Sookie bonds with her weirdo (in a good way) nephew. Then Eric's vampire-dad shows up with Eric's weirdo (in a very bad way) brother. The latter pair prove helpful when Sookie needs some last-minute exhumation done. (00:33) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (02:14) - Chapter 5 (07:42) - Chapter 6 (14:50) - Chapter 7 (16:11) - Chapter 8 (24:40) - Chapter 9 (35:59) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan , Jeff Lake , and Micah Sparkman. Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , li...
Dec 30, 2022•37 min•Season 10Ep. 2
Sookie has a long hard time recovering from her travails during the fairy war. It's good that she gets some time, because werewolf trouble and vampire trouble are never far. After she lets Alcide's pack use her land for a werewolf rager, she finds that the number of bodies buried on her land is higher than even she expected. (00:32) - Intro (00:55) - Recap (02:19) - Cover (03:35) - Prologue (18:01) - Chapter 1 (21:42) - Chapter 2 (29:49) - Chapter 3 (38:08) - Chapter 4 (44:26) - Outro We are Ali...
Dec 23, 2022•45 min•Season 10Ep. 1
Sookie figures that this fairy stuff is getting a little too dangerous even for her, so she calls in some backup. It doesn't help much, and a bunch of awful things happen to just about everybody involved. Fairies are bad news. Note: the audio quality is extra-poor in this episode. The person responsible has been sacked. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Su...
Nov 04, 2022•41 min•Season 9Ep. 3
This whole fairy situation is getting out of control. Amid dire warnings of fae-related danger, Sookie deals with a more mundane menace in the form of violent bigots. She also has to deal with her feuding ex-boyfriends, which for most people would be mundane but for Sookie is a supernatural threat. Note: the audio quality is poor in this episode. The person responsible has been sacked. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed...
Oct 28, 2022•41 min•Season 9Ep. 2
The two-natured reveal themselves to the humans of the world, most people turn out to be ok with it. In Bon Temps it helps that everybody's favorite barkeep Sam turns into an adorable puppy dog. Not everybody takes it so well though, and one killer's brutal response becomes Sookie's problem. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Oct 21, 2022•47 min•Season 9Ep. 1
Sookie enlists her roommate to solve her Tanya problem permanently (but not that permanently). She also encounters the new King of Louisiana and ingratiates herself in her typical style. Then her pledge to answer for Jason's marital fidelity leads her to a very dark place. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Oct 13, 2022•50 min•Season 8Ep. 3
The brewing werewolf war comes to a head, and Sookie's right in the middle of it. Then the brewing vampire war comes to a head, and Sookie's right in the middle of it. Sookie also has to come to terms with Quinn, who won't drag Sookie into a war. Probably. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Oct 07, 2022•46 min•Season 8Ep. 2
Everybody is hanging around Sookie. Bill's hanging around, Tanya's hanging around, no less than two mysterious strangers are hanging around her. The one person who she wants around is Quinn, and he's missing. Perhaps one of these brewing shadow wars will take her mind off of her annoyance. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Sep 30, 2022•46 min•Season 8Ep. 1
The vampire trial is disrupted, but not by Sookie this time. It occasions another mystery for Sookie to solve, which she launches into with her customary verve. Then, a major catastrophe ties all the threads together in a knot... of death. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 20, 2022•43 min•Season 7Ep. 3
Sookie arrives at the vampire hotel for the vampire summit. She meets many people and things, including some interdimensional warriors (surprisingly not her problem), and Quinn's sister (definitely her problem). She also faces perhaps her most difficult challenge yet: keeping quiet during a legal proceeding. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 13, 2022•43 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Sam tells Sookie not to go the vampire summit. Amelia tells Sookie not to go. Sookie's literal fairy godmother tells her not to go. Sookie goes. It's like a beer going to Oktoberfest. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 29, 2022•51 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Sookie's second date with Quinn starts well but goes off the rails when a pack of werewolves drags them into the swamp. Later, Sookie attends the Queen of Louisiana's soiree and learns that bloodbaths aren't just a fun vampire party game. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 22, 2022•45 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Sookie's date with Quinn takes a violent turn as some young werewolves make the mistake of their lives and attack them. After dealing with that and with the now-suspicious New Orleans police, Sookie returns to clean out her late cousin's apartment. Which takes a violent turn as a young vampire makes the mistake of his life and attacks her. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support...
Apr 15, 2022•40 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Sookie spends some time getting her life in order before embarking on a new adventure: dating a tiger. Well, sometimes he's a tiger, and sometimes he's just a tigerish man. Also just about everybody else is trying to involve her in some plot involving the Queen of Louisiana, but Sookie's in no rush. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 08, 2022•44 min•Season 6Ep. 1
After Sookie gets some personal attention from the Bon Temps sniper, she takes a brief hospital vacation before plunging back into the supernatural soup. She and Eric sort out Tara's toxic relationship the bloody way, then Sookie is a partial observer at a were-election. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Dec 17, 2021•53 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Sookie's visit to the were-funeral is dripping with politics and is a downer. Then somebody tries to burn down her house with her in it, which is a double downer. If smooching her boss might make her feel better she's willing to try it. We are Alice Sullivan ( bluebonnetcafe ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Dec 10, 2021•30 min•Season 5Ep. 2
While Sookie helps Jason adapt to his new pantherish lifestyle, a series of shootings throw Bon Temps' supernatural community into turmoil. Is it too dangerous for Sookie to get caught up in it? Yes. Does Sookie get caught up in it? Indeed she does. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Dec 03, 2021•33 min•Season 5Ep. 1
The struggle between the evil witches of Shreveport and the (somewhat) less evil vampires and werewolves comes to a bloody conclusion, and Sookie has a front-row seat. Then Sookie finally discovers what happened to Jason. It turns out when he said his new fling was a tiger in the sack, he wasn't far off. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Nov 26, 2021•36 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Sookie isn't able to make progress in her search for Jason, but memory-free Eric is there to console her. With his penis. Then the Shreveport werewolves (also our favorite rugby team) try to finish the evil witches and they choose Sookie's neighborhood for the showdown. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Nov 19, 2021•46 min•Season 4Ep. 2
With Bill out of town, Sookie makes a New Year's resolution to stay out of trouble. She's able to keep it all the way until the early morning of New Year's Day, when she comes across trouble running down the road. She pulls over and gives it a ride, of course. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Nov 12, 2021•45 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Having successfully infiltrated the King of Mississippi's estate (by letting a sharp stake infiltrate her chest), Sookie executes another dangerous plan to rescue Bill. Then she makes her way home, and there are thugs waiting to attack her everywhere she goes. Unfortunately her relationship with her deadly boyfriend and his boss are getting strained. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Support us on Patreon ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY...
Aug 06, 2021•32 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Sookie and Alcide's night of clubbing has tired them out, so they relax by hiding a dead body that they found in Alcide's apartment. This refreshes them enough for another visit to Club Dead. Sookie manages to get a lead on Bill and an entry into the King of Mississippi's estate by the tactic of intercepting a stake meant for another. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Support us on Patreon ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support...
Jul 30, 2021•35 min•Season 3Ep. 2
On the splits with Bill, Sookie gets a mission to clean up after Bill's mission to Jackson, Mississippi. It involves a musclebound werewolf (is there any other kind?) and some genuine American vampire royalty. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Support us on Patreon ! Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 23, 2021•45 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Sookie has to go to a sex party to get to the bottom of Lafayette's murder. She takes Eric with her, who is a top-notch sex party companion. The party starts out dull but is livened up by a surprise guest: madness. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 23, 2021•47 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Sookie gets trapped in a church dungeon and a series of very unpleasant things happen. She escapes with the help of a brand new vampire and shifters of various persuasions. She's only been in Dallas two days and she's already visited three underworlds. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 16, 2021•39 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Sookie and Bill fly in to Dallas. A creepy priest tries to kidnap her, but they take that as part of the DFW experience. Soon Sookie is busy reading minds for the Dallas vampires and preparing for an ill-considered stealth mission to the local anti-vampire clubhouse. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 09, 2021•38 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We're back with Southern Vampire Mystery number 2! Sookie's vampire boyfriend asks her to chip in at work and read some minds for his vampire boss. On the way, she encounters a witchy predator with a pet pig who turns out to be not very nice. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 02, 2021•37 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Sookie investigates a theft for Eric Northman, which leads to her being covered in blood. The investigation of the Bon Temps murders threatens to land on Jason, but the murderer confronts Sookie herself. Which leads to her being covered in blood. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Mar 26, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Sookie's new sorta-dead sorta-boyfriend takes her to meet his sorta-boss at the Vampire club Fangtasia. Then, when tragedy strikes Sookie's family, Bill administers the Vampiric remedy for grief: vigorous sex. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 . ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Mar 19, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to Bon Temps! We're starting our read-through of the Southern Vampire Mysteries. In this episode, we meet Sookie Stackhouse, a very insightful waitress who befriends Bill, a surprisingly chill vampire. Things are going swimmingly until people start turning up murdered. Hopefully the killer isn't Bill, or his decidedly un-chill vampire friends. We are Alice Sullivan ( @alicemsullivan ), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake ( @jeff_lake ). Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw , licensed under CC-BY 3....
Mar 12, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 1
