#111 - 3 Seconds of Glory

Everyone knows about the "three second rule,"right? It basically states that if you drop a piece of food or candy on the floor or ground, you have three seconds to pick it up and then you're allowed to eat it without reservation. Never-you-mind that scientists have proven that bacteria attaches instantly; not to mention the strong likelihood that plain ol' dirt adheres pretty quickly as well. Dave and Johnny are not going to let the threat of a potentially crippling gastro-intestinal illness dissuade them from enjoying a luscious convenience store brownie or a savory peanut M&M. After all, a little filth in your diet builds character and those three little seconds might quicken your stagnant reflexes.