Good Grief. We love this apocalyptic masterpiece! What a trip. It's some intense and confusing imagery, joints are recommended. Also, forth coming on the podcast. The Gospels horizontally. WE CAN'T FUDGING WAIT.
Geoff and Leif missed each other, we needed to catch up a lil'. But, Fuck those giants. We talking portals to heaven heathens. We get a first hand tour of middle earth, you Heard.That.Shit.Right. Saddle up partners! There's a reason they didn't add this book in the bible.
The most Psychedelic book of antiquity! Holy CRAP, we love the book of Enoch. Angels taking on a curse for love of these earth women, 450 foot tall gaints and the head of Heaven's HR department, MF Enoch. Bring Bong, Bring Bible!
Holy CRUD, The Book of Enoch is cooking! The Watchers give up eternity to, biblically speaking, know earth woman. The result, 450 foot tall invisable gaints. I shit you not! Saddle up partners. It's that Goo Goo Dolls Song, It's the CITY OF ANGELS SHIT!
Leif buried his mom last week, consequently it meant digging up his past. We talk about crazy church folk and read possibly the coolest christian book in history! We present to you, The Book of Enoch.
It's another hard chapter for Leif here, one that lead him towards questioning his fundamentalism. If God is all loving why would he be so for something that is so unspeakably horrible. Slaves obery your masters, Fuck Ephesians 6.
Well, this chapter is so annoying to Leif. He took the whole week off, don't get us wrong, we fucking love the Bible. But, good grief. Some of the things it commands are bananas....
Ephesians 3-4. Holy crud there's a lot of run on sentences in here. As a youth, Leif loved this book, does it still hold it's romantic spell on him? Or is Paul just a Jesus Fuck Boy.
Is free will an illusion? Should we use that illusion? Is Axel Rose the savior of humankind... Nope, Just already high as God this morning. Welcome to church!
Ben Libay is a Drummer/Producer. Catch he's latest band Evelyn's Casket on tour. We talk about abuse of power by pastors, Waking up in a gutter at SXSW and healing wounds left by religious trauma.
Another fudging book down! We've now read more books of the Bible then your crazy religious aunt. This unholy community is growing! Bring Bong! Bring Bible!
Leif dresses as Jesus on a dare. Then tries to save the world one hippy bullshit rant at a time.
Dave Dederer is a Seattle institution. He played guitar for The Presidents of the United States Of America, Subset And Duff Mckagan's Loaded. Geoff purchased all new gear for this episode, it all blew up. Thank god for room mics and back up camera angles. And an incredibly fun conversation. Heathens Gather! It's Dave Dederer
Welcome to CHURCH! On today's podcast Revelation 19. If thought Jesus was here to hand out some free fish and fashion sense GUESS AGAIN! He's coming from heaven on a white horse, he's robe is dipped in blood, eyes are on fire and he's got a sword coming out of his mouth!
It’s Church for Adults with ADD! You want some Doom and Fudging Gloom but with a NPR monotone. We talk specifics for our drug church AND read Revelation 15-17. Get Grandma in her favorite radio chair! Bring your Bong, Bring your Bible.
Revelation 13 is the family event of the summer! We have a beast rising from the sea, a new more exalted "Grim Reaper Jesus" with his Seven Seals. And Just for today! Stop at the apocalypse food court and say "I got high and read the bible" and receive a free "Abomination of Desolation Raining blood" plastic poncho
We have stories of mission trips and a book of the Bible that reads like a trip report, IT'S REVELATION BABY! We had to edit out 45 mins of Dave Mustaine stories from this one, Not going to lie, I really wanted to leave it in. But, I did leave in way to much personal shit at the end.
Kevin Wetmore is a Professor, Author, Actor, D&D Enthusiast and a THEOLOGICAL POWERHOUSE. This conversation was insightful, hilarious, open, honest and increibly uplifting. Both in it's application to religion in life today and in the 500mg's of weed I ate.
What can we say, This Magic Medicine Marijuana is... Crazy! So, we talk all around the Bible on this one. Are you ready for some stoner talk about the apocalypse, Good God Almighty. PRAISE HIS NAME! Jesus Rules, weed is cool. Let The Fact Bells RING!
In the Bible we are in the apocolypse but the conversation is in the weeds man! Regardless of denomination, JOIN US! Let's Get High and Read The Book of REVELATION!
Absolutely the most misunderstood and abused book of the canonized bible. Thunder and lighting, visions of great beasts and the end times. Is this a book for our future or a deeper look into our past. Come! Get high as God with us, let's read the bible.
WE FUCKING DID IT! We finished another book of the Bible AND NOT A CUBIT TO SOON!
A smoking mountain, a stiff necked people with a golden calf and the God that wants to kill them all, Exodus 30-35. SADDLE UP! Also, Michael J Squires calls in from his European tour with Ugly Kid Joe.
Geoff evangelizes to an insurance agent. We discuss the pros and cons of starting a cult AND we read the Bible. Praise his name!
Keith Nelson is the real deal. A guitar God, song writer, producer and one of the coolest kindest mf's I've ever met. This conversation is so hot we set the fire alarm off at 14:04, a new record. We talk about Jesus Camps, homelessness and more Bible Then you can Shake a stick at.
As Yahweh is giving his people instruction from the burning mountain top, he doesn't forget the widowed or orphaned. Exodus 22 “Don’t mistreat widows or orphans. If you do and they cry out to me, you can be sure I’ll take them most seriously; I’ll show my anger and come raging among you with the sword, and your wives will end up widows and your children orphans
Kathy Moore is an absolute powerhouse! If you've seen her play guitar you already know this. But, long before transporting audience members to spiritual realms through guitar solos, she was handing out Gospel tracts saving souls from hell. The youngest daughter of a Methodist Minister/Musician. Kathy Moore has got some stories and Geoff and I loved every second of it
Smash Mouth and white supremacy, talk of a let's get high "Weed Jesus Only Fans" and Exodus 21. Bringing the mother trucking boom to your Bible time, strap in heathens!
Lot of crazy shit this week. We found out the Southern Baptist Convention has been shuffling around pedophīles like casseroles at an after church potluck, is there a special place in hell saved for them? We think so. Let's Get High and learn about the 10 commandments
Have you ever just ate shit on stage with Gun's N Roses?! Last week, whilst Geoff was in the throws of Covid. We recorded our best podcast to date (the 10 commandments) and instantly lost it. We've had so many technical difficulties lately that we decided to spend the show talking about it.
