#97 - Damn Ice

Up here in sophisticated New England we've had a tough, cold winter with a lot of snow. We assume it's been worse in places like Minnesota and Canada ... but we don't care. Spring can't come fast enough as far as we're concerned. Just the other day, Johnny was up on his roof shoveling snow because water was leaking into his living room. His ladder was frozen solid and he needed a sledgehammer to "fix" it. We all want the warm sunshine, now. It's gotten so bad we even miss the mosquitoes.