CW: Mentions of injury, broken bones, intruders, drug use, and alcohol use. Also note, we briefly mention transfemme bodies. If you think that may cause you dysphoria, maybe skip the first 30 secs or so. This is the one where Joyce says yes… Sexy dreams are made of these…voices. Supposedly, there’s folks out there REALLY enjoy the sounds of our voices. Sweet dreams, bbs<3 Other than listener submitted dreams, we discuss horny ASMR, the Predator-esque entity known as Glimmermen, bad Jimmy Stew...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 52
CW: Brief mentions of killing, strangulation, drowning, abduction of children, bodily injury & mutilation, illness, surgery Raise your hand if you’re tortured by desire… Join us for one of our silliest episodes thus far (and that’s saying a lot!). Like a bunch of Looney Tunes going down a porn rabbit hole. Today, we’re discussing the kikimory, house spirits that haunt the homes of Slavic people. After we learn a little, we read a spicy story with some trans representation. We love to see it!...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 51
CW: Loss of a loved one, car accident death, animal death, infidelity Musicals. What do you all think? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you give ‘Sound of Music’ a pass? What does any of this have to do with monsters? You gotta listen in to find out! Y’all ready to get dirty? We know you are. Today, we’re discussing the Big Muddy Monster of Murphysboro, Illinois, and reading some hot Bigfoot-forward fiction. This one is a pile of giggles and goofs. We were definitely distracted by the 'ha-...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 50
CW: Multiple mentions of death, drowning, and violence. Brief mentions of infidelity, arranged marriages, self-harm, and suicide Are you ready for another episode of the podcast that should just stick to monster facts, and never speak of geography again? Apparently, our inability to correctly recall info from the realm of geography angers some…sorry, not sorry. We try our best! Alrighty, anyway, on to the episode! In this one, Joyce tries her best to stay optimistic, the crew defends pumpkin spi...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 49
CW: Mentions of queer gatekeeping, death, illness, child death, birthing complications, animal death, violence, murder, incarceration, hanging, drowning, problematic medical practices, infidelity HAPPY HALLOWEEN listeners! My, how time flies…it’s already spooky season again. Cuddle up under some blankets with your favorite pumpkin-spiced treat and join us for a special holiday episode. Today, we’re talking Frankenstein’s Monster…Frankenstein’s creature..creation? We’ll let you be the judge. In t...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 49
CW: Animal abuse, violence, death, intimidation, injury, drug addiction, alcohol use Well, howdy stranger! What brings you to our neck of the woods? Well, hot lit and nonsense I'd imagine! And there's plenty of that to go around. Don't be shy...In today's episode, we talk about smart pigs, aliens in Bender cosplay, and a lover who might get a lil too hot and bothered (if you aren't careful). Join us for this veritable feast of silliness. You'll be glad you did. And always remember...MAGNUM PISS ...
Oct 06, 2023•57 min•Ep. 47
CW: Mentions of bodily injury, health issues, vehicular manslaughter, gun violence, climate crisis *Also special note: today's story at one point briefly insinuates that pregnant men are a fantasy which we know is not true, and doesn't reflect the beliefs of the queer ding-dongs that make this show. Shout out to the trans dads out there! You're gorgeous bbs.* Awww, the whole damn family is back together…in the flesh! You know how we feel about flesh…ANYWHO, we are so glad to have Coco back home ...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 46
CW: Mentions of death, loss of a loved one Shoooooo wee! We sure do get in it with this one! Coco kicks things off with a story about the terror known as “Big Boy”, followed up by a monster book report on the Owlman of Cornwall, and we end it all with a piece of lit filled with asinine humor that Joyce wrote! Want to hear us throw heavy shade at ghost hunters…and maybe pick on a Marine Biologist? Well, tune in because that’s what’s in store (and so much more)! Stay horny babes!! Find all things ...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 45
CW: Drug use Heya everyone! How's everyone doing out there? Welllll, COVID strikes again and ruined our recording plans…ugh. Sooooo, we thought we’d take this opportunity to introduce our newcomers to our humble beginnings by re-airing our very first episode. You can kind of tell this was our first rodeo but that content is oh so worth dealing with the less than “savory” audio quality. So yeah, sit back, and listen as we discuss the Flatwoods Monster and read Jem’s debut into the world of erotic...
Aug 25, 2023•55 min•Ep. 44
CW: Mentions of gun violence, death, animal death, drug use Now that the US government has confirmed the existence of aliens (sort of), we have to ask…are they DTF? Do you remember stuff from middle school geography? Yeah, neither do we apparently. The LAFS crew is back together again (at least virtually) and a good time was had! For this one, we discuss the latest in alien-related revelations, read a story about size kink, and learn about gourd farts. Confused? Well, you should be. You’ll be le...
Aug 11, 2023•58 min•Ep. 43
First of all, Joyce would like to apologize to all the Yara-ma-yha-whos for what she said. Vampiric frogs deserve love too <3 Alright, now with that out of the way, welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast about sexy beasts! Coco is still distracted by mountains, so we have another special guest host with us. The LAFS crew is joined by Fi as they explore the Yara-ma-yha-who, a cryptid from Australia that bears an eerie resemblance to Elmo…but don’t tickle this guy! We don’t recomme...
Jul 28, 2023•51 min•Ep. 42
🎶Oh my god, we’re back again…🎶 That’s right! We’re back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp. Want to hear discussions of horny monster games, tales of big Lizard Men, and just friends being friends? Then this is the episode for you babe! Hope you're ready for something lean, mean, and very green.... XOXO CW: Brief mentions of animal death and gun violence Want to find all things LAFS? Then hit up our Linktree...
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 41
Hey y’all! Since we weren’t able to deliver last week, we wanted to give ya a little something to hold you over until next week, now that LAFS HQ has power again. The climate be crazy y’all! Storms on storms on storms. Anywho, here’s a snippet from our last recording session before Mother Nature said “Nah.” May this moment in time be forever remembered as “The Great Gremlin Debate”. Emotions were high, and some things were said, but thankfully it was all resolved in the end. Want to chime in? Hi...
Jul 07, 2023•12 min
Well, howdy there friends! Welcome to the podcast that always finds a way to say “UwU”. Despite technology bein’ ornery, we got our episode out (and on time to boot!) It was rough getting here but we got you yet another hour of sexy, good times. Coco once again finds himself in the wilds, leaving Joyce & Jem in charge. They’re doing their best to not make a mess! The crew starts this one with Coco recalling all his bear related woes, then Joyce discusses all the problems Houston is having an...
Jun 16, 2023•57 min•Ep. 40
Uh oh! Watch out! We’re that radical leftist podcast your mom told you to stay away from! Well, hello, and Happy Pride Month you all! Yes, it’s that time of the year again! And what better way to kick off the celebration of queer love and liberation than with a romantic tale of two gay monsters! This one’s a mix of politics, science (sort of), and most importantly of all, saucy literature. What could go wrong!? Speaking of which, Joyce edited this one, so if the quality isn’t up to our usual sta...
Jun 02, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 39
Chuck Tingle, if you hear this get at us! We love you to the moon!!! The world is brighter with you in it… You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Joyce and Coco sure think so, and do their best to make Jem feel better. They were under the weather but still toughed it out and brought the horny. What a trooper. But yeah, enjoy this star-studded episode featuring such talents as Shaq, Nicolas Cage, and most famously, Shrek! PS. USE LUBE! Progressive Dracula endorses this message. CW...
May 19, 2023•57 min•Ep. 39
Where are all my leg people at!?! This one's for YOU! That’s right y’all, we’re talking the Fresno Nightcrawlers! Those lil animated parachute pants just making their way downtown…and into our hearts. Join us as we gush about these cute little guys, invent edible HRT, read a tale penned by Jem, and engage in some leg worship. Come worship with us! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee.com/lafspod Want to help keep this boat afloat? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod Hosted on Acast. See ac...
May 05, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 37
This one's for all the Francophiles out there....ehhhhh, maybe not considering the questionable accents (SORRY!!! We're going to stop doing those, I promise...). But seriously, who's ready for a good time? Today, we're discussing a boy that is as soft as marshmallows, and just as sweet. In this one, Joyce offers up a creature with French ties, Jem reads a silly piece of lit for those with a clown kink, and Coco wrestles with the French language. This episode is guaranteed to tickle your funny bo...
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 36
We're coming to you from three different locations today. Everyone is remote and it sounds like Jem is recording inside a tin can. Speaking of delicious canned MEAT, peel back the lid on this bad boy: Spring-Heeled Jack! While Jack isn't an entity you would want to meet (because he's problematic AF), we're reading an erotic story about a different demon guy who's sweet as pie! Buckle up babes, we're chatting about Money Shot, the new porn documentary on Netflix, Joyce teaches us about Jack and h...
Apr 07, 2023•52 min•Ep. 35
Don’t you dare steal any of our band name ideas!! Our creativity has a particular flavor, so people will know! We'll find out... Get ready for a sassy one! We were extra sassy this time around and the silly was turned all the way up to 11! Also, Jem gets real mad and yells at Coco! Poor Coco…Listen in as we talk the OG Bigfoot, Google some worrying things, and take a Sunday drive through “Ape Canyon”. Get yourself some jazz cabbage (if you’re into that sort of thing) and spend some time with us....
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 34
Remember as a kid, coloring picks of four-leaf clovers and pots of gold? Well, join us today to recapture that St. Patrick Day’s themed nostalgia as we discuss the Crichton Leprechaun! In this strangely food-centric episode, we talk about weird food experiences, the viral corners of the early internet, and what’s going down in a small community in Alabama. And we are once again joined by Jem’s beau! Oh yeah, he’s back and ready for more! With his help, we dive deep into a lit graced with the luc...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 33
A lil heads up, the sound is a little wonky on this one. That’s on us (whoopsie doodles…). Worry not though! This won’t ruin the fun!!! Today’s episode is for all the 90’s kids out there. Well….sort of. This isn’t your Will Smith brand of the MIB, this is the REAL DEAL. That’s right folks, we’re talking about the Men In Black! Are they secret government agents? Are they aliens in disguise? Are they genetically engineered bottoms? Join us and decide for yourself. CW: Mentions of animal death, imi...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 32
Cheerio monster enthusiasts! For today’s episode, we are graced by the presence of award-winning adult film performer Siri Dahl (who just so happens to also be Coco’s betrothed. LOVE IT! Congrats you kooky kids!). In this one, you can expect to hear a plethora of sounds (both good and bad), a lil spiritual talk about the fart afterlife, and a steamy voice performance that will give you the vapors (is it hot in here or is it just me?!?). Our creature feature is the Van Meter Visitor, paired with ...
Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 31
Does Japan have Mr. Gatti’s? Join us as we ask hard-hitting questions like these! Jem suffers the woes of hyper-targeted ads, Joyce gets the giggles despite the crud, and Coco somehow still has hope for the world. Why? Maybe listening will fill you with hope too! Today, we’re discussing the Hibagon, a Bigfoot-esque creature all the way from Japan. Don’t judge him too much, he’s just a LIL GUY! And for the steamy bit, we read an Adventure Zone erotica fan fic that’s big on consent, empathy, and t...
Jan 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 30
Here we are, and we’re at it again!! Welcome to our spicy lil show. Poor Joyce had to remote in once again (will she ever be well again!?!?). But don’t worry, we still bring it! The content is as sweet as a Georgia peach. After a little holiday recap and a timely illness-related PSA, the crew does what they do best: BE SILLY! Joyce does her best to recount the tale of the Jelly Man, Coco informs us what the 'KY' in KY Jelly stands for, and Jem brings another wonderous fic from Relevant Audience....
Jan 13, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 29
HEY everyone! It’s our birthday, anniversary, whatever! We baby! We realized we’ve been doing this dang thing for a year now. Huge thanks to everyone who rode out this sexy year with us and here’s to many more!!! There’s much to celebrate and this is the perfect episode for this milestone. In today's episode, Joyce brings the lit and some useful fashion hacks, Coco feels so seen by our story, and Jem gets distracted by holiday cheer. C’mon, hang a while, and learn about the first AI-generated cr...
Dec 30, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 28
Who likes lesbian ghost sex? YOU DO, obviously!! We all do! Welcome to another episode of everyone's favorite saucy podcast. There's a lot going on in this one! Jem starts us off with a discussion of culinary crimes, Coco gets a lil too horny for his new soundboard, and Joyce gets too distracted by daydreams of ass. Join in as we explore the South American cryptid El Silbón and read a 100% Joyce-approved tale by Gazerboi from AO3. CW: Murder, death, violence, assault, torture, cannibalism, subst...
Dec 16, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 27
So, we had to do a remote session for this one y'all. For one, Joyce went and got herself COVID (so excuse her voice & all the coughing). On the brighter side though, we also have a very special guest joining us! Join the LAFS crew and Nobilis Reed(He/Him) of the Nobilis Erotica podcast as they discuss tentacles, monster erotica, and kink. After the crew asks Nobilis a boatload of questions, Jem narrates a snippet of his glorious work, and Coco & Joyce learn a lil something about voice a...
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 26
Will we ever fully develop a Patreon goal campaign? Probably not. We’re not good with numbers… Howdy!!! Welcome to yet another episode of LAFS where we ask the tough questions. Questions like “Will our eyes evolve to better take in big knockers?”, “Do I want to be railed by Dracula?”, and “What’s the main ingredient of root beer?” This one's chock full of questions. In today's ep, the crew celebrates Jem’s birthday by learning about Korean goblins and reading a tale of a fantasy-themed threesome...
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 25
What’s tall, strong, and goes “neeeeeigh”? Confused? Well, you won’t be for long…we’ve got the answer to this and many other questions you didn’t even know you were asking. That’s right! It’s another episode of everyone’s favorite horny monster podcast. Today, we’re going to be exploring the Filipino cryptid the Tikbálang, a horse/human hybrid that has it all!! Coco kicks off the show with a ton of words for our bits, Jem thinks really hard about the different sounds of pleasure, and Joyce attem...
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 24
