Set your 3DS greeting and keep the vita Snoys at the gate. It's Monday Night Noyz Boyz. Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/hcHb9ZI Talking Points: Another walmart VR experience,king tendy,time travel crimes,peter pan bro come on seriously,Monday Night Game Night,HP Lovecraft's dad's cats name,Wii like to party,Kirby channel,team mario babies,12 years of magic,wombo combo,happy feet,dat aint Fox,Gaymond from animal crossing,Homophonic Naruto dog,gheeey,Men of Wo,terrible horrible no good very bad d...
Jun 11, 2025•44 min•Ep. 267
Hello you Absolute Legends and listen in as Aleks tells Tad how #KarlLost This is kind of a weirder episode. We don't usually cover anything on going with e-drama but thought we'd look into it this time to try something new. Also, because Aleks actually knew about Karl Jobst before all this craziness went down. Talking Points: orange guy happy meal,king of kong,serial litigant,Karl go get a new jobst,ApolloLegend,not a court scientist, https://karl-lost.com/,"Known cheater Billy is sueing me for...
Jun 11, 2025•41 min•Ep. 266
Talking Points: THE DISEASE,would it behold,MMO sick,the Walmart cartie corps,Dr. Downdastree,the cleric,old man moment,the thing at the mall,Hello Kitty island adventure,extremely palatable,its true,Look Outside,cboyardee,Tad stops the episode halfway in to tell you about a cool new slur,dentist,just take the fish pills,Chills AI,32 DDD,SamusIsMyWaifu,why would a robot lie,twilight india theory,web 4.0,TRVTH AND REAL,SillyTavern,the jaywalking balloon and the introspective lil chubster Check ou...
May 05, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 265
A deep dive through a forgotten 2006 blog about a strange man and his roommate from Hell. "Bob". (With pictures!) Imgur Album (Important) : https://imgur.com/a/rkKb7rJ Talking Points: Doing the bortman,braindead roommate from hell,collector plates,werent make sense,keep that salt in there,Kid Rock volume 14,burning bugs with a lighter in his room,Antique Dealer,front plage,PEWP_FARTZ,jackbreak,all night bob,comaboy,fugue straight,offin,march ick,he just disappears,America's Value,30 pack is good...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 264
Talking Points: Femblem 4 Genealogy of the Sprunkey War,is Aleks bad at videogames I know I am,self defending,mirked by meteors,Arvis did nothing wrong,consult the blood chart (not homestuck),Glup,optimal inbreeding,doodoo poo poo stinko,syndrome-maxxing,it took me too long to realize snoy was meant to be sony,no little emblem boy,save some turns with this one weird trick! (evil dragons HATE this),green guys,sleep edge,the restrain to have a character named Eyvel who isn't Evil,ironman (not the ...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 263
The thrilling conclusion to the 'Aleks has a crowbar at Walmart' saga. Also, Jesse Pinkman IRL, the most powerful M.A.S.K. team of all and CAVEMAN HORROR Strange YT Link (I dont remember if this is even in the episode but I had it open in my browsers tabs after recording so im putting it here anyway) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrg3ouhBAMU Imgur Album - https://imgur.com/a/IDptJrJ Talking Points: crowbar v prybar,getting banned from the overseer project,Apex CRT,that chameleon twist 2 soun...
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 262
In today's episode: Spongebob! Hip Thrusters! Flayed Skin Gods! Shaq-Homunculous! Honestly, that all seems par for the course for the average Noyz Boyz. Talking Points:big weird man,timdate,the santa claus,ereader,Aleks is much like the hulk,Groovy!,twin peaks temu,not enough christmas joy for everyone,Shaq-munculus,Yippee Totec,the slime cone,the DBZ filler makes the flavor,spider graph,Cryptmaster,Black Myth Wukong,Dr Wheelo's hip thruster,friends vs friends,cheapskate Tad,its a palworld after...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 261
Jaffa calling. Will you answer? Talking Points: jaffa calling,bury the lead,Aleks does girlmath,Aleksdyseus and the gamestore,COPE,pick up that can,coolest 8 year old,fortnite slide,NefariusWizard780,literal dunmer,quest rewards,greaterer idaho news,moregon,cut throat homeowner mindset,the final final year,the POST of all time,spongefan,the game Tad thinks it is,the money men,one month baby,Lynchian,italian post-funk,snobbitude,season of discovery,what are you here for,Aleks does girlmath,MSQ,ol...
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 260
Recorded 10/27/24. Also, at some point Jakeroo busts into Aleks room and his audio gets a little crunchy afterwards. Same happened to Tad when a certain young lady decided to attack the bags on his door. Apologies for the less professional audio. Imgur Album - https://imgur.com/a/0GWlGHN Talking Points: head down eyes up MMO list,bob and crunchy,silly lil guy,not a lil spaz,Jake cameo 13:22,my first mil,battle for hilsbrad,Duratar,quests,ratchet,no clank,protect the player from themselves,lets g...
Nov 03, 2024•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 259
Tad loses his job! Aleks loses his patience! Know who doesn't lose? Boyz Bucks platinum perks A-Listers that's who! Our sponsor for this episode is https://x.com/RawrXDToken Imgur Album of Aleks Art: https://imgur.com/a/mJQfalF Trunks is the drink - https://youtu.be/DmW01hHGXgA WoW guild rage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHdINgFuCWg Talking points: Poison nails,the balance of happiness between Aleks and Tad,PTO pretend time off,based dr bob,office ladies,Novocaine fiend Aleks arc,the conclu...
Oct 19, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 257
Aleks shares his experience with a game that's unironically changed his life. Is this the end of CHUD Aleks? Will I get in trouble if I say trigger? Do I have the pass or only him? Let's find out. Recorded 9/9/2024 Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/QzPBbNd Talking Points: Straight characters wiki,inco g. nito,phoenix wright,professor layton,utawarerumono,other people exist,Shuffle,i wanna shuffle that gator,tomodachi life spaghetti,the worst version of yourself,the artist struggle,Its not like I ...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 256
What started as a quick side note to start a different episode ended up spinning off into the main stage. Tad's childhood home has been demolished but there's still one VHS tape that has what he needs. Aleks googles his old home and memories come flooding back. Join the boyz(tm) for another round of absurdist childhood memories! Also Galaxy Gas. Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/M85LdDW Talking Points: AI if it real,Walmart points,Attaboy medal,triangle shirt salvation army,Single Parent Doc has ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 255
Sources https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Bizarre_Careers_of_John_R_Brinkley/jtXC7M45WZkC?hl=en&gbpv=1 https://www.gutenberg.org/files/29362/29362-h/29362-h.htm#chap_IX Charlatan America's Most Dangerous Huckster, the Man Who Pursued Him, and the Age of Flimflam by Pope Brock https://texasarchive.org/2017_02504 https://youtu.be/fFoXyFmmGBQ John R Brinkley sold the world a cure and boy did he sell! Known as the 'Goat Gland Doctor' he perfected 'The Procedure' which involved surgically ...
Aug 12, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Ep. 254
Aleks' uses scissors to solve a workplace dispute, a mysterious new character emerges in the 3DS sidequest, Tad and Joe make it out of Chicago and Tad becomes a lawyer again! Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/lmtya-noyz-boyz-40-EZjkw3l Talking Points: Fake-o THACO,Zanzibarts Nephew,Aleks Art Update,Megaman,KING ME,Mascot Culture,Aleks so-called-friends,Italian Director Babagucci Babagucci,Pathologic,Cool Horse Pics,Fallout London 500 ciggies,the VR chat knights,the VR toybox,he doesn't get it cha...
Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 253
Aleks and Tad discuss Disco Elysium! The hit game that was all the rage in checks watch half a decade ago! You may be surprised by their different stances on the game, its been a long time since the two hosts have been so divided on a topic! Recorded 7/11/2024 at friggin 3am Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/gtRiVzE Talking Points: Whale man (ex-lover),500 cigarettes,league of legends,Bright,big complicated mess,playing a character,dougie get two runs,glaze Elysium,backseat gamer,FF14 a realm rew...
Jul 15, 2024•2 hr 13 min•Ep. 252
Who done did it? In this LMTYA Game-Show-Special three teams will debate if each of the chosen assassination attempts were real AND how they would do it! Sip Boyz John pitched this idea and I loved it. We whipped this up as a pilot and as such we're a little shaky at first but everyone settles in and this episode became a really fun one to record. Would this be something you'd like to see more of? Music provided by Epidemic Sound ES_Under the Marquee - Guy Trevino and Friends ES_We Just Gotta (G...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 251
Harlan Ellison, much like all writers of the modern age, hates you and everything about you; and thats a good thing(tm). Talking Points: retsupurae, I have no mouth and I must scream,scrooge mcduck,1951 Ford,six flags parking,hey listen what a kick,producer goofy,terrificly accurate mickey voice,4 hours,heroic 5 minutes,carpet poetry,8/8,chinese cargoships,Cordwainer Bird,Man who has only laughed at Disco Elysium: I'm getting a lot of Disco vibes from this,Denny's foodfight,Isaac Asimov,derange-...
Jun 04, 2024•34 min•Ep. 250
Aleks and I take a trip back in time to review our old YouTube channels, Aleks tells me about the little girl who lives in his phone and I wake up as Jeff the Killers girlfriend?? Talking Points: wait until the end of this video chat,Aleks and his Chinese spyware Gaming Phone,Gaming Phone Lore,"The little anime girl that lives in my phone and talks to me",2120AD where feminism has won,Tad tries to destroy Aleks phone,Top of the slop,looking through our old youtube channels,Pre-Aleks era,super gi...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 249
Something a little different. Just a couple days ago I came across Eric Mays who was involved in the Flint Water Crisis. I thought it was funny enough I wanted to share it, but not enough for me to dig and do real research. So just like apparently every other podcast on the planet, I tried to plagiarize wikipedia! I tried and failed because I ended up reformatting a lot of it anyway. Oh well! Talking Points: Call of the wild,tiktok full metal alchemist clips,the well cultured Zalphas,"Point of O...
Apr 17, 2024•39 min•Ep. 248
Talking Points: Keemstar used to eat ants for attention i bet probably i dont know i think thats legally libel,spongebob is putting his nose under the air conditioner,the puppy PRISON,lil poop boy Angus,VIMM SCREWED ME,Github is impossible to navigate,FROGGER,going QUACKERS,the Beetle rating system,kids these days dont know what a frame per second meant,Shut up Rocket,Run Escape on the Wii Browser,Aleks stole Wonderful 101 from Gamestop,agpbootfirm,romhack satisfaction,paper mario thousand year ...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 247
(Originally part of Noyz Boyz 37 and recorded 3/4/2024) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/tZvzC61 Talking Points: Two podcasters figure out the secrets of life and death,Death cannot be infinite,matter cannot be destroyed,Dr Jim Tucker reincarnation theory,past lives,Planck units,time travel caveman,gravity spirits,FUDDERS,the GAIA THEORY,the GREAT FILTER,the MULTIPLE EARTH THEORY,EXTRATERRESTRIAL EVANGELISM,proxima B,greater and lesser infinities,what humans are meant to be,THE SPIRAL,wowie yaoi...
Mar 16, 2024•47 min•Ep. 246
(Episode recorded 3/4/2024 and had half of it split off into the next episode because it was so long! Keep an eye out for that one coming very soon, it was a ton of fun.) I mention it in the episode but please check out the new merch store! And if you're interested in a free T-shirt check out the Patreon for info! /////// SHILL CORNER /////// ► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYA LMTYA shirts! ► https://lmtya.myspreadshop.com/all /////// SHILL CORNER /////// Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/H1iXeAE Ta...
Mar 09, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 245
Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/1xDl8iE The video I sent Aleks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpfGf_bFps Talking Points: Edward Drinker Cope, Othniel Charles Marsh, Joseph Leidy,dog hecking robloxoof irl bridge,old man yaoi,the netflix adaptation,kids just want a hand out (gets 250 acres from the government),punchable gentlemen,the beards,the linkara dinosaur elasmosaurus platyurus,the 500 tooth hershey kiss wrapper,ape-like,4 the gamers,I HAVE THE PAPER THAT MAKES ME THE ARCHEOLOGIST,the hu...
Feb 06, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 244
The story of a rich hollywood family and their dangerous affinity for big cats. Talking Points: Tippi Hedron, the Apocalypto Jaguar puppet,tiger king,stabbing a squishmallow,Independent Film Channel,Seven cats,Batman dinner parties,lions lions lions lions lions,the gangly tigers,Union Guildelines,Judo chops,Menards meat buckets,Tads Werner Herzog impression sounds like Gordon Ramsay,Goosing around on set,monkey film copyright,catling gun,cabela's big hunts,the chris kyle of squirrels,on set diva...
Jan 12, 2024•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 243
(Episode recorded 12/31/2023 maybe 5 hours before the start of 2024 THE FINAL YEAR.) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/paESzx7 Talking Points: THE FINAL YEAR(next year),the NPC maid class,William Wallace,2023 Psychic predictions,a black woman is speaking,listen and learn,yakuza pajamas,trailer park boys,bargain bins of bloomington,the runescape relapse(UNEXPECTED!),dirty goose ornament,The Armenian Scotch-Tape Graverobber,Tad has an interesting 'Olympics' memorabilia,The great patriotic war medal...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 242
The boyz™️ (Aleks and Tad) talk about their AI chicanery, Wal-Mart CART LORE, the PiiU and the Pac-Man holocaust(?!?!) (Episode recorded 11/10/2023) Imgur Album (Required viewing): https://imgur.com/a/fWCga1R Talking Points: Make me chinese,yogscastman,the great ai art debate,the dreamworks guy,AI cheatcodes,facebook marketplace,pods that go hard,demonbane sword,WALMART LORE,the pain frequency,the case of the missing amigo remote,arcblast,arcflash,hacking the 3ds the wiiu and the vita,akibastrip...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 241
(Episode recorded 10/24/2023) Original Full-Stream (including jokes I cut out due to working mostly in a visual medium) - https://youtube.com/live/QPd9g6RZGKc Talking Points: the hookah torch,heat up the nail,I showed my stream key on stream of course,keyboard woes,unions and rice,lawnmower dad gaming,Gee Chicago,the bussey returns,Tad doesn't know what an elk is and thinks its a deer-camel,skip stabbing,calm emergency services,the Red Lobster reformation,zero starts if I could,the poopoo tube,t...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 240
(Episode recorded 9/9/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/ZtES7b3 Talking Points: friendzoning Gale,dis arm oh you mean THIS arm,let the skeleton in,forevrial cucking him and mcLovin it,the spicy silver sword of the astral plane,the haunted copy of baldurs gate,spongebob at the RNC,FE7,meth creatine powder,the heaviest sword,juicing eliwood,Aleks goes full OSRS Settled SwampMan,chudcel,wigglestrat,the potato warriors,nino and jaffar,sincerity is dead,FE Echoes,Superman,punisher skull ripoffs,...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 239
THE SPONGEBOB DENTIST, THE MESSAGE AND ACCIDENTAL GALE HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY! These topics and more in our Noyz Boyz special covering Baldurs Gate 3 (Episode recorded 8/28/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/sAqNYiI Talking Points: eceleb products,Uncle Dane the Predator Main,the furry pound,lawnmower test,emesis blue,Tad Beckdel test,where did the scout VA go,spongebob dentist,poor people healthcare,24 dentist arbys,Tad is the snootiest punk in this episode,goat see signs,the dentist menu,Aleks...
Sep 05, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 238
The Russian history series continues! This episode, Aleks covers the dissolution of the USSR after The Great Human Event of Chernobyl and the fall of the Berlin wall. Also, the drunkest election, Mikhail Gorbachev's pizza palace and even more! Image shownotes: https://imgur.com/gallery/SEa9tW7 Talking Points: soviet quota reporting,russian wagies aka ragies,boneitis,the great human event,meat clown,great russian comedy,chernobyl,AZ-5,everything is fine,battlebots,the human chain,KAZAKHSTAN MENTI...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 237
