5:15 Idiotology October 21, 2024

maybe double up on your pay for the day. Pretty nice nine oh five. I'll remind you before we get closer, Taco is not back from a vacation week yet. I got a text last night. I guess he went down to the keys forgetting that it was Fantasy Fest night. It sounds as if he flew down there and then went to catch his flight back yesterday he was again.

I haven't talked to him. I'm just going off these texts which I was part of a text chain sounds like he went to go to the airport from Marathon to Key West and got stuck in traffic because of Fantasy Fest and missed his flight. That's what I've been able to deduce at this point. So I'm assuming he'll be back tomorrow at some point. If there's a flight out today, I'm guessing there is, and I'm sure he'll have some stories to tell when he eventually does make

his return to the show. Here, let's begin in Cape Coral. Here in Florida, Mother of the Year candidate being accused of using well a kid to help her shoplift from Targets some pricey items a deluxe coffee maker, slash cappuccino type machine, and a vacuum. Thirty three year old Elizabeth Novak was caught by lost Prevention staff. Reportedly, she entered the target location with some child who was under the

age of ten. The Lost Prevention officers claimed they saw Novak load up a cart with a bunch of items, including the coffee machine and the vacuum. Then she had the kid take the cart and walk it out of the store. Right passenger registers write out the uh and that's it's that point where she tried to reconnect with the kid and take possession of the cart, and that's when the lost prevention officers were standing there ready to

do their things. She's now facing one count of grand larceny and another count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. There's no information on if this was actually her kid, or maybe she was watching somebody's kid, but does it matter. She's providing a hell of a hell of a example here of what not to do. Unbelievable. This is where Bob World Order would come in, right or would it's you've got the ten year old trying

to roll out with the stuff unpaid for. Now, this this is to see if Bob was here, he would have to make an executive decision on what you do if you've got a kid under the age of ten trying to roll out. Does Bob World Order apply there? I don't know, hmm. So this aside for a decision from Taco when he gets back. Go to UH India

for this next one. Twenty three year old guy shows up at a hospital uh I can't really pronounce this region of India, but anyway, he went to his local hospital complaining about stomach problems that he had been experiencing for about three days. When the pain failed to subside, he finally sought medical attention for the severe abdominal pain, difficulty in digesting food, and he was all bloated and

just felt horrible. The guy thought that the source of his illness might be rooted in street food that he consumed from a night market a couple of days earlier. Thought maybe something fishy with that, so you know, I better go get checked out. They proceeded to do an n STOP an end of scopy, what a procedure that examines the upper part of the gastro intestinal tract try to discover what was going on with the guy. They did not expect to find what they found a live

cockroach just kind of chilling in the man's small intestiny. Yes, it was still alive, and doctors believed that little bad boy was creating all the problems for the dude. Three days is things in there alive and just causing issues. They were able to actually vacuum the thing out with the endoscope. The two channels one for air water infusion and the other for suction. So I guess they kind

of just sucked the cockroachs right out. I'm sorry if you're having breakfast right now, by the way, But the doctor said that failing to remove the insect as fast as possible could have caused serious complications, including infectious diseases. That is just disgusting. They speculate that the roach probably climbed down his throat what he was sleeping. Ah. He however, thinks that he may have actually consumed the roach, as it might have been lurking in the street food he had.

I think that's a valid concern as well. I'm just picturing what the late night street food market looks like there in that part of India. Who was at But so that could be plausible. And then if that wasn't disgusting enough, some video footage from SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas where the Killer Whale there was, you know, doing his show and let loose in the pool that this whale performs in and then proceeded to splash the filthy water all across the splash. So that's sea World. Yes,

this is caught on video by multiple tours. Yes, I'm sharing it with you at our Facebook page. How many times have you been to our local SeaWorld? Set anywhere near the splash, so and it's kind of cool to have the you know, especially on a hot summer day. But I never really stopped to think about the scenario which played out at the SeaWorld in San Antonio. Whales got to go, gotta go, and when a killer whales got to go. They trust me. When you see this on our Facebook page, they really go.