#90 - Super Bore XLVIII

We love NFL football. That's because we're unapologetic, red-blooded American men. So we, like about one-hundred million like-minded US citizens, plopped ourselves down in front of our flat screens with our chips, dip and adult beverages of choice and watched as the Seahawks decimated the Broncos in one of the most lop-sided and boring Super Bowls in recent memory. When the best part of the game was Bruno Mars' halftime show, you know we have truly been "Locked out of Heaven."