Episode 56 - crap in the carburettor, scratching our balls, and snails for dinner
Today Ron talks about a blonde who has car trouble. A man who has no balls to scratch, and finding snails on the beach for a dinner party.
Dec 04, 2012•11 min
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Episode 55 - Walking on water, a clean hangover, booze and worms
Todays our podcast returns with our own intro song. We talk about walking on water, an alcohol that gives you the cleanest alcohol ever along with a strange side effect, and a story about booze and worms.
Nov 30, 2012•9 min
Episode 54 - Smokes and condoms, a snoring soldier, and feeling like a woman
Today Ron talks about how two old woman smoke cigarettes in the rain. How to sleep in a room at night with a snoring soldier. We end off the podcast on what it feels like to be a women.
Nov 28, 2012•10 min
Episode 53 - The pig with the wooden leg, mini vs royce, and feeling like a woman.
Today Ron talks about how video games help you learn English. We share a story about a pig with a three medals and a wooden leg. A competition of luxury between a mini and a rolls royce. Finally we talk about what it is to really feel like a woman.
Nov 27, 2012•13 min
Episode 52 - Bill Clinton and his wife, be careful, and drafted by the army
Today Ron talks about a forty year old secret that Bill Clinton has kept from his wife. We also talk about why a husband tells his wife to be careful when cooking breakfast. We end todays episode with a story about a man who got drafted into the army.
Nov 22, 2012•13 min
Episode 51 - Bacon tree, overdraft, saving a bush, and the story of a period
Today Ron talks about a tree make of bacon. We also hear a wonderful story about saving bush, and an exciting story about a period.
Nov 21, 2012•10 min
Episode 50 - The law student, two cross nuns, a lying wife, and don't step on the ducks
Today is our 50th episode. We celebrate it with the best opening theme song of all time, and some really funny jokes.
Nov 19, 2012•11 min
Episode 49 - Your gonna die, game for old people, why dogs are better than woman, and my friend died
Today Ron speaks a woman with a terminal sickness. Top games for old people. Reasons why dogs are better than women, a friend who died by accident.
Nov 18, 2012•11 min
Episode 48 - It's good to be a bear, IRS issues, old is when, and being amish
We got a lengthy episode for you guys today about being a bear, IRS issues, you know your old when, and being Amish. The show is also interrupted by a bell ringing at the end.
Nov 13, 2012•11 min
Episode 47 - Car accident, more fighting, and the story of three balloons
Today Ron talks about the meaning of a T-bone. More stories about things not to say in order to not start a fight. We also discuss the story of a family of three balloons.
Nov 02, 2012•8 min
Episode 46 - Getting a haircut, and then the fight started
Today Ron talks about a deal between father and son in regards to being able to drive the car. We also discuss things that you should not say to your girlfriend of wife incase you want to start a fight between the both of you.
Nov 01, 2012•9 min
Episode 45 - Night stand picture, an old man and a frog, and commitment
Today Ron talks about a secret that no woman should keep from a man. We also talk about an old man who finds a talking from, and the differences between being involved and commitment.
Oct 25, 2012•8 min
Episode 44 - Talking to yourself, and a cuckoo clock
Today Ron talks about a grandpa and how he keeps calm in the grocery store. We also talk about a really cool million dollar question.
Oct 23, 2012•9 min
Episode 43 - Men vs Women
Today Ron talks about the differences between men and women
Oct 10, 2012•8 min
Episode 42 - 9 to 5, breakfast slang, and you might be too drunk if...
In today's episode Ron talks about working from 9 to 5 and leaving work early. We also talk about breakfast slang for truckers, and the meaning of double double. We also talk about signs that let you know if you are too drunk.
Oct 09, 2012•8 min
Episode 41 - Blonde mortician, don't ask these questions, and a password audit
Ron is back in Today's episode talking about a blonde moritcian, questions that you shouldn't ask people who you have just met, also the double meaning of characters, and captial.
Oct 08, 2012•11 min
Episode 40 - 12 Inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk wanting a push
Ron's evil brother Bob hosts todays episode with his evil jokes about a 12 inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk man wanting a push in the middle of the night.
Oct 05, 2012•7 min
Episode 39 - Urine sample diagnostic machine at Wal-Mart, and a speeding Granny
Today Ron talks about a new machine at Wal-Mart that checks whats wrong with you through urine samples. Ron also tell a very funny joke about a speeding granny.
Oct 04, 2012•10 min
Episode 38 - Community service, a winning toast, and crawling home from the pub
Today Ron talks about a barber that gives haircuts for community service. We hear an award winning toast, and a drunk man who has to crawl home from the pub.
Oct 02, 2012•11 min
Episode 37 - A call out of the blue, dumb lawyer questions, and will toilet paper make your breasts grow larger?
Today Ron talks about a phone call out of the blue, some really dumb lawyer questions, and the answer to the question will toilet paper make your breats grow larger?
Oct 01, 2012•11 min
Episode 36 - Marriage counsel , the doctor with bad and worse news
Today Ron talks about a couple take seeks marriage advice, and a doctor that has bad and worse news for one of his patients.
Sep 26, 2012•7 min
Episode 35 - Advertising for a psychotherapist, and jokes about idiots
Today Ron gives you a life changing tip about a website that will change your life. You will also learn about what kind of signs a psychotherapist wouldn't want to use for their business. We finish off with some jokes about idiots
Sep 25, 2012•11 min
Episode 34 - airplane vibrations, helicopter fan, hang to dry
Today Ron talks about why an airplane had vibrations in the sky, why blondes shouldn't fly helicopters, and why you shouldn't hang people up to dry.
Sep 19, 2012•8 min
Episode 33 - My skydiving adventure, running over lawyers, and oxymorons
Today Ron talks about his recent skydiving adventure, a joke about running over lawyers, and some sentences with oxymorons.
Sep 18, 2012•9 min
Episode 32 - How your brain learns English
In this episode Ron shows you an amazing secret how your brain will start understanding English from words and sentences that don't make any sense.
Sep 17, 2012•9 min
Episode 31 - A drunk at a biker bar, little people, and a tap on the shoulder
Today Ron talks about a drunk man at a biker bar. A cashier and a little person. A taxi ride that scared the daylights out of the driver.
Sep 14, 2012•9 min
Episode 30 - Slowing down or a complete stop, 5 blondes and a blind man, and family politics
Today Ron explains the difference between slowing down and a complete stop, we also have a blind man walking into a bar with five blonds. We finish off the podcast with an understanding of family and its comparison to politics.
Sep 13, 2012•8 min
Episode 29 - Tennis elbow, and a honest priest
Today Ron talks about a man who had a bulge in his pants, a priest who is extremely honest.
Sep 12, 2012•10 min
Episode 28 - Nagging wife, farting husband, and trophy wife
Today Ron talks about a man whos nagging wife died, a husband that farts too much in the morning, and how a man can get a trophy wife.
Sep 10, 2012•11 min
Episode 27- The blonde with two red ears, a peacock for a son, and head of the household
Today Ron explains why you should not talk on the phone while ironing, why sleeping with a peacock is a bad idea, and who really is the head of the household.
Sep 07, 2012•9 min
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