#113 - 26.2 Miles of Hate

At the risk of coming off as un-patriotic, anti-health, or just plain insensitive, let's make one thing perfectly clear;WE CAN'T STAND MARATHONS! And we reserve a special place in our admittedly despicable hearts for the the annual spring imposition which is the Boston Marathon. Our fair city is already congested with so much traffic that when they close some of the main thoroughfares for the annual running of the Kenyans, our town virtually shuts down. We are well aware of the significance of the 2014 event due to the now infamous bombings "allegedly" perpetrated by two extremist pieces of Chechen fecal matter in 2013, but nonetheless, we have always despised this race and it may have something to do with the Grand Canyon and gazelles.