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Louder Than Ever

Minnesota ladies, Hailey and Mary, are both gemini Ravenclaws and have literally nothing else in common. Strangers have approached them and told them that they are funny so they decided to share their passion for laughing and themselves with the world and start a Podcast. Join them every Sunday for general hilarity, inside jokes that they may never explain, and things you didn't want to know about people you never knew existed.
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Episodes

I Hate Your Love Preview

WE’RE BACK! Kind of… While LTE was fun, it was lacking in a lot of ways, and we knew we could do something better. It took a long time (over a year… sorry!) but we are so excited to finally be launching our brand new show, I Hate Your Love! We are really proud of what we created in Season 1 and we hope you love it as much as we do!NOTE: Future episodes will NOT be cross-posted to LTE, so make sure to Subscribe to IHYL so you can get your weekly dose of Hailey and Mary, and some real gross love s...

Apr 27, 20182 min

Episode 42: This is the End

We recorded this episode in case of emergency... As it turns out, the emergency is that the computer that we rely on to do this show crapped out on us last week and we are not able to record new episodes for an undetermined amount of time because of it. We've had some time to think about it and we decided to release our emergency episode as the last episode of Louder Than Ever. We have really enjoyed doing this show but we feel like it was just a starter for us and we could produce something so ...

Apr 09, 201732 min

Episode 41.5: Tinder Takeover 3 Bonus!

There was so much Tinder to Takeover that we had to come back with a BONUS episode this week! In quite possibly the most NSFW episode of LTE to date, Matt and Mary go completely crazy with messages to Hailey's Tinder "matches." Hailey is now seriously considering becoming a nun after all... ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share ...

Apr 05, 201714 min

Episode 41: I'm Not A Nun

Tinder Takeover is BACK and so is Matt! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary sit down with Matt for the final Tinder Takeover adventure! As usual, hilarity ensues!... As well as a whole bunch of NSFW stuff. Enjoy! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can al...

Apr 02, 201730 min

Episode 40: It's All No Big Deal

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about the Big Apple, NYC! Mary and Tuna have an upcoming trip so Hailey and Mary relive their previous experience in the city including making questionable magazine purchases, photographing random people and accidentally becoming part of a Broadway show! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iT...

Mar 26, 201734 min

Episode 39: They Never Say "Sex" in Disney Movies

Disney fans, this one's for you! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary do the lip reading challenge with Disney song lyrics in honor of the new live action Beauty and the Beast! Enjoy what was possibly Hailey's favorite and Mary's most frustrating episode of LTE to date! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with you...

Mar 19, 201733 min

Episode 38: Hitting My Face With A Buttplug

#LTEBeautySwap was... interesting. This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary recap their beauty routine swap experiment-- what they liked, a WHOLE LOT of what they didn't like, and what they learned. At the end of the day, do what makes you happy, folks! Also, please do not hit your face with an actual buttplug. Louder Than Ever does not endorse this act... Unless that's really what you're into. You do you, booboo! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking t...

Mar 12, 201728 min

Episode 37: #SCROTUS

Have we really been to the moon? Did aliens give us velcro? Did JFK really bang Marilyn Monroe? Is Donald Trump REALLY our President? This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary delve back into the crazy world of conspiracy theories! Join them down the rabbit hole and share your favorite conspiracy theories with them on Twitter @LTEPodcast. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sund...

Mar 05, 201733 min

Episode 36: What the Heck Are Waterlines?!

Hailey and Mary are very excited to announce their first ever Facebook Live event is happening next Saturday, March 4th around noon, CST!! Join us for #LTEBeautySwap! To commemorate the upcoming swap (and that excitement/horror that will ensue) this week Hailey and Mary talk about makeup and their sometimes funny, sometimes awful history with it. Hilarity ensues and it will be followed up by live video next week! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUB...

Feb 26, 201731 min

Episode 35: MANDELA!

The truth is out there!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary delve into the world of conspiracy theories, starting with the Mandela Effect! Berenstein or Berenstain Bears? Was Sinbad ever a genie? Flintstones or Flinstones? All these and more! Tweet us your favorite conspiracy theories to @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a ratin...

Feb 19, 201734 min

Episode 34: Random Sentiments

Happy Valentine's Day, Louder Than Ever fans! Whether you LOVE Valentine's Day or HATE it, there's something for you in this episode! Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss Valentine's Days of the past and play a game with disgusting/delicious candy hearts. Share your Valentine's Day memories and tell us whether you love or hate it on Twitter! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday...

Feb 12, 201731 min

Episode 33: We Can't Be Friends Anymore

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try playing {The And}-- a game that Hailey maybe wasted $2 on. You be the judge! Will they still be friends after getting this real? Who knows? (But, like, yeah... We need each other to get famous so...) ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-dupe...

Feb 05, 201728 min

Episode 32: You Were Right, Mom

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about all of the things they don't know or can't do because they were spoiled brats who complained about their cleaning ladies... As a result, they're pretty useless adults who can't manage money and don't know how to properly clean their homes. Oops. Turns out you were right, mom! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, p...

Jan 29, 201729 min

Episode 31.5: Sneezy & Wheezy Bonus!

Enjoy this BONUS Sneezy & Wheezy mini-episode! Hailey and Mary play another game with their dad's entitled "Did I Get Away with This?" ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook at facebook.com/LouderThanEverPodcast and follow us on b...

Jan 25, 201719 min

Episode 31: This is Gonna Be Fun

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by their amazing, hilarious dads, Sneezy and Wheezy! The apple does not fall far from the tree and you will clearly hear where Hailey and Mary get their humor from this week as the group reflects (trivia style) on some of their childhood traumas! Thanks for screwing us up JUST ENOUGH to make us funny, dads! We love you so much! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get...

Jan 22, 201737 min

Episode 30: Bless Their Souls, They Left the Vodka

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary share their best life advice with you! In their combined 50 years of life (ewww!) they have apparently only managed to learn 10 important lessons so take notes and then share your life lessons with us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with ...

Jan 15, 201733 min

Episode 29: Everyday Awkward

We are SO awkward. Like, every day. Join Hailey and Mary this week as they discuss the awkward side of life! Awkwardly avoiding talking to people, awkward bathroom encounters, awkward awkward awkward. Bonus points if you tell us how many times we say "awkward" in the episode! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your fr...

Jan 08, 201729 min

Episode 28: We're Gonna Get Famous

Happy New Year LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary make their 2017 Predictions! Stakes are high-- Whoever makes the most accurate predictions wins a hand-made trophy next year! Hear what we think 2017 has in store for all of us and share your predictions with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on i...

Jan 01, 201741 min

Episode 27: Our Christmas Gift to You

Merry ACTUAL Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary present their Christmas gift to you! The often referenced "cut episode" is finally here! Yes, it's different than any other LTE episode before it and yes, it may end up being the only one of its kind... So we hope that you enjoy it, have an excellent holiday, toast to our names and join us in the New Year! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE bu...

Dec 25, 201639 min

Episode 26: A Hotdog Christmas

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, LTE fans! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you into their Christmas traditions, memories both good and bad and once in a while Mary even allows Hailey to talk! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes and share us with your friends! We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like ...

Dec 18, 201645 min

Episode 25: The Minnesota Soft D

Hey dere! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary bring you back to the great state of Minnesota with Minnesota-isms! Learn how to properly use "Uff da," what "that's interesting" really means, how to properly execute the Minnesota offer and much more! You will sound like a reall Minnesotan in no time, you betcha! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button so that you get the alert for our new episodes every Sunday! Also, please give u...

Dec 11, 201653 min

Episode 24: Behind the Scenes

This week on Louder Than Ever, get a special behind the scenes look into how Hailey and Mary prep for a new episode!!! Ooooh! SPECIAL!! Ok, actually the episode we really recorded pretty much sucked... but luckily our pre-episode "jibber jabber" turned out to be a roller coaster of laughs and yelling at each other which Hailey thought was super funny... So we hope you do too! Enjoy! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please giv...

Dec 04, 201631 min

Episode 23: This is Donald Trump's America

This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about crazy people! Mary shares more local crazy police reports, Hailey insists that you mind your own damn business and not ask people how much their hair costs and, oh yeah, don't grab anyone by the pussy. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twit...

Nov 27, 201638 min

Episode 22: Prostitution Mini Session

Believe it or not, this is our version of a Thanksgiving Episode! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods (cranberries shaped like the can), what even the fuck Black Friday is about, and also prostitution. Just roll with it. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follo...

Nov 20, 201643 min

Episode 21: You're Ruining the Show

Join Hailey and Mary and special guest, Tuna, for the finale of this special two part (Not-So) Newlywed Game episode! This week the pressure is on Tuna to match Mary as we wrap up the (Not-So) Newlywed Game! Learn about everyone's love for Gordan Ramsey, Tuna's hopes for a second wife and whether Mary is an optimist, pessimist or realist-- Share your opinion with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast! **Disclaimer: After Episode 20 went live, we were asked several times if Tuna was intoxicated during the re...

Nov 13, 201652 min

Episode 20: Vodka and A Mixtape

Turns out, you dont actually have to be newlyweds to play The Newlywed Game! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary are joined by Mary's husband, Tuna!! In this exciting two part edition, we test how well Mary will be able to TUNE in to Tuna's answers and learn some more fun facts about the two! You wont want to miss this! Make sure you come back next Sunday for Part 2! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us ...

Nov 06, 201644 min

Episode 19: It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween!! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary celebrate their favorite holiday!! Join us as we discuss our favorite costumes, Hailey's serial killer neighbor, Mary's discomfort with AHS Hotel and Hocus Pocus Trivia!! Stay safe, get lots of candy, and DON'T be a clown! Clowns suck. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also Like our pa...

Oct 30, 201646 min

Episode 18: Nothing But Garbage

Look... Not every episode is going to be a winner! You might want to just skip this one... Or listen for the few snippets of gold scattered throughout the garbage! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary are all over the place-- Mary answers a listener's question about being interrupted at work when they listen to LTE, talk about their love for American Horror Story, and Hailey's ancestry-- plot twist! She's 1% South Asian! Thrilling stuff, really. Not really. Maybe. Probably not. We're...

Oct 23, 201642 min

Episode 17: Clowns Could Kill You, So Could Teddy Bears

Teenagers are running wild! They are stealing their grandma's jewelry, dressing up as killer clowns and leaving condom wrappers in family bathrooms. The biggest problem is obviously the clowns, though. Join Hailey and Mary this week as they talk about these hooligans and ruffians and MORE on Louder Than Ever! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would super-duper appreciate it. You can also L...

Oct 16, 201647 min

Episode 16: Hang in There... This is Gonna Get Rough

#TeamTrexler, rejoice! This week on Louder Than Ever, Trexler HIMSELF sits down with Hailey and Mary and agrees to their harassment! Hear his most embarrassing story in 3 words, his performance of "I'm a Little Teapot", how he feels about Swedish fish and more! Will he regret his decision? Who knows! Stick around to find out and make sure to share your response with us on Twitter @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, ...

Oct 09, 201658 min
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