TIME CRIMES
Time travel, museums and the fastest U-turn. Adam and Stevan are unsupervised again so its a loose one.
Jul 25, 2021•1 hr 8 min
LOOSEST SENSE
Each week we explain the news to you, well we try.
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Episodes
AVOCADO CLEAN
Avocado and Hanson and a wonderful podcast idea
Jul 18, 2021•1 hr 8 min
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Relaxed show we talk about number 10, football and the end of covid.
Jul 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 33
BIG HANCOCK STANS
This week Adam needs to know if Jimmy 5 Bellies is alive. Tarik remembers old TV shows. Stevan loves squirrel violence. Goodbye Hancock, it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 21 min
HUNTING FOR TURKEY
We talk tanks, old internet memes and about the pointlessness of our lives. Stevan loves tanks and Adam guesses that Hankcock is on the chopping block, getting us to 9 predictions. Tarik is covid positive so was unavalible, lazy really.
Jun 27, 2021•1 hr 10 min
ALL HAIL BORIS
Starmer did a whoopsie! Hartlepool decide that nine are better than none. The Prince of Our Hearts make a return to the headlines. Tarik is good at birthday gifts, Adam is looking to move to Liverpool and Stevan has a go at slander.
May 09, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 29
MONEY FOR NOTHING
This week we talk about Boris' wallpaper and wonder if Starmer is a genius. We also cover the Oscars. Adam is in on Gove, Tarik will take Sunak and Stevan backs Jenrick.
May 02, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 28
EXTREMELY STUPID LEAGUE
This week we talk about Boris being in hot water, the Super League that wasn't and the Navy spotting Aliens. Tarik explains the offside rule, Stevan plots his only fans and Adam explores evolution.
Apr 28, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 27
ROBSON EFFECT
This week we discuss the latest round of Tory sleaze, Priti Patel's criminal acts and why Crabs are the perfect animal. Stevan nearly died, Tarik loves a Guinness and Adam is in another dimension.
Apr 18, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 26
EVERYDAY IS DP DAY
This week we talk about cocaine jockeys, extramarital affairs and the perfect drug for competing in high level sports. Adam dishes the dirt on Boris, Tarik reaches a raunchy milestone and Stevan comes out against Jay Z.
Apr 04, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 25
ONE FUNERAL AND A SUEZ CANAL
This week we discuss Liverpool, police mistakes and the parking situation in the Suez Canal. Stevan sort of finds his aliens, Tarik discovers his love of black tar heroin and Adam shares an ingenious solution.
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 24
I BLAME THE NEWS
This week we discuss sex robots, Boris's new briefing room and NFT's Stevan likes dogging, Adam loves hoovers and Tarik still hates his French teacher.
Mar 21, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 23
ON A THRONE OF BLOOD JEWELS
This week we discuss Harry and Meghan's Oprah interview, Boris Johnson lying to parliament and whether blind people should be allowed to buy guns. Adam updates us on the latest report into Track and Trace, Stevan tells us about another lying politician and Tarik explains how to make Piers Morgan tell the truth.
Mar 14, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 22
BOJO LOVES SNOUT
This week we discuss universal basic income, drugs and unwanted erections. Adam talks about The Rock again, Tarik updates us on his online dating career and Stevan is obsessed with TikTok.
Mar 07, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 2Ep. 21
THE SPATULA OF VENGANCE
This week we discuss graveyard orgies, alien invasions and why Piers Morgan is still a cunt.
Feb 28, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 20
DATING GAME
This week Mr War on Woke Tarik explains the latest updates. Stevan takes us through the US coming and goings, while Adam explains the how women feel and the internet at large.
Feb 21, 2021•1 hr 18 min
THE BISCUIT OF THE WORKING CLASS
This week we talk about Gregg's air fresheners, burning down the House of Lords and how to snort cocaine off a Tortoise. Tarik rebrands himself, Adam speaks for all women and Stevan explains what he used to think a Guava was.
Feb 14, 2021•1 hr 36 min•Season 2Ep. 18
THE WORLD OF TINY LIZARDS
This week we discuss the vaccine rollout, Vladimir Putin's gold toilet brush and a lizard with an abnormally large penis. Adam reflects on why Britain has never fully embraced the metric system and Stevan explains how to become an enlightened being.
Feb 07, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 2Ep. 17
SITTING IN A WETHERSPOONS RANTING ABOUT FISH
This week we discuss Boris's apology to the nation, we look forward to the Festival Of Brexit, Stevan outlines his blueprint for the revolution, Adam tells us why Phil from Facebook is mad about masks and Tarik breaks down what has been going on with Gamestop.
Jan 31, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 2Ep. 16
DROPPED NUTELLA SANDWICH
This week we discuss Joe Biden's inauguration, Matt Hancock's signature and Stevan's failed career as a free diver.
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 15
STRONG LAB GAME
This week we take a deep dive into the world of the folks who marched on Capitol Hill, Stevan tells us why he left an orgy early and we discuss a Danish man with a 30ft penis.
Jan 16, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 14
FIERCER CATS THAN TIGER KING
This week we talk about serial killer dating shows, the art of drawing watches on cocks and lockdown 3.0
Jan 09, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 13
HIP HOP
Happy New Year.
Jan 02, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 12
HIGH SPEED ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
This week we look forward to Christmas and Brexit. We discuss and Stevan declares his feelings for Priti Patel.
Dec 26, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 11
NIPPLE
It cannot be stressed eough how little we know about animals.
Dec 19, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 10
MAGA MONOLITH
Too tired to explain. This is the best intro. to any podcast ever.
Dec 12, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 9
DRUG LAWS ARE RACIST
The pen was invented in 1888. Is a library still a library if it doesn't have a librarian? Binnersley tells a story about the prohibition of weed. The true reason is Mexican immigration, but his story is better and way less racist. Drug laws really are the best! Paul was arrested and held for 9 days, in, you guessed it, Japan. He tours there frequently.
Dec 05, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 8
BLACK FRIDAY TRAVAILS
We discuss the evils of commerce.
Nov 28, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 7
LIES, DAMN LIES AND AUDIOTAPE
This week we talk about the life of a true hero of the people.
Nov 21, 2020•1 hr 3 min
SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE
Adam complains about the drink choices at a wake. Stevan want to be in the Masons. We stan the legend Kirsten Dunst. Is Tom Hanks dead?
Nov 14, 2020•1 hr 6 min
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