Bella is rescued from having to watch her boyfriend's pickup baseball game by having a killer vampire start hunting her. She flees back to Phoenix with Edward's family, but even they can't protect her from the biggest threat: her own decisions. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:50) - Recap (02:09) - Chapter 18 (14:06) - Chapter 20 (24:16) - Chapter 22 (31:41) - Chapter 24 (40:56) - Epilogue (47:07) - Review (51:33) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff La...
Jun 06, 2025•52 min•Season 17Ep. 4
Edward and Bella find some private time so he can show her his sparkle. Then she meets his family, in their bathroom-less, bedroom-less house. Then, for some reason, baseball. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (02:45) - Chapter 12 (11:00) - Chapter 13 (21:27) - Chapter 14 (34:30) - Chapter 15 (42:35) - Chapter 16 (48:41) - Chapter 17 (59:13) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN'...
May 30, 2025•1 hr•Season 17Ep. 3
In Port Angeles, Bella finds trouble but is saved by Edward. Romance blooms. Edward is worried about the extreme danger he poses to Bella, but he soon discovers that there is no level of danger that is too extreme for Bella. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 7 (07:00) - Chapter 8 (15:13) - Chapter 9 (25:37) - Chapter 10 (31:50) - Chapter 11 (36:42) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadi...
May 23, 2025•37 min•Season 17Ep. 2
That's right, we're reading the sexiest of sexless vampire books: Twilight! High-schooler Bella Swan arrives in gloomy Forks, WA. She doesn't like what she finds there, with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen, who seems to hate Bella as much as she hates Forks. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:34) - History (04:05) - Cover Review (07:55) - Chapter 1 (15:12) - Chapter 2 (22:21) - Chapter 3 (26:26) - Chapter 4 (30:06) - Chapter 5 (36:23) - Chapter 6 (40:05) - Outro...
May 16, 2025•41 min•Season 17Ep. 1
Fiji gets out of the hospital (though Olivia does not), just in time for the Demon Sex Ritual. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (03:04) - Chapter 30 (06:15) - Chapter 31 (09:19) - Chapter 32 (10:49) - Chapter 33 (12:32) - Chapter 34 (15:04) - Chapter 35 (17:10) - Chapter 36 (17:40) - Chapter 37 (23:44) - Chapter 38 (26:08) - Closing Thoughts (29:22) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music...
Mar 15, 2024•30 min•Season 16Ep. 5
It's time for explanations in Midnight, as Lemuel tells his unexpectedly boring past, and Manfred learns the new gas station attendant's unexpectedly exciting story along with his connection to Manfred himself. Then the Midnighters tie up some loose ends permanently. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (01:11) - Chapter 21 (09:17) - Chapter 22 (10:53) - Chapter 23 (14:53) - Chapter 24 (17:38) - Chapter 25 (19:40) - Chapter 26 (24:19) - Chapter 27 (27:17) - Chapter...
Mar 08, 2024•33 min•Season 16Ep. 4
Fiji teaches Teacher a lesson about invading her space. Lemuel knows how to uncover the dark secret of Midnight, but it requires somebody who can read Etruscan, which nobody living can. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 14 (06:59) - Chapter 15 (09:26) - Chapter 16 (10:37) - Chapter 17 (12:48) - Chapter 18 (15:57) - Chapter 19 (17:26) - Chapter 20 (22:28) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at ...
Mar 01, 2024•23 min•Season 16Ep. 3
The strange suicides continue, and the Reeds are also getting hinky. Also, the malevolent presence at the crossroads is speaking to Fiji, who really doesn't have time for it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (02:04) - Chapter 6 (09:25) - Chapter 7 (12:30) - Chapter 8 (14:46) - Chapter 9 (20:52) - Chapter 11 (24:21) - Chapter 12 (27:04) - Chapter 13 (31:21) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ...
Feb 23, 2024•32 min•Season 16Ep. 2
A series of bizarre suicides unsettles the Midnighters, especially Fiji, whose patience is already worn thin by her visiting sister. Hopefully Lemuel has the answer in that creepy werewolf-skin book. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:27) - Recap (01:30) - Cover (03:08) - Prologue (04:11) - Chapter 1 (10:48) - Chapter 2 (15:39) - Chapter 3 (16:52) - Chapter 4 (20:57) - Chapter 5 (27:27) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts a...
Feb 16, 2024•28 min•Season 16Ep. 1
Manfred gets some good news about the police investigation, then his nemesis Lewis (and friend) get some very bad news about what's lurking on the streets of Midnight during the full moon. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:26) - Chapter 29 (07:18) - Chapter 30 (10:07) - Chapter 31 (13:45) - Chapter 32 (15:56) - Chapter 33 (17:24) - Chapter 34 (20:44) - Chapter 35 (23:12) - Chapter 36 (25:18) - Discussion (26:28) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman...
Dec 01, 2023•27 min•Season 15Ep. 5
Olivia's mission with the old timers goes great. It doesn't succeed, but nobody dies and that qualifies as great. Later, a full moon shines on Midnight and something fearsome stalks the streets. Well, the street. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (01:38) - Chapter 20 (05:19) - Chapter 21 (09:19) - Chapter 22 (12:09) - Chapter 23 (13:40) - Chapter 24 (17:41) - Chapter 25 (21:31) - Chapter 26 (22:34) - Chapter 27 (26:11) - Chapter 28 (27:58) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah ...
Nov 24, 2023•29 min•Season 15Ep. 4
Manfred's legal woes get serious as the police question him about the missing jewelry. He and the Midnighters also decide to get serious about finding it, and they turn to Midnight's oldest resident (not counting Lemuel) for help. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:10) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (01:14) - Chapter 14 (04:28) - Chapter 15 (06:43) - Chapter 16 (10:52) - Chapter 17 (17:53) - Chapter 19 (24:20) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts ...
Nov 17, 2023•25 min•Season 15Ep. 3
The suspicious circumstances of Manfred's client's death have brought a lot of press attention to Midnight, which is just the way the Midnighters don't like it. To get rid of this trouble, Olivia is tasked to 1) resolve the mystery and 2) not kill anybody. She almost succeeds at one of those. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (01:14) - Chapter 7 (05:56) - Chapter 8 (07:32) - Chapter 9 (10:41) - Chapter 10 (13:16) - Chapter 11 (15:05) - Chapter 12 (16:52) - Chapt...
Nov 10, 2023•22 min•Season 15Ep. 2
There are a couple of surprises in Midnight: a new hotel and a child. Manfred goes on a work trip and runs into Olivia, and there ends up being several more deaths than expected. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:12) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:23) - Cover and Map (05:01) - Prologue (10:18) - Chapter 1 (16:08) - Chapter 2 (21:55) - Chapter 4 (24:44) - Chapter 5 (26:42) - Chapter 6 We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHA...
Nov 03, 2023•31 min•Season 15Ep. 1
The rescue team arrives in time to give Fiji a ride home after she frees herself with witchcraft. Then a new piece of information sheds light on the identity of Aubrey's killer, and the Midnighters deliver some Midnight justice. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:34) - Recap (01:54) - Chapter 32 (04:05) - Chapter 33 (07:21) - Chapter 34 (10:36) - Chapter 35 (15:42) - Chapter 36 (23:31) - Chapter 39 (26:50) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find ...
Sep 01, 2023•28 min•Season 14Ep. 5
Fiji is abducted! I guess she got a little too close to the mystery of Aubrey's death. Now she'll have to rely on her, uh, cat to come to her rescue. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:18) - Chapter 25 (07:57) - Chapter 26 (12:40) - Chapter 27 (13:09) - Chapter 28 (14:22) - Chapter 29 (16:12) - Chapter 30 (18:37) - Chapter 31 (21:45) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT b...
Aug 25, 2023•22 min•Season 14Ep. 4
This thing with the militia types is not going away. Some thugs accost Bobo and Manfred in Midnight, and in response the Midnighters track them back to Marthasville. That militia leader is going to regret messing with Midnight even more than he regrets being named Price Eggleston. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:58) - Chapter 16 (10:16) - Chapter 17 (10:36) - Chapter 18 (15:12) - Chapter 19 (18:03) - Chapter 20 (21:05) - Chapter 21 (24:31) - Chapter 22 (25...
Aug 18, 2023•36 min•Season 14Ep. 3
Bobo's girlfriend has been missing. Sadly, when she turns up again, she lacks one of his favorite qualities: being alive. The county sheriff starts poking around to see who killed her, and all signs seem to point to Bobo himself. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (00:59) - Chapter 7 (02:49) - Chapter 8 (03:53) - Chapter 9 (06:53) - Chapter 10 (09:39) - Chapter 11 (12:29) - Chapter 12 (13:21) - Chapter 13 (14:16) - Chapter 14 (18:35) - Chapter 15 (24:34) - Outro ...
Aug 11, 2023•25 min•Season 14Ep. 2
Surprise! We're reading the Midnight Texas series by Charlaine Harris (also in the Sookieverse). We start with Midnight Crossroads, which takes us to the town of Midnight, Texas, where everybody has a dark secret. Is it the same secret for all of them or different secrets? Well we don't know. It's a secret. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (02:15) - Prologue (08:14) - Chapter 1 (10:57) - Chapter 2 (13:19) - Chapter 3 (23:29) - Chapter 4 (26:10) - Chapter 5 (27:...
Jul 28, 2023•34 min•Season 14Ep. 1
It's the end of the series! Sookie finally corners Sam and learns what his deal is lately. Then the business partners get down to business, in bed. The murder case against Sookie is unraveling and things are looking up until she gets abducted by a trio of murderers, which doesn't end well. For them. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (01:54) - Chapter 15 (10:11) - Chapter 16 (12:27) - Chapter 17 (16:59) - Chapter 18 (22:45) - Chapter 19 (29:29) - Chapter 20 (34:34) - Chapter 21 (41:50) - Chapte...
Jun 15, 2023•54 min•Season 13Ep. 3
Sookie makes bail, thanks to her variety of besotted supernatural lovers. Many of her friends come out to show her love also, which is reassuring. She gets down to unraveling the plot to frame her for murder, with the help of Mr. Cataliades, who basically knows everything already. We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 09, 2023•41 min•Season 13Ep. 2
There is so much demand for Sookie's time that her enemies have to group up and work together just to get an appointment. Sam is acting all hinky since being returned from the dead, and Eric is officially blowing Sookie off (while unofficially trying to preserve his access to Sookie nookie). (00:32) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (02:28) - Cover (04:38) - Prologue (14:20) - Chapter 1 (18:21) - Chapter 2 (21:44) - Chapter 3 (26:15) - Chapter 4 (30:02) - Chapter 5 (32:37) - Chapter 6 We are Alice Sulliva...
Jun 02, 2023•42 min•Season 13Ep. 1
Sookie takes part in a vampire casino heist which turns out to be much less awesome than that sounds. Then the mystery of Kym Rowe's death is revealed as a complicated plot involving fairies, werewolves, and maybe a vampire. Right in Sookie's wheelhouse. (00:32) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (01:42) - Chapter 10 (10:25) - Chapter 11 (15:37) - Chapter 12 (20:40) - Chapter 13 (23:36) - Chapter 14 (33:37) - Chapter 15 (38:50) - Chapter 16 (46:31) - Book Discussion (50:55) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , ...
May 26, 2023•52 min•Season 12Ep. 3
The investigation of Kym Rowe's murder swirls around Sookie, but she has too many problems to concern herself with it. She tries to keep her head level when one particular threat makes a personal appearance: Freyda, Eric's would-be vampire bride. We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 19, 2023•48 min•Season 12Ep. 2
Everything seems to be going right for those around Sookie, but she's been through too much to feel right herself. When she gets volunteered to go to a meeting between Eric and his new boss (his bosses keep expiring), she finds herself thrust into yet another Mystery of the Southern Vampire sort. (00:36) - Intro (00:54) - Recap (02:40) - Cover (04:10) - Chapter 1 (14:11) - Chapter 2 (22:04) - Chapter 3 (34:51) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake . Find our other podcast...
May 12, 2023•36 min•Season 12Ep. 1
Sookie has three important things to get done this weekend: kill Victor by committee, host Tara's baby shower, and don't get killed by Sandra Pelt. She intends to accomplish them in that order. The baby shower seems to require the most attention. (00:32) - Intro (00:51) - Recap (01:54) - Chapter 12 (08:34) - Chapter 13 (20:41) - Chapter 15 (27:46) - Chapter 16 (30:27) - Chapter 17 (39:35) - Discussion (44:12) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah Sparkman. Find our other podcasts...
Feb 02, 2023•46 min•Season 11Ep. 4
Sookie manages to cut her connection with Eric, just in time for a whole series of unpleasant surprises ranging from a very naked Alcide surprising Sookie in her bedroom to an equally naked Sookie surprising Bill in his. Also, Sookie and Eric take a drastic step toward solving their Victor problem: they form a committee. (00:40) - Intro (00:59) - Recap (03:23) - Chapter 8 (11:29) - Chapter 9 (20:18) - Chapter 10 (28:15) - Chapter 11 (35:16) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah S...
Jan 26, 2023•36 min•Season 11Ep. 3
Sookie's rummaging in her attic produces two artifacts, one with the magic of nostalgia and the other with the magic of literal magic. She also weathers another mysterious attack at her place of business, which becomes a lot less mysterious when Sandra Pelt returns to the scene. (00:36) - Intro (00:54) - Recap (01:27) - Chapter 4 (11:41) - Chapter 5 (18:05) - Chapter 6 (25:34) - Chapter 7 (37:46) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah Sparkman. Find our other podcasts at armadillo...
Jan 20, 2023•39 min•Season 11Ep. 2
Sookie cleans out her attic and then gets firebombed at her place of work. Both turn out to be equally dramatic. Then she is drawn into yet more vampire drama between Eric, Pam, and their jerk boss Victor. It's a great time for everybody but Sookie. We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah Sparkman. Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jan 12, 2023•41 min•Season 11Ep. 1
Eric's vampire brother Alexei is very not ok. After Sookie solves the mystery of the dead werewolf by getting super high as part of a legal proceeding, Alexei breaks containment and bringing him in is bloody business. On Sookie's front lawn, of course. (00:40) - Intro (01:00) - Recap (02:16) - Chapter 10 (08:27) - Chapter 11 (14:51) - Chapter 12 (24:59) - Chapter 13 (28:00) - Chapter 14 (44:34) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah Sparkman. Find our other podcasts at armadillo.c...
Jan 06, 2023•45 min•Season 10Ep. 3
