"I Don't Think So, Honey! 7" (Part Two)

go pre selected. And this is this is because of an experience I had last weekend and said, you know, I don't think so, honey. Carpeted restaurants. So what are you thinking putting a material that is absorbent and difficult to clean on the floor of a restaurant. It's like, would you put carpet in your kitchen. No, don't put it in a restaurant. Everything that spill that has ever

touched that carpet is still in there. They are not putting the chairs up at night and getting like a steam cleaning vacuum to do a deep cleaning of the carpet. It's moldy, it's disgusting, and the people that are like you know, the restaurant owners to say, well, it helps us with the noise, it makes it less noisy. That's not a good trade off. That's that's like having your car stolen and being like wall at they I don't have to pay for gas now. No, get rid of that.

And it's not only disgusting, it looks tacky as hell, and it makes the room damp. No one's eating, Like damn, I wish I was a little muggier in here. I don't think so, honey, get rid of that carpet. Let's put in some hardwood floorist tile or that's one minute, that's one minute. I'd rather have linoleum than carpet in my restaurant. I'd rather have linoleum. You know what, Every dim Sum restaurant is shaking. Yeah, it's so true. Every fan Long Island is a cowaking. Oh my goodness, Hanna

Grega carpet restaurants. Oh my god, come on, let's go. Let's go, Hanna Montana. And what are you thinking? How I'm feeling? Um, pre select, pre select, pret terrified. Oh my god, no, this isn't listen to know, I don't think so many our time starts now. I don't think so, honey, thinking you're too good to talk shit? Thank yes, oh, clap for five seconds. Okay talking. If we don't talk ship, what do we have? Ask people, what do we have?

It we don't talk shit is all we have? Is the oldest pastime is the oldest human past time I've been. I was raised by a woman who says to me every time I see her, the biggest mistake of my life is talking shit, but goes off on someone. You're not better than me for not talking shit. Okay, wait, wait, seriously though, seriously, if you're not a discerning person and you don't know what you don't like about other people, that you're not gonna self improve. Okay, talking, I have

no allegiance to anybody. I'll talk about everyone behind. I'm not wrong for that. That is the right thing to do, because everybody's crazy. I'm mentally ill. Yeah, well it's actually ruled culture number one hundred. Everyone's crazy. I'm met, Fuck you fantastic, Wow, next top we have send me wow very un I knew I was following Alyssa. So what we're doing? What we're doing a pre select Sorry, I don't think of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

The Marvels Mrs mais al No, I'm sorry, but the lead actress who blazed Mrs Masl is not Jewish. I think that is fucked up. If that was anything else, if it was any other group, that when people would be marching in the streets, I feel like there is this when people say, oh my god, Rachel Brass the hands is such a good job. All I hear is wow, Wow, what a great cartoon of a jew. Wow, wow, what she does such a good job being so annoying and loud. I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. But

they have monks, so that's okay. But a second, I don't think so, honey. Get a jew in there? Got a jew in there? That's no, no, no, I love this is Mazel. You know why Mr is Mansel is Marvelo. No. You know why I love this is Mael because Alex Borstin is in it. And she played an Asian woman on TV. And it's good. It's good for it's good, it's good. It's representation. All right, let's get so little something from Julio Taure Hello, Hello, back Hellobo in crown.

Well I found it backstage, really, so, yes I did. It was just there waiting for me. Oh, I think it looks fabulous, wonderful. Now we have the princess is present. Yeah, you have your lips pressed up against the mic. And is that? Is this a battish performance? No, this is how I always am. Okay, okay, what are you? What are you thinking? In terms of priests, like the topic or the trouball, I will do a preest. The topic is Julio Torres. I don't think so, honey, starts now, Um,

I don't think so, Honey. My hunt's been lying to me by saying that the girl is dead and trying to fool me with a heart of a pig in a box. No, honey, if I ask you to kill the girl, kill the girl, don't lie to me. Now she's living in a forest with dwarves and I have to go finish the job. Honey, I don't think so. Funny, I have to learn I'm not the prettiest from my mirror. No, honey, I think that's all I have. Thank you, And that's

forty to say it again, Torres. Wow, oh my god, And now it's almost like you get to kiss Julio if you put your mouth on the night. Wow. From now on, what do you think? Peter Smith? Get up there, Peter, ya, my yallma, oh my yah my, Peter. We're going to do a pre selected Peter Smith. I don't think so, honey, And their time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Barrata.

We've seen this stuff, uh, unfinished cheese raft and mozzarella tied in a knot, put on the table, like you should pay fifteen bucks for this, alright, I don't think so. All right, how they do this. They put the unfinished goop goop, cream curdled, come alright, a house. They put it inside a purse of finished mazzarella cheese. They took it up like one of those little bindles you walk along like that, and they serve it to you for over. This is double digits. We're talking about people on the

build two digits. You know what. I love it. I love a tightly nodded thing with a creamy center. I love it, all right, I'm gay. I love it five seconds. I don't want like a discharged cow fetus as an appetizer. And that's what it is. You know what? I agree with you. I don't want that. I've never what are you going for? You got good stuff in me? Natalie Portman, Breasran, Peter Smith. Wow, wow, stunning, and now please belt on. The next group, which is entitled Horny Singles in your Area.

Katherine Cohen and Sazuki. Let's make for them to come on stage. They are approaching the stage, Katherine Cohen and a Suzuki, Millie, tamarind Go Perkin and Pat Regan. Oh my god, treatment took front and center. Bitch, Oh my god, treatment bring to them. I Catherine Catherine, Oh my god, she's so shy, a shy perf stop, I'm wearing a diaper. CatCo what are even feeling? Prisoners speak? This is Tathan Cohens. I don't think so many our time starts now, I

don't think so. Honey. Guys who pushed down on my clip absolutely not, honey, absolutely not. P s A. You weirdly don't have to punch my vagina to make me calm, honey, keep it like, keep us off. Tickle tickle. It's like when, okay, maybe like one time you're outside and you see a ladybug and you're like, Okay, ladybugs are a good luck and you like to see it on a piece of grass. And you're like, come here, a little lady. That's that's

what I want, honey. Second, bitch, I know it's hard to find because my bush is hit with me huge and you know why, because that feels good to me in my life and I get rid of it. It hurt because of the razor burn. Honey. I don't think so, honey, Yes, take me to your apartment. I don't care if you have a bed. I don't care if you have a grand piano in there? Sure, and why not just if I'm second to keep it? Sof keep it, tickle tackle, keep it ladybug style, go la la lu la la?

Is this even too much? Is this too much? Is to see? Asta? All bodies are different, but that's from my body. Welcome to the Mico Good evening, Anna, Oh, I can't wait for that. She looks like, yes, untangled on twirl on furl Are we doing a pre slaight to topic prela paris like to here's Anna and this is really controversial. I don't think so, honey. Bowling you're not a real sport. Honey, I don't care if you have a league. You are not a real sport. Honey.

You know what real you know what? Real athleticism is me literally trying to figure out why you won't die, bie bowling die. I don't think so, honey. If you google is bowling the first suggestion is a real sport. No, you are not. Also draw Oh Wasna? What fucking snuff? What the fuck is killing Eve? No one is watching killing Eve today was not a great vehicle for her. I don't think so, honey, Sandra was snuff and bowling is not a sport. Five seconds but it seems like

that's a rap and that ducky that's fifty five seconds. Wow, many controversial things. They're bowling out of sports, Sandra. Not given a vehicle by killing you know what. Everyone's entitled to their Everyone's entitled to their own as long it's not harmful. No one was hurt and everyone. Now, please talking to the mic Millie, yes, Millie, Oh, the coote Oh.

I wanted them to be class lee stunning. Tell us forever, baby, Now tell us about your thoughts about pre selected topic and the trouble I'm doing pre selected because as a woman of color. You gotta work twice as hard. Yes, go for a clown because Milly tavers and I don't think so many her time starts. Now, I don't think so, honey, Nicki Minaje. Now, I know what you're asking. Millie, as an unapologetic Dominican woman. Are you obligated contractually to be

team Cardi? And to that I answer yes. But first of all, you're corny, Nicki. You care about numbers. She was pressed that her album didn't make number one. You know what album didn't make number one? Carlie Ray Jebson's emotion And that's so ross all right? Now asking did I listen to Queen? No? I didn't. Why would I listen to Queen? Negro Swan came out by Blood Orange? Bob, Yes, the World by Travis Scott that came out. That's a

Bob Minsky be the cowboy listening to Queen. Finally, Nicki minaj endorsed Andrew Cuomo, and let me tell you how, I don't think so. If this Trump's America, we're doing socialism. Baby. Yeah. When she endorsed Cuomo, I was out. I was out. That was catalier. Thank you, Millie, and now we're having to Wayne Perkins to them all overalls, overalls, Fine, what's it gonna be? Pre select This is strange, Perkins. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't

think so honey. People with more followers than me on social media, yeah yeah, fuck you, fuck you fuck you'll have to have more than five thousand. No. First of all, my social media is fantastic, Instagram, perfect, Twitter, absolutely stunned, LinkedIn, in accurate. So you think you're better than me because you have more followers, because strangers love you, strangers will love me too. If allowed less break stuff and if I said negless whatever, how much time left? All right?

And also if you have less followers than me, what then are you doing? Work? Work harder? Step got game? Content is life? Just today I took a photo of me doing nothing and I was like, caption, you don't have to live to live. That is gold gold five seconds umt wow, Please retweet Dwayne Perkin. Rule number one hundred of culture. You don't have to live, you live.

You don't have to live to live. Rule number one hundred, the second rule number one hundred of this evening you all right, everyone give it up for Multiple Icon Award winner from last Catos the newly Big Armed Party, I almost did my I don't think so, honey. On Patrigan suddenly having arms, it's harmful, on damaging to me and my family. And I want to say shirt by Top top, jeans by Nicola, body by Blank Pittnz he love is a franchise business. I don't support small business. I don't hat.

I don't support that. Excuse me, what are we doing pre select? Or are we doing trouballs? I my whole life. I've come up here and I've done pre selected yea. But now as I get older, the planets being where they are right now, they're in such a place, I'm gonna do trouball. What storic? Storic Pat Regan could be? Perfore you bitch back the funk up. I know you have arms now, but back then it's crazy. Okay, I love this, Pat Regan, your trouball. I don't think so, honey.

Is Ricky Martin and your time starts now? I don't think so, honey, Ricky Martin. Okay, I don't remember if you're gay or not. You should be more. He is gay, he is gay. I don't think so honey, be more vocal, be out there. I don't think so, honey, Ricky Martin, like you need to be writing new stuff every day. Like I am an artist. I'm working. I'm working. If I didn't come out with new stuff, I would be out there. I don't think so, honey, Ricky Martin, like

you're too hot. I think I'm like really attracted to you, and your seemed uninterested. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey, Ricky Martin. At one time I saw you want to watch what Happens Life that you were boring as fuck. I don't think so, honey, Mickey Martin, Um, your music is trash. I don't think so, honey. You Ricky Martin, UM you um where um too much black? I want to see color block more. I don't know. I don't know think so honey. Ricky Martin, your stupid bitch.

I don't. You're such a fucking stupid bet so. I can't. I can't stand you. And Ricky Martin wasn't him like announces Dick was smaller than took it back. Somebody get that look it up and something to think about with Pariagan, it was him or Enrique, look it up. They came out with a special condom brand for smalldic condoms there like it's because I have a small dick, and then when they got made put on there like I was just kidding about that. I think that might have been Enrique.

He feels like the smaller penis to me. We don't have to discuss this. This has been horny singles in your area with Catherine Color this time away Perkin, the newly big Arms Barry. Let's keeping the thing. We're more than halfway through the show. We're almost done, and this troop is called Okay, I need that down. Welcome mo Fry Passing, fabulous Kicko Sware Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Katy Hart, Welcome Natalie Walker weary. Oh so the sun

Queens have arrived. Now give us a moment and br Yes, this group is already shaking it up a little bit, and now we're going to continue to say shaking it up with the mo Fry pass I could you please tell us if you're going to do a priest like the topic or dive into the trollball, because last time you wanted to the trouball it was messy. Because you've got David Bowie. This is for David Bowie, and I think that's just like fun um no, And it's not

even because of that experience I grew from that. I'm gonna do now, Okay, I don't think so honey, being a young, beautiful, gorgeous New York on you and yet somehow still having a hemorrhoid. Oh are you kidding me? Think so honey. It's like you wake up, you're having a good day, You look at you, you say, I mean that's fantastic, and then a sudden you're like, oh my asshole hurts, what's going on? And you look down it's like what the funk? And I can google and

it's like what is a hemrod? And they're like, did you mean hemorrhoid? And you're like, oh my god. I don't think so honey. It's like, if I'm gonna be rooting around in my asshole for twenty minutes, a better be for sexual gratification. I don't think, so honey, telling someone about it and then being like, oh my une, I've had them before. I'm like, all my experiences are. You don't never relate to me. You should be shocked that this body this face has a hemorrhoid. It is crazy.

I don't think so, honey. I guess I don't think so, honey, God, I will grow and learn from this. Thank you so much, our second id. And honestly, I'm right. It can happen to you. Anyone cannot It can happen to you. I never thought it would happen to me. God, God, she's having a rough night. God got me with a hemorrhoid two thousand ten. Yeah she did, And she got me with a hemrhoden. You never had a hemorrhoid? No, never,

I have? Um no, I never had one. But I should out beef stew every day and so that his buttle has different problems than mine. Now, please welcome to the day. We're single, by the way, um legendary. We have a question and she has an answer. Is it gonna be the topic or the troll ball for me? I think, oh, this is she's got a predilection for preselection. This is I don't think so many our time starts. Now, I don't think so, honey, Cards against Humanity that she

is dumb. That's a dumb game. That is a very very bad game. Now I won't play any game, I will play, go fucking fish. But you're telling me when when people like oh Left play Card against Humanity, I'm like, oh, I think I'll watch why because when Apples to Apples came around, I already had an eye roll, and then we made it worse because it's so bad. You're telling me we're gonna sit in a circle and just say gutter words. We don't need to pay to do that.

I don't think so, honey, we can do that right now. Someone give me an adjective ending in I n G normal one, running, running, okay, running, I'll pick a noun. With my grandmother feels like now you say the most gutter thing on your brain right now, gut hello, okay. Running with my grandmother feels like dick in my mouth. Hello. That's that cartoon humanity by that's one minute. Wow. I love describing bad words as gutters gutter words. It's a

gutter word. Up, thank you, kick out. Now we have stunt queen Katie hardness wow wow, wow, a stunt queen. Stunt Katie. What is it going to be? Okay, So here's what happened. Here's what happened last night. I felt I passed out on my couch. I was very drunk, and I never passed out on my couch. I woke

up in the middle of the night. I remember waking up and being like, I have a fucking great idea for I don't think so, And I wrote it in my phone and I fell asleep, and I woke up this morning and I don't remember what I wrote and I did not look at it, so what I'm good. It may not make any sense, so it's a pre selected but I wrote it in a blackout dream, A blackout dream. Okay, here we go, enter the blackout dream void and your time starts now. I don't think so. Honey,

my boyfriend's penis dipped in garlic butter. You are the perfect thing. And yet if I put you in my vagina, you might tie of bacterial poison me and maybe never get a East infection again, or maybe never get a East infection again because garlic is anti HEAs. It would be like fucking the Surfs or who are the oh

the are the savory version of the Smurfs. Anyway, I fuck the garlic bar take so hard and too long, like nine hours straight, and then a doctor or in turn at a medical facility would be like, excuse me, don't do that. That's too long. But it would be too late, and then I would just a delicious herby butter comes foot it over, I said, I wrote porn, but it should be pan seared scallops would get me a three three Michelin stars. I don't think so, honey.

My boyfriend's penistitching curly one. Oh my god, fantastic. Absolutely, that is literally that lives in my prayer. That's what lives inside you. You frecko. Wow, Oh my god. It is Katie harm and everybody and now they feeling a new jo. It's Natalie walker I do oh my good mana esque talk, Yes, okay, how do you feel all right? Uh? Like Uma Thurman, Harvey Weinstein. I have to take time to formulate. Uh and I'm just so angry. So this is something that I had to formulate. So it is

a pre select here. It sounds like it's going to be a hurricane. This is Natalie Walkers. I don't think so, honey, Or time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Glenn Close, I have always been underwhelmed by you as an entity, but the catalyst for my augmented vitriol this evening is that you said, of the Scarlett Johanson Rubin Tug controversy, anyone should be able to play anyone. Oh, you think anyone should play anyone, regardless of whether they meet any

of the qualifying criteria for the role. Unsurprising take coming from someone who did a musical without meeting the basic qualification of being able to sing Boulevard. You stolen butchered those songs after Patti Lapone nailed them in the original West End production, and I believe as a cosmic retribution for this, you have had to watch women lap you in your most famous performances Fatal Attraction. Erica Christensen did it better in Swim fand Marumartoya and Dangerous relasly as

Sarah Michelle Gellard did it better in Cruel Intentions. Yeah, I know that your Carrilla Devilla will be eclipse by Emma Stone in the recently announced prequel. In conclusion, Glenn Close, you are the Grandhog of Prestige. Actressays, we bring you out of hibernation. You see Meryl streep Shadow and you are faded to another six years of winter inside it, where you belong. I don't think so, high ship you

was there. She did that, and she didn't even mention after the scar Joe thing, did not even mention fucking Albert na Albert Knobs. Let me play a trans man. I'm a fucking woman. Wait, best Glenn Closet memory. We went to go see her in Sunset Boulevard on my birthday in the worst imaginable seats, way on the top. She walks out. All we could see was her feet on top of the thing, and everyone is applauding and screaming, and we were like screaming for her feet. And then

she was not you know you guys don't care? Did you guys not care? Not for you? For me? Thanks? Love you? All right? Larry Alway, does anyone still wear a gown? It's the theme? Okay, Larry, I was gonna right, all right, talk about what are we gonna do? It's straw. It's straw. I'm picking a good one. The good ones are on the bottom. Okay, they sink I picked it. I picked it. Here we go. Sure, I don't think so, honey.

Topic is Sean Ramsey. I don't think so, honey, John Bernet Ramsey, I could give less than one millions of a fuck about any white bitch? Do you know what the fun the black American has been through and continues to exist under your fucking tabloid ass headline? Ass sixty minute ass click bang in the age of now, ass will not give me fuck that bitch, and fuck you will think that I will not eviscerate that bitch on stage right second, Joan Benna, I'm that what are you

a fucking drag queen? You got a fucking death drop out of heaven to your second death because I'm shooting you down, bitch, shift kick that. I don't motherfucking think so, honey, I don't get honey, I don't excney, and I'm excid so times. The world just gives you a gift, you know what I mean? The world says here, a gift given up for Okay, I need that count Mo ride passage, Hey Harmed, Larry Owens, true fucking freaks, freaks now of nature. Let's welcome this next group. They are called only Fans

dot Com. Welcome, j Mazzoni, Welcome, Sam Tuggers, Maps Wind, Dave Gunzals and Joe Castle Baker. Wow. They all have only fans dot com accounts. You can watch them jack off for like forty bucks. Sure, Dave Mazzoni Orange, come on serving orange tonight, serving orange. Talk to me about pre selected topic or trouble. What do you think I have a pre selected topic? It's like Ben Semi addressed. But I'm gonna go in in a brand new way.

Everyone has one. This is damon Semi. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Lady Gaga's character in A Star is Born being named Ali. This is Lady fucking Gaga, Okay, Like Ali is like a barista. Ali like has a party when her parents out of town and the cops came, but we all ran and it was five. Like Ali is a niece. You know, Ali is not the name of Lady fucking Magoogle's character in A Star is Born. And I want es Morelda. What I think Gaga? I think Candelabra. I

think like long three thousand year backstory. I don't want a girl named Ali who like doesn't like the singer on the song. So I don't think so, honey. The name of Ali should be Steffani or something better. But I'll still be there. And if it's bad, you'll never see me again. That's one minute. You gotta leave town. If it's bad, Wow, has to go. Ali is a cousin, you remember culture Ali Ane, Yes, please let them Sam, Ali Tagger? Oh oh shut up, you look like so good.

You look so amazing, look like trash. Shut up, you look so good. I look bad. Everyone knows that. Everyone's talking about it. You look so so. I can hear the whispers. You've never looked better, baby better, Sam, What what are you gonna do? Here's the funked up part. Oh my god, what's suked up about it? I'm honestly going to do pre selected okay, Sam Dagger. He's a free because I think so many time starts and now okay, I do not think so, honey. A core that is

unengaged select when engaged. Car. Here's the thing. I know what you're thinking. You're like, I'm at the gym, I'm doing biceps. Like what am I doing with the rest of my body? You can relax, right, I'm working on my arms. No, no, you have to keep that court engaged the whole time. And like, look, and I know what you're thinking, like, oh, like he's being so pre cheap and like no, like I'm not telling you this

just till like like here's the thing. Like I work with children, and every single day I tell them, Look, it's never too young to start working on your core. Like you have to focus and just keep it engaged. And what's really really cool about all of it is like even sitting in your chair right now, you can be engaging that core and like people think, oh, it's so hard, but I simply don't think so. On the unengaged court, could it engaged? And oh my god, Sam, the whole time I was so so loud and I

wasn't engaging my core. I love. It's actually so important. I'm not even like trying to be preache eating. I know I'm not. I'm not pulling. I'm not pulling my way back. Guys, everyone's set up. Engage your core, engage your cords right now. Yeah, you had a great, great, great job. That's so important. Like Max Winter, Ma, Max, Okay, it's fall, we get it. It's fall. Actually that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, salet sale. Actually I'm sorry, I just wear it that

al right now? Actually it is really hot? Actually, Max, should I just okay, fine what it's fall it's fault. What are we gonna do? Um, I'm gonna do. Uh. Like I had a brief moment. I know it was like, you know, like a like gorgeous, like like it was sort of like a gas blew it. It was like, you know, like really still water and you like see you're like shimmering reflection. Yea, yeah, I know that I've been But you know, Max, that water that's still is stagnant.

So don't do don't do that. Don't so don't do then Okay, Max, it sounds like we're increased lock did I'm doing Wait what it sounds like we're doing creaz Yes? Yes, sorry, I'm sorry for clem uh. This is Max wheters. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so many apples? Why are they so heavy when you put them in a bag. One apple in my hand light is a feather. Two apples in my hand light is two feathers. Three apples in the back of

the sucking bowling ball. Try to pick up a bag all the five apples and my figures got whipped off and they sprayed blood everywhere. Why is it that, like I can't pick up a bag full of five apples, and yet an apple pie that has twenty nine apples in it light said, I can hold that on my fingertip, spin around, and eat it in one setting. That's fucking ridiculous. Also,

fuck apple culture in general. I don't like that apples are constantly like sycophantically buying to be like the symbol of ball that belongs to the pumpkin that is the pumpkins, you know what, And and you can't beat the gorgeous lumpy drama that is a pumpkin. So I don't think so, honey, chris Man, don't there's money, Crisp. I actually agree with I think so honey apples, But I deeply do think so honey. Apple cinnamon, right, apple cinnamon. I love that.

And he's so sick of Apple's syco fantically vying to be the symbol of fall that honor belongs to the gorgeous slumpiness of the pros. Thank you, Bis, story of words, and now it is time forget game. All right, Gabe, what are we doing? A topic of the trouball? Um, So I've died dipped my dick into the trouball before

I'm I did. I'm doing pre select sounds good? Is I don't think so many as time starts in the I don't think so, honey, Fema, because y'all showed your asses when you made the same mistake my gringo ex boyfriend made in college. You piste off of Puerto Rican, asked him how that worked out. I don't think so, honey, Fema.

Don't tell me you can't bring supplies to Puerto Rico on a plane when Mike and mother regularly makes that flight with her carry on a cake for someone's baptism, two soup pots, and a roast chicken wrapped in foil, riding coach on American thirty second. I don't think so, honey, Fema, because several real house lives did your job better than you. Bethany Frankel has the time to invent Skinny Bitch vodka and help the Puero Rican people. What have you done

with your life? I don't think so, honey, Fema, because if you're raggedy ass ancestors had enough weapons to bring across the ocean in to collonize Puerto Rico, there is no excuse for not being able to bring food in supplanting seventeen. I don't think so, honey, because I bet you think you can still shake your aster Jenny from the block. She is Puerto Rican, So I think the fuck not diverse, honey. That's Frank. I was showing you up, female, and that's the team everyone giving up for Joe. That's

a baker. Jojo jojo joo. Oh my god, Oh my god, my god. Okay, So I feel like this is such a huge risk. I'm about to take on like full on bareback sex. But I'm gonna do the trouble rights going rob Baby, We're going wrong, We're going wrong. Here we go your I don't think so ony. Topic is Denzel Washington, Okay, Denzel Washington. Denzel Washington. I have seen maybe one movie in my life from period and it

wasn't a Denzel Washington movie. Um So, culturally, I have zero points of reference from now on for the next forty five seconds. Um Denzel Washington, anyone name a movie he was in? Why I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it, Equalizer, haven't seen it, Training Day, Training Day, haven't seen that Titans. Okay. If Denzel Washington played a gay man in Brooklyn, Philadelphia. I haven't seen it. That's the thing. That's the thing that's so crazy story any

of it. I haven't seen movies period. Um. Yeah, Denzel Washington. Actually know what? I actually like Denzel Washington. I realized just now I actually like Denzel Washington. I'm coming around now. I'm gonna go home and watch a Denzel Washington movie. That's what I got in my mine. You know what, we saw a full arc. We saw a full arc someone who didn't know the any movies he was in and now he's gonna go see And that is education. That is only fans dot Com. Give it up for

Days Mazzoning, that first Staggerwetter Game, Gonzala, Joe Castle, Baker. Okay, we're almost John. This next group is scrub up toub bish. Welcome, Sarah Tolama. Give it up for Rebecca O'Neill. We Oh no, wait, Rachel, give it up for Rachel. Give it up for Lesa Tragger. Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi, it is time for Sarah Tolma. Mother Sarah, what's it gonna be? What do you think I'm gonna go with?

Pre selection? Is Sarah Telmases? I don't think so. One of your time starts now, all right, Um, I don't think so, honey, buying things online is this really convenient? I feel like I'm always in a six month loop of returning thing. It's like a passive aggressive haunting that I've invited into my house. I you know, like, first of all, I always have to figure out like a game plan of how I'm going to return this item this time around, where it's like, can you print this label?

I'm like, I would, but I don't have ink right now for my printer, and I don't feel like buying it at the store because I can't remember twenties serial numbers. And if I did buy it online, I just wouldn't receive it because I don't have a doorman. So now I have to go to Kinko's and print up a label to return a piece of ship item I don't care about. That was quite deceitful what I didn't want.

And I'm standing behind some crazy guy that's like photocopying his head shots, where I'm like, if you have to photocopy your head shots and a Kinko's, you're not gonna make it. That's just the true, right. It is so annoying Kinkos is a place for crazy people. There's a holy shelter. It's just crazy over there. Um and that's one. Wait. I'm good, thank you. Yes, yes, I agree. Also, I don't want to get anything in the mail, because then I had to be I don't think so many people

signing for things, you know what I mean? Just put it in the fucking thing. Put it in the thing. Everyone. Welcome, Rebecca here, baby, Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you Rebecca? What's up? Prince on top? Auntie? Fashion for Life? Lets fashion? Are we doing? Preselected? Are the trouble? I did trouble last time, and I've messed up. I picked out Elizabeth Warren and I roasted Gabby Gifford's for a minute. Because all white politicians look the same to me, I'm calling

me crazy. So I'm going preselected. I won't make the same. I don't think so many of our times. I'm coming for a New York culture. I don't think so honey bow days. I'm moved here, bro Chicago a year are go? Okay from the murder cabin. Okay, we have we have Delis and we have corner stores, but they are two separate commercial enterprises. Okay, at a bodega in Chicago, there's no people cooking in the kitchen. There's people cooking here,

which is quite in a little unsanitary. I don't think so, honey. Okay, at a bodega in Chicago, you can get the shirt, he's like, you can get a blunt, you can get a cool beverage, you can get a warm orange ship like that. Okay, but I don't think so, honey. I gotta gripe with New York bodegas. Why do the bodega dudes ask what you wanna sandwich? If they're gonna do whatever the funk they feel anyway? That's phony, like be real, call yourself a tastemaker, a concierge, and shit like that.

You know what. I don't think, so honey. This is a fat gripe. But that's cool with me. I'm done by that. Is sorry that they do whatever they want with the sandwich. It's lawless, anarchy and the Welcome to the Mike Rachel Drovsky, Ray Jay, Here we go, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, how do we feel about the decision that is? Hold on? I gotta you're from Chicago. I'm also from Chicago. Let's talk high schools later, CPS Peyton with me young. Hell yeah, this is relevant to only us too. You're trier treer

boom CPS. Okay, today's my birthday. I just want to have birthday, Team Bay, Happy birthday. Now are we doing on this birthday? I wrote a little something something because I'm a writer at har writer a aunt hard and we have the written word courtesy of Rachel Darovsky. Time and starts now, Okay, I don't think so honey, having

I don't think so honey on my birthday? All right, commemorating my day of birth by gathering all the comedians I respect moats in NYC or, as I like to call it, the big as motherfucking Apple, I don't think so Okay, birthday right, y'all right, y'all take up. Birthdays are meant to be celebrated in solitude where I can think about who I once was, who I am, and who I ultimately will become. Okay, making a planning a birthday party and she's like eascurating it at that comedy show,

even though it was likely booked months in advance. I don't think so honey. And five seconds? What did I do last year? I thought about what I was gonna do about insurance because I was getting off my parents and I don't think so audience now calculating how old I am, that's one. Put that over there, that's where it goes. Now, that's a new home, Rachel. Everyone on the burn and to get that up for Rachel Pegram. Wow, thank the winner the gauntlet through Gag Francisco and the

winner of that prestigious title. And well here we go. I hope it translates what are we doing? It's gonna be pre select Okay, Rachel Pegram's I don't think so, honey. Our time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Babies that come out with hair, Okay, go back inside. I don't want you full of hair. You're a bullast human. If I have a baby that comes out with a full head of hair, I'm a shipping up to school because that is a what a fault? That isn't adult?

That bitch been in there too? Damn low? Was it nine months? Was it ten? It wasn't. It isn't a whole year old. And don't get me started on teeth. If that baby comes out with teeth, if the baby has teeth when it comes out. If you cannot wait out, you gotta let it go. Yes, you heard me right. I am permitting killing babies. If your baby comes out with hair and teeth, it didn't deserve to live because it is a mutant. I want my babies like bowling balls,

soft and only have the three normal wholes. They should round, you know, whatever, that cas whatever. Listen, Baby as babies. Baby should be sucking babies. You know. Baby should be babies, and they should not be able to do anything else. Would be soft and round and simple and don't and not be able to talk. And oh my god, if I see a baby that opens its eyes, I'll let it go down the river. Let me go down the river. That baby could become Moses and rise up against you.

We know the tale of Moses. We know. Welcome to the stage, Lisa Tragon, Hi, baby, not so good. You guys look great. It looks so good. I love the belts. It's a harness. That's the harness. Who were listen? What are we thinking? I love when they do that? All right? Here we go, Okay, you'r I don't think so Onny trollball. Topic is Billie Jean Kang and her time starts. Now, Wow, I need a moment. I mean, I think she can

have better hair. Um, I'll start there. I think it's like a mini baby mullet, like the lamb chop mom. But so I don't like that, um little round glasses. That's a weird trend. She been doing that. Um, she did look athletic on the court. I don't know. Um, I wish I wish she had more drama. She's kind of boring, Like, why isn't there a drug addiction? Why isn't there a secret love affair. Why you're just following the rules and just playing. That's kind of stupid. Um.

And but I'm glad she beat that guy. I I really didn't say enough bad things. Opportunity. Oh god. Um, I wish she was in this sense. I mean in my I wish I could see her play. M So, that's so fuck you for being old bitch. Belly jin King Roasted Tonight by Lisa Tregor just pretty on impeachable. She's great, Sarah Tolamas, everybody, Rebecca O'Neil, Rachel Drowski and leaves a train to make a last minute change. Alright, the final group of the night. Are we ready for this?

This group is called Jack Twist Jack Nasty, and it is large XMO. It's all Ramier and Michael Hartney. Here we go, and maybe Laualy is not here. That's do we not have a Laura life? Okay, let's get it going with shut No, what's it gonna be selected topics. I don't think so. Someone of your time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey, white people wearing red hats. I need to be able to listen. I need to be able to tell from a distance whether or not

we funk with each other. Whoever made the designer that Maga had made the font too things. You gotta be a real close. I can't tell whether or not you're a hipster or you're a racist. The same thing goes for those neo Nazi haircuts, you know, with the shave size and the long on top. I looked around and I saw a few y'all, few of y'all out there. Yes,

it's over for that. Okay, listen, white people, I know you feel that my people, gay people, black people, that we're taking your roles and your opportunities and your privileges. And I'm here to take another one from you. Okay, no more red hats, no more red hats, no more neo Nazi haircuts, and no Tucker Brian Ryan. All y'all know you cannot say nigga. That's what I don't think, so, honey, White people making races signifier it's trendy. No more red hats. No,

no more red hats. I don't care if it says love on it. Red hots are castled whenever make America. Gagg No, it's not funny. You know was fucking funny x my. Yeah, I am obsessed. Yes, I must shop it. I am not that brave. No troubles, pre select dead, pre selected. Come on, I don't think her time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, Lord of the Rags. Okay, I just saw that ship and didn't take that motherfucker six hours to get a motherfucking ring, and the bitch didn't even have diamonds on it, and the ship first of all, that little gang up, little crack head motherfucker. Every time my motherfucker popped up, I was like, Utch, your little Bobby brown ass Guenney, he'll stay cra out gamn dog. He's the only ally and all the ship

don't get me starting his motherfucking hobbits. All ain't like his ass titties and weed they got they got fucking new balances for motherfucking feet. And then that's not one motherfucking black person. We don't even sweep, we don't take care of the kids. And then who is that in that aragorn flf bitch? Oh my god? Every time shift pop up, I'm like, bitch, solved the problem or leave? What are you doing? The funk are you doing? And brod I never got a motherfucking manicure them ship looks

like bad out And who's the other one? Who's the bitch? Shit? He was making all a little half half animal half people. Um Goladril are we? He was fuck Diablo, That's what the funk I'm gonna call him. He was the demon. I liked his hair, I really did, like, Oh my god, go Lidrill, go Lidrill Ultar known as that erragorn elf bit give it up for alex Lex learns hi. Hi. We went to see Gaga together last summer, Yes, and it rained right, it rained, and Gaga said free production.

Wow the queen. Now listen, what are we thinking? Is that. I like the last time I was here, I came on stage and I asked you, what is the troullball? Can we found out? I'm gonna do pre selective, pre selective songs. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, all right, I don't think so honey, putting on a brave face. So now a little backstory about where this came from. Is um, I got the email from Matt. I woke up in the middle o the night, and which was six am. Um for me, that's the middle

of the night. And I wrote down, I don't think so honey, putting on a brave face. And I put my phone away, and now we're back. Then we're on stage. So here we are. You don't think so honey putting on a brave face? Who do you think you are? Tony collect I get it. Yeah, And that's the one joke I wrote. Let's do some CrowdWork. Call how's everybody doing? It's everybody excited for the fall. It's the first Heil fall. The crowd word. Wow, I'm doing okay today. Thank you? Wow.

And now please welcome Michael Harnet. Michael, Hello, Michael, Hello, Michael tweeted about his topic. He did not reveal it, but he gave a little preview. He said it's something that his boyfriend is doing and that he hates it. Well, here we go, let's burn this relationship bridge. This is Michael Hardy's I don't think someone, honey, it's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who send me text messages consisting solely of the letter okay, are you trying

to start world war? I am disinclined to think so, huntrees I deserve and oh ho. When I get a text that says okay, I read okay. When I get a text that says kay, I read you, Michael are a subhuman? Come stand? I'm deserving of love or and this will not stand, motherfucker? How long to take? How long to take? Oh? Oh? Just did it so many times? Is not the time saver you're claiming it to be, but rather in the furious microaggression designed to make me

feel small chickens, look down, bitch, it's me. I'm gonna kick you in the fucking dick with my fucking flagellum. I don't think so, honey. Now everyone remains seated because there is going to be one more. I don't think so, honey. And I just texted him that he's doing this because we had to drop out. There is room for one more. I don't think so, honey. And in this common courtesy

of HB Day, Hot Producer job jealous. Wow, I'm so excited because you've been he sits with us every day while we record, and the bitches moving to l a student. I'm so fucking devastated. But we have this platform. I know he's got. I don't think Tony Lockton loaded. And it is time for Joe Staley. Don't think so, honey. Is it pre selected of the trollball? Oh, it's pected and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who look at me and say your HPJ sorry,

I'm not Alex everybody, so people know it's head. No, it's funny. I'm fine, I'm fine. But we all try so hard, don't we, you know. And these fellows my some of my best friends Matt and Bowen were nice enough essentially to give me the funny Moniker Hot Producer Joe. It's funny, it's nice, it's in the world of the show. And then I go to fucking l A where apparently, yes, spill the beans. I'm moving and everyone goes your HP

J trying we do our best. I'm too busy producing loss cultures us to go to the fucking fitness Petter and I'm sorry. I'm doing my God damn guys. It's funny. I feel fine. I'm my beautiful girlfriends here. It's all fine seconds funny, It's funny, funny. I love Matt, I love Bowen. This is very sweet. Thank you very much, thank you for coming, thank you for listening all right, thank you for the challenge. Subscriberate and review and tell other people at your HP, your HP, your HP okay, HBC,

h P d HBoL. I'm doing my best and I don't think so. And thirty second that's HP Joe Wow. Thank you to this group, Jack Twist, Jack Nasty and my goal. Wow. We are running thirty minutes over time, so we are going to lead you right. Thank you so much of the Brooklyn comedy Baptival. We love you. How My name is Matt Roja. Give it up for all your farmas and I have a great night. By This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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