Why do people like so many stupid things?! I like none of them. This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey once again gives Mary full control of her Tinder profile! Will Mary swipe right on Prince Charming? Will she find the love of Hailey's life? Will she find ANYONE who has ANYTHING unique to say?! Or will she just put Hailey on the radar of a (suspected) terrorist/doomsday prepper? You'll have to listen to find out! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SU...
Oct 02, 2016•56 min
This week on Louder Than Ever, Mary came prepared and Hailey came with nothing! Let's just go with it and see what happens, shall we? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or questions or feedback or just about anything to LouderThanEverPodcast@gmail.com You can find Hailey a...
Sep 25, 2016•1 hr 2 min
Hips, Ass, Boobs & Bacon. Are There Onions in This? Most Smartest Podcast. These are just a few of the ideas we had when thinking of the name of this show! This week, Hailey and Mary review 13 Things We Almost Named Our Podcast. Join us as we review our brilliant and not highly questionable ideas and then tell us your favorite! Did we make the wrong decision? Should we have done more to Prop the Cleve?? ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE...
Sep 18, 2016•55 min
Hailey and Mary recount their time at the Minnesota State Fair, 2016. Between the injuries, the food, the strange fellow-Minnesotans, the food, the time spent with Mary's eldest children, Mario and Puff, and THE FOOD this was certainly an experience... Please wear shoes at the fair, people. Please. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both ...
Sep 11, 2016•54 min
Disclaimer: Dad, Proceed with Caution... RAINBOWS AND GLITTER GALORE! Cher is Lord this week when Hailey and Mary are joined by their first ever (human) guest, Matthew! Join them as they talk about where they all fall on the Kinsey Scale, straight porn vs gay porn, what "straight thin but gay fat" means and quiz Matt on gay icons! Find Matt on Instagram @MatthewSpalon and @mattylee8998! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please...
Sep 04, 2016•52 min
This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary plead guilty to some unfortunate, weird and some would say even GROSS pleasures! ASMR, Pimple Popping and reality TV are just a few of the things they confess to this week! ENJOY! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both Twitter and Instagram @LTEPodcast Also, e-mail us funny memes or question...
Aug 28, 2016•45 min
This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey & Mary discuss all kids of firsts! First crushes, first kisses, first jobs AND first impressions of Hailey's Tinder matches from last week's Tinder Takeover! (Spoiler: They're mostly not great.) Are you #TeamTrexler? Let us know by Tweeting us @LTEPodcast! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. You can also Like our page on Facebook and follow us on both T...
Aug 21, 2016•43 min
Dating is tricky... How does one get a date these days? Or a goat?! This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary try (unsuccessfully) to find the love of Hailey's life on Tinder, review Mary's past dating woes via journal entries, and try (semi-successfully?) to help a listener with his dating vs friendship fiasco. ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. You can also Like our page on Facebook and...
Aug 14, 2016•59 min
***SPOILER ALERT!*** IT'S HERE! We finally have the Harry Potter story we have been waiting for since we turned the last page of The Deathly Hallows!! ...Or do we? Join Hailey and Mary as they discuss how they feel about Harry Potter and the Cursed Child-- the good, the bad and the WTF? Also, HP Trivia! Are you a true Potterhead? Find out this week on Louder Than Ever! ----------------------------- You can support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating ...
Aug 07, 2016•53 min
This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary get nerdy! From Mary's angsty teenage diaries to Hailey's resolve to keep Pokemon names pure... Well, we're not exactly sure what all happened here but we hope you enjoy the ride nonetheless. Also, shout out to our new buddies, Those Movie Guys! If you like us, you'll probably like them as well, so check out their show! #EyeCandy! ...or would it be #EarCandy? Both? You be the judge! We're not here to tell you how to live your lives. ----------------...
Jul 31, 2016•46 min
Mistakes have been made. Many... Many mistakes. But luckily they've lead to stories for Hailey & Mary to share and for you to laugh at! Accidental drinking while driving, misguided Pokemon hunts, a hot tub pool and more from fan-favorite, Hailey's Dad! All this and more on this week's episode of Louder Than Ever! ------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We would really appreciate it! You can also Like our ...
Jul 24, 2016•51 min
Minnesota Pride runs DEEP in this episode of Louder Than Ever as Hailey & Mary discuss their favorite parts of being Minnesotan! We have a mall with its own zip code, we invented the juicy lucy, and we have a majestic AF State Capital... What's not to love?! Learn exciting things like where Fargo is actually located, what goes into making a proper tater tot hotdish, and how Hailey's grandma might have invented the child leash at The Great Minnesotan Get Together! Uff da! Join us on this firs...
Jul 17, 2016•49 min
Bewilderment is the name of the game and topic of discussion this week on Louder Than Ever! Hailey & Mary discuss the strange world we live in and many of the things that bewilder us including giraffes, chalk paint, penguin knees, peanut shells and racism. This episode is especially unique as we felt it was important to begin the episode by addressing this week's loss of Philando Castile in our home-state of Minnesota, and Alton Sterling in Louisiana. We also discuss our personal growth and ...
Jul 10, 2016•53 min
This week on Louder Than Ever, Hailey and Mary discuss lighthearted topics such as racism, politics, and divorce. Find out which Ivermorny houses we were sorted into, what our first fan letter said, and meet our first guest podcaster, Mary's 13 year old cat Cricket. ----------------------------- Please support Louder Than Ever by clicking that SUBSCRIBE button! Also, please give us a rating on iTunes. We recommend doing this and going straight for the 5 Stars before you even listen... That way y...
Jul 03, 2016•50 min
Get to know your new favorite comedic duo In this inaugural episode of Louder Than Ever! Hailey and Mary test their knowledge about their favorite topics (themselves) to know once and for all who is the better best friend. Learn such fascinating tidbits as which of us has the BIGGEST crush on singer Mary Lambert; which of us got a little too much pleasure from watching Mister Rogers; plus Mary's dish ware collecting history and what Hailey wanted to be when she grew up! You'll laugh! You'll cry....
Jun 26, 2016•44 min
