#190 - ImPeach Pits
While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.
Dec 20, 2019•11 min
Legends In Their Own Minds
Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.
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#189 - At A Loss
Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think. Will he survive? Or is he officially doomed?
May 09, 2019•10 min
#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers
In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead. Don't ask Dave, though. That'll just get him started again.
May 01, 2019•11 min
#187 - USA, Party of 3?
Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.
Oct 17, 2017•11 min
#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress
Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.
Oct 04, 2017•10 min
#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?
Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!
Sep 06, 2017•13 min
#184 - Grumpy Old Men
Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.
Feb 07, 2017•10 min
#183 - Super LI
Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.
Jan 27, 2017•11 min
#182 - LinkedOut
Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?
Jan 20, 2017•11 min
#181 - Dialect Dilemma
Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.
Jul 15, 2016•10 min
#180 - CPAP Smear
Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!
Jul 08, 2016•10 min
#179 - The Roadside Address
Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.
Jun 24, 2016•10 min
#178 - I'm Wedding My Pants
Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.
Jun 18, 2016•10 min
#177 - Old and Uncool
Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.
Nov 05, 2015•11 min
#176 - Play The Trump Card
We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.
Oct 21, 2015•12 min
#175 - Is 10 Enough?
Is ten people living in a small house too much? Paging Captain Obvious.
Sep 30, 2015•10 min
#174 - Movin On Down
Some people say moving to the south is a downgrade. We think those people are very smart.
Sep 25, 2015•10 min
#173 - None Of The Above
We're ambivalent about this crop of presidential candidates. We're not so blasé about past winners.
Aug 05, 2015•11 min
#172 - Everyone Loves A Good Move-ment
Dave's movin' south. And by south, we don't mean the N**meg State.
Jul 15, 2015•7 min
#171 - American UnExpressed
Johnny gets lots of credit card offers. Don't they know his wife has final disapproval?
Jun 26, 2015•10 min
#170 - Words to the Unwise
There are an amazing number of words that you should never use and stuff. Irregardless, it's very hard not to, honestly, just literally have your head maybe explode.
Jun 16, 2015•10 min
#169 - Shawshanked In Alcatraz
If Dave & John broke out of prison, what would they do? The answers made Johnny fraidy scared.
Jun 11, 2015•13 min
#168 - Com-spastic
Comcast customer service is an oxymoron. The rep who spoke to Dave is a bona fide moron.
Jun 02, 2015•10 min
#167 - Rent-A-Reek
Dave's car is in the shop and his rental car should be. We're talking scratches and the aroma of wet dog. But, enough about his personal life.
May 29, 2015•12 min
#166 - Sons of Malarkey
Johnny's a biker, but he's not in a gang. He thinks that's a Waco idea.
May 19, 2015•10 min
#165 - Stent-ion Convention
It's been a year since Johnny had a heart attack. He's fine now. However, his next scheduled procedure might end up being an even bigger pain-in-the-ass.
May 07, 2015•11 min
#164 - White Fright
Johnny and Dave are unashamed white men. Ben Affleck, however, has taken his white guilt to a whole new level. You might say he's a slave to political correctness.
Apr 30, 2015•11 min
#163 - She Said She Said
When Johnny's wife speaks, everyone listens. Because, according to him, nobody knows what the hell he/she's saying.
Apr 08, 2015•11 min
#162 - Trial In Era
It's a trial living in Boston. Bad traffic. Cold and snow. Democrats. No death penalty. Texas is looking pretty good right about now...
Apr 01, 2015•10 min
#161 - Whistler's Mutter
We all know Johnny is easily irritated. What he doesn't know is why some people insist on whistling in public, thus causing him to hit a sour note.
Mar 12, 2015•11 min
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