Howdy, hello, hi!!! So, as you've probably figured out at this point no full episode for February. But, BUT! Fret not, we're offering you a little catch up with Joyce and what's she's been up to. In this mini-sode, Joyce shares a handful of media she's been consuming lately that's related to monsters, erotica, and monster erotica. Below are links to all the things Joyce mentioned. Do yourself a favor and check this stuff out! The reward is worth the reward! The Monster and the Child YT Channel: ...
Mar 02, 2026•18 min
CW: Death, drowning, anti-trans violence, animal death, gore, and gun violence. Slipping all over the place like we’re doing a shift at the banana factory. But worry not, we eventually find our footing and get on track to discuss a Bigfoot from the Bluegrass state, the Spottsville Monster. After the nerdy stuff, Jem presents a tale that is both wet and wild (wink). If water-sports aren’t your thing, well….you’ve been warned. For all things LAFS, get on over to linktr.ee/lafspod . If you want to ...
Jan 30, 2026•1 hr•Ep. 79
CW: Drug use, violence HO HO HOE! Today’s episode will fill you with the holiday spirit ;) . On this one we’re mixing it up a little, so Joyce gets a full on education (whether she likes it or not!). Coco and Jem team up to teach us about Caga Tió, a Xmas log that you beat with sticks in exchange for candy. Fair warning, it’s going to get messy. We hope wherever you are, you are safe, warm, and hanging in there. So take a break from your family and chill with us for a bit. You’ll be glad you did...
Dec 26, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 78
CW: Drug & alcohol use The much anticipated Halloween special is finally here…maybe more than a lil late (oops!) Appreciate your patience!!! So, as you enjoy your long holiday weekend, listen in to our RIZZ filled episode where we explore Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the charm of Nosferatu, and poetic horny lit. This is a good ‘un y’all! It will go down smooth with that leftover turkey sandwich. For all things LAFS, get on over to linktr.ee/lafspod . If you want to still support us after this one,...
Nov 28, 2025•59 min•Ep. 77
CW: Drug use, alcohol use Happy Halloween to all that celebrate! Well friends, the universe just isn’t on our side again. We weren’t able to record a new one for you this month, so so sorry about that. Especially since it is gay Xmas and all. As an offering while we get our ducks in a row, enjoy this double feature of Jem penned spicy tales. Definitely a couple of crew favorites, so whether you’re hearing them for the first time or revisiting them, we hope you enjoy this lil treat while you wait...
Oct 31, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 77
CW: Alcohol use and animal death. Howdy, hi, and hello once again from the crew who just get by, by doing their best… That’s right folks, LAFS has another banger of an ep for you! In this one, we play games with Coco, explore a larger than life cryptid from the Antarctic seas, and welcome the return of a show favorite (real ones know). Laughs abound and guaranteed….come join us! For all things LAFS, get on over to linktr.ee/lafspod . If you want to still support us after this one, consider joini...
Sep 26, 2025•58 min•Ep. 76
So, the characters in today’s story have a questionable relationship…dare we say, potentially toxic dynamic. Just a heads up for folks who might not be into that. But yeah, content warnings for the episode as a whole: mentions of death, loss of a loved one, guns, drug use, alcohol use, fat phobic language, mild violence, arson, and fires. Howdy hey everyone! We’re here, we’re queer, and we got a lil something real weird for you. We discuss alien encounters, spooky entities in clown makeup, and a...
Aug 30, 2025•57 min•Ep. 75
CW: Drug use, animal attacks, and murder In this rowdy edition of LAFS, Joyce shares her aspirations & goals, cryptids that are hard to Google, and we read a story that… well…Imagine if the beloved creations of Jim Henson, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and My Dad Wrote a Porno were put into a blender. A real childhood ruiner 😂 No one but God can judge us….and they do. For all things LAFS, get on over to linktr.ee/lafspod . If you want to still support us after this one, consider joining our Patr...
Jul 25, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 74
Howdy all! I hope you all are having a wonderfully sexy Pride month, and proudly flaunting your beauty to the world. We LOVE to see it! It seems like it went by like a blur this year. Shoo. Alright, on to today's offering....sooooooooo...we don't have a full episode for you today. So So Sorry about that! We're just running a little behind schedule and a full one is definitely coming down the pipe soon, but not just yet. Since we were feeling a little guilty and didn't want to leave you hanging, ...
Jun 27, 2025•10 min
CW: Gun violence, violence, hunting, animal death, and death JEFF! GEOFF! GEF! Thoughts on human soup. Gef the mongoose (RIP Gef). Tips on getting into Valhalla. Spicy Bigfoot tales. This one has it all! Come on down with us to the bayou as we explore the story of the Honey Island Swamp Monster. This cajun cryptid was a mysterious (and stinky) creature spooking folks in the 60’s. After that, we read a cartoonish erotica about rekindling old flames. It’s a hoot! For all things LAFS, get on over t...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 73
CW: Drug use, murder, death, violence, religious persecution, slavery, racial violence, queerphobia, and bullying. Jem couldn’t make it out to this one but worry not listeners! We are joined by a special guest, E Streetcar, who helped us explore the origins of Bloody Mary and read the first half of a special two part spicy lit. Want to hear the rest? Get over to patreon.com/lafspod to get the chance! Want to learn more about E? You can find her on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/e.streetc...
Apr 25, 2025•57 min•Ep. 72
California's rollin' deep with AB 666, werewolves are on the prowl, Jem clutches a lot of pearls, and Coco has opinions in this month's Irish themed episode of Love at First Sighting. Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod . Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 28, 2025•57 min•Ep. 71
CW: Drug use and quick mention of racism. This one is full of all things bulbous! Orbs, balls, and blobs…oh my! Today, the crew share ghost stories, discuss an encounter with a mystery blob, and read a piece of lit that will leave you feeling stuffed ;) So settle in and get your bibs as we feed you a heaping helping of sexy entertainment! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod . Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 70
CW: Death, animal attack, pet death, gun violence, alcohol use Howdy listeners, we hope this one was worth the wait. We appreciate you and your patience since we know this one was a lil late but really it was beyond our control…holidays, LA wildfires, and other unforeseen circumstances. But hey, it’s here! Join us as we celebrate our third anniversary and episode 69 (nice) with this holiday themed cryptid. We know the audio’s kind of wonky but we guarantee it will still be a good time. In this o...
Jan 31, 2025•53 min•Ep. 69
Well, it was bound to happen folks. With book series like the “A Court of Thorns and Roses” growing in popularity, it was only a matter of time before we’d received some fairy smut. And today is that day, and we welcome it with arms wide open! On this one, we discuss soggy mummies, groblins from New England, and sapphic fairy porn. We hope you’re ready for a poetic, horny masterpiece. Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod . Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod . Hosted on Acast. See ...
Nov 29, 2024•51 min•Ep. 68
CW: Death, death penalty related execution, choking, alcohol use & abuse, disasters BoOoOoOoOo, hehehehe, and whoooooosh ….. It’s that time of the year again! The time for tricks, treats, and other words that start with ’T’. Wink. How are you celebrating? One way is to join us for a good time for this special Halloweenie episode. On this one, we are discussing a slimy spud from a popular movie media franchise. We also talk sexy Inspector Gadget, sexy rats, and sexy ways to eat hotdogs. Also,...
Oct 25, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 67
CW: Brief mention of death, kidnapping, murder, animal attack, animal death and mild body horror. Special note: We tried something new to record this one. For some reason, there was quite a delay in our audio. So, it’s not that we love talking over each other…just some technical difficulties. We did our best to adjust it in the edit. <3 Alrighty, disclaimers all out of the way, get ready to talk about some jigsaw puzzle bird people. What does the La Lechuza really look like? Nobody knows! Wha...
Sep 27, 2024•55 min•Ep. 66
CW: Drug use, alcohol use, death, car accidents, references to war, and murder What does the Bible, Bigfoot, and law enforcement have in common? Well, not a lot but more than you probably think… This one is for all our socially inept listeners out there. WHAT, WHAT!!! We see you, we feel you, and we love you. In this episode, we talk movie nights, the man with a smile always on his face, and Joyce gets bullied into ‘faking it’…JUST FOR YOU! Her FIRST TIME (so be nice)! Find all things LAFS at li...
Aug 30, 2024•59 min•Ep. 65
CW: Drug use, gun violence, racism, violence against indigenous folks, animal cruelty, animal death, hunting, body horror, murder Today we’re journeying to the Cumberland mountains to meet a cute lil dragon. To their delight, Joyce tells the rest of the crew about the Cumberland dragon aka Goosefoot. Hear us discuss X-men, more horny popcorn buckets, and fanfics about little known media franchise. You up for our antics? Sure hope so! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod . Check out our Patr...
Jul 28, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 64
CW: Drug use We messy but in a fun way….right??? Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy with a big ole noggin. Joyce fumbles the cold open but makes up for it with her monster report, Jem serves amazing drip & saucy lit, and Coco makes some interesting choices with his character voice. F...
Jun 28, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 63
CW: Mentions of the existence of bestiality, racism in literature, bodily functions, and substance use, Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening fishermen all up and down the M’Cong River. And we say this a lot, but this one’s a silly one! No lie! We think you’re going to like it. Be it insect, alien, waterfowl, or man…who knows?! You be the judge! ...
May 31, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 62
CW: Animal death, injury Will we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we? Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale from “friend of the show”, Desi! Also, hey, we say this in the show but after this one, we’re moving to a once-a-month format. We hope you understand and aren’t too bummed. We just want to keep doing this t...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 61
CW: Death To celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”. Confused? Well, figure out what we mean by listening to this episode about the saddest of all pigs, the Squonk! Of course, you’d be sad too if people talked about you the way scholars talk about our lonely boi…....
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 60
CW: Injury, pain, alcohol use, drug use, death, falling death, mountain climbing accidents, loss of a loved one You ready for the podcast that just gets better and better at foley work? We sure do hope so, because this episode is full of “interesting” sounds… To help celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, we offer up a creature with Irish origins…but a little closer to home. We are talking about a banshee that haunts the Badlands National Park in South Dakota. Why go all the way to Ireland if we got bansh...
Mar 22, 2024•57 min•Ep. 59
We are once again graced with the presence of Nobilis Reed of the Nobilis Erotica podcast. We always love a good chat with Nobilis, especially when he gifts us a story specifically written for LAFS. #Blessed! What should you expect from this one? Well, today you’ll hear poor attempts at northern accents, discussions about blobs, and an electrifying tale of a fanfic reader from another dimension….and as you might imagine, they’re looking for looooove. Want to check out Nobilis's podcast? Find it ...
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 58
CW: Very brief mention of vision loss, torture, violence, hunger, and suicide. Oooo, what's your sign??? Oh, cute. Oh, us? Sun sign is definitely in queer... While Coco's away, the goobers will play. We gave Coco the week off this week (rest easy sweet baby angel), so Desi fills in as the LAFS crew discusses harpies. You know, those funny lil bird girls who love a picnic on the beach. For this one, you'll hear about weird things found on online mushroom forums, confusing wordplay, gay astrology,...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 57
CW: Mentions of alcohol use, houselessness, violence, death, animal attacks, mild gore, child abuse, adultery, cannibalism, and harassment. Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquids? Hello and hi, welcome to yet another episode of the internet’s horniest monster podcast! Have you heard a hornier one? We doubt it. Tell us who’s more randy than us! We’ll out horny anyone! But anywho, onto today’s episode. Today, we discuss popcorn preferences, saucy science quandaries, rats, rat...
Feb 09, 2024•59 min•Ep. 56
CW: Substance use, alcohol abuse, abductions, nonconsensual infertilization, miscarriages, kidnapping, medical procedures, ear injury, kidnapping, mass murder, war, and x-files spoiler. Also, today's story doesn't take transness in account (big eye-roll). Much like her past honey bun-oriented antics, Joyce was having a hard time this episode. But cut her some slack, she was suffering the COVID during this recording. But worry not, it doesn't ruin the vibe. Y'all will still have a good time...we ...
Jan 26, 2024•57 min•Ep. 55
CW: Mentions of animal attacks, death, injury, very mild gore, and alcohol use Better late than never, right folks? Sorry for the late delivery but here we are with another banger. Today, we discuss the horniness of Baldur’s Gate, spooky tales from early America, and a fanfiction with a monstrous twist. Intrigued? Then what are you waiting for!?! Press play now and join the fun!!! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Want to help us keep this sexy venture afloat? Check out our Patreon at p...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 54
A boatload of content warnings this time around. CW: Mentions of animal death, animal abuse, injury, use of gay slurs, violence, murder, dismemberment, displacement, imprisonment, cannibalism, alcohol use, gun violence Look at us…TWO YEARS deep!!! We’ve been doing the dang thing for two years now. Happy anniversary to us!!! Celebrate with us by listening to this holiday-themed anniversary episode. In this wintertime special, we talk about every alternative kid’s favorite Christmas figure. And no...
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 53
