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5:35 Idiotology April 22, 2025

Apr 22, 202510 min
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Vandals chainsaw dozens of trees across downtown Los Angeles, Wild chimpanzees filmed by scientists bonding over alcoholic fruit, Kanye West really knows how to keep his name in the news: Releases new song/video called 'Cousins' which he says is about a male cousin he used to have incestuous relations with when they were kids

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

Sounds like a weekend of rock and roll as Bulldogs Day again.

Speaker 1

That'll go up right around six o'clock at one O one one w jr R. On Instagram.

Speaker 2

You and a guess could be camping out there Rockville and Giants music.

Speaker 1

I'm not gonna let the fact that today is Earth Day be lost on the coincidence of how close this situation fell to Earth Day. I don't think the two are related. It probably it's just a coincidence. But sometime over the weekend, a vandal, or it probably more likely a couple of vandals hit downtown Los Angeles and cut down a whole slew of shade trees. Playing it along South Grand Avenue come on, as well as other areas

of downtown. Was it art? No, they were literally just chainsaw it down and left there in the overnight hours.

Speaker 2

You know how many Mexican roofers and just roofers in general are going, My god, that's all.

Speaker 1

I love that when I'm driving by, and God love them. I don't mean that in a bad way. How do we go from cut down trees and downtown Los Angeles to Mexican roofers. It's word association shade tree. When you're driving down the road and you see right around probably eleven, that's what lunchtime is, and you see about six guys underneath the shade tree eating lunch or just napping when it's one hundred degrees out.

Speaker 2

God bless them. You've seen him many times. That's that's what it is. Pat, It's a shade tree. Just like you said, well, you're getting a shade.

Speaker 1

They're going to be screwed if any of them are seeking shade in downtown l A in that area. That's what I said, Yeah, I will. I will relate to something you said, though, and I marveled at it. The scenario you just painted played out years ago when We had our roof replaced with the crew that worked on our house, except for one guy who's out in the truck. No, that's some bitch stayed up on the roof all day really never came down, not once, not once. He's the

green horn. He's the new guy. No, this dude seemed to be the one who was running the show.

Speaker 2

Now, the one running the show's out in the pickup truck with the ac on. I know roovers, trust me. Yeah, what are you doing sitting in my truck? What are you working?

Speaker 1

Yeah? I'm working. Keeping it on these guys is just such a punishing job. Yeah.

Speaker 2

That and like I said, God bless all you that do it. And the head to toe attire just to block all the sun.

Speaker 1

I don't know how ladies too, I don't know how y'all do it. Stops me dead in my tracks when I've already decided to bitch about pretty much anything. Oh, I'll do something about that. Somebody putting down hot asphalt. That's another one, taking that long ass.

Speaker 2

We got a lot of hard working men and women that rock with this station.

Speaker 1

We appreciate everything you do. We help get you through your day. More power to you. Meanwhile, we've got evidence which this makes total sense. We've got wild chimpanzees who were filmed by scientists bonding over alcoholic fruit. Yeah, I've seen is on wildlife shows on that geo. Yeah, this is becoming more and more.

Speaker 2

Uh.

Speaker 1

I don't know if it's just the tensions of modern day chimpanzeism. No, it's it's just it's the answer is not booze, guys, it's happy hour for the chim So don't turn to booze for your problems or little hairy friends.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this has always gone on. This and even with the birds, they eat them alcoholic berries.

Speaker 1

The chip. This group of chimpan panzies in West Africa have been deserved observed sharing fruit containing alcohol, not not like enough to get roaring drunk, but possibly enough to have a bit of a like a beer buzz level going on. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Did you see the special where the chimps eat the alcohol alcoholic fruit and then go and raid towns and slowly like walk by a bodega and grab a bag of chips.

Speaker 1

The eat a little ballsier. Yeah have you seen it? No?

Speaker 2

Oh god, you need to just just YouTube or google sometime. Monkeys running wild in the town and Thieven. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1

You know, you stop and you see things like this and go, you know, maybe we haven't evolved all that much. Really, they're just not they're not doing that yet. Give it time.

Speaker 2

Somebody said the v A Paven putting down asphalt every day in Coco. We appreciate that, man. That's some uh hard work. And that was asphalt. So cement head and all the gang don't get don't get crazy with cement and concrete.

Speaker 1

I'm sure he's got a poor going on right now and he's probably elbows deep. Can't text in all caps, uh huh right now, which is his trademark.

Speaker 2

Turnpike Tugger just texted in dolphins get high off puffer fish, No, hey, puff them.

Speaker 1

Speaking of puffing, Kanye West, he's a lunatic, this guy, he's a little off. So he put a video out for this new song called Cousins yesterday. It's video called Cousins, which is about an incestuous relationship he had with his male cousin when they were kids. Get this. He explains the whole deal. He says that when they were hanging out as youngsters, they found Kanye's mother's dirty magazines and used to look at them together and quote act out

what we saw. He says he doesn't he's not really sure how old he was, but this went on him performing on his male cousin until he was about fourteen. Listen, Okay, let's just get Kanye out all this. Can I get hold on? There's one more little interesting angle on this. The fourteen year old cousin that is the subject of Cousins, the song and now the video. That cousin right now is in prison for killing a pregnant woman a few years after Kanye told him they shouldn't be looking at

dirty magazines together anymore. This is just.

Speaker 2

Something you can't explain, Kanye, and he's not her format.

Speaker 1

Kanye, You're Kanye.

Speaker 2

Listen, Mom's watching or looking at at dirty magazine that is.

Speaker 1

I stopped right there and I go, this explains a lot a long time ago.

Speaker 2

When k when he will just say was young old jeezy, that would be Plague Girl magazine.

Speaker 1

Remember there was a playgirl, right, That's That's what I'm saying. He explains a lot.

Speaker 2

But you think of you know, Mom, I know Kanye probably was different obviously, but Pat, I'm sorry Okay, your mom, you walk, you go underneath the bed, because you know your your matchbox car went under the bed, your parents' bed. You go in there, and on mom's side of the match or underneath mom's side, you find a stack of playgirls or we exactly you.

Speaker 1

How many of us did this? You knew your dad had a few of these At some point it was like, oh, I just hope you found them.

Speaker 2

Dads do man, And then you went to the other friend's dad's house who had the really good ones like the Wii as I mentioned, and Hustler and swank. Yeah, any younger kid, any younger people right now, listen. Then they're saying, dirty maggot. Oh that's how that was our internet man. My one uh buddy's dad gave zero fs. Man had the you know, the the stereotypical work bench in the garage, not pinups, full on centerfold, uh swank type stuff hanging up.

Speaker 1

Yeah, where the neighbors drive by and there's Valley doing that.

Speaker 2

The Saturday spread of both the work brands. Yeah, I thought it's crazy. You had that excalated so quickly. I thought you were just going to say, oh, he didn't give it up.

Speaker 1

He had.

Speaker 2

He had the nootie mags all over the coffee table in the house.

Speaker 1

Oh no, he went straight to the pin ups. I married several kids in the family. Here's my area. I don't think these kids got here exactly. Courtney go on demand, download the iHeartRadio app, My Breakfast

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