Lynch Intaco. This is Orlando's rock station one oh one one w j R R and Pat Lynch one man Band. Today Taco is off, so you'll be back with us on Monday. Onward we go. Uh. This segment brought to you by our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Flyways continue that you can win three of them each weekday for the next few weeks. The keywords that go out nine oh five, one oh five and five oh five, and yes, you
can enter each time, so listen for those keywords. They are texted off to the contest text line two hundred two hundred, and make a mental note of that. So nine oh five this morning. I'll remind you when we get closer to that a little bit later on. Let's begin in Bon Durant, Iowa. I don't know if I'm saying that right, but forgive me if you're from Iowa and I've watched the name of one of your towns. It's the story though in the town that is making idiotology.
Dude there sounds like he had some heat with another guy, and the dude that he had to heat with lived in a homeless camp, or so he thoughts, So he hung out near this homeless encampment waiting for his victim, and then he confronted this guy, attacks the dude. He had a BB gun that had a makeshift bayonet attached
to it. He had duck tipped a bayonet to the to the barrel of the BB gun, shoots the guy, the homeless dude a couple times in the face with bebes and then stabs him with the duct taped makeshift bayonet that's on the BB gun. And the guy who's the aggressor here said he realized after he had stabbed him. First he shot him a couple of times with the beebi's in the face and then gets all stabby with him with the makeshift maynet realized after he'd stabbed him
that he had the wrong guy. You know, those homeless all look alike. My god. That is the extent of the news provided from the local station out that way, other than the victim is in the hospital with serious injuries. I would think, so Father of the Year candidate, We go to Germany where a three year old had to be rescued from a hot car after his father left him inside the car. He did lock the door, however, it was quite warm outs and you know how that goes. Luckily,
the kid was spotted and saved. Where was dad for an hour and a half visiting a prostitute? Yeah, passer buyers noticed the young boy in the car, alerted a police officer. They got the child out, he was dehydrated. They got him some water, taken to the hospital to be checked out. Where guess who mom was called? Imagine mom's surprise when dad and his whereabouts were pointed out to her. Mom was also fiance of dad of the three year old. Yeah, they were slated to get married.
No word on whether or not that marriage is still gonna be on, but yeah. He was ultimately arrested and looked on a charge of breach of duty of care and upbringing, as well as negligent bodily harm. Finally, on the lighter side of things, here, I have some visuals for you on a Texas woman who she kind of just stumbled into this on a suggestion of a friend. She is now the proud holder of the title of world's widest tongue. Widest tongue, Yeah, it's up three point
one point one inches wide. This is a monster tongue.
From a young age, my family would kind of make a joke about it. So, I guess I've known from when I was pretty young that my tongue was longer than those People's best friend, Sarah sent me a link to the previous record holder's video, and so I guess that inspired me to see if my time was actually wider than hers.
Yeah, you can see the the whopper on our Facebook page, my own my the damage that thing might be able to do. Lynchin Tago on demand Tell loady, I heartway you as hey there, Lynch