Episode 86 - Dumb criminals, and stupid label descriptions
Today Ron reads us a couple stories about dumb criminals. We also read and explain some stupid label descriptions from around the world.
Apr 26, 2013•11 min
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Episode 85 - Famous dead people, shipwrecked with a supermodel, and poor Mike Tyson
In Today's podcast we discuss how famous people prove that they are who they say they are. What would happen if you were shipwrecked with a supermodel, and why Mike Tyson is so sad.
Apr 18, 2013•10 min
Episode 84 - Chuck Norris Quotes
In today's podcast we discuss the most famous quotes by the greatest martial artist of all time. Chuck Norris!!!
Apr 13, 2013•10 min
Episode 83 - Satan's sister, losing memory, blondes and basketball
Today Ron talks about someone who has been living with Satan's sister. We also have a joke about memory loss with age.
Apr 05, 2013•9 min
Episode 82- The formula for water, Indian taxi, shower instructions, lather, rinse and repeat
In Today's episode Ron talks about H2O. Fast Japanese cars and Indian taxi's. A gift for a wife that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds flat. The difference between vacancy and vacuum. We end off talking about a blonde taking a shower forever and why.
Apr 02, 2013•10 min
Episode 81 - What is ology? Boys with strange names, a ring and an election
In today's episode Ron talks about the meaning ology. We also have a hard time reading a joke about boys with strange names. We discuss different kinds of ring and how elections work in different countries.
Mar 28, 2013•10 min
Episode 80- Don't has, the man with the ferrari, the talkative wife
Today Ron talks about why you should never say "don't has". We also talk about why a man who owns a Ferrari is sad and crying. Blondes who go to Disney Land, and a wife you talks way too much on the phone.
Mar 26, 2013•9 min
Episode 79 - Introducing English Funcast U
In today's episode Ron discusses the launch of English Funcast University. We also have some funny blonde and engineering jokes for you.
Mar 23, 2013•15 min
Episode 78 - Computer and Blonde jokes
In Today's Episode Ron tells a few funny computer jokes, and we once again share some amazing jokes about blondes.
Mar 18, 2013•8 min
Episode 77 - Hotel Amenities, something fishy, and why mens lives are easy
Today we discuss why you should always use all the hotel amenities. We learn what the meaning of something fishy is. We end the episode giving reasons why mens lives are so easy compared to women.
Mar 15, 2013•8 min
Episode 76 - Texas highway patrol, cool your heels, and double negatives.
Today Ron talks about three blondes applying for a job as a Texas highway patrol. What it means to cool your heels, and the meaning of a double negative.
Mar 08, 2013•10 min
Episode 75 - Shot in the heart, ordering some woop, and playing poker
Today Ron talks about a woman who wants to join her dead husband. A man in a restaurant who orders something called woop, and how a man lost his wife playing poker.
Mar 06, 2013•10 min
Episode 74 - Man of the house, how to fake that you understand English, and smoking dads
In Today's podcast Ron talks about a man who thinks he is the man of the house. We also learn what to say in English even though you might not understand what is being told to you. We have three boys share stories about how their dads smoke.
Mar 02, 2013•10 min
Episode 73 - Expensive perfume, don't drink and drive, and a very good salesman
In Today's episode Ron talks about women and their expensive perfumes. We also talk about why you shouldn't drink and drive. Finally we have a few good jokes about some incredible salesmen.
Feb 28, 2013•12 min
Episode 72 - Worlds smartest dog, e-mail from hell, and putting an ad in the paper
In today's episode Ron talks about the worlds smartest dog, a man on vacation that sends an e-mail to the wrong person. We also discuss a man who puts an ad in the paper searching for his lost dog.
Feb 26, 2013•11 min
Episode 71 - Peking duck, newlyweds, and a pen for outer space
Today Ron talks about a peeking peking duck, how newlyweds can pretend to be not newlywed, and a special pen that can write in outerspace.
Feb 22, 2013•7 min
Episode 70 - Reflecting on the porch, a dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk
Today Ron makes his return to the English Funcast podcast after spending some time in New York. We discus an old lady reflecting on her porch, a race dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk that actually said something smart.
Feb 19, 2013•10 min
Episode 69 - The smarter scientist, who shot the beaver, and the wonders of plastic surgery
Today Ron talks about different scientists making discoveries in their cities. We learn a good analogy about a beaver, and we finish off with women who had amazing plastic surgery done that you will never guess who wasn't able to guess who she was.
Jan 24, 2013•11 min
Episode 68 - Never tease a gorilla, drinking tea stops fights, and lifesavers are...
Today Ron talks about why you should never tease a gorilla or a man for that matter. We also talk about how having a mouthful of tea will help women stop fights with their husband. We also discuss the different flavors and colors of lifesavers.
Jan 21, 2013•11 min
Episode 67- Boxers, briefs, g-strings, and thongs. Fifty bucks if fifty bucks, and a blone expecting twins.
Today Ron explains the different types of underwear. We tell a story about an old couple and a helicopter ride, and finish off talking about a blonde who is expecting twins.
Jan 17, 2013•12 min
Episode 66 - How to shower like a man and a woman
Today Ron talks about what how men and women take a shower step by step.
Jan 14, 2013•10 min
Episode 65 - Blondes and buses, three dogs, and the lost husband
Today Ron talks about blondes riding a double decker bus. Three dogs and their misbehaviour, and a cat that always finds its way home.
Jan 10, 2013•11 min
Episode 64 - Shrink vs Bartender , magic mirror, and the moral of the story is...
Today Ron talks about how a bartenders advice is sometimes better than an expensive shrink. We also discuss a magic mirror, and what the moral of some childrens stories are.
Jan 07, 2013•12 min
Episode 63 - Birthday wish, two important qualities, and I don't like the looks of this
Today Ron talks about a wifes birthday wish. We learn two important qualities of a doctor, and why I don't like the looks of this.
Jan 02, 2013•8 min
Episode 62 - The New Years Special
Today Ron talks about his new years resolutions, tips for improving English for the New Years, and a few jokes about the end of the year.
Dec 31, 2012•10 min
Episode 61 - Christmas Special
Today Ron tells us a few xmas riddles, some santa jokes, and 15 ways to confuse santa on xmas.
Dec 26, 2012•9 min
Episode 60 - Some poetry, discount at the dentist, a dehydrated hydra, and I can't see my wife
Today Ron shares a beautiful poem with us. We discuss how to get discounts from a dentist. A hydra walks into a bar, and wife this an can't see his wife for a few days.
Dec 13, 2012•10 min
Episode 59 - Clothing sale, first class to athens, safest things to say to a woman
Today Ron talks about a clothing sale that is too good to be true. We learn how to speak blonde to a woman on a flight to Athens, and we learn how to speak to woman without getting into trouble.
Dec 11, 2012•10 min
Episode 58 - Return of evil Bob, wanted ad in paper, how was I born? and driving angry
In today's episode evil Bob has escaped from the basement and has locked our usual host Ron in a cage in the basement. Bob talks about a wanted ad in the paper, how people are born, and why not to drive angry.
Dec 10, 2012•7 min
Episode 57 - Labor pain, porch or a porche, and spoiled milk
In Today's episode Ron talks about a woman delivering a baby, the difference in pronounciating porch and porche, and why some milk is called spoiled milk.
Dec 08, 2012•9 min
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