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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'Who ever has read a T&C in their life?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's giant family weekend, a listener update, a concerning message and a chewing gum mishap. Plus: A story that might make you think twice about agreeing to T&Cs, a very old woman with some good advice, more weirdos and Anna's not a fan of the broff woff. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at ...

Aug 25, 202454 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pissy Socks, Gold Bars & Dead Mice

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Mice thrown on cars, pissy socks for work, Gold bars and hot tubs, Luisa's hairdried sheets and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsA...

Aug 22, 202426 min

'That is the biggest ick I've heard in a while'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: LuAnna's been in Italia...on two very different sounding trips. Lu tells us of her bougie Capri adventure and Anna talks about condom swimming hats and losing her big toenail (ew). We're also chatting milky sweat on platypuses, changing your mind on having kids and a stinky shoe. Plus: Misogyny = extremist? Poo on you...

Aug 19, 202452 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna Injuries ft a Deck Chair, Widow of the Week & Snogging

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Injuring yourself listening to Luanna, reasons for ties, a lovely message of hope from our actual 'Widow of the week', children in ground swallow me up moments, snogging and a jean bag. Remember, if you want...

Aug 15, 202423 min

'I've seen the stills, I've seen the slo-mo...it's f***ing huge!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're all in a room together for a mammoth ep, fart blasters, Lu's Olympics experience, OnlyFarts, foxes, Anna's trip to Bournemouth, stepping on frogs and so much more. Plus: Riot chat, the athlete whose schlong has been making headlines, and 'sexy kisses'. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at l...

Aug 12, 20241 hr 16 min

BONUS: One Kiss is All it Takes & Free the Nipple

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: An Italian who spaffed on a sandal, freeing the nip, making a pregnancy faux pas, clashing weddings and Luisa's favourite traffic warden. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathep...

Aug 08, 202419 min

'Why are we longing it out and making them suffer?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Rishi Sunak is dead, Celebs Go Dating has finished filming and the girls are swanning off on various holidays, oysters, a cameo from Clemmie, being sat next to a lost person and being rimmed by a dog. Plus: The assisted dying bill going through parliament, a man with an airplane for a coffin and trifle. Remember, if y...

Aug 05, 202443 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Placenta in a Skip, Clip on Ties & A Name Stealer

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Queefs on demand, a placenta in a skip, a rant at clip on ties, a hot petty polly, a spicy quad bike ride and stealing your best mate's baby name. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at l...

Aug 01, 202418 min

'Oily butt juice is my kink'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's still poorly, Lu's coughing and spluttering, and about to head off to the Olympics, we're chatting mummunes, Mamma Mia night at the local, Anna's camel hoof, the celeb polo match, and we have a very exciting announcement about the Big Blow Off. Plus: Strictly bombshells, that Charlotte Dujardin video, oily butt...

Jul 29, 20241 hr 14 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Jacky P Song, Toilet Water & Feet Getting Someone Fired

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A Jacky P tune, when you know you're done with babies, some extremely petty pollys and your feet getting someone fired. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com O...

Jul 25, 202423 min

'Is Meghan Markle pregnant again?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's poorly, Imo's hanging and Lu is back from her holidays. James Partridge has a treat for us, what is blood pressure, plucking yew and shitting yourself before you get engaged. Plus: Swedish grandparents get paid to look after their grandkids, a sex festival, a lion fetish and the right way to go to the loo in th...

Jul 22, 20241 hr

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Maggot Butty, HGV Drivers & A New Name for Imo

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Eating groundbait, HGV drivers, annoying stickers, killing chickens, an almighty fart (sorry) and a new name for Imo. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR ...

Jul 18, 202420 min

'How long do we punish someone for?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's upcoming birthday, a James Partridge update, more care trouble, talking nonsense, weight issues and sploshing. Plus: The decision to allow a Dutch convicted child rapist to compete in the Olympics, selling feet on Onlyfans & sponges. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcas...

Jul 15, 202448 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Braces, A Finger in a Bucket & Pissy Presents

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Stacking beans, expensive dental work, VHS porn, a finger in a bucket and pissing on the presents. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp ...

Jul 11, 202416 min

'This is wrong on so many levels'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Various gigs, a cameo from Indi, eye socket sex, a third perspective and Luisa learns tennis. Plus: Your chance to win 50K, a conviction for a man with a Holly Willoughby fixation & an update on our Guinness World Record. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop...

Jul 08, 20241 hr 3 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: MILs, a Commiseratory Sausage, & Jacky P Prep

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Prepping a jacky p, a soapbox race, advice for a mama with a MIL issue, a sausage for a sorry message and doggy dish plates. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail....

Jul 04, 202429 min

'I think I'm allergic to Champagne'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Celebs Go Dating stars love Luanna, Lu's latest yacht trip, Anna ghosted James Partridge by mistake, a pap smear fact and another hamster disaster. Plus: A 6 legged dog, Zoom mistakes and the Euros. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266...

Jul 01, 20241 hr

TOTALLY EXTRA: Old Drivers, Glitter Bombs & a Bellagio BJ

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A ton o rants, glitter bombs, dentastix, grimey glasses and a fancy vegas blozza. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 P...

Jun 27, 202423 min

'He has 1277 pieces of poo!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's hungover, kids are causing havoc, Anna's praising the class rep, podcast charades, porridge, and a drunk pizza faux pas. Plus: A 'stealthing' conviction, coprolite and double dipping. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please...

Jun 24, 202458 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Runners, A Cock Bush & Secret Sauce

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Using the wrong changing rooms, runners, arse cream on the face, a secret sauce and a cock bush. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on...

Jun 20, 202415 min

'Barbaric no?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Sophie Ellis Bexter, round to dinner at the Johnson's, King Chaz, and World Records. Plus: A spicy law coming in in Louisiana, being catfished by "Gary Barlow" and lots of Jacky P love. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Please re...

Jun 17, 202450 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Major Lab Maj, Left Shoes & Have we found the Durley Dumpee

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Anonymous contributors, a lab maj faux pas, keeping your exes left shoes, and a possible Durley Dumpee. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a What...

Jun 13, 202422 min

'and you looked like sunshine!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's the one you've been waiting for... the MASSIVE debrief post wedding, post Bridgerton, mid dry socket. Plus: The sad news about Michael Mosley, walking "dogs", dentures in between different lips and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on...

Jun 10, 20241 hr 10 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Macaroni Cheese, Sports Gel & Wedding Ring Willy

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Cocktail orgasms, a minging macaroni cheese story, misplaced confidence and sports gel poo sweats. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp ...

Jun 06, 202419 min

"A little sexy sniff."

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's the last pre-rec before Imo's BIG DAY! Before that though, Lu had to call an ambulance (don't worry everything's ok!) Plus: BO, being naked in front of your colleagues and a police story with extra crusty underwear. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a...

Jun 02, 202440 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Imo Rant, Cat Suit & A Cheese Grater

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Red bits in your poo, a rant about Imo's use of the swear beep, a trolley dash and a cheese grater that you wouldn't want to grate cheese with. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luan...

May 30, 202417 min

'I love his farm, I hate his local council!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: It's the day before the BIG day and we've a coupleof pre-wedding poems for Imo, Anna's burglar scar, Lu's tooth needs to go, the big cruise idea and an odd birth. Plus: A missing man turns up 30 years later and the UK's sexiest man. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com ...

May 26, 202458 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pizza Thief, Ribena & Howling

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: A very sweet Petty Paul?, a Ribena bottle surprise, satay jizz, howling, ages in increments and standing tickets. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop...

May 23, 202420 min

'That is absolutely off the scale of nuttiness'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna's been to a head spa and now we all want one, a rant about free stuff, bewildered bridesmaids, a special face wipe and a new watch-along recco. Plus: Passing on your wealth, a testicle salad, weirdos, love for the lufannians and more. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gma...

May 20, 202454 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Vag Powder, Garden DJs & A Special Toast Topping

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and it's all about YOU. On this week's Totally Extra: Vag powder, garden djs, strange men, jizz on toast & a dead man's dentures. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947 Ple...

May 16, 202419 min
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