On this week's episode, Scotty has a bad day at work, and Men's Health month has kicked off. Angel Hernandez has finally retired from baseball, and the Edmonton has at least one very awesome fan. Have you ever accidentally dropped a baby, and what weird thing makes you call it quits on the internet? Is it weird to eat a Snickers bar upside down, and what's something men will never tell a woman? What are the best video game characters of all time, and could you do something unruly at a hockey gam...
Jun 05, 2024•1 hr 36 min
On this week's episode, JP actually did something, and Mike's niece comes into town. Scottie Scheffler may not have broken the law, and it was on video. Have you ever woke up next to an uglier version of who you went to bed with, and how slow does someone have to be going until you pass them? Which event would you automatically win the gold medal, and how do you know we are from the midwest? What are the most underrated movies of all time, and could you stomach Derek in a sumo wrestling outfit? ...
May 29, 2024•1 hr 45 min
On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph has a very talented dog, and Scotty's wife almost got scammed, Scottie Schefflera gets arrested, and Harrison Butker is selling quite a few jerseys after a controversial speech at a college. Have you ever tried to twerk, and how bad does a portal-potty have to be before you choose not to use it? If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be, and how would you describe your fashion style? What items would you use in a barber shop Battle Royale, and could ...
May 22, 2024•1 hr 30 min
On this week's episode, Derek is back from his first week of Minor League Baseball, and Scotty goes to the Emo Orchestra again. The $2M VIP pass to the Tyson VS Paul fight may not be worth it, and Tom Brady will be a broadcaster on FOX. Have you ever blown an engine, and how many streaming services are too many? What is something that was not fun as a kid but awesome as an adult, and what is the worst thing to say to someone after they tell you they love you? What are some strange things to put ...
May 15, 2024•1 hr 27 min
On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster truck, and what movies would be better if the main protagonist were fat? What are your favorite dog breeds, and could you wear a "Guardian Cap" all o...
May 08, 2024•1 hr 41 min
On this week's episode, Derek is back from Japan, and he misses their toilets. LeBron is out of the playoffs again, and Michael Penix Jr gets drafted by the Falcons? Have you ever been booed off the stage while attempting to sing karaoke, and how many days after a birthday will you still say happy belated birthday? What's a good name for an Amish adult film, and if your ex was a street sign, what would it say? What items would you be furious if your spouse sold them in a garage sale, and could y...
May 01, 2024•1 hr 28 min
On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Wichita, and Scotty gets recognized in public. The new Detroit Lions jerseys are absolutely awesome, and Caitlin Clark is getting paid thousands to play in the WNBA. Have you ever use a porta-potty for number 2, and have you ever hooked up with someone even though you knew it was a bad idea? At what point is it time to replace your pillow, and what are some rejected Family Feud categories? What are the worst smells in the world, and could you only go n...
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 43 min
On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Nebraska, and Scotty loses his temper on the golf course. UFC 300 was pretty awesome, and OJ Simpson has finally bit the bullet. What Youtube rabbit hole have you gone down, and have you ever used the women's restroom? What is the maximum amount of time you will drive behind a logging truck, and what are some Disney lines that can be used in the bedroom? What are your favorite Disney songs, and can you catch a chair thrown from a balcony? Enjoy another...
Apr 17, 2024•1 hr 32 min
On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back from Arizona, and Scotty has the worst case of brain fog ever. "The Diddler" is still on the loose, and explain the eclipse flat Earthers. Have you ever watched someone change through a window, and have you ever regifted a gift to the person who originally gave it to you? How long is too long for someone to order food, and what is your favorite memory from the 90's? What skills do you wish you had, and have you ever been walked in on? Enjoy another hi...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 37 min
On this week's episode, Lizzo quits because she doesn't like people calling her fat, and P Diddy is now "The Diddler." Have you ever broken a remote because of a sporting event, and how long after a long relationship can you get into a new one? What is a bizarre profession you'd never do, and what is the worst way to be dumped? What movies have titles that could pass as adult films, and could you call people to tell them they are being cheated on? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!...
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 19 min
On this week's episode, Travis is back after being rejected by Pauly Shore, and Scotty golfs in freezing conditions. KU makes a quick exit in March Madness this year, and Nickelodeon scandals have ruined some people's childhoods. Have you ever almost died, and how much is too much to pay for an Only Fans subscription? What's something you can say about a pool, but not your wife, and what should be the new tornado ranking system? What would be the worst way to end it draft, and how would you reac...
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 47 min
On this week's episode, Derek, Scotty, and JP play in a poker tournament, and Scotty can't play video games that have sharks. A head coach gets fired right before a post-game interview, and Justin Fields is headed to Pittsburgh. Have you ever done an Irish accent, and how many Onlyfans subscriptions are too many? What does JP actually stand for, and what is your favorite prank you have ever participated in against your friends or family? What are the worst wedding gifts, and would you rather liv...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 30 min
On this week's episode, Steve Peters opens for Pauly Shore, and Scotty enjoys some edibles. Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat Jake Paul in a boxing match, and NFL players are on the move to new teams. What would you do if a bum fight broke out in front of you, and how old is too old to start a family of your own? How do you handle rejection, and is gambling an addiction if you aren't losing money? What are your favorite Adam Sandler movies, and would you hang out with a tiger with the "Tiger King?" ...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 26 min
On this week's episode, the OG crew is back, and Scotty survived his vacation. Derek has an interesting day at work, and Jeremy got a new dog. Have you ever been so intoxicated you started speaking with a different accent, and have you ever recited an entire movie around a bunch of friends? When do you start swinging in a marriage, and how much money would you feel comfortable to loan to a friend? What is something you should never touch with your tongue, and what are some rejected Easter mascot...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 31 min
On this week's episode, Wichita comedian Travis Cagle makes his first appearance on the Laughing On The Sidelines podcast, and Scotty is finally going snowboarding. What is your ideal vacation, and will JP finally convince his first comedian crush? Have you ever told a joke and immediately regretted it, and what is too dark to be dark humor? What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child, and what famous movie quote would be better if it were said by Samuel L. Jackson? What is your favorite C...
Feb 28, 2024•2 hr 20 min
On this week's episode, Derek get's ridiculed for winning a completion 2 times, and Scotty has a dumb in-law. The NBA All-Star game is a joke, and we need to stop having Super Bowl parades in Kansas City. Have you ever pooped on an airplane, and how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies is too many? What is something you wish you could forget forever, and what are some rejected Make-A-Wish requests? What are the worst fads of all time, and could you only wear tap shoes and mesh tank tops for the rest...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 32 min
On this week's episode, JP has a mouse in his room, Scotty watches Putin misdirect, and Mike enjoys his team winning the Super Bowl. A Swedish water park explodes, and Brittany Mahomes may not be that bad. Have you ever gone streaking in public, and how many rings is it going to take until we start calling Mahomes the GOAT? What would you want Cupid's arrow to do if it didn't make you fall in love, and what gets you kicked out of a Super Bowl party? What are the best Super Bowl halftime shows of...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 37 min
On this week's episode, JP gets his car fixed, and one of Scotty's coworkers has some fun with JP. There is a new rapper on the scene named Misdemeanor Mike, and Dear Lord baby Jesus, don't let the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. Have you ever lied on a medical form, and how many pairs of Crocs should you own and still be allowed to hang out with us? What is the dumbest thing you have ever done, and what would you do if you were snowed in? What are the worst names to give your dog, and would you ...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 31 min
On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejected name for male enlargement surgery? What are the worst celebrity baby names, and could you sell cats door-to-door? En...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 34 min
On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during sexy time? What are the worst songs to hear at karaoke, and could you ever heckle the Paralympic Games? En...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 46 min
On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they do not want to have sex, and what is the worst thing to have in your car in the event of an emergency? What are the most annoying commercial jingles, ...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 34 min
On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what historic events should never be turned into a musical? What are the whitest names, and would you rather have no AC ...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 59 min
On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenien...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 27 min
On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions yo...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 29 min
On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would ...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 54 min
On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your pho...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 55 min
On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 46 min
On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some reject...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 38 min
On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints? What is the rejected name for the Plan B pill, and what is a movie title that describes you in bed?...
Nov 22, 2023•2 hr 11 min
On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How would you trigger an entire fan base in one sentence, and what are they going to start calling Black...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 59 min
