"Ellen (and the Year 2016)" (w/ Sudi Green)

I've been well. I've been sick for a long time. Same. I've just been coughing and coughing and coughing, and it's like I thought it was allergies, but now I think I'm really sick. Do you want to get that checked out? UM? Do I have health insurance? It's unclear. So maybe we'll pose this to to the viewers at home. Guy does the viewers the viewers the listeners does not have health insurance? Here's why I don't think I do, because nothing's happened.

I haven't received my card in the mail. I did turn twenty six, and you know, first of all, I just want to say to everybody any parent that tells you you're on my health insurance until the end of your twenty six year. That is not the right information. It's it's actually distinctly the wrong information. You're on it until the end of your birth month when you turn twenty six. Just know that, because it really messed things up for me kind of because I got really sick

with strep throat before this trip to Europe. This is bizarre. I've had strep throat entons alitis twice this year. Sometimes they get mixed up well well, and the reason I don't think I have health in churance is because a card hasn't come and like they're not taking the money from me. I think I have to call them and pay every month. Is that the way it works? I don't know. I don't know why they don't do a

direct deposit thing. Anyway, I've been sick, well anyway, we've both been said, we've both been traveling, but we're so happy to be back in New York, back in the studio and we're here with our very esteemed guests. Yes, I mean the credits just they come rolling down. This is She's in popular Lette with Bowen and I are musical sketch comedy group. She hosts theme party at UCB. She's a member of the sketch comedy power group O

S f U G shout out to them. And you know she writes for a little sketch comedy show you might have heard called Saturday Night Live. Yeah, just like good credits, we forget her name. Who are you? Hi? I'm your best friend since college study green And I'm never sick. I really don't. You don't get sick. Don't get sick because I'm of mixed stock, because my mom is Persian and my dad is white. I got a white daddy, and um, I think that means that, um,

I got immunities from both sides. And I'm never sick. I got sick one time this year and it was like what kind. It was like like ear like a earthroat drainage thing. But girl, I got my some regal los and some echon knock my ship out. Natural remedies, yes, quirrel, Yes, because even though I don't have health insurance, thank you Roger's Guild. It just showed up in the mail one day. Yeah, I know, I'm waiting for it. I just don't know

what the situation is. And it gives me so much anxiety to call any like institution and ask what the deal is. Literally, I could not think of a person that would besides I'm going to name drop, besides Amanda. I feel like you are the only person that I would be like, Oh, they can't handle getting health insurance. I don't. I can't And I probably could have a conversation with Amanda about it and can barely like turn things into PT. Yes, No, it's really actually that's a

real thing. For so for such a long time, I thought I thought my computer doesn't make PDF. But that was just because very stupid. Man, Have you changed computer since the time there was a long period in your life where your laptop was riddled with porn viruses? First of all, that is hearsay. We don't know that it was porn viruses. We know that there were viruses on the computer. We don't know that it was porn virus. It was actually from ripping from YouTube. It was it

was from I was actually I was ripping. I did a one man show a couple of years ago, and I was ripping videos of dumb pageant girl. Answers to the viruses on most computers a one man show. Yea virus Society. It's really true. It's like you do the class. I loved both of yours. Do you thank you? Thank you? Maybe someday they'll see the light of day again. God,

that sucks. I've been thinking about trying to resurrect. It's a hard process, so hard doing doing really any show is hard that you proves yourself, but doing a show just you is hard. Dud. Didn't you talk about doing a solo show one time? Yeah? Oh yeah, I'm like still maybe going to do that. I don't know. My life is constantly in flux, so many ideas and then they just go in the winds. Speaking of um flux,

we we have to ask our guests, um what culture shi? Okay, so what we do want here on loss culture basinis? Our listeners know this. We will ask our guests, our special guests, our esteemed guest what culture they feel shaped them. Like, for example, when you were coming up and growing up, what do you think were the things that influenced you to now be the Sudi that you are today? Oh my god, this is such a good question. It's hard.

Are you talking about like certain artists or are you talking about like an era any and all, even go with your instinct. What do you like? For example, we asked David Mazzoni this and he like started talking about his childhood. He started talking about growing up in Rhode Island, and then we asked, like, Josh, and that's a bad example. No, no, no, okay. So people we've called out in this episode, is this inside Baseball? Amanda, you know who you are, David Mazzoni,

you all blast. I'm just saying there's no wrong way to answer the question, and there's no wrong way to live your life. I think I'm gonna just like go with my instinct um and say that the culture that influenced me was like when The Lord or the Rings movies came out. Oh my gee, that was a beautiful moment for my line. Yes, I mean I actually again because I'm dumb. Can't watch them? Can't? Yeah? Do you think they're too long? Well? I do think that they're long.

Well they are long because their epic Well, right, so what about them is so great? It's just the story, the vast story. Like when I think about like kind of like a cultural moment that happened that like stays with me. It was like those movies coming out like I was, and I was so excited for them, and I don't I think it was just because my dad was so excited and everything to me is and I mean, like I liked I read the books beforehand. I read

the books beforehand. Well, I think I read The Hobbit and the Fellowship beforehand, and then like as the movies came out, I finished the other two. But um, shots fired. Did not enjoy reading. Um, I did it. Yeah, I mean I really like the Hobbit because it's for dumb dumbs um um. But like the other books, I didn't enjoy. But like I'm I'm you know, she a nerd and she had to. She was not about to be talking about how much she loved learning the Rings without reading

those books. Girl girl. Um. When Game of Thrones the show first permode, I remember Sue, you was sort of anti. No, she was like, you were blasting through all the books though, oh yeah, well I done read the books, but she had read the books. I was anti the show until recently. I only just recently learned that you did start watch, okay, because I only just recently started watching. So what happened was Game of Thrones was coming out, and I have

like caveat. I come from a family of super nerds and like between like my sister to some extent, my dad and really my aunt who's like the treky, like the number one Trek, number one. Um, and she also owns a bookstore. So that's like a great cross pollination of like what's local fantasy. So when that was when the show was kind of about to come out. But when people are discovering Game of Thrones, I started reading it.

I blasted through all of them, like I think I read like Storm of Swords in an airport and like maybe two days and my mom like he yelled at me. She was like, you're not talking to us, And I was like the second it was in college and then and when the books came out, they would have been thrilled if I was reading instead of talking. You know, my mom works in a library and she's like, why

you not, Jane Austin. She doesn't care, but um so, and then when the books came out and things were different, I started getting um Well, first of all, when the books came out, I was like this is born because I just read them and I know what happens. And when Ned Stark spoiler alert the first season when Ned Stark dies and everybody's freaking out, I was like, bitch, I don't know. Then Ned Stark died, and then everybody that was surprised automatically just like thought less of and

then I mean me too. Actually with that even I'm like, so, why are you surprised about knowing that the Starks get killed? It's like you you're a super Every scene of in Game of Grounds is is this person going to die? Or are they going to narrowly escape death? Those are the stakes. Either they are done now or they're they just are not on by like by chance, like who's gonna show up? What magic thing is going to happen?

Like the dragons are like the ultimate trump card. And what really got me like scared was really that they were changing things and I knew eventually the seasons we're going to surpass the books, and then I wasn't gonna know what was truth and what was happening. So then I got well, first I was mad because I was like, no, like the show isn't right because you know this butterfly effect and like this thing that happened and that thing happens.

But then it had been a while since I had read the books, and I was like, actually U s and l and like um dink Lidge was on and it was like so cool and fun. And I started thinking about Game of Thrones again and I had like seen some episodes and then I started watching not this season, but the season before. Now I'm caught up on this season, and then I think I'm going to go back because I realized that every episode of Game of Thrones is

a tiny Lord of the Rings. Wow, well you know what. Okay, so you know what stayed with me when you first started reading the books? And I was like, oh, like what's the appeal to you? And you were like for high fantasy worlds or just for any book that like builds a fully realized world where like everything in it is like self contained and true and like it just

feels real. Like that's what, That's why you love reading? Yeah, and that's yeah, that applies to like Lord of the Rings in Harry Potter and like totally and that's why I felt that way about Harry Potter because I'm on a fourth grade reading level. Yeah. Still Roblow's biography, well it's up there. But also can I tell you something I have. I'm gonna quote Matt. Sorry before you go,

this is this is a direct quote from Matt. I've only ever read nine books in my entire hell, in my entire I have in my whole hel I've only read like nine and it's like all the comedy lady memoirs. Okay, Well, have you read Kathy Griffin's memoir? Not yet? Okay, that's my favorite. So there's a couple that I have not done. I have not read Kathy Griffins and I have not read Mindy Kaling. I've never read Ellen's, but I haven't. I haven't read Ellen's either. I don't really count Ellen.

It was a comedian. I'm sorry, like after she she she did something shitty and now I don't like Ellen anymore because okay, hear me out girl she Do you remember Matthew Fox from Lost? Yes? Yeah, he played Jack on Lost, and he he was like a big television actor, you know, intermittently in the way that Terry Hatcher is like he'll be on a huge show and then disappear and are they dead and then they're they're they're back ten years later. Um, So that is Terry hatch That ter,

Where is she now? Yeah? Um, god bless. So Matthew Fox post lost, there started to become rumors about him that I think the show and like ABC had ke under the under the bridge, I guess that he was abusive towards women. So he was arrested or like some faced something because a bus driver alleged that he punched

her in her breast. And Dominic Monahan, who plays Charlie, was on Twitter and he might be a little Twitter crazy, but he responded to a tweet like do you still keep in touch with Matthew And he said no, he beats women. No thanks, So he flat out through that out there, and Matthew Fox got in trouble for doing this, So is Dory so Ellen. So Ellen has Matthew Fox on the show and he's and she's like, can you clear this up? Because we know you and we know this is not you, And I was just like, this

is such bullshit. Ellen is officially like lost all her edge, like it's totally gone. She's just she's just there to like give people apology platforms and like dance around like Bieber. And honestly, I don't respect the whole Bieber thing. Like she perpetuates a lot of the reason why we still tolerate people like Justin Bieber and why do we so No, and I don't really see Ellen like doing that much outside this talk show, And it is actually like I

just don't care anymo like her. I love Ellen like I loves Mesa Mellen, and I want like her line of like hoodies that have those like cute little animals on him. I really want that, um But I think that that is a wonderfully specific story. Yes, well, I know why you don't enjoy her. And and also Kanye, I'm tired of giving the giving the like, sure Kanye's music great, have him on to perform, I'm not. I don't want to hear him talk for ten minutes about

how he's mozart. I don't care. That's interesting because that is unique to Ellen because Ober never really did that either. No, she didn't, and Ellen is not even in the same league as No. No, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and like Ober never had that did that thing where it's like, Okay, well come on my show and like talk to the world. It's just this thing where I don't feel like I have to love Ellen like Patrick Harrison anymore, just because

they came out first. Like I understand now, but like I respect how hard it was. I respect the journey, but like it matters what you do, not what you did. Like I just I just like I don't know. I really hated the Matthew Fox thing. I had a bad taste in my mouth about it because I don't believe that he didn't do these things. You can't just make that show. Know, those things always start from something. I have a question, though, Um, out of the two of you,

who is the Ellen and who is the Porsche. I mean, I'm Porsche, You're Ellen. I am not Ellen. Why do you think that? Why do you think you're poor? Because I've I have documented struggles like Porsche. Oh, and Ellen doesn't have documented struggle. Porsche had eating disorders on ally mcbeel all, I've read something that all of those women had, Yes, and that was a memoir I wanted to read because to bring it all back, Porsche has a memoir. I

forget what it's called. And Um, but Porsche didn't interview on on Oprah, which was one of the best Oprah interviews ever, and it was it was so emotional and Oprah says to ELPs Porsche, like they talked all about the eating disorder. Porsche is reading excerpts from the book and crying, and it's it's really really powerful, Like she wrote this book. She talked about the specifics of what it means to like Bee. It was really hard. So towards the end of it, Oprah mentions that she gets more.

She had gotten more hate mail for appearing on the episode of Ellen where Ellen comes out because apparently she's on it as like the therapists. She said she got more hate mail for doing that episode of television than anything else she had ever done in her career. And Porsche just starts to cry, and she says, that really hurts me to hear that, and it's it's just it's just crazy. It's really sad to put them all on the same arena. But all I will say is I

feel that I am Porsche. I'm Porsche. Bit that is ridiculous. It's like I would want to be Ellen because I would want to be like the power bitch. Yeah, but the thing is we don't know behind the scenes. I don't want to be Ellen. I don't I don't want to be Ellen. You can be I want to be Ellen. I want to be like I want to be Ellen, and I want to pick where the house is Ellen, We're both Porsche. Okay, yeah, all right, honestly makes sense?

It does? It does? It does? I think that that reads, And actually that makes me just think about like all the real power players in Hollywood, like, okay, but I wouldn't I wouldn't want to be any of them, Like I wouldn't want to be Simon Cowell. That's yes, oh

not in Hollywood, like in the music industry. Well, I'm just saying, all of a sudden, you said the words Matthew Fox and Simon cow you said the words okay, you said the words I want to pick where we live, And it took me back to to that time when my parents and I went to Los Angeles. So my the one time I've ever been to Los Angeles was not for like a career related thing at all. It was my parents and I went to do like a family vacation with my sister Chelsea, and we ended up

doing like a Hollywood homes tour. And the reason I say that Simon cow was a power player in Hollywood is because he had by far the best House, the iron Man House, that like White House on a cliff, that's Simon. I mean, I'm not denying the fact that the guy is a Jillian, Yeah right, I'm just saying he's got he's got powers. Well, I think, like, what about like brand Jelina, Like, I think who is the power there? Though, because like I feeling, Angelina Jolie has

like more star power than Brad Pitt. I think it's a bigger deal when Angelina Jolie does something than when Brad Pitt does. Yeah, and also freaking think about like the career trajectory of Angelina Jolie and now she's like directing movies like the Sony Leaks talking about her and I'm just like, um, sorry, you hate strong women. I could not believe those things. I will not I won't deny. I read every sn't I just heard about that story. Oh I read everyone I get my hands on. It

was so rich. It was it was the wiki leaks of Hollywood, It really was, and it was crazy. Ones were great then was very fun. Um, but yeah, the Angelina stuff was really bad because they were really talking about her. That's so horror ball. Oh my god, wait, what did I just Oh my god, I just saw on Facebook and tell me if you guys saw this, um this interview with Princess die that like reserviced. I

think one of our friends posted it. No, but it's it's I mean, like it's fascinating because she's kind of being very honest and like forthright about like how she doesn't think she'll be queen because the power like basically like the royal family like doesn't doesn't like her. And they said, like why and she says, because I do my own I do things my own way. And she says,

why why do you think they don't like her? And basically, like I'm totally butchering what she says, but she says, it's it's been the same way with all powerful women and confident women. Know, she says, strong women, which is why she's so strong? How did she get that strong? What is she doing? What is she going to do? And it's fear and it's fear And I got chills just thinking about it. But I want to know what that real quote is because everybody should look up that.

And since Diana was like the fucking I feel like I don't know that much about besides, you know, obviously the horrible thing that happened her because we were so young when I yeah, I remember where, but like just in interviews I think she did. It wasn't Barbara Walters. It was someone though. I watched like her last interview and she just gets real as funk about the divorce and about raising her like it's it's incredible, she's so smart.

Long time too before someone tries to tell that story again, because they just made a horrible movie with Naomi Watts. She does look so much like she does, but I just it sucks, which is enough, Which is enough. You'll find that Naomi Watts looks like most blonde women. Yeah, like the plainest face study anymore culture that was the formative for you that you want to talk about before we move on? Um, I think, uh like the Madonna

Immaculate collection. Really you really are guys like all the time, she's crazy, Oh my god, this poutine and like all caps. I was like, retweet, she's nuts. She thinks water is poison. What are you talking about, Jenie Stole Jenie Stroller showing me some tweets or she's like water water toxicity is real, and it's like, oh my god, my favorite to share Needles doing her snatch game the limeline. Really, you're gonna go to the limelight? Yeah? It wasn't even that accurate.

It was just really funny. It was a good caricature. Yeah, she didn't she know? I think that was what's her face? Stacey and Matthews doing iconic Iconic. We just finished watching that season and it was like, such a weak season four, you think, no, no, no, not for three? Three was Week three was weak? Yeah, three was weak, and I was like, I was like, I really like Alexis Matteo and then I was like, yeah, but when you stack her up with in any other season, like I remember you.

Matt Rodgers had a whole frigging week where he was like, I'm well, I'm a Lissa Edwards always in Forever, i am a Lissa debatable, I'm Alissa. No, Lissa is my favorite queen and she has been since the beginning. How the fuck can you live in a world where you are Porsche and Lissa Ever at the same time, I'm ever. Matt is so angry. I talked to all of us because we all claim to be poor. I'm Porsche and I'm either Alaska or Katya. I think I know that

I'm not Alyssa Edwards because I'm Trixie. You're not tri Trixie is Trixie is unreal because I feel like she kind of like, this is how I think that I'm similar in a Trixie. I think that, um, we peaked before our time and this is your Bob. You know why, because you're smart, your woke SuDS Bob. I think you guys think I'm Bob. I think I'm tricky because I think I'm a big pink mess. All right, am, I just just talking to Malta. Why Why does I have

a question? Why does everyone universally agree that I'm Jasmine. I don't okay. That was like a joke last season when it was like she Henry my boyfriend says, says that I'm Jasmine masters. I don't agree with that. I don't even know who that is. I'm having trouble. She was she was like, I'm here, h g r here, I'm here a bit, she's season seven and then she was like and then she got kicked off. After the Shakespeare episode, she had no, You're not no, you're Alyssam.

I I think I'm it always goes back to man, I think that you're Raven, and I think for Bowen to be any Asian queen is very first thought. So because Raven JUDI be a very close and I also feel that Rave that juju By and Bowen do share a lot of Oh my god, I love It's like when I said Bowen was the kid, she think to um,

that's one of the best ones. But I mean, like I just I think when I think of drag queen, though I know that my personality doesn't embody Alyssa, but to me, Alyssa is the all Quinn queen because she is paget. She is comedy, but not like giving it to you exactly, but she's just funny herself. She's not given it to you clown, and she is ce rating femininity or day. And just today on my Instagram, I saw this picture of her in this like lime green

fringe just like with the hand up here. Yes, I love tight and I was just like I watched clips of her first strength. I really do drag queens get me through the mother a fucking day. Why I listen to that walk when I need to do something big that day? Yeah, unless it was on fire Island this weekend. I wanted to get a picture with her, but she was, mom, Oh, can I tell you like ultimate woke Bay Victory, is

that my lovely boyfriend? The other day she really came that one, except first she says okay, and then he heard it, and then he said, no, it's wrong, and then he said, oh my god. Watching he watches UM. He watches with Trixie, Trixie and Katia with me. He watches them, and he loves Trixie. And this season he only watches like clips that I shown it. UM. And this season he was really down for Acid Betty because I was too. I think Acid Betty's like a guy's queen,

and honestly because they got it when they see it. Yeah, because it's so over the top, because like you can see how dope it is. Like she's basically like the special effects makeup of Drag Night, Special Effect Hunts and e G. I, honey, it's real life. He woke, he woke? All right? Well, UM, I guess this episode is sort of loosely dedicated to a first half of sixteen, So we're in the second half. We're in age two. Um,

six months have gone by six full months. Some people, you know what, mistakenly make this call June one or like all right, we're half with you. The bear's get a month, get a month left. June is like a big month to a lot happens. A lot happened in

June this year. I have to say, I know we said we were going to make this about the first half of the year, but the first thing that my mind goes to is, I know the movie that like, I'm just trying to think, like what movies I've come out the first half of the year, and like, all I can think about is should I haven't seen? And I don't want to go see Finding Dory. I saw it, it it was it was perfectly fine. I really want

to go see it. You know what I really want to go see and I'm going home specifically to see it with my dad is Secret Life of Pets because my dad told me that when he saw The Secret Lives of at his trailer, he laughed so hard he cried and I said, I want to see that movie. But I wanted to see you see that movie because I call him and I think I was even talking about like the Lobster, and he goes, you know what, movie is going to be amazing. And I was like,

oh what what? What secret life a pat? What was he even laughing at my dad's like sweet splies like animals that can talk or do things like I get my dad? Yeah, well nope, like funny bad isn't funny? He likes he loves monkeys, Like I gave him a monkey. It's a pet draw. I gave him a card with a monkey sticking its um finger in its nose, but it was clearly photoshop. And he opens the card for Father's Day and he laughed so hard that he cried and says, how did they get them to do that?

And I didn't have the hard to tell him photoshop. Actually no I did. I screamed photo shop and then he crumbled into that. Also. I just just for the last like thirty seconds, I have not been at what's that thinking about? Like them pitching Homeward Bound? Okay, it's a pet trauma because Sally Field to voice the cat. There's a great scene at the end where they run and they scream Hope, Hope, and the Hope is the girl's name. I like this, but I'm wondering. I'm just

brainstorming here about this pet drama. Um, is there also an opportunity for a spinoff? Or maybe there are babies talking Maybe Bruce willis as long as you as long as you're able to show babies or pets that people would want to fuck. But how would they get the babies to do that? I don't know. Well, let's scrap this idea and move on to the next Batman movie. And thinking about Kilmer, what has gone on? His face has gotten so much wider, Well, he's just gotten he's

gained weights. I don't you know, Like I was just thinking about this like every time, like it's kind of it's really actually really freaking sent and it happens more with women. But like every time an older actress, not even older, but like an actress surfaces and they and people talk about, like I thought about Goldie Hunt. They were like, what happened to Goldie Hun? I'm like, she's her age, and she looks better than your grandmother. That's

her age. She looks she would mop the floor. And also you know all of those women that and I don't want to name too many names, like all those women that they talk shit about about, like what happened to her? All those women can hold a marble in their pussy. I mean they are so pilates tight. It's true, like garbage when I'm that age looks great for her age. Hillary so she's like years older than Donald Trump, and

Donald Trump looks like a sagging bag of flies. Hillary looks radiant as ever, does yoga every day, honestly making chills right out my spine to think about the whole thing, because I've got I've been getting so mad and now I'm not even I'm like fully unleashing on Facebook if I see someone posts some like Hillary as a murderer, she should be in prison bullshit, Like I just get some time to realize what your friends are crazy, and oh I love It's like, oh my god, wow, I've

known you for six years and now I know you're dumb. It's crazy. It's just I mean, like people I used to respect and I'm like, yeah, you're fucking nuts. Do not respect And now I have to like negotiate that, and I'm like, it's just it's just like I don't know, we could talk about this all fucking day and night. I'm just like, it's we have two choices, people, That's it. I think that they're the same. For Garry Johnson, is that his name, No, that's the the the Apparently he's

really funny. But that's like not president with my president. I want to president have that funny twitter. Yeah, I really have to figure out I really want us president for me. I'm trust president, so I'm different outfits and different laws. I'm a tour guide in New York City and I work on this bus that passes by the Trump Tower, and so I really have to figure out

how to make jokes about it without a look. For a little while, I was just saying, like that dad that dragged his kids to New York was like I didn't like that gay boy talking about honestly, so not far from So it's in this goddamn city develop that they just want to go to a restaurant where they can throw their trash on the ground. That's all they really want. Where's the Texas Roadhouse has a roll of paper towels like on a rock? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we

need that. By the way, my restaurant has that. There you go, Dad's tourist. Dad's flocked to Brooklyn, crab and rent. But what I'm trying. It's in Columbus, it's in Columbus Circle, the Trump's Hower, the Trump Ower, And so the joke I've been doing lately is like, oh, there's Christopher Columbus the statue. He's facing south. He actually thinks he's facing north. He's not good with direction, but you know he's actually facing away from the Trump Tower. So we can't see

what happened to America. Okay, and he's the biggest that's school. It is pretty good, right, And now I've been saying, because I can feel the vibe lately is like not good around the joke like some people are like and they really like it, and other people will they roll their eyes. So lately I've been saying, oh, there's the statue of Christopher Columbus. He's facing away from the Trump's Hower, so we can't have an opinion on its pretty good, girl, you gotta get those tips that fat dad stick a

dollar in your butt. And then and then we say, um, you know, Donald Trump, Yeah, stick it right in my butt. It's fat dad. Honestly, it sounds like something you'd really say, sticking right on my butt, fat dad. We have a few friends that probably really talked like that. I probably talked like that you talk. Oh, come on, the dad wouldn't be fat. The dad wouldn't be fat. It depends. I could go for how much money are they offering

me to get for them to smell my feet? I played this game with a guy one time who just was like how much? And I was like, no way, but let me just let me just see yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I threw out a number. What was the number throughout? I said seven hundred and he goes, that's good, that's like almost rent. That's exactly I was thinking in terms of like he was willing to pay it, and then he goes too high, five hundred, and I was like no, no, bye, And then that was like my

I was gonna say no, no matter what. But I was like, nope, you guys remember that scene and cash me if you can, where Leonard Dicaprioling meets a girl that he doesn't know it was a prostitute and she like breaks them upstairs and she's like how much would you pat? Is it? Adam is the one that he ends up with. She's the cute nurse. Were great movie. I feel like they've seen that so many times. I've always sen it once, but I remember it being I've

never love it would really like very good. Okay, there was such a good I have to shout out this above average article that somebody I don't know who wrote it, but this was so a Chamberlain okay, like added to the list of brilliant things he's fucking done. So like it was apparently Calvin Harris instagram the photo of him on like a boat with all these like women, like all these like hot women, and the article was Leonardo DiCaprio to Calvin Harris, good hustle, But you can fit

more pussy on that boat. Good hustle. It also kind of sounds like Joanna Bradley though, oh yeah, I want to live the lifestyle with their like a lot of beautiful women around me too, but like it's not sexual like Taylor Swet. Yeah, but even then like her fourth of July picks this weekend, We're horrid because it was all these white blonde girls and then us A Dube is like the token, and I was, like, Dubo is in the squad. It's so freaking she's just sitting out

blank texts. Was that the Tailor Si concert that we went came out she walked the Runway to Style. It was fun, but it was like, wait a dubo. Yeah, I mean I kind of love a celeb bus like bring them all, bring them all. It was bring Porscha Brovers like and now Madeline alright, And I was like, you got the longest blank Meg And I was just like, who was going to come out next? Nicole Kidman? I think really came out my Nicole Kidman. Probably don't come

out Sandra fucking Bullock. I mean, if you had the power to summon, you would use that power all time. Can I tell you I watched Ms Congeniality on a plane recently and up it absolutely does not hold up, but her performance does. And then the whole thing you told me, like the whole thing with Benjamin Bratty. It's just like Michael Caine, I'm not gay. I am gay because British what I am? It's my whole character game. Mr d Island, whoever played mrd Island is great? Why

didn't she do anything else? Yeah? She wasn I love that like trajectory of like in like the early hots, like before we became like I'm going to say it again woke. But I love this word um where it was like, first of all, like there were no gay people, and then there was like the Fashion Magazine movie, and then it was like oh the gay comedic relief, and then like everything And now I feel like you have to be really smart about you're talking gay. Oh yeah

because people. But yeah, yeah, well now that I feel just happened like the last four years. People don't realize how recently we've become okay with gay people. Like. Also, I just want to say, the best line reading in all of Miss Congeniality is the girl who plays Miss Rhode Island. They're talking about why she can't do a baton trilling dance with Fire, and she goes, my parents really don't like anything ostentatious, and they really don't like five.

Candice Bergen is great. That too, genius. I want both of them more things. I'm always down for Billy Candice Bergen. You just don't realize how good she is until you until you like become woke. Yeah, you gotta be Candy burg woke, like Christine Baranski level of Like I just always like you mean Christie Brinkley. Yeah, Sudi. One time I was like talking about Christine Baranski and she was like, yeah,

that's why Christie Brinkley is so good. Likely we were talking about like The Grinch, and I didn't I say Christie brink I was like, what what what? What can we talk about The Grunch Taylor Momson that was also a formative movie in my culture. I think Jim Carrey is amazing, but what will I want? That movie is line for line, just like line for line amazing. It's like every single little freaking thing to bract me. Pressle Stark, Yeah,

it's really good. It's so good. Robin Williams Lovell and you mentioned Robin Williams lovel so we can't forget where you Chris Most written by Mariah Carry because Marie Carry was like, I don't want this to compete with my other Christmas money. Can we talk about how faith Hill is the Terry Hatcher of country music and gone you know iconic haircut and Martine had it too, they both

had that haircut. But if Terry, if she really is the Terry Hatcher of country, then that means she'll she'll, she'll, she's due for a return, I come back, or she's already had it. There was a time where faith Hill was like the one yeah, a mom is her husband's name. I hate white people, and remember it's country, they're loud. Taylor's first single was called Timer you think Tim McGrath,

I don't know that the rest of the words. I remember the first Taylor Swift video I saw and she was like when she had that really curly hair and she was like in her princess face. Rememb like thinking in my head, like, oh my god, it's the next jo jo. It's the next jo. Finally the market has provided with me with the jugo shaped hole in my heart,

it's the next jojo. Like ten years ago, my dad was We were sitting in the back and my dad watched watch a CMT because he likes country music, and we were talking about who we thought would last, like in like ten years, and I was like, yeah, here's the people in music that are young and I think are gonna last. And I look listed some people and then he was like, what do you think about Taylor Swift?

I was like, no, she'll be around two more years and then she'll be a songwriter for rest of her career. She can't sing, and what's go and there's nothing going on? And now it's she's the Empire. I mean, you're not wrong. Now she's Darth Vader. We all know she is. She's the one. I'm so scared of her. Actually, yeah, there's there's some doct Trump winning the presidency and Taylor because it all exists in the same world if you really

think about it. Oh yeah. So for Matt is that this Princess Diana thing of you seeing a woman in powering You're thinking, who is she? How did she get? Because I'm fully I'm fully behind everyone else. There's nothing more I want than for Demi Lovato to be Taylor Swift's at There's nothing more than Demi Levado once either. Yeah, I know, it's it's it's too bad. When Demi was on sn L, she freaking slight so hard she sketches. She was like an alien. Oh yeah, John, she was

so wonderful. She's so adorable. I am um, I like, but you know what, I think that because maybe this is like sort of my fantasy of my future. But

like I am pro any hot bitch in charge. I mean, you know, like everybody when they're that famous, like I feel like Beyonce, like all these like these stories that come out of Taylor Swift or whatever, or like this like subversive power that maybe she has, like Beyonce has that and more, but like we just decided that we like Beyonce, like she's better at hiding it or like she owns it more or whatever. But like any I think that anybody that that that is that powerful, that prolific,

they are it's hard to be normal. And like what we think of in society is like nice when you're that huge, when you're not huge, and so it's like anybody who you find who isn't is that famous, and they're like, oh my god, they're so nice. They're working so so so hard to keep to make that their image because it can't be true. It can be true. The stakes are too high because you have to make tough decisions. I mean, I don't even think about it

in terms of like women and men. I just think about in celebrities in general, like I mean, look at Michael Jackson like that, like but that's like such a singular like crazy. Well, I mean, to be honest with you, like think about the people that have gotten to that level, like you, you're Michael Jackson and your Britney Spears. Britney Spears was was fully nuts and you know, Mariah, she's never coming back. Well, I just think fame makes people cuckoo.

I mean, it's so hard. And you also, you know, when you're famous, you get a lot of people around you, especially if you grew up in the business, which is super hard because then you don't know anything else. We had a lot of people around you that want to take advantage of you, and it makes you go it makes you go cockl. Yeah, that's kind of what Beyonce was preyed to, like just her entire life. I guess like, yeah, well I guess she keeps her shut so unlock, Like

you don't know if she's nuts or not. But what what the thing about Beyonce? Like who cares? I know, like who cares about their personalities too? It's like I really like I've never, like except for people of course that like like actually commit crimes. I've never like like heard like a bad gossip story about somebody and then thought like, oh, I'm not going to listen to that music or like see that movie unless it's like a heinous, moralistic thing. But the ones who do have good personalities

I like even more like share like shares. Yeah, I mean obviously it helps. Yeah, it helps to like them more. Like, I mean, you had such an amazing experience with Ariana, you did, and that makes me even more. I just freaking love that chick. And then her music is amazing and I love a new album. I'm sorry, I listened Into You last night at like three in the morning. I listened Into You. That is a song that won't

stop for me, and that whole album. I'll just listen to a new song and then just be like, this is now my song, greedy um No. At Fire Island, they were blasting this uh just songs all night at this place called SIF Control, and then it was like good music. But then they played Into You a remix of it, and I fully felt myself. I was like, oh yeah, and I just like I was singing to it, lip sinking to it. Just felt like it was in

the fucking video. I was God's Birthday. They played Into You, and I mean, but I learned the definitions of the definition of living my goddamn life to Ariana Into You, And then she screamed in the middle of a song, all of a sudden, the middle of us, it's the middle of the sound. Even like a course, and so he just goes just like I was screaming, Arianna, you give me life, and then they and then they went into be all right, and I just I just about bottomed now, I mean I was that it was from this,

from from this side of the table. Underrate what I said. She got bottomed out from from this side of the table. I'm appropriating. Please, do you're allowed? Honey, it's not ours. It doesn't belong to us. Like RuPaul says, you know, people keep taking from us, and we'll just keep giving you, Mama, We'll keep coming up with new things. That's true. Um, oh my god. Sometimes I feel like no one else is like is into Sometimes that that song her song.

Sometimes as I am I think it which I didn't even think, I mean is, And times I don't even think of let go. Can I tell you what happens to me with these albums. Sometimes I'll listen to one song and I love it so much, and I'll listen to that song over and over and over and over again, and then before I know it, I'm so stuck on that song I haven't even listened to the rest of the album, to the point where I don't even want to what is that with my Everything? I mean, not

my everything, Dangerous Woman, Dangerous Woman. I feel like I haven't listened to the rest of the album because I'm just Dangerous Woman. I know I've listened to Dangerous Woman. I've listened to be all Right, I've listened to Into You. What is your number one? Into You? Oh yeah, I mean it's amazing. I think when they played that song in Soul Cycle, I'm like, like that they played into You as like the climb song and the cycle my first soul cycle, and I was like, I'm hood, I

really do want to try Soul Cycle. It's good. I need to find something that that makes me want to work out good. But the other day I went, like I usually go at like eight am morning spin is intense because and most to go to work. So I go I think, okay, I'll wake up really because I should do and um, or I'll go at like the

noon class or whatever. And then I went to the seventh thirty class and Williamsburg, Yeah, the seven thirty PM class, and it was like, um, like the PR marketing crowd had just gone out, and it was all these like super thin girls like right out of college, all in pink sports bras with their high ponies, and they heard and it was like so much energy, and like people were seeing people that they knew and they were like doing that thing like that you do in colletra and

You're like and then it was like so much energy, and I was like visibly flustered by like I was like, oh, this is everything I hate. This is everything I hate. And then he hear this girl like into my ear goes, Hi, Stephanie, so nice to meet you all, And I, oh, my god, do you usually ride with Ariel? I'm never taking the class in the area. Really you should our friend Damon Mazzoni, his boyfriend, Ariel Padilla. Here's a little plug for him take his class. That's like, I know he does an

Ariana versus the weekend class. Oh my god. I think he does a lot of Beyonce rides too, if I'm not missing a lot of rides. The day that I went, then we went to the Beyonce concert. I went to soule cycle that morning. I am the instructor, gone to Beyonce the night before, so she only played Beyonce perfect. Amanda just recently took a class with Ariel and she dropped the name of a celebrity who apparently only takes class with Ariel and I'm gonna mouth to you guys

over the mic. Okay, good, that's huge, huge, And she said she's gorgeous. Of course, of course that described is everyone famous. I remember I saw oh damn Emma Stone, like when I was in there, she was like walking out. Every time I've seen the celebrity on the street, it's not because I saw a celebrity, it's because I think, who is that strikingly beautiful person with that amazing outfit on? And it was Emma Stone and she just like freaking

looked like Grace Kelly And it was when she was blonde. God. Yeah. And then my first year in y U, I would see Marissa Tomay a lot because I think her apartment was around my dorm and Marissa Tomay both times I saw her. The first time, I was like, oh, that's a cute coat. Oh fuck, it's Marsa Tomay. And then the second time I was like, whose boots are those? Those are good boots, and it was freaking Marissa Tomat

The celebrities are just better dressed. And that's not true though, because I saw Natalie Portman and the CVS and Union Square and she was sweats what I'm saying, like they don't not all of them leave the house. Like I went to the Dwayne read by Tish and it was very late at night, and I think I was like getting like garbage food or whatever. I mean, it was

like eleven or something. And I see this guy come in, tiny or guy with like a huge like orange Parker cock huge cock out, this big orange Parker that was zipped up almost like up to his nose and then only like a little glasses. And it was Spike Lee. And he walks in and he just doesn't even look around, just like shouts to the cash cashier, do you have three ring binders? Oh my god? He's just like aisle four or whatever. And it just comes in and I just was like looking around to be like did they

really know that Spike Lee? But I didn't want to call him out, but like a mcdona mcdonne, have you told you guys this freshman year we were at some stupid party. Think it was like three of us were

at the same party this night. But then I leave and go to the fourteenth Street McDonald's on six and fourteen, and it's three in the morning and waiting in line, and the person in front of me is trying to buy is screaming at the McDonald's cashier and because there's a homeless man begging for food, and he go give him something. I'll buy him something, just give him just like here, A'll order three cheeseburgers for this man. And then I turn and then he turns around and looks

at me. It's a Orlando Bloom and he goes, see, these people are horrible. They won't even give this man three cheeseburgers. Why do they do that? And I go, um, I don't, I don't know. And I was just very and no one was in that comment to you. We'll go cele so drunkiest drunk dude screaming and the McDonald's telling them to do something that they're not supposed to do. That's my movies are magic because they take regular people

and they make them important. Have you ever seen you ever seen some one that you really were trying to do it was a celebrity and you just like kind of followed them around, like Orlando Bloom. Yeah, but that hot in person. He was like, yeah, he was very good looking. Oh let me tell you. I mean my number one crushes Jonathan Groff, and I saw him one time on the street and literally I saw him coming down the block and he's with a couple of friends, and I was like, oh my god, oh god, oh god.

I knew it was him coming down the street and I was like, oh no, no, no, no no, And I was just like and then he walked past me, and I just like turned and watched him go all the way down the block. I was I must have taken me ten minutes out of my day. I was like, it's Jonathan. I have to I just am so in love with him. What is it about him? Well, I don't know. I think like I just I don't know, you know when you just know, I just know. I mean, he's so dreamy, he's a cutie, he's autie. I mean,

I'm trying to think anyone else I've seen. Oh. I saw James Franco one time outside of m y U, and it was that thing of my dream. I was so in love with him and wearing I mean, I still am, but that was like the height of my obsession. Have you seen him his body in the new movie that he's in with Brian Krans Then, holy sh it, he looks amazing. Do him Brian Cranston make out? No, but it's like it's like a father it's like a father and son in law thing. I think, But you

know what movie I really want to see? Am I basic for wanting to see this Bad Moms? No? If we didn't write that, I think it looks so I think it looks great, and I'm like, and it looks great, and I like, I literally can't believe we didn't write that. I stand for christ applicate time. That woman has amazing timinga.

She's amazing. She's amazing, and I feel like she has been like talking about somebody who's like always been around and like low key is like a very successful and has made a lot of movies and people don't talk about enough, and she is that go to Like I feel like when you have a movie like that, people are like, who can carry this role and we'll nail it?

And it's also a star. And Christina Applegate from the Sweetest Thing, The Sweetest also doesn't hold up though, but it was one of my favorite, Like I just remember her from like Anchorman and I was like, oh, so so good an anchorman and then so under used in the sequel to Yeah, but the sequel was bad. It was like we had the money to do this, and like we got the team together for for a fucking week and so we did it. But I mean, I love Christina Applegate and also down from Mila Cooness super

also super down for Kristin Bell. I'm down for all you're just naming. I'm just saying I'm down for the mom. I'm also down for Catherine Hahn always down steps one of my favorite movies of all time. Also, it's so underrated and steals that movie. Oh, she absolutely does from the moment they do the talking and being inside of her and I go, but it's just your beard, or she goes, she's just your hair. Have you guys ever

seen Revolutionary Road. She's in it like a dramatic supporting role and like nails, she's like an incredible dramatic Actually, she's amazing. Transparent, she's so good. Yeah, I don't think I've gotten to the point where she comes in and Transparent she's in the first season. She she's amazing. All right, let's move on to I don't think so honey, Oh okay, okay, here has it been that long already? And it's very

hot in here. I just want that to be now that I have to sit on the edge of my seat because otherwise my thighs are just gonna melt into this lovely leather chair alright, and it's cream leather, so alright, So I don't think so honey far listeners at home, is we get to rail again. Something that's happening this week, something lighthearted and um really go for it for one full minute, and we have to use the phrase I

don't think, so honey as much as possible. So one of us will do this first to show Sudi how it's done. So I don't have one on off the coffin. I don't want to do the thing where I make it up as you hit the boton. I mean, I'm gonna do the thing where you make it up as you hit the button, all right, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just not I'm not I'm not choosing to be mad at pop culture things this week. There's other ship that I'm

mad about. That's I guess the way I feel about it. Um, but this is aheart it's a lighthearted show. Let's do it alright, Ready, bitch, I don't think so, honey, with bone Yang ready and yeah, I don't think so, honey. People who blast their music from the other side of the fence when you're staying in the pines and Fire Island and it's basic ask top forty ship mixed like

with peppered in like Rogers and Hammerstein. Not that I mind either of those, but like we were trying to blast like some nice culture tunes, the New the New Blood Orange, the New mit Ski and you know, these these these good artists that are queer adjacent and really nice and deep to listen to. And just like we're feeling that vibe, and we're vibing in the house, we're relaxing, we're all like just you know, on different substances, just

sort of you know, luxuriating. And meanwhile I'm hearing Brittney Spears blasting from the other house and it's just it's it's an assault after a certain point. And these people were very unfriendly. They invited us to come over to their house for a party, and then we are swiftly went and took them up on that the next night, and then they said, please go away. Who are you? We don't remember talking to you. So I don't think so honey, mean days on Fire Island in the Pines,

and that's one minute, and that's one minute. Okay, you know, um, I'm ready to go. Great, here we go. I don't think so honey, that last I don't think so okay, that was bullshit. Who the fuck is mits gee? If I don't think so honey. The cultural elite, the gay cultural elite that come in with this new music that isn't music, I don't know. It just sounds like synth to me. Fuck you. If I would listen to Britney Spears, I'm gonna do it when my nys are huh. I'm

gonna listen to her all the DODA day. And I don't need all you young queers coming in here, who don't know your history, who don't know what happened at stone Wall, who don't understand. I was on the front lines. It was me, RuPaul and Harvey Milk and we were all there and we were listening to Britney Spears in front of stone Wall. And for you to come in here with your fucking speedos and your attitude and your grinder and your hook up apps and your culture is disgusting.

I don't think so, honey. And you know what, I'm gonna take it realed down because I have five more seconds. And I would say, I don't think so much. Oh my god, that was you were conflating a lot of things. And that Matt Rogers, you do not come after me and I don't think so, honey, bitch. So I guess it's your turn. I could come after you morning, do DA day, night, you stop it with the DODA days. You don't tell you don't police me? She served chet

bank bank realness day. Also, can I tell you one thing. I don't like those who police others in any way. Also, and this is just one thing I want to say before study goes. I understand like we're all very We're all feeling a lot of feelings. Don't tell people how to use their facebooks. Don't don't get on Facebook and say how come it's business as usual for you, Like people are going to go through this in their own way. People are going through everything in their own way. Just

shut the funk up. If you're you're using your energy telling people, how to grieve, how do like feel the loss of like, even if it's a celebrity, what a celebrity dies? Don't fucking shade people for posting a picture of them. Fuck you, you're dumb. So that was that. That was That was a real ass. But Matt, would you say you're policing the police? ER's yeah, well I feel fine about that. Okay, goddamn podcast, it's my podcast.

I'm just gonna say I don't need like you guys like like telling me like I'm telling you like, I'm saying it. Not you, guys. I'm just saying, who made you the authority on what's okay to post on Facebook? You fucking unfollow people? Then I do? Oh my god, wait, okay, this just this just made me think that maybe I should change my I don't think so, honey, Right, get as real as you want now, I don't think so honey.

Dudes with lame ass puns on their Twitter, lots of fucking retweets and faiths because basic comedians with your fucking let me tell you the observation beside a pun behind a pun? Okay, oh, some words sound like other words. The only punts I like are the ones that sam rees posts because she's my friend. Okay, all you lame ass fucking pun tweeters and all you'll lame ass fucking punt tweeters are retweeting everybody else's, so you're just feeding

the basic nous. Read a fucking book, read a news article, or think of a fucking original thought. And it makes me fucking piste off. It makes me so mad when they see it on Twitter, and it makes me just go, oh, so I unfollow, and I've unfollowed a lot recently. And if I don't follow you, then you gotta look up, if you gotta lay mass pun tweet because it makes me mad. It's basic nous, it's lazy, and I un follow you because it makes me rage. Sammies shout out,

and I don't also caveat to that. I don't like an iron pun. I don't like it either, like, oh, I'm making a dad joke and I know it's bad, like get out with a why post. I think a bad ship all the time, but I don't think it's funny because it's bad. Get out. I mean, I feel like, yeah, that's not good. I hate, I hate, I hate. Now you know it's like a spiteful thing because everyone knows they hate the puns. They don't. They don't because first of all, a lot of people don't recognize it as

a pun. I feel like they think of it. It's just like some like clever dy dumb and like there are certain people with a lot of followers they're we're talking about. There's a couple I wanted. I almost want you to name names, but I think not because I just don't followed. Because that's it, because I'm not going to call im not going to call specific people. I'm going to call out the trend and I just don't

follow you're already doing. I say no, thanks to that, and then I follow another jazzebel writer because they are doing the good they're doing the good work. I just bought Lyndy Westbrook Shrill for two fifty outside on my way in here, and I'm so excited to buy for two fifty, But then I thought it just came out. Why is it on sale? And that's a microaggression. Absolutely. I hope Joanna Rothkop writes a book soon. Oh she

would be dope. They're all dope, they're all great. Um, all right, let's move on to Culture of the week. This is our culture of the week. This is where we um take something that we feel like is doing it right. Um. And actually, you know, I have a lot of news. Okay, so why don't you why don't you start this one out? So the culture of the

week this week goes to Frozen. Ever after the new flume ride that opened that Epcot in Walt Disney World, it replaced the Maelstrom attraction that used to stand in the Norway Pavilion. Now, Norway as a country as a nation is upset because they feel like they got a little duped by Disney. Um, because here was a pavilion that celebrated Norway. That's what we were there. We were celebrated, you know, the culture that really was Scandinavian Scandinavian and

also did a lot for tourism. And they say that because they've replaced it with Frozen, that kind of takes it away from them. But you know, it was up to the government of Norway to pay to keep it for what it was, because Disney approached them and said, okay, so you can either put a lot more money into this or we're going to make it a frozen thing.

And the Norway government was like, nah, no thanks, because the Norway government was like, We're going to spend that on healthcare for our people, not riding in another country. So what I say is UM down with Norway. Fuck them, because what's what's important is Frozen. And this new attraction has Elsa singing let it go, and you take a boat ride past her and she sends you backwards in the ride and you slide down into the Frozen world

and it's amazing to see recreation. And I don't what I feel like what's in Hoarden in our world is that everyone learns about Frozen and not that people learn about Norway's culture. So the culture of the Week goes to Disney for really prioritizing what's important, really maintaining the World Showcase aspect of Epcot and keeping it tight because the countries are Mexico, United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Italy, Morocco and Frozen China. Don't forget China and Japan. Oh

what China and Japan, I'm not familiar. Um wow, that's your culture of the week. My culture of the week has got to be Um the snow White in the Seven Dwarves ride in the Magic Kingdom. Um, just you know it's it's the perfect ride for anyone who's too afraid to get on Big Thunder Mountain. Perfect ride for someone who wants the atmosphere of Big Thunder Mountain without the gravitational perturb you know, perturbation speak on the animatronics.

The animatronics. Wow, So you are the conceit of this right? Is that you're in a mine, card in the mine that the seven dwarves are working in, and so um, as you ride through the mine, you see you travel through this world. It's so do you feel like they're real? I feel like they're real. Oh, you go into this mine and then they have the dwarves there. Um, but instead of like moving at ematronics, they have led screen faces that have different emotions projected onto them. Yes, I've

done it. Everyone at home realizes that it really feels real. It feels so real. The animation is top notch for a movie that's you know, almost eighty years old. So anyway, you loop around and then but at the end of the ride, as you're being sort of you know, docked or on the bay or whatever, um, you see the House of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and you see snow White dancing with some of the dwarves. It's

so funny. Why, yes, it's a laugh, right. And then you see the Witch peeking inside the house and you know she's up to no good. She's up to no good, mama, and she looks very real. In fact, maybe some of the animatronics in that ride are more real than some people that we know. How about that? And that is my culture of the week, Honey, Sudie, what's your culture

of the week. Well, my culture of the week um is actually you know has to do with brexit um because um, in Disney World there is a ride that is Teacups and we all know the staple of British life absolutely and we all know the history behind you know, the British tea industry. Um, you know, colonization and whatnot.

And what you really get to think about when you're in this um teacup ride that's actually has to do with Alice in Wonderland is you get to spin and spin and spin, but you're controlling the spinning, which is actually kind of like a metaphor for the fact that globalization, colonization. You can control how fast you spin, but no matter what, you're gonna spin, okay, because that colonization and globalization, you know, they're one and one, And people think that we live

in a post colonial world, but we actually don't. And so I would like to thank Disney and the Walt Disney Corporation for bringing that lesson to young children, and also for bringing about the fun of spinning teacups and owns and wondering. Because it's a wonderful movie right now, would you say that even for young children when they see the teacups spin, that they could they could like

equate that to the world. I was in Disney World yesterday and I heard a little a little girl saying, Mommy, mommy, I'm going to ride the Brexit ride. And she took her to the teacups. Knew what she was talking about. The mother knew what she was talking about, the daughter knew what she was talking about. And everybody voted for voted to leave the European un right. Um, anyone who voted remain does not belong in the right. Right. It's all about you know they belong in. It's a small world.

It's all about getting educated and then you make your decisions thank you, Disney. It's a small world is also a sham because listen, it's a big world. It's a small world thanks to McDonald's. Well that about does it for this episode of Lost Culture. Stas Mama, He's, well, you know, we've had Study Green on the show, and what I mean, I feel like we've all gotten to know each other even better, if that's possible. I didn't think it was, but I agree. Who here has seen

each other's dick or vagina I've not seen. I've seen Sudy's breasts. I've seen Sudy's breast. Study may have seen my dick outline in print. I think he's seen my penis. I don't like i've seen either of your penises. Well, i've touched them. Next time you've touched them because I liked it. When you're wearing soft shorts, I just like to give it a tap tap. I'm wearing soft shorts right now. Everybody's seen my breasts. I texted Betty Kenny is super close up picture of my nipple the other day,

asking her if she was in town. Can I tell you one of my very first Snapchat moments was you sending me a Snapchat of your boob and I screenshot at it and then I didn't know that snapchat did this, but then it notified you that I had screenshot at it at him, and I was mortified. I go, oh, no, do you think that if you took a snapshot of your nipple that it would the Facebook would do the thing where it said City Green super spy like boom recognition.

I think that if there is any justice in this world, my breasts would be my face. So yes, that's a really nice way to end. I think, Sudi, where can people follow you on social and they can follow me at fat Jasmine with how many vowels? I think it's like threees? Regular fat Jasmine was taken and I was like, yea by some and the picture is a literal chubby Jasmine and I'm just like, it's so first thought, thank you, Disney. Sudi Green at Tudi Green on Instagram at Tudi Green

on Instagram. And um, what's our merch for this episode? Our merch for this episode? Oh there's so much to choose from, isn't there? I think, what do you? I think our merch is? Um, we don't make up any rules this episode. We're all we were gonna three of us are going to co write a three page memoir called Bad Moms Do Go Bad Moms Too. It's gonna be half memoir, half sequel to Bad Moms I Love, starring us as Kristen Bell, Christine Applegate, and Mila Cunas.

And off the air, we're about to argue about who's to Thank you guys so much, Thank you podcast. I'm at Roger, Thank you, Forever Dog. Bye, be talking out here now and now I blandayagamananday. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bohm. For more podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com. Dog