On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What are some movies you loved as a kid, but realized they are terrible movies as an adult, and would you prefer ...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 42 min
On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on the heater, and what advice are we going to get from Jeremy? What were the worst things about high schoo...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 55 min
On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate more than anything? What celebrities had the best wrestling appearances in the WWE/WCW, and would you h...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 27 min
On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What's a rejected name for a lesbian bar, and what's the name a Disney Parody adult movie? What items would you draft in a hardware store Battle Royale, an...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 34 min
On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and it sounds more and more like there will be a Laughing On The Sidelines Live 2. Miami has massive coaching blunder that leads to a loss to Georgia Tech, and the officiating is pretty sus in another Chief’s game. Is obnoxiously loud sex overrated or underrated, and how much hair is too hairy when it comes to a woman’s sex appeal? What should a gynecologist never do during an examination, and what fictional character would be great as your local wea...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 48 min
On this week’s episode, a fan had a “hunting” koozie made, and there may end up being another LIVE show. Angel Hernandez still sucks as an umpire, and we all need to band together and root against the Kansas City Chiefs so every cutaway shit from the game is not Taylor Swift in her private box. Are cults overrated or underrated, and how much is too much to pay for a concert ticket? How old does a woman have to be considered a cougar, and what is something you might hear in a Muppet adult movie? ...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 39 min
On this week’s episode, Derek is finally back bring us all down, and kids running in a mirror maze is hilarious. Coach Prime gets wrecked in Eugene, Oregon, and football fans are going to be annoyed will all of the “swifts” watching Kansas City games for the rest of the season. Is crowd work overrated or underrated as a stand up comedian, and how many times can someone fart in public before you say something to them? What’s a weird sign to find at the zoo, and what products would be weird to sel...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 44 min
On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and JP gets noticed in public. Coach Prime gets it done against Colorado State, and Travis Kielce may be dating Taylor Swift. Monday Night Football is stupid right now, and Nick Chubb’s leg is going the wrong way. Are Catholic Church tickle parties overrated or underrated, and would you get more action if you were frozen in carbonite? How much plastic surgery is too much plastic surgery, and what is a strange sign to see posted in the strip club? Wha...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 33 min
On this week's episode, being a Detroit Lions fan in Kansas is tough, and Mike almost loses his keys. Texas beats down Alabama in Tuscaloosa, and the Aaron Rodgers era in New York barely even got started. Are Yelp! reviews overrated or underrated, and what is the age you need to stop asking your parents for money? What's a dating website for people who were adopted, and what are the best video game consoles of all time? How much do you hate screaming kids in a public place, and are you ready for...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 51 min
On this week's episode, the prodigy got noticed in public, and JEREMY JOSEPH is back!!! Tomorrow is the beginning of actual football, and College football started with Prime Time. Is surprise sex overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of effort you should give in a coed, charity softball game? What animals have the best sense of humor, and what cartoon character would be a terrible strip club DJ? What are your favorite conspiracy theories, and could you sit on the toilet until b...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 52 min
On this week’s episode, Scotty goes to a ridiculously fancy restaurant, and helps JP come out on top after his car accident. Fantasy football is kicking off, and the San Francisco 49ers blew it with Trey Lance. Are 72 virgins overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of firearms one person can own before you start becoming uncomfortable around them? What conspiracy theory does a person have to believe in before they are in the “crazy person” category, and what did Billy Mays try to...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 47 min
On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with just one sentence.? What are the worst sounds in the world, and could you convince adults that Santa is real? E...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 52 min
On this week’s episode, "Suits" is a good show and Scotty has a wonderfull time without his wife. OJ Simpson chimes in on a light prison sentence, and “The Blind Side” was all a lie! Is the metric System overrated or underrated, and what would you consider is too high of a body count? What sport would be improved if all players had stilts, and what are some rejected scenarios from the game of LIFE? What movie sequels were better than the original movie, and could you recieve a “blowie” from an 8...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 57 min
On this week’s episode Scotty’s wife is going out of town, and JP is making him feel really uncomfortable. The Boxing is starting to lose its luster as they put on another sideshow fight, and Lizzo is getting sued. Are musical stand up comedians overrated or underrated, and how many failed marriages do you get before you should not be allowed to marry again? What bumber sticker would you put on your car, and what would be a bad theme for a pinball machine? What are the worst car accesories, and ...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 41 min
On this week's episode, Mike has no idea when his special is going to come out, and Scotty did not go golfing for once. Derrick Lewis has the best post-fight celebrations, and Cardi B is throwing mics at people! is getting a "whole-body wax overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum number of cats a single person own and not be a crazy cat person? Also, which Disney character do you think is secretly gay, and what are some odd ways for a weatherman to describe weather? What TV show had the...
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 44 min
On this week’s episode, traveling comedian Levi Mabe joins the L.O.T.S. family, and Scotty gets an unusual golf injury. A YouTuber sleeps through a WNBA game and is now banned from every future NBA event, and Snow White is not going to have Seven Dwarfs. Is it overrated or underrated watching a child get his butt whooped by their parents in a grocery store, and what is the maximum age difference you think is socially acceptable for a married couple? What would be the slogan for an “alcoholics on...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 51 min
On this week’s episode, Derek and JP do their last stand up sets inside of the Looney Bin, and Scotty is not in the best of moods. The Wichita Wind Surge end a game on an inside-the-park home run, and a female boxer increased her OF following. Are shock collars on children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if your son got the teacher you wanted? Turns out strip twister is a new game, and some side effects may just be the normal life of JP. What kind of people annoy you the most, and...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 43 min
On this week’s episode, Derek is back with car troubles, and JP loves fireworks with kids. It might be time to take kids out of the outfield during the Home Run Derby, or they could just have them wear helmets. Feeding a horse feels kind of weird, and are old people are those websites overrated or underrated? Would you want some life advice from a bunch of idiots, and what are the least sexy accents for dirty talk? What are the worst inventions of all time, and would you be able to watch old peo...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 37 min
Happy 'Merica Day everyone! On this week's episode, Fred gets to help plan a wedding, and Jeremy tells us about bu-cakey. Disney might be on a downward spiral, and maybe we should all start sunning our Perineums. Is "ball play" overrated or underrated, and do you like the guy who makes homemade fireworks? What is a rejected Jeopardy category, and what is the thing that makes an elf immediately climax? What are the worst activities to do while you are on vacation, and would you want to climax at ...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 39 min
On this week's episode, JP goes to the zoo, and Scotty's wife is afraid of birds. The OceanGate Titan submarine implodes, but the remote control is just fine. Are open mic nights overrated or underrated, and don't be the guy who drives off with the gas pump still attached to the car. If you were to open your own strip club, what would it be called, and what sport would be awesome if you had to eat a mandatory amount of edibles? What is your favorite gameshow, and is 3rd base really good on a rol...
Jun 28, 2023•2 hr
On this week's episode, Mike is already finished with the new Zelda, and Kansas storms are pretty awesome. Wyndham Clack wins the US open, and Oakland A's fans give the middle finger to the front office in an awesome way. Are happy birthday Facebook posts overrated or underrated, and do you still sleep in a race car bed? What is something you can never underestimate the power of, and what would redneck Jesus turn water into? What celebrity would you want to party with and would you rather have n...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 51 min
On this week's episode, Mike is back after recording his first comedy special, and video games are awesome. Canadian golfers are celebrating by getting tackled, and a guy in Egypt gets eaten by a shark. Have you ever been going to town on yourself so hard that the cops get called, and are you that guy who keeps clicking your pen? What is worse than the Holocaust, and what is something that defines your age? What are your favorite cartoon TV shows, and would you rather get hit in the nuts with a ...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 59 min
On this week’s episode JP is having a good time celebrating the rainbow month with his people, Scotty gets impatient with his wife, and Derek is thrilled to be back. Travis Kelse tries to become president during the visit to the White House, and matching family t-shirts are not a good idea. Are paternity test TV shows scripted, and are you the guy who takes slow-pitch softball way too seriously? What jobs would a retired drill sergeant be terrible at, and what are your favorite insults, and have...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 27 min
On this week’s episode JP Jeremy, and Scotty recap their Memorial Day weekends, and don’t listen to our show if you are easily offended. The NBA Finals are probably not rigged, and Scotty thinks Larry Bird is better than LeBron James. A woman wins a rolling cheese race while unconcious, and people are taking pictures for their driver's license naked. Is pooping in a cup overrated or underrated, and who in their right mind drives the speed limit in the left lane? What are some bad endorsement ide...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 51 min
On this week’s episode, the original crew is back to talk about Jeremy Joseph’s ceremonial first pitch, and all of the details leading up to it. LeBron James and the Lakers get swept, and a WNBA coach should be less condescending. Are silent but deadly farts overrated or underrated, and are you the guy who uses the self-check-out line for more than 10 items when it clearly says 10 items or less? What’s something you do that the opposite sex never thinks about, and what’s in the box? What are the...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 59 min
On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred, and JP are glad Derek is not here, and we hope all of you had a Happy Mother's Day. The Dali Lama is really disgusting, and overweight people are upset they have to pay for two seats on a plane. Is putting "googley eyes" on your weiner overrated or underrated, and are you that guy who is so pessimistic that they bring everyone around them down? What's a rejected name for a rectal thermometer, and what's something you did as a child that you still do today? W...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 35 min
On this week’s episode, Scotty gives a couple high school kids new nicknames they will never get rid of, and JP does more bowling. Jackson Mahomes gets arrested and released on bail, and baseballs to the nuts hurt regardless if you are wearing a cup. Isn’t being the guy no one will put on speaker phone fun, and what would you do if you were talking to someone and found they were in the middle of shitting? How much do you respect women, and what would be your favorite new bumper sticker ? What ar...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 36 min
On this week’s episode, Derek goes to the WWE NFL Draft, and SPOLIER ALERT "Jury Duty” is an awesome show. Forcing obnoxious parents at little league games volunteer to be umpires may not be the best form of punishment, and Antonio Brown thinks the Baltimore Ravens want to sign him when they definitely do not. Are weird climax noises during sex overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you found an inappropriate picture in the donation bucket at church?What two animals would you like to ...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 34 min
On this week's episode, Jeremy graces us with his presence, and Mike Baldwin is recording a comedy special in Kansas City. An ultra marathon runner uses a car during a race and gets disqualified, and Max Scherzer gets suspended for a sticky substance. Are single-word texts overrated or underrated, and what is your definition of stupidity? What's something you can say at a dog rescue center, but not a daycare facility, and what is the best way to solve an argument? What are the worst fashion stat...
Apr 26, 2023•2 hr 7 min
On this week’s episode, JP actually does something interesting over the last couple of weeks, and Scotty spent way too much on a damn golf club. The Eagles decide to pay Jalen Hurts way too much money, and an actor who played in the worst movie ever made says he will never watch the new rendition of the very same movie, only better. Are plus-sized runway models overrated or underrated and what would you do if you were doing the dirty, and aunt flow shows up? What is a phrase a woman says that is...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 22 min