FAILED STATE
We save you from our opinions on US gun law while trying to talk Boris and tax law. Adam and Stevan avoid getting cancelled this week.
May 30, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 67
LOOSEST SENSE
Each week we explain the news to you, well we try.
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Episodes
VEINS
This week we talk porn, the number of sex crimes we are seeing in the news and the Snickers veins. Adam tries to number Boris' crimes while Stevan has many a mental collapse.
May 02, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 66
ANIMALS
Boris limps through the week, Angela Rayner can't stop flashing her bits and Matt Hancock is desprate for money. Adam likes lizards and Stevan is sick in his mouth.
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 65
C TINGLING
This week we talk about Boris being the party starter, Priti pressing the emergency immigrant button and the Tory nonce problem. Adam hates Surrey and Stevan is clearly drunk.
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 64
DUMBER THAN FISH
This week we talk about Dishy Rishi’s fishy taxes, a new dawn in particle physics and some fish who can do maths. Adam refuses to eat mushrooms and Stevan refuses to believe.
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 63
£50
This week we insult your intelligence with a £50 fine and a hetero conversion camp. Adam has a crush on Mark Ruffalo and Stevan is suspicious of David Attenborough.
Apr 03, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 60
BALLDO
This week we talk about Boris Johnson’s latest round of gaffes, Rishi Sunak’s grasp on reality and a Dildo for your balls. Adam reinvents the horse and Stevan reveals his dastardly plan.
Mar 27, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 59
FRENCH TUNNEL
We avoid the big news and loose grip on reality. Stevan over shares and Adam counts the numbers of poops
Mar 19, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 58
HALF/HALF/WHOLE
This week we talk about Sir Gavin Williamson, masturbating at work and whether Putin has been killing people on British soil. Adam is really into Chester Zoo and Stevan hates pre-workout.
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 57
WAR PIGS
This week it's WAR, Boris Johnson is a spy probably and the country doesn't care. Adam is a unibomber Stan and Stevan has always been a conscientious objector.
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 56
COCAINE POODLE
This week Prince Andrew gave £12 million pounds to a lady he’d never met, Boris clung on by the skin of his teeth and Angela Rayner gets tough on crime. Stevan still has Covid and Adam wants to bathe with monkeys.
Feb 20, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 55
DICK OUT
This week Stevan’s long Covid is hurting, Adam seemingly hates cats and we bring you more dick news than you can shake a dick at.
Feb 13, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 54
SALAD TITS
We recap PMQs, Adam has a mouth full of dick news and Stevan talks door misinformation.
Feb 06, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 53
SOGGY BORIS
This week we talk about Boris Johnson’s working week, we are wait patiently for Sue Gray’s report and we find out what happens if you put too much expanding foam in your penis. Stevan didn’t watch the news and Adam wishes he hadn’t.
Jan 30, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 52
SUPRISINGLY REAL
This week we pay tribute to Meatloaf, discuss Boris’s attempts to save his job and try to figure out what is going on in the Ukraine. Stevan gets fact-checked and Adam only has eyes for Micheal Gove.
Jan 23, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 51
CAPTIN HEROIN
This week we talk about Boris trying to worm his way out of Partygate, we bring you all the latest nonce news and we attempt to predict the future. Stevan tells us about some history stuff and Adam is still watching Deadliest Catch.
Jan 16, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 50
POSH CRACKERS
On the first podcast of the year we talk about Sir Tony Blair, magic sticks and why the French President wants to piss on a tennis player. Stephen explains science and Adam is still watching Deadliest Catch.
Jan 09, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 49
STURDY HINGES
Pleasure in the downpour, we talk news and our lives in this season opener.
Dec 12, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 48
THE END?
SEASON THREE COMMING SOON... TV TOWN.
Nov 07, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 47
TOO MANY LAMP POSTS
This is a comedy show and the views of the hosts are expressed in jest, I hope in the future court case where this is read out the hosts look good in their suits.
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 46
RUN
Adam and Stevan unpack the week and their emotional baggage. TV town is full of good vides.
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 45
1312
Glasto, eels oh my!
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 44
PERSONAL USE
Big bad Kier has a plan, 100k on KFC and all the top stories.
Oct 01, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 43
ALL THOSE HOOVES
Short episode because of a recording error, animal chat is still on the cards.
Sep 24, 2021•48 min•Season 2Ep. 42
THAT TASTE
Parliment is back in session, actual animal facts and royal news. Buckle up!
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 41
GREASED UP POULTRY
ADAM WANTS TO RUB A DUCK WHILE STEVAN IS ALL ABOUT PVC. THE NEWS IS INVOLVED.
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 40
MAGA CARTA
SEIZING CASTLES AND TAKING NAMES, ADAM IS TAKEN... BY SOME FILMS.
Sep 09, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 39
SANDI VS JOSH
An eel, a price and Sandi Toksvig walk into a podcast.... punchlines occur.
Aug 18, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 38
ONE STEPS BEYOND
Imagine getting bodied by Timpsons!? Why is there no wood? Who are the members of Steps? Adam and Stevan break it down.
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 37
LIFE LONG LEARNING
Tea drinking, hating the over 55s and sports chat. Internet issue mean the ending is cut short.
Aug 03, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 36
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