If you have any questions or dilemmas please send to Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Desire" Petes been up to some big things so he appears a little different. We talk what we want and why and how we both handle criticism very differently. We top it off with some dilemmas. Join us as the honesty continues. Intro + Is there something different about Pete and why? T...
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Send any questions, dilemmas or problems you have to Help@lukeandpete.com and we will sort them out and get them on the show. On this episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss "Technology" the good the bad and the ugly side. Facial recognition, self driving cars and hitting a pigeon at 150mph plus much more join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymS...
Mar 21, 2023•1 hr 47 min
On this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we go in! I Think we had one too many coffees. This episode has been called just plain filth. its not for the faint hearted. We talk hair transplants, one night stands, jealousy and Onlyfans. We answer some dilemmas in our own special way. Love us or hate us you’ve got to respect the honesty. HEADPHONES MUST BE WORN IF LISTENING IN PUBLIC. You’ve be warned. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spo...
Mar 14, 2023•1 hr 29 min
In this episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we talk "Revenge". Pete has always got a score to settle let's just say you don't want to get on the wrong side of him. Luke has tales of old school beef and getting his own back as long as its within 30 days. They wind up talking about one of the most prolific criminals of recent times and Pete gets very, very passionate. Listen to the full episode to find out if Luke and Pete think revenge is worth it. Join us as the honesty continues. Full video ...
Mar 07, 2023•1 hr 17 min
On this weeks episode we discuss disgust. Luke hoarding Petes Japanese neighbour and asian toilets kicks us off. The man with horse manure breath who inspired the topic and Petes wine belly so bad that it destroys his cousins bed. This and much more. join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-an...
Feb 28, 2023•1 hr 22 min
On this week episode we discuss “Trust” How Luke finds it difficult to rely on others, probably because of his upbringing and how Charlotte refuses to make Pete his sandwich the way he asks so he feels betrayed. The difference between small talk and real honest conversation and what Pete watches on TikTok. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRgh...
Feb 21, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Welcome to the Talking Sheet Valentines Day Special. This week we talk love sex and the Boston Crab. Pete describes in detail his fantasies which some would call a living nightmare. Luke calls out the fake guys in the comment sections who try and virtue signal. We discuss love and attraction and of course satisfaction, we go in! We warned you. Join us as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify....
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 22 min
On this weeks episode we discuss Intelligence. Pete believes he is naturally smart so we dig into that. Luke describes how he tries to teach his kids to be street smart. Pete finds out what a bastard is which leads to marriage and the perfect personality in a partner. Join us as the honesty continues. HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. Get your tickets now and support your boy...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 11 min
On this weeks episode we discuss Bullying. Last week Pete and I got in a lot of trouble from Charlotte about our shenanigans so we decided to tone it down and have a deeper discussion to show we can, kind of. plus I (Luke) was unwell lol. We talk our childhood and how we was bullied growing up and how we handled it and the lessons we learnt. We hope you enjoy and thank you all for the support on this journey as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5O...
Jan 31, 2023•1 hr 31 min
On this weeks episode we discuss Shame. How we feel it (Luke and Pete) why we feel it and the difference between when we feel guilt and when we feel shame. We have also added a couple of news stories and you the Sheetsters have written in to us with your dilemmas so we have a new segment we call "Luke and Pete help sort out your Sheet!" Join us as the honesty continues. Plus any feedback you have about the show to help improve it is most welcome and any dilemmas you may have give them to us WE H...
Jan 24, 2023•1 hr 37 min
On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet we have a chat about Cosmetic surgery. We touch on what work we would have done. The pressures on women, Michael Jackson and female bodybuilders. We also dive into some made up scenarios that are very revealing. This episode is one of our favourites, join us as the honesty continues. HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Peter Pizzeria, Tickets £6. Get yo...
Jan 17, 2023•1 hr 32 min
On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss War! Pete kicks us off with a description of living in Northern Ireland during “The Troubles” Then we dive into terrorism, giving money to the homeless, abortion and the royal family. Serious topics but we always find a way to make it light hearted join us as the honesty continues on the best comedy podcast around. HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 20 min
On this week episode of Luke and Pete talking sheet we discuss our Heroes. Who did we look up to as children and what superpowers we wanted and why. Towards the end things get a little tense when Pete opens up about a troll who really got under his skin which bring up the topic of how to give valid criticism. With many side stories join us as the honesty continues. HEY Sheetsters, your boy Pete will be performing his work in progress show at the Leicester Comedy Festival Thursday 9th Feb at Pete...
Jan 03, 2023•1 hr 24 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Masculinity. What does it been to be a man? The boys discuss the male culture, being around women, creepy Comedians and men crying. Mixed in with funny personal stories join them down this rabbit hole as the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking...
Dec 27, 2022•1 hr 16 min
Hey guys welcome to our Christmas Special. On this episode Luke and Pete exchange gifts, answer the questions you sent in and talk about a couple of news stories. Oh yeah and Pete gets drunk! Join them as the festive honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag...
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 16 min
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Living Conditions. How A burglar tried to stamp though Petes roof when he was younger, he gets angry when the police come round then his dad bursts in naked. Luke was living at home alone at 15 and he recounts how he taught himself to drive, well if you can call it driving. With many more stories join them as the honest continues. ull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 14 min
This weeks episode is loosely based on Work, but it goes off in so many different directions it’s hard to keep track. They start with Petes thoughts on the retirement age and Lukes thoughts on the worst job he has come across lately. Tipping workers and how Pete lost £600. How they feel about Working for free, Pete hates it. Then it takes a turn with Pete getting arrested for peeing on a police station. Stories of how spiders manipulate their way into mating and Pete performing a citizens arrest...
Dec 13, 2022•1 hr 18 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss anger. Pete initially didn’t stick to the rules and tried to lie about how particular drivers make him feel but luckily Luke remembers an incident a couple of nights before that revealed Petes true colours. They both hate jobsworths but have different interpretations of them, and Pete is horrified when a woman on an escalator is reading while having a scratch and sniff. With many more stories join them as the honesty continues. Full video episode: http...
Dec 06, 2022•1 hr 13 min
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Fun. Pete kicks us off with tales of naked wrestling with friends and being escorted down to a hotel reception wearing a bedsheet as a toga by security for making too much noise. Lukes mum finds it funny to prank him by screaming down the phone in an ominous manner. How does he get her back? And the many more pranks like when Luke pretended a woman his cousin had just kissed had herpes. This episode will probably offend, listen at your own risk as the hones...
Nov 29, 2022•1 hr 18 min
On This week episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the guys discuss Pornography. Pete got an infection in his bum and had to bend over a chair naked so his dad could suck it out. (With a machine) at that very moment a priest walked in, sounds like a joke right? Wrong! Luke opens up about how he found out his son watches porn and the story of how he new the mother of his children loved him. Both reveal their wildest fantasies and of course Petes is weird and their dislikes Turtle back anybody? J...
Nov 22, 2022•1 hr 14 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss Coincidences. Luke tells Pete how he met the mother of his children and that a gift she gave him changed his life. (Spoiler alert it wasn’t the children). Pete confesses that he doesn’t believe in dinosaurs and explains how the bones came about. Then to top it off Pete tells the interesting story about how he traveled to Malaysia to reunite with his grandfather after 20 years. He told him not to come but Pete went anyway. what secret was his grandfathe...
Nov 15, 2022•1 hr 20 min
In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss animals. Pete went to a safari park and believes he saw lesbian lions. When Luke asked why he believed they were lesbians the answer he got back confused him. Lukes mothers cat died and he had a very pragmatic way of disposing of the body. And Pete met a racist dog who let him know who’s boss. With many side stories, the honesty continues. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.sp...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 16 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a chat about failure. Luke explains how successful drug dealers can place themselves in a no win situation but Pete thinks he has the solution to their problems. Then the conversation moves onto Luke and Pete being in prison and how Pete is willing to do whatever it takes to survive which makes Luke feel very uncomfortable and much, much more. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.s...
Nov 01, 2022•1 hr 17 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete have a frank and honest discussion about addiction. Opening up about their own addictions, Family members and unusual ones they have heard about, including bottled farts and many side discussions. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #L...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 22 min
In this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss lying. Pete admits he’s always been a liar from a young age but his dad was no fool and often caught him out, recalling an interesting story of how Pete and his siblings end up in a “Crack Heads Den” his brother getting injured and Pete demanding “no one tells Dad”. With Luke admitting he still tells lies to this day but only when it comes to women but they are good lies he is forced to tell in order not to hurt anybody feelings. Is his heart in the ri...
Oct 18, 2022•1 hr 18 min
This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about Money, with Pete admitting he tries his best to do the least work possible while trying to get maximum pay and surprisingly it's worked out. Luke also asks Pete what would he do If the world Champion UFC fighter Jon Jones spat in his face? And as always Pete has a surprising answer. With many side stories including Luke once upon a time as a kid having a haircut so bad the barber gave him a fringe. This is an episode not to be missed. Full video ...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 23 min
This week Luke and Pete have a discussion about social media. Is it a great tool for connection or does it do more harm than good? With the boys as usual never staying on topic, they delve into a whole bag of stories including a naked man being aroused then shamed on a nudist bike ride and an out of control chimp plus many more. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts:...
Oct 04, 2022•1 hr 5 min
This week Luke and Pete have a conversation about fear. Pete discloses his worst form of torture which includes a very specific amount of men, while Luke explains that since he’s become a Parent he hasn’t known a day without fear. 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, list...
Sep 27, 2022•1 hr 26 min
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their upbringing, Luke's daughter's nut allergy and a passionate debate about whether the word Fat is offensive or a description and much more. Follow us on instagram: @lukeandpete @standuppete @lukekingcraig Follow us on TikTok: @lukeandpete Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 20, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Luke and Pete have a conversation about fame that goes off topic as usual to stories about Pete breaking both his wrists, writing a love rap to his teacher and Luke being beaten up by a police officer that looked like a geek and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 13, 2022•1 hr 15 min
