are are allowed to spread out in camp out near the aquarium's exhibits. Of course, I'm sure to be very picturesque and quite nice at night. But Yeah. The event includes dinner, a late night snack, and breakfast. Yes, alcohol is available for purchase. As I said, you bring your own sleeping bags and or air mattresses. This is gonna get freaky. The fish people are gonna's popular spot
with people, you know, for visitors. They clocked like nearly a million visitors over the last year, and the aquarium says so it's a unique way to experience marine life after hours. Space is very limited. If this sounds like something you want to do, you can go get a hold of the Virginia Aquarium in Virginia Beach. It's June twenty first. Just bring your sleeping bag or your air mattress and plenty of money for alcohol. Finally, there's this.
I'll just this woman's getting some attention of course on TikTok, and she has your standard issue TikTok voice. You'll hear her in a second here. The bottom line is she claims that her ex boyfriend's fart gave her a seven year sinus infection. Yeah, this would be Christine Connell.
What say you, Christine, we dated like seven years ago. I've had a persistent sinus infection ever since. He and I stayed in a hotel one night after I had surgery, and he farted terribly. I got my sinus infection culture today and it is E coal. I usually don't get E Coli in your sinuses because ecoi is from poop. I don't know how does that get in near sinuses unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to inhale it because you are immobile after ankle.
Surgery seven years ago. Huh had it seven years sinus infection because of a fart in a hotel room after you had ankle surgery. Yeah, sounds like somebody desperately needs attention and well, for that matter, a new boyfriend. It's been seven years. Linchin Taco on demand delloady I hearty Las