Ezekiel Chapter 2-3
What a time to be alive!? Is World War III popping off? is Christ coming back? Was Christ even real? Lets talk about it.
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 129
Let's Get High And Read The Bible
Join Leif Andersen and Geoff Reading as they get high as GOD and read the Bible
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"Now it came to pass" Ezekiel 1
Couldn't be more excited about this, One of the trippiest books in the bible.
Jun 02, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 128
Luke, Bears and Geoff's MOM!
Leif records his side of the podcast the way the good Lord intended, in nature. Geoff's unimpressed with Jesus, but we meet his mom.
May 19, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 125
Satan, Bathwater and Philippians
We out here trying to praise the Lord remote in the woods of Gig Harbor. We eventually talk about the most used verse of all time. But, first! Weed.
May 12, 2025•51 min•Season 1Ep. 126
We're BACK!
Easter and 420, is there a more beautiful intersection of greatness. We are sorry for being gone so long, Leif's been going through some things. But, WE COULDN'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS. We will be reading about crucifixion of Christ found in the Gospel's of John and Mark
Apr 20, 2025•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 125
#124 Obedience
Its BEEN a minute! I took some time off to work on music. You can now find that musica all of the internet, Just visit lvnlvn.com. Now, we catch up and read the bibe
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 25 min
#123 Predestination
Does God know who's going to Heaven and Hell before we are born? The Bible has some interesting things to say about it. Bring bong, BRING BIBLE!
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 123
#122 "He Get's Us"
No matter what side of the Hobby Lobby you land on this "He Get's Us" campaign is a little "Sus"
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 122
#121 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord."
WHAT IS SALVATION? We are reading Romans 9:10 today (and a whole bunch more) But, we answer the question, what is the Biblical stance on "Salvation" ALSO! Leif's mic was died in the podcast, please forgive any volume issues.
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 121
#120 Tithing
It's a hot button issue, GIVING! What does the Bible have to say about it and why do pastors need a helicopter?
Feb 05, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 119
#119 Brown Jesus
At least one of us loves the Bible. It's the most sexually immoral podcast on sexual immorality to ever have been. We are joined by 4_real_jesus today. The son of man himself. BJC and Geoff shot down every one of Leif's Bible verses.
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 119
#118 The Holy Spirit
How do we interpret what the Bible says about the Holy Spirit? Is it a "Helper" sent by God or the mark of an insane person. LETS SMOKE SOME WEED about it. Bring bong, BRING BIBLE.
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 118
#117 Everyone needs a Hero with Jesse Curlee
Jesse Curlee is.... The BEST! He works in Child protective services Specailinzing in Indian Child Welfare, he's a competitive strong man and he's one of the only people I know that lives up to the title "Christian". If you know Jesse or his amazing wife Carlie, you've undoubtably felt the love beams and happy feelings that come from just being in there presence. Here is a 4 hour, unedited conversation! Enjoy, I know I did.
Jan 08, 2024•3 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 117
#115 The Body and the Blood
The passages in the Bible regarding the Eucharist are surprisingly small. But, the fights they stir up are fudging massive! We fight like an old married couple now.
Dec 11, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 115
#114 The Book of Jude
The book of Jude is one of the shortest books in the Bible, that doesn't it mean its not the best!
Dec 04, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 114
#113 "But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify him!”
We continue reading through the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ in the Gospel of Matthew. Per usual, Leif fucking loves it and Geoff fucking hate it.
Nov 27, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 113
#112 Geoff Hates the Gospel of Matthew
Linda, Linda, Linda, Listen... Linda. We love the Bible. But, we also have to be honest, Matthew is kind of Mid.
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 112
#111 The Crucifixion of Christ in the Gospel of Mark
And immediately! It's Mark's favorite phrase, stuff moves fast in this Gospel. And if you're taking it literally, you can drink poison and handle venomous snakes. Like some sort of freaking Jesus loving Robo Cop.
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 111
#110 The Betrayal of Jesus in the Gospel of Mark
Judas betrays his God with a kiss and Reading gets mad that Jesus was real. Bring Bong, Bring Bible!
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 110
#109 The Crucifixion of Christ in the Gospel of John
It's crazy, for my kind of beauty, to see the gospels very from each other. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were written for different groups of believers at different times and have different rhetorical goals. This week we dive into the Gospel of John and what it says about the crucifixion of Christ.
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 109
#108 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled
Look to the sky, your redemption draws near. These words recorded in Luke almost 2,000 years ago. Words seemingly meant to inspire perspiration through impossibly hard times. Yet, he didn't show. What do you do with a story like this? Luke Chpater 21 on the podcast today.
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 108
#107 The Ascension of our Lord, Jesus
You may have noticed we took some time off, BUT WE'RE BACK BABY! This week we are watching Jesus ascend into Heaven. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John have something to say about this. We almost called this Episode "Finger me, until you believe"
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 107
#106 Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?
Reading the Gospels horizontally has been an amazing experience. These 4 books written at different times by different people of different social and economical status. Which is why it's kind of amazing when the stories actually line up. That's what happens today. The Bible makes sense today! Come see this shit!
Oct 09, 2023•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 106
#105 What is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit and how do we not do that?
MARK 3:21! MATTHEW 12:22! LUKE 11:14! I fudging LOVE the Bible. Bring grandma, Jesus casts outs demons this week.
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 105
#104 Proverbs 31 and Death
Proverbs 31 is amazing, we read it so fast! We will be revisiting it soon. Jeff Stanley sound guy extraordinaire (New American Shame, Green Apple quick Step) passed. So, this episode became me trying to cheer up my amazing friend Geoff.
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 104
#103 The Calling of the Twelve
We've arrived at the calling of the twelve in our "The Gospels Horizontally" series. And we have one question, could they really raise people from the dead
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 103
#102 All things Lilith with Brennan Kettelle
Brennan Kettelle is a PhD researcher at the University of Amsterdam, currently investigating historical associations between Lilith and queerness in 19th-century art and literature. Her research interests also include western esotericism, sex magic, conspirituality, and esotericism and politics.
Aug 21, 2023•2 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 102
#101 Leif goes full EMO!
Dayquil is a hell of a drug. The north and south pole reverses on this one, Leif talks so much shit he has to check himself and Geoff becomes strangely positive. Eventually we get to a great passage in the Gospel of John.
Aug 14, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 101
#100 Is Geoff a Catholic?
Reverend Reading has been found, in Rome of all places. We ask if Aliens have religion and what do they think of ours? Bring Bong, Bring BIBLE!
Aug 08, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 100
#99.5 The Sinfluencer
It's Josh day, tell your grandparents! We talk aliens, first kisses, purity culture, ska and the psychedelic wine juice of Jesus.
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 99
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