28:00 forward we go deep on zelda tears of the kingdom. We remain mostly spoiler free throughout the episode but some mechanics and ideas get spoiled so watch out. Schizo Shirt (in LMTYA blue!) https://imgur.com/a/wKolLOI Also, Tad's zelda clips https://imgur.com/a/5vSGrR0 I want to know your zelda moments! Tell me your favorite moments because this game is amazing and everyone tackles things different. Talking Points: Aleks got Lasik as a kid,Tad got rabies as an adult,BMX racing,it will happen...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 236
(10 minutes pass before we cross the monkey-stream barrier) Some technical issues were present in this episode. We lost both of our source audio so this was a backup discord recording of our audio. I cleaned it up as best I could but you'll notice Joe cutting in and out sometimes sadly. edited from the livestream found here https://youtube.com/live/RoLz3ia0m7c Talking Points: poggies animal house, big hand buddies, how to buy a pet monkey, how to diaper a monkey, HVAC Primate Enrichment Systems,...
Jun 10, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 235
Did you know its actually really easy to hack your New Used New 3DSxl? Eagle eyed listeners may just hear the traditional 'oh they're recording a podcast? Better do the entire kitchen worth of dishes' as well as Aleks' dog Jake just going fucking wild on a toy. Really fuckin it up. *IMPORTANT* We recorded this before Nintendo dropped a new update at the end of May 23. Be smart and find a WRITTEN guide if you want to hack your own 3DS. Or not, im not a hacking-my-3DS-scientist (Aleks is and he's ...
May 27, 2023•57 min
Talking Points: the sexy hitler to mario pipeline, SIGMARIO IS REAL, luigi gets hoe'd, the CYOA Mario books, girlboss peach and the AI algorithm meltdown, take the L(uigi), he never becomes fire mario, soy off, arcade foot, everyone remembers FLUNKY the ghost, Carn-Evil strats for the 2000s, card captor sakura, the raving rabbids machine, more kid Aleks shenanigans, penny slots, INFINITY STOOOOOOONE, Tad leaves his girlfriend in the urgent care to buy comic books, lowdose aspirin, NFL dogtags, s...
Apr 15, 2023•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 234
Tad reveals the secret project he's been working on for the past 2, count em, 3 years! Talking Points: The MINES (Gravel and bitcoin), meth pachyderm, sham WOW of horse poop, hacking your 3ds to watch MORBIUS is surprisingly easy to do, Aleks unironically likes fire emblem now, the Xeno(something) of videogames, the final fantasy of videogames, Warding you away from Ward, telegram hotdog emoji, GREATER IDAHO, The Political Cartoon comes true, putler voldemort, working security, overnight silline...
Apr 01, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 233
It's Christmas time and you know what that means...Grandpa's about to have another 'senior moment' with the Mall Santa and 'Happy Holidays' :-) Tad and Joe take you on a Christmas themed tour of Awful Google Reviews of Mall Santas, Tree Farms, and the worlds most AMAZING Roller Coaster! Original Stream: https://youtu.be/o2STEaP_e7Q Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify ► https://lmtya.simplecast.com/ ► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter ► @Le...
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 232
[Originally streamed LIVE 11/19/22 this has been edited and touched up to be easier for an archival viewing. You can find the original here https://youtu.be/qN-EJa4nXpQ] The POLITICAL SHAKEUP OF THE CENTURY - https://twitter.com/LetMeTellYouPD/status/1597294555510247428 In a special Awful Google Reviews episode Joe and Tad will be browsing Fiverr store and with the live audience's direction, will be spending it on garbage we will regret by the time the stream is over. Check out the website for l...
Dec 15, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 231
[This episode was livestreamed on 11/13/2022 and has been edited to be more enjoyable in an audio only state] Talking Points: pet friends for VERY friendly pets, Shrekfest '22, distillate bubby, "you have to get dry whenever you get wet", DUI Joe, the demon door granny, joe finds a needle, cool caves off the tracks, tad the pumpkincuck, a live domestic dispute, making a portal to equestria, sandy bottoms, the idiot tax, midwest asian food, Joe Buckley was in charge of YOUR votes, hitchbot, cornf...
Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 230
The Finale of Camp Tell You Boutee??!? [gone clickbait. Not Sexual] After part one's introduction to the wonderful and SANE internet demon mommy community, we take part ourselves and through our own letters of intent + Listener submitted stories we put our money where our mommy is and see if we can Netflix n Chill with an 'Astral Pleasure Being' Also, we find out you can just buy one on Etsy for less than $50 which is probably cheaper than the candles. Talking Points: LOSERS, succy math, the FF1...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 229
Hello Campers! Our activity this year is summoning our own succubus's (succubi?) We recount several stories from members of the internet succubus summoning community (Quora, Reddit, 4Chan) to prepare our campers for the quicky-quick with assistance from Drew Brees, Kitten-Morningstar, and the illustrious Mother-Anon You may hear my cat scratching at the door. Ignore him. As far as I know he's not part of the succubus summoning collective. THE FLOURIDE STARE: https://files.catbox.moe/d8bg4m.png [...
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 228
Original livestreamed video: https://youtu.be/GqbPAIHzhsQ In this episode of Awful Google Reviews we cover a variety of camps you can banish your children to so they stop playing Angry Birds on their phone and get some REAL sunshine! We also visit an unfortunate lake and Tad is challenged to taste the goo-goo juice. This episodes hosts are: Tad, Joe and the ETERNAL SHOOTING STAR IDOL Nyaru-Chan! https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu Topics covered this episode: The Blar...
Jul 03, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 227
Welcome to camp 'Tell-You-Boutee!' Your parents paid an exorbitant amount of money for you to be out in these woods. I hope you enjoy the SPOOKY STORIES Counselor Tad, Joe and Kirsten prepared for your first week! (By the way all of them are definitely 100% real and WILL attack if you don't clean up your trash during lunch.) Cryptids in order of appearance: https://imgur.com/a/AjXg7uw Talking Points: man hand hook car door, good clean teen fun, snapchat squanch, fire walk with me in the sky, coc...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 226
Someone said something about 4/13 being a big deal? Not quite sure what they meant by that. But what I DO know is that Tad n Joe catch up, and those morbidly obese TV people drink ketchup. That's a little trick we in the podcast business (or, podophiles as we refer to ourselves in our community) like to employ on the reg (regular.) Primary Goofs: We write every My 600 Pound Life episode, NFT collectible cards, entertaining a high-school boy and competitive knockout game. (I have edited this epis...
Apr 17, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 225
Google Review Roundup #4! We find 'helpful' advice from your hometown heros! In this episode we adopt a horse! Tad also accidentally shows his for real actual credit card information. Oops! Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify ► https://www.lmtya.com ► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter ► @LetMeTellYouPD Official Discord ► https://dis...
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 224
I debut my vTuber persona...on the video version on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pjrrvwkXCO4 In this episode I duet with the fabulous (failed) idol Nyaruu-chan to talk about idol culture, vtubing, parasocial relationships, and how yaoi fanfics could bring down the Chinese government. (Check out Nyaruchuuu's streams below! They're very funny! And good!) 👾Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu 🔴YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/nyaruchuuu 💙Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/nyaruchuuu Talking Poi...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 223
(This Noyz Boyz was recorded 12/8/2021 and was streamed live on Youtube.) https://youtu.be/eCa4-eMl_eY I've edited the original broadcast down and cleaned up the audio to make it better for a purely audio episode. As a result some of the questions got trimmed down or cut out for audio issues or to make things flow a bit better. I kept as much of the fan questions in as I could while keeping the audio brisk enough to not feel too stale. I hope you guys enjoy this episode and have a good Christmas...
Dec 18, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 222
The fellas get Midwest-normal'd and watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993. A total flop turned cult classic! In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not staged. We watched the Super Mario Bros. movie (a special workprint release that you're not allowed to ha...
Nov 30, 2021•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 221
The Super Mario Bros. movie came out in 1993 to an audience that was baffled, confused and unsure of what to think about the finished product. Which was exactly how everyone working on the movie felt through its history! Tad and Joe cover the history of the super mario bros movie and the seven scripts it went through during production! It's an interesting look at what happens to a movie full of talented people doing great individual work but the danger of too much AND too little oversight! From ...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 220
Brian and Tad pick the mind of the mysterious 'fitz' the secret man behind the M7: Escape the Matrix mask. We elaborate on the feelings of mystery and, ironically, freedom that the game elicits in its design. I also make a joke about Spongebob being full of cum. No idea what we're talking about? Check out the stream of our escape or try to break out yourself! ► https://youtu.be/hm0eKi2zlqM ► https://escapethematrix.itch.io/m7-escape-the-matrix (btw the title of this is seven words) Check out the...
Oct 15, 2021•57 min•Ep. 219
Video: https://youtu.be/RDaQ6brJaLQ Audio of Joe and Tad's attempt to find you Helpful Hints from your Hometown Heros! We've done this a few times beforehand on Youtube as a livestream and decided with a little adjusting this could be an enjoyable audio experience as well. Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify ► http://www.lmtya.com ► https://s...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 218
SHEEEEEEESH the Noyz Boyz got a lot to say (respectfully on God fr) about FF7 Crisis Core, Advent Children and Andrew Hussie's public mid-life crisis! This episode originally was going to be re-recorded as Aleks and I had a few more topics (and I had not fully tested my audio setup in the new apartment) but we agreed to put one more Aleks episode out since he has stepped back from the podcast. Talking Points: Tooltime Tad, Crisis Core, Advent Children, Hussie's Midlife Crisis, Psycholonials, Hom...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 217
Episode 1 - 'Rats can also be crayons' We opened a voicemail (413-206-6545) for you to ask your own questions about love, romance, relationships and gettin' down and dirty. We received a lot of submissions! Most of them weren't even people shouting racial slurs! (I apologize for the audio quality. We recorded this after I had moved into my new apartment and I didnt have all of my fancy audio nonsense set up just yet.) Talking Points: KONGress, UvUlas, the jitterbug, sewage sweeties, salo: 8 day...
Jul 26, 2021•43 min•Ep. 216
Leonid Brezhnev is the man at the top for this section of Russia's history. Russia seems to stagnate during the 18 years of his leadership and a medical incident puts Russia's future in the hands of some intimidating men. Also, spies Among Us! (sus sus amogus etc.) Call in phone (413) 206-6545 Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/mTXbT6g Talking Points: whoopie cushions, the 2fort bridge, the bucker war, hungry hungary, the cambridge five, spongebob memes, kgboomer, not so invisible man, the Pepsi ...
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 215
White Boy summer (please GOD don't be a racist thing) is well underway and the Boyz (the white boy part of 'WBS') have a lot to say for themselves. Tad describes his struggle finding an apartment that doesn't have ducks and Aleks gives praise to an unexpected RPG and a tier list of the best Walmart TV sexual assault shows. https://imgur.com/a/vJYBIAF Talking Points: Final Fantasy 7 (I almost called this episode final boy fantasy), Ducks, Mallards, Geese, deck building (mtg and boomer), The Three...
Jun 15, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 214
Low wages, dirty grounds, imported underpaid foreign labor? Truly there is nothing more American than Six Flags! ~~Joe and Tad do casually talk about a few fatal accidents involving theme parks. We don't get too into the details but if thats something that doesn't jive with your jig I wanted to let you know ahead of time.~~ Talking Points: three in the holes, pink slime, three lefts make a right, manly soap, treat yourself with a Milky-Way (tm), a cookout of dads, yes I know I should have had th...
May 24, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 213
Aleks and Tad pick apart what gatekeeping means, pick apart fish to chum the Jackbox waters and pick a side in the Cyberklansman conflict! "You would be wise to listen to this podcast my friend." - Lvl 50 Wizard Tad and Joe will save their six flags rant for another day. Those FASCISTS will have their comeuppance don't you worry. You can find this episodes sponsor at... ► Adventuring 101: A Liveplay D&D Podcast https://www.buzzsprout.com/699721 ( https://tabletopaudio.com for the music durin...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 212
One wasn't enough, Tad Aleks and Joe are back with another Trio Noyz-Boyz! This time its PERSONAL (stories) Talking Points: Freshly bathed Joe Buck, #TadIsOverParty, Minecraft, Valheim, workstation birds, Joe Buck shower story, Amy Schumer defense force, Andy Kaufman, Knife School, nihilism youtubers, loveline, six hour simpsoms, 12 hour badwater, yandere sim, Sally Acorn Skeleton, Back 4 Blood, Payday, Daikatana, UIM Verf, amazon credit cards, $84 worth of candy, balan wonderworld, sqweegee, fo...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 211
The episode you've been waiting for, Tad Joe and Aleks all under three different roofs! We talk about the crazy development of the Snyder Cut, Suicide Squad, the invisible man, indie games, and Joe's dad vacuums his room at one point. It's an all star extravaganza! We even talkabout Svengoolie at one point. Talking Points: sumo hooligans, Japan time, traditional medicine, pro wrestling, leg cramps, Skul the hero slayer, rogue legacy, Arbys, amateur filmmaking, Yojimbo again, svengoolie, the invi...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 210
"Living in the Mojave almost makes you wish for Hydrogen across the globe to simultaneously detonate all at once." - George Van Tassel (probably) In this episode Tad takes Aleks on a trip through the desert to Giant Rock, CA. Beneath Giant Rock lies a secret cave in which Frank Critzer and George Van Tassel learned how to create THE INTEGRATRON. A machine that can transport a man through time. A machine that may have been SABOTAGED by the FBI itself. Sources: (Many good images in this article) -...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 209
Aleks shares the highest hopes and the deepest despairs he experienced while going through the Danganronpa series. (The Audio only RSS feed didn't like the episode being so long so I split it into two halves.) This is a departure of sorts from our normal form (as you might tell from the episode being almost 3 hours long) but we had a lot of fun with this one so I decided to post the episode anyway. Relevant links: https://youtu.be/dyQFJnRSeSY?t=35 https://imgur.com/a/tLljFkq Check out the websit...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 208
