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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Episodes

Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us ...

May 14, 20241 hr 31 min

My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on a...

May 07, 20241 hr 10 min

Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on an...

Apr 30, 20241 hr 11 min

O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her! If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete H...

Apr 23, 20241 hr 11 min

Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart. f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail ...

Apr 16, 20241 hr 11 min

Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon ...

Apr 09, 20241 hr 11 min

"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or mes...

Apr 02, 20241 hr 5 min

Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out...

Mar 26, 20241 hr 5 min

"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon ep...

Mar 19, 20241 hr 6 min

“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete st...

Mar 12, 20241 hr 13 min

I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the viral video of the woman who was dancing provocatively onstage with a rapper while her boyfriend watched in audience. A dilemma where there has been cheating and pregnancy and paternity is in question. Should she come clean If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patre...

Mar 05, 20241 hr 8 min

My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the so...

Feb 27, 20241 hr 28 min

Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke an...

Feb 20, 20241 hr 16 min

Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code". If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Pat...

Feb 13, 20241 hr 7 min

26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode e...

Feb 06, 20241 hr 7 min

Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for ...

Jan 30, 20241 hr 19 min

"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys try to get through the backlog of dilemmas but they are so interesting they struggle. First up "Is my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife?" then we have a friend who thinks his disabled friend is being taken advantage of by a filipino woman abroad. Then we have a possible work-shy boyfriend who has found the perfect reason to not work and live off his girlfriend and no its not Pete. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotl...

Jan 23, 20241 hr 19 min

Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a man who was fired for accidental racism during a “Race education training session”. They talk bondage machines, A dog that ate $4000 and they top it off very carefully discussing Cis women facing transgender women in the boxing ring, see how they navigate that minefield. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any o...

Jan 16, 20241 hr 18 min

Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys dig into the “Epstein Island List” and how celebrities are just out of control. Involu...

Jan 09, 20241 hr 11 min

#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss some of the changes they have gone through in their life. Like Pete moving ho...

Jan 02, 20241 hr 18 min

#68 Christmas Special 2023

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Christmas is here and the boys are wishing you a Merry one! They exchange gifts, Pete’s drinking and they discuss al...

Dec 26, 20231 hr 35 min

#67 Stupidity | Mental strength, Superstar Famous and Mixed sex Prisons

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys talk stupidity. How upset they would be if they harmed themselves doing something ext...

Dec 19, 20231 hr 4 min

#66 Getting Old | Overblown fear of STD’s, Old Vs Young and Finding the value of Money

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking sheet the boys discuss getting old. How their bodies are changing and...

Dec 12, 20231 hr 14 min

#65 Struggle | Panic, Cost of Living and S*x for Rent

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode they boys discuss Struggle. This is the lowest Lukes been in a long time but he’s confident he...

Dec 05, 20231 hr 27 min

#64 Discipline | How to punish children, If we owned guns and Shame on you if you let me Shag

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss Discipline. How Luke handles his kids and how pea...

Nov 28, 20231 hr 21 min

#63 Popularity | The courage to be disliked, Farts travel at 7MPH and is ok to date your friends ex?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss Popularity and how Pete has a need to liked by everybody. They dig into some ...

Nov 21, 20231 hr 33 min

#62 Deception | Study finds POORER men prefer women with BIGGER breasts and Pete’s apology

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode Pete has been found out and has to apologise. And Luke has found some interesting facts like Poo...

Nov 14, 20231 hr 12 min

#61 Awkwardness | Tourettes Syndrome, Petes Gay friend and Girlfriend goes on date with colleague

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys talk about the times they had audience members with Tourettes. Petes gay friend makes a pass at him and we have a couple dilemmas including one where a woman goes out with her male colleague of 2 weeks for dinner and mini ...

Nov 07, 20231 hr 30 min

#60 Captain Crook? | Sir captain Tom Moore and the off duty Pilot who tried to crash a plane

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode we discuss The pilot who tried to turn a planes engine off mid flight, now he faces 83 account...

Oct 31, 20231 hr 25 min

#59 Vulnerability | Arguing with yourself and “My girlfriend wants me to milk her!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys are back to basics NO CALLS just good old chat! They discuss being vulnerable kind of....

Oct 24, 20231 hr 24 min
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