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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Episodes

I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions ...

Dec 10, 20241 hr 21 min

Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail ...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 28 min

Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 63...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 7 min

I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the so...

Nov 19, 20241 hr 25 min

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any question...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 18 min

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas ...

Nov 05, 20241 hr 28 min

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 6...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 29 min

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline...

Oct 22, 20241 hr 27 min

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https:/...

Oct 15, 20241 hr 17 min

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week,...

Oct 08, 20241 hr 40 min

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon e...

Oct 01, 20241 hr 11 min

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early a...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 17 min

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins u...

Sep 17, 20241 hr 37 min

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, ea...

Sep 10, 20241 hr 25 min

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 24 min

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will h...

Aug 27, 20241 hr 31 min

My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or messa...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 30 min

"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials ...

Aug 13, 20241 hr 27 min

“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials an...

Aug 06, 20241 hr 44 min

"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon ep...

Jul 30, 20241 hr 23 min

“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the ...

Jul 23, 20241 hr 24 min

He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on ...

Jul 16, 20241 hr 34 min

“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public ep...

Jul 09, 20241 hr 32 min

“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

As they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the so...

Jul 02, 20241 hr 42 min

Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who was ghosted and rejected when she was open about her situation. Which leads on to a general question of are men too shallow? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public ...

Jun 25, 20241 hr 4 min

My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode the boys get into a discussion about the stupid Prime minister and Sky Tv. A dilemma from a guy who’s girlfriend might start selling feet pictures for money and somehow they get on to what would happen if they both committed a crime but only one of them was caught. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete st...

Jun 18, 20241 hr 23 min

HELP! I’m sleeping with a married man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode The boys discuss sex facts like 2.7% of men can suck their own d*ck and semen can lift a woman’s mood 😁 then they have a dilemma from a woman who is seeing the best man she ever met only problem is he is married. This and more! If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclu...

Jun 11, 20241 hr 22 min

Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete discuss the Netflix documentary “Ashley Madison Sex, Lies & Scandal”. A website set up just for cheating. Pete questions Charlotte LIVE on the podcast when Luke shows concern at the fact that Charlotte hangs out with guy friends on her own. This a more as the honesty continues. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and...

Jun 04, 20241 hr 17 min

Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boy discuss “Bunda Becky” a beautiful teacher with a big bum who slept with her pupils and got pregnant because they gave her attention. Pete went to a strip club and chose a muscle woman and a dilemma from a man who slept with his dads girlfriend this and much more as the honesty continues. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will ...

May 28, 20241 hr 28 min

My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete discuss irrational fears and how Pete is afraid to get naked infant of women for the first time and Luke is frightened of getting a woman pregnant. They also discuss the dilemma from a loving husband who's wife can longer perform so is it ok to sleep with other women? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 ...

May 21, 20241 hr 26 min
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