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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'We were trying to prank you!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Imo and Lu try (and fail) to prank Anna, Anna's running late, a nativity directorial update, Luanna 2025, and Snapchatting your vag to your son. PLUS: The assisted dying bill gets a big vote, a positive step for online stalking victims, creating waxing designs and sexy times with a pot of mayo. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR T...

Dec 09, 20241 hr 10 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pooping from Height, the Fat Controller & Licking Hemorrhoid Cream

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Is there a 'leave my delivery at the door and run' conspiracy? Plus, pooping into a pint glass from height, licking hemorrhoid cream, delivery drivers, getting old and a potential crime confession. GRAB YOUR...

Dec 05, 202419 min

'Your crack has been extended!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're gearing up to the Big Festive Night In, Enzo strikes again, we're off to see James Partridge, Imo and Lu crash David's date and Anna saves the sex toy from the school tombola. PLUS: IVF Postcode lotteries, gravy cups, a tale of social anxiety and a Christmas card parade. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG FESTIVE NIG...

Dec 02, 20241 hr 30 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Tupperware, a Planned Sh*t Gift & On the Pull in McDonalds

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A rant about rants, a pre-emptive petty shit gift, on the pull in Mccys, kids showing us up in the Natural History Museum & bogeys in the eyes. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG FESTIVE NIGHT IN: https://lua...

Nov 28, 202433 min

'Imagine if you actually get married!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's got Harry Potter's kitchen, Peter Crouch is a 'goalscorer', new celeb mates, Lu finds Adele boring and David joins us in the studio for ALL the goss from his virtual dates. PLUS: Should parental rights always be given? Chopping off the wrong leg, a rant about gossip and Anna sleeps like a kangaroo. GRAB YOUR TI...

Nov 25, 20241 hr 26 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Water Slide Enemas, Working for a Haircut & Wall Spraying

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: An enema on the waterslide, a million questions at the Coop, spraying sh*t all over the wall, shit shags & modelling for expensive haircuts. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lua...

Nov 21, 202430 min

'You've donated a dildo to your school?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu and Anna go to a Stephen Fry/Steam & Fry event, we're all a bit angsty, school sports, David is going on dates TONIGHT and get rid of your hiccups with an orgasm. PLUS: Big willies, a worrying message, a jobbie story, expensive breast milk, buttplugs in a charity shop and SO much more. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE...

Nov 18, 20241 hr 11 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pre-nups, Hairballs & the Wrong Thrush Pill

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Being fingered in the pooper, rashes on facebook, petty polly mornings, showing the builders your shit & blue discharge. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna...

Nov 14, 202429 min

'I really desperately want us to do some sort of OnlyFans thing'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Nativity announcements, Lu's found a gaff abroad, the latest ailment of the week, a vag cyst update, avoiding kids parties, David's reactions to our bachelors, an update and being ridden...in the wrong way. Plus: Aus is banning social media for under 16s and we kind of want to follow suit, selling sweat for a pretty p...

Nov 11, 20241 hr 23 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Shower Curtains, Fainting & Gentle Hands

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Shower curtains, kids showing you up, crusty jizz, gentle hands a poo on a mountain and fainting during sex. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us ...

Nov 07, 202428 min

'You might be making a hell of a lot of money but at what cost?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's equestrian trip, Anna being a stand-in mum, an announcement, the Date David candidates are in and a phlegmy surprise. Plus: Everyone's talking about Bonnie Blue, an interesting choice in paint colour and nipple stimulation. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG FESTIVE NIGHT IN: https://luanna.live/ Remember, if you want...

Nov 04, 20241 hr 14 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Granny's Crotchless Pants, Lambing & A Polo Husband Dream

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: The wettest fart ever heard, moving on after infidelity, giving a sheep a rectal massage, crossing the road and Lu inspiring a listener to get the polo fella of her dreams. Remember, if you want to get in to...

Oct 31, 202426 min

'It's a good rice cooker to be fair!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's been watching the Schofe programme, Lu's got drunk and guested on an ADHD podcast and hear about a very important directorial debut. Plus: Conkers, rice cookers, and flaps tied up. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please...

Oct 28, 202457 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tanned Bum, Bottle Caps & A Brown-noser

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A Dart charge update, some fake tan up the pooper, the new bottle caps, a Big Brother Petty Polly, a brown nose situation and the FIL sniffing your tampon. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Emai...

Oct 24, 202429 min

'Phlegm should be banned!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's disastrous horsey trip, Imo's shitty day in Amsterdam, Anna's vag cyst and trip to Italia with her mama, a not so dead man in a carpark and an update message. Plus: Teens online, a woman eating her dead husband and phlegm. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR d...

Oct 21, 20241 hr 6 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: An Octopus Attack, Vehicle Dysmorphia & Sexy Music

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: butter craters, bruised burger nips, an octopus attack & your father in law asking for sexy music. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a What...

Oct 17, 202427 min

'I do think you should retake your test!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We've all been abroad, Anna's been busybody-ing to the max at her local MPs town hall meeting, a not so factual fact, a response on assisted suicide and an anaconda poop. Plus: The couple caught diddling each other on an Easyjet plane, gym pheromones flying and should the elderly be retested to continue driving? Remem...

Oct 14, 202447 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Icebaths, Going to Hell & Chickens for Sale

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Boundary overstepping parents in law, pooping in a church vestry, ice baths, and a prank call involving chickens. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR dro...

Oct 10, 202434 min

'I'm tempted to sellotape a pingpong ball to a tampon and give it a try!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: All the lowdown from Luisa's once in a lifetime trip to Africa, an update on Imo's bird, a rant about the Dart charge, David from the pub is in, we're chatting pingpong balls up the nunn, an odd step mother situation and more uses for a Pringles tube. Plus: Maternity pay and naked pooing. Remember, if you want to get ...

Oct 07, 20241 hr 12 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Photo of a Helmet, a Dirty Tampon & Poisoning Sandy

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Sending your helmet to all your mates, making a tit out of yourself on the phone, a dirty tampon in Nice airport, people obsessed with phones and a battle of the Sandys. Remember, if you want to get in touch...

Oct 03, 202417 min

'Date David!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's off to Africa, Anna's dream job, astronauts, to mum or not to mum, and queefing during a wedding ceremony. Plus: Finding our pal David a fella, some nice news and knob carrots. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please revie...

Sep 30, 202454 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tears, Fleas in your Pants & Phlegm in the Gym

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: An emotional message, a message from South Africa, phlegming in the gym, fleas on your sanny pad and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a ...

Sep 26, 202427 min

'I think he should have gone down for it!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu ticks off an achievement and wrestles with a HGV theory test, Anna's car is battered again, Imo's saved a bird and paid 100 odd quid for the pleasure and there's a story about a prized pen. Plus: The Huw Edwards verdict, a boner with a bone in it and two very odd weirdos. Remember, if you want to get in touch you c...

Sep 23, 20241 hr 4 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiders in the Bum, Farmers' Kids & William's Beard

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Pulling a Daddy Long Legs out your bumcrack, right to reply on sharing first day school pics, where do you stand on keeping photos of an ex, farmers' kids get a hardy upbringing, strumming one out to your bo...

Sep 19, 202422 min

'Talk about Busy Day!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: ALL the lowdown from The Big Blow Off. Basically, we had the best time ever and we love bringing our lufannians together! Plus: Shooting tampons, an ode to a best mate, should convicted criminals keep their parental responsibility and Anna cries. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everyt...

Sep 16, 20241 hr 1 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, KY Jelly & Rob Beckett

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: KY Jelly in the home baking aisle, a Petty Polly update, hair removal for a chemo patient, a pigeon in a stable and a voicenote from Rob Beckett. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lu...

Sep 12, 202427 min

'Two Slags & a Lesbian'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's Jilly Cooper fantasy comes true, Lu's got a parenting/horsey dilemma, we're chatting severe constipation and flinging dead rats over fences. Plus: Bits of good news from the week, probably the most disgusting weirdo we've EVER had and we're getting excited for the weekend! Remember, if you want to get in touch ...

Sep 09, 202456 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lanyards, Big Hairy Balls & Eczema

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Lanyard wankers, precum eaters, messing with a farmer, sexy Fijians & wishing you had eczema. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp o...

Sep 05, 202428 min

'I would just ban it totally!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're so close to the Troxy now, the kids are back to school this week, the Oasis tickets fiasco and Lu wants a nostaglia channel. Plus: The new proposed smoking ban, a man with food poisoning in the peen, teething out hairs and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.co...

Sep 02, 20241 hr 9 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Bath Farts, Teenager Struggles & Supermarket Theft

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Pissing in a fan, ruining priceless footie tops, struggles with parenting teens, bath farts, lesbian porn and stealing from supermarkets. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathep...

Aug 29, 202419 min
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