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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Episodes

#58 African Mask | “I’m 27 Dating a woman with the Menopause, HELP!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a news story they found where a couple sold an...

Oct 17, 20231 hr 13 min

#57 Stress | “I slept with my mum’s boss!”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys discuss "Stress" how they handle it and what causes it. Then they have a wonderful cal...

Oct 10, 20231 hr 39 min

#56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys have two exciting calls the first is from Sasha up in Scotland who has been going thr...

Oct 03, 20231 hr 39 min

#55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?”

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show! Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode we had two fantastic calls from our wonderful Patreons. The first call was from Mo ...

Sep 26, 20231 hr 29 min

#54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do?

If you have any dilemmas and want to be on the show send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will arrange a call back and get you on the show! Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss This week we had three FANTASTIC g...

Sep 19, 20231 hr 56 min

#53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boy discuss Infidelity. The statistics on cheating, why Pete doesn’t cheat and does masculinity ...

Sep 12, 20231 hr 29 min

#52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete A very special episode today. Its our 1 year anniversary and we have some big news! Join us as we recap our friendship an...

Sep 05, 20231 hr 51 min

#51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby!

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On the weeks episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet the boys have a conversation about a mountaineer who is accused of le...

Aug 29, 20231 hr 46 min

#50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss On this week episode of Luke and Pete Talking sheet...

Aug 22, 20231 hr 50 min

#49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys discuss Lizzo who allegedly fat shamed her back up dancers. A innocent man who was sentenced to 17 years in pris...

Aug 15, 20232 hr 6 min

#48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Betrayal” Lukes son was talking family stuff with ...

Aug 08, 20231 hr 44 min

#47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss Embarrassment. How it effects them how it doesn’t. Past embossments. Shoes they wore ...

Aug 01, 20231 hr 24 min

#46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 To help support your boys, get early access and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a month thats less then a coffee!😁 https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode the boys discuss “Education” Pete tells you why being clever is different too smart. Luke feels inadeq...

Jul 25, 20231 hr 40 min

#45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Risk. Risky behaviour. Pete quitting his job to pursue comedy before he had ever had a paid gig. They have been dying to get something off their chest since Black Lives Matter protest and someone has a question about an unpleasant smell. This and much more as the honesty continues. Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.p...

Jul 18, 20231 hr 24 min

#44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Judgement. Pete once again has a bone to pick. Why do we judge people on surface level stuff, like fashion? I hate when workmen are in my home judging my mess. And one of the Sheetsters needs a little motivation to leave the rat race so we give it to them...

Jul 11, 20231 hr 15 min

#43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we discuss feeling like Outsiders. We have always felt like outsiders. Pete uses that to get into a group while Luke feels comfortable being on the outside. Pete doesn’t understand that women discriminating against him because of his height is the same as him having ...

Jul 04, 20231 hr 20 min

#42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss “Time” Petes dad the nutty professor is trying reverse the effects of time on the body. Pete walks a thin line when talking about Lukes gran and small people. Luke and Pete both recall going to strip clubs and as you’ve probably guessed they had very diff...

Jun 27, 20231 hr 21 min

#41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Abstinence. Luke has denied himself s*x or m*sturbation for 90 days, why? Petes got a secret to tell and it happened while Charlotte was in Belfast. Pete hates when women come on too strong and someone caught E. Coli from eating a*se lol. Join us as the h...

Jun 20, 20231 hr 11 min

#40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss Regrets. What regrets do we have? Do we regret the thing we do more than the things we don’t do? Man stabs and kills defending his brother and gets life in prison, is that a regrettable action? Woman traps man In suitcase but Pete is sure that would never...

Jun 13, 20231 hr 17 min

#39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss success. Trying to control our image in front of others. Is success meaningless? Boys sleeping with their teachers VS girls sleeping with their teachers. And we have a beautiful question at the end to take it home. Hope you enjoy. join our Patreon @ https...

Jun 06, 20231 hr 24 min

#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too”

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss worry. Pete was once upon a time on benefits and how did he spend the money? If Pete dies guess who he's bringing on the ride? Lukes son has a LBTQ dilemma and his daughter gets the wrong racist end of the stick. This and much more as the honesty continues. Intro + Why we chose this weeks topic Benefit Cheat ...

May 30, 20231 hr 34 min

#37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we discuss “The Mission”. Some things have happened to us so we done some soul-searching and have decided on the mission for the podcast. With other side stories and a question about being kinky with knives that had Pete freaked out we get stuck in. Join us as the ho...

May 23, 20231 hr 22 min

#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode we discuss attraction. How it feels to be objectified. Games women play. The wrapping paper that has been driving Pete crazy and we get an Only Fans wannabe dilemma. This and much more. To help support your boys and exclusive episodes join our Patreon from £3 a mont...

May 16, 20231 hr 43 min

#35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism

f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On This weeks episode we discuss depression. Whats the difference between feeling low and being depressed? As usual Pete has got the wrong idea. Anybody fancy a Bean and cheese Melt? Do some people abuse depression as an excuse to be lazy? We also talk small talk, intrusive thoughts and a...

May 09, 20231 hr 47 min

#34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this week episode we have a laugh about Jody, competing with other drivers while driving and the kinky bedroom antics. please understand everything is tongue and cheek and we will take the p*ss where ever we can if we can. we mean no harm just entertainment lol. To support your boys a...

May 02, 20231 hr 33 min

#33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Hey guys on this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss "Ego" How it effects us differently. We discuss what it means to love someone and age gaps. with two fantastic question with one coming from an original Sheetster Molly Chadders hope you enjoy. Intro This weeks topic Pete...

Apr 25, 20231 hr 22 min

#32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline 07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss “Attention”. From dying their hair to toe curling fun. Negative comments and Pete thinks it was far harder to get women back in the day. Do women have it harder in this attention grabbing world? This and much much more...

Apr 18, 20231 hr 42 min

*News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip

Watch/Listen to the full episode on Patreon : https://patreon.com/LukeandPete The hotline number is 07932 633 553 where you can WhatsApp stories, questions and voice notes. Tell us everything or leave us a voicemail to confess your sins lol whatever problem you have we will GET IT ON THE SHOW and sort it Luke and Pete style. We have jumped on to Patreon. If you like our stuff and would like to support your boys head over to Patreon where we will be dropping a Patreon exclusive episode every Thur...

Apr 13, 202313 min

#31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man?

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 This week we discuss the Metaverse. How would we feel if our loved ones weren't who they said they were. Someone claimed they were assaulted in the Metaverse, is that a real thing? And we top it off with a dilemma from a man who wants to stop the sale of his home because his ex-wife stole his stuff. This and much much more. join us as t...

Apr 11, 20231 hr 18 min

#30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we discuss Jealousy. How Pete shows it, how Luke hides it and how rightly or wrongly Charlotte rode another mans double humped camel. We talk Charle Bronson getting denied parole. A dilemma from a man who wants to date his friends sister but cant break it to him and a MMA fighter who got c...

Apr 04, 20231 hr 57 min
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