#99 The Gospels Horizontally
Our reading today is on fasting. So, naturally we talk about aliens. Bring bong, bring Bible!
Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 99
Let's Get High And Read The Bible
Join Leif Andersen and Geoff Reading as they get high as GOD and read the Bible
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#98 The Gospels Horizontally
Not sure if its the all the Bible verses or the weed. But, aliens bruh.... Also, we got our main man, Jesus the Christ, healing people left and right. Come, BRING BONG! Read the Gospels horizontally with us.
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 98
#97 The Lord's Prayer
It's shorter than you remember! Geoff hates it, Leif loves it. This episode is like a pumpkin spice latte. But, we theology.
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 97
#95 The Gospels Horizontally
We continue with the Sermon on the Mount found in Matthew. Yet somehow we still talk about the abuse of power in the church, aliens and the government using false flags to set up civilization off planet. Bring your Bong, bring your Bible.
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 95
#94 The Gospels Horizontally, The Sermon on the Mount!
OH GOD! We've arrived at the JC's first public sermon in our little dog and pony show right here. Only found in Matthew, It's the sermon on the mount!
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 94
#93 The Gospels Horizontally
We continue in Mark and Luke today. The stories between the Gospels start to deviated from each other more and more from this point on. But, that won't keep us from a good time. PRAISE HIS NAME. Bring Bong, Bring Bible.
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 93
#92 The Gospels Horizontally
Listen as Leif tries to convince Geoff that Jesus actually lived! We are reading the Gospels horizontally BITCHES!
May 29, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 92
#91 The Temptation(s) of Christ & UFO's
We continue our reading of the Gospels horizontally. Today, we find out what Matthew, Mark and Luke have to say about the time Jesus took in the desert. Oh, and we get bummed out on the end of the world.
May 22, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 91
#90 The Gospels Horizontally
When most people read the Gospels, they go Matthew, Mark, Luke then John. Reading the books separately making it hard to see where they differ. When you place them side by side or "horizontally", it brings each author's unique time/point of view to the forefront. BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! Let's worship.
May 15, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 90
#89 Bible, Bongs and Leif.
On today's episode. Leif Smokes a 5 gallon bag of weed and reads Luke 6:27. Not sure what we will call this. But, here's the first! BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! Let's grow his glory.
May 08, 2023•46 min•Season 1Ep. 89
#88 "There are those who curse their fathers"
ELECT! It's Proverbs 30 day, we know you want it, you seekers of wisdom. Also, VAN HALEN!
May 01, 2023•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 88
#87 "It is better to live on a rooftop than..."
Whoever wrote Proverbs 21 hates his fucking wife.... BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE!
Apr 24, 2023•53 min•Season 1Ep. 87
#86 "By Fear of the LORD men depart from evil"
This morning we took one look at Enoch, tucked tail and ran back to Proverbs 16. Sometimes you just need some of that sweet, sweet wisdom literature. TO THE ELECT!
Apr 17, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 86
#85 Is Leif a Christian?
Today we devour Proverbs 7 and Enoch XVI. Why, because we love the fucking Bible. Also, Geoff trys to pin Leif on what he believes about Jesus.
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 85
#84 The Grumpy Episode
Hung over, jet legged and full of the Holy Spirit. We readin' this Enoch come hell or high water.
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 84
#83 Enoch, 100% more Bëastialty then you'd expect.
We try our best to approach the Bible with some piety. If you've been reading along with us through Enoch, you know it's been getting... Boring. Well, fear not! For Enoch 85 get's fudging CRAZY. Enter stage left some sexy cows and them demons that desire them, Biblically speaking.
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 83
#82 "To the Elect" with Jessica and Sarah
I LOVE Jessica and Sarah's podcast "You Can't Get To Heaven in a Miniskirt". Seriously, I binge every episode in my Switchfoot Tee with "This present Darkness" in paperback close by. I love them, soon you will love them. This is a call to the ELECT!
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 82
#81 Car Cast.
Aliens, Country living, Biblical living and drive through some of the prettiest parts of the NW
Mar 06, 2023•52 min•Season 1Ep. 81
#80 Children of the flesh- Enoch.
Enoch is coming to an end, thank fudging GOD. Member the gaints, member. the 450 ft tall giants, that was fun. Come on down to the slow and boring apocalypse which is the last half of Enoch.
Feb 20, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 80
In the days of the sinner, the day's will be shortened
Enough with the weather of heaven Enoch.... We have PTSD from last weeks reading. Geoff tells us what it's like to watch Nirvana play smells like teen spirit before the words were even finished. PRAISE ALLAH!
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 79
#78 Thus She Rises
Enoch XIII. Chariots and stars and bad explanations for astrology oh my!
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 78
#77 "Peace Will Be To The Just"- Enoch
ADHD Enoch for sure! With all the "crazy" going on in the world today, It's at least a little assuring to remember that people have been thinking the world is about to end for a long time.
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 77
#76 Prez
You may know Prez for her part in the "Original Sinfluencer" videos or from her band Gospel Child OR! her and husband Joshua's "Church on your knee's". Folks, as far as podcasts go, we got ourselves a fucking Catalina wine mixer.
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 76
#75 Enoch XI
It might be the most ADHD episode we've ever done. But, Let me just wet your whistle with one verse. "And in those days Noah saw that the earth was curved" Section XI Chap 65
Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 75
#74 Gio Lèon
Gio straight up houses, feeds and clothes the homeless. He's been referenced on this podcast as "one of the only Christians I know". Someone who is constantly motivated by the "love of God" he derives from his Faith in Christ. It was a beautiful thing to sit down and finally have a talk. Even if we come from different sides of the fence, theologically speaking.
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 74
#73 And the Just and Chosen will be Saved on that Day, Enoch II
Did you know heaven acts like a storehouse for all physical matter? That angels let the winds and rain out in their "dew" time. That's what our pal Enoch says.
Jan 02, 2023•57 min•Season 1Ep. 73
#72 The Legendary Mike Squires
From Harvey Danger, Duff Mckagan's Loaded, Ugly Kid Joe, Peter Hook and the Light and The Couch Riff's Podcast. It's fucking Mike Squires!
Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 72
#71 Who is the Lord of Spirits?
The book of Enoch is a powerhouse of apocalyptic awesomeness. Bring Bong, Bring Bible 300 BCE has never been so high.
Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 71
#70 The Sinfluencer
From Punk Rock to becoming a Pastor Josh (and his wife) embody the DIY spirit that brings a tear to my eye. You might know them from their sensatial TikToks (colburski) or from their music (_ gospelchild) Here's an unedited conversation and musical performances that'll make you wanna slap your mamma. MY LONG LOST BROTHER, The Sinfluencer.
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 70
#69 "Armers taught the solution of sorcery" Enoch BABY!
The imagery in The Book of Enoch is absolutely amazing. It's also amazing at getting stoners to get side tracked on UFO talk. Jesus rules, Let's Get High and Read the Bible!
Dec 05, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 69
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