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Kitchen Table Cult Pod

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Kitchen Table Cult unpacks all the things Kieryn and Eve learned at the kitchen tables of their childhoods in conservative Christian homeschooling families. Every week we take your questions and drill down on various topics about Quiverfull, the Religious Right, and our childhoods in high-demand groups (otherwise known as cults). We’re not surprised about the rise of Trump, Christian fascism, or evangelical white women voting for someone like Mike Pence, and we want to take you back through the beginning of it all to explain why.

Episodes

S3 E6 (NSFW!): Letters to Our Future Ex-Spouses

2 hour special! Eve and Kieryn talk about Purity Culture & Sex Addiction, Masturbation, and the nitty gritty of how Bottom Surgery works. This episode is extremely NSFW! CN: talking about sex/abuse/religion (and also joy). If you don't like descriptions of medical processes skip from 3:19 - 8:16. Contribute to Kieryn's surgery fund (leave a note or a peach/cat emoji): Paypal/Venmo/Ko-Fi: MxDarkwater, Square Cash: $kieryn (Kieryn's twitter is @/BluePupBoi)

Apr 15, 20212 hr 4 min

S3 E5: Everyone has a Water Buffalo

This week Kieryn and Eve needed a palate cleanser. Tune in for Veggie Tales jokes, some reality tv gossip, an upcoming KTC Patrons event, and catching up. CW for CSA in church discussion. **Notes** Kieryn's Play (on VOD until 3/15): https://vimeo.com/ondemand/lgbtqshortplaysgroupc Street Parking is Homophobic: https://bancars69.bigcartel.com/ Junior Asparagus v Abraham Piper: https://twitter.com/jeremiahjw/status/1367891730217857025 YouTube Veggie Tales playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist...

Mar 11, 202159 min

S3E4: 1776 Commission with Dr. Rachel Coleman

Kieryn and Eve are joined by Historian and Executive Director of the Coalition for Responsible Home Education, Dr. Rachel Coleman to dive into the 1776 Commission Report and what it meant. This episode was recorded in January right after it was published and then subsequently removed with the new Biden admin. :)

Feb 24, 20211 hr 18 min

S3E3: Leaving isn't the Hardest thing with Lauren Hough

Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) joins Kieryn and Eve to talk about her brilliant debut book, Leaving Isn't The Hardest Thing (April 2021), a collection of essays about what life has been like after being raised in the cult group Children of God. Spanning her time in the air force to working in DC nightlife to her viral essay about being the cable guy, Lauren's essays focus on learning to live, to thrive, after a stolen childhood and refuse the voyeurism that cult survivors are often subjected to....

Feb 10, 20211 hr 8 min

S3E2: From the Moon I Watched Her, with Emily English Medley

Kieryn and Eve interview Emily English Medley about her book, "From the Moon I Watched Her." An incredibly relatable story about a young woman growing up in the [hushed voice] Church of Christ. CN: Discussion about religious trauma and childhood sexual abuse. Get the book everywhere books are sold and find out more at https://emilyenglishmedley.com/

Jan 28, 20211 hr 8 min

S3 E1: In Case of End Times, Bring Shofar.

Kieryn and Eve decompress about the first coup attempt with everyone's favorite socialist dog mom (socialistdogmom on twitter), Molly Conger! Find out what it was like to be in DC during the attack, discuss some of the religious imagery and hypothesize about why there were so many Shofars around. Notes: https://sojo.net/articles/they-invaded-capitol-saying-jesus-my-savior-trump-my-president https://religionunplugged.com/news/2021/1/6/some-history-behind-the-christian-flags-at-the-pro-trump-capit...

Jan 14, 20211 hr 19 min

S2 E31: Go Home 2020, You're Drunk

For the last episode of the year and the last episode of Season 2, Kieryn and Eve talk about plans for the future of the podcast, recap 2020, plot 2020 Apocalypse Bingo, and talk astrology.

Dec 11, 20201 hr 12 min

S2 E29: Amy Coney Barrett

Kieryn and Eve catch up after a brutal September to talk about Amy Coney Barrett's nomination and how the religious right is explaining a woman's rise to power. This is not the Handmaid's tale, but it's not good either. Show Notes: https://fee.org/articles/vandalism-is-violence-destructive-riots-are-not-just-property-damage/ https://fee.org/articles/human-rights-are-property-rights/ https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/05/how-strong-women-like-amy-coney-barrett-submit-to-their-husbands-with-joy/ ht...

Oct 16, 20202 hr 30 min

S2 E28: Interview with Jaelani Turner-Williams

For Bitch Magazine's Fall 2020 Power Issue, Jaelani Turner-Williams (https://twitter.com/hernameisjae)wrote about how crisis homeschooling this fall might benefit Black and brown students in unexpected ways. Kieryn and Eve discuss with Jaelani her vision of a better future where education is equitable and centered on the individual needs of students. Show Notes: Jaelani's twitter: @hernameisjae Bitch Magazine article: https://www.bitchmedia.org/article/homeschooling-black-girls-learn-in-peace CR...

Sep 04, 202055 min

S2 E27: Betsy Devos Part 2

In a follow up on the first episode on Betsy DeVos, Kieryn and Eve are joined by listener Kristin to hear about her experience as a public school educator during the reign of DeVos. What has changed? What's been the impact of those changes? What should we be looking out for this fall? Show Notes: Research: http://bit.ly/devosnotes follow Kristin: https://twitter.com/musicalgal123

Aug 28, 20201 hr 8 min

S2 E26: Betsy Devos Part 1

Kieryn and Eve discuss Devos' history and relationship to HSLDA to begin understanding what her recent attack on public education means and why HSLDA isn't fighting against the free government money they are notorious for hating. Hint: It's not good. Show Notes: Fact Sheet on the Devos Plan https://www.ncpecoalition.org/trump-voucher-plan Kushner's COVID plan https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/07/how-jared-kushners-secret-testing-plan-went-poof-into-thin-air True Believer https://www.indieboun...

Aug 13, 20201 hr 1 min

S2 E25: Ask a (formerly) Homeschooling Parent

Kieryn and Eve are joined by special guest, Eileen (Eve's mom!) to answer questions about homeschooling through COVID19, how to handle periods of estrangement, and the importance of relationships with your kids. Note from Kieryn: Hi today I was your audio producer, so you may notice some echos and weird sound residue, this is because I'm not a professional just covering for one on vacation. :3 Sorry about the weird feedback. Dave will be back soon! Show Notes: CRHE Home Educators Course: https:/...

Jul 29, 202056 min

S2 E24: Transphobia Across the Aisles

Kieryn and Eve are joined by special guest kitten, Lavender, to discuss the current manifestations of transphobia from Menlo Park church to JK Rowling. CW's apply. Show Notes: Sponsor Eve's book writing summer (venmo @haettinger) Menlo Park Timeline: https://ruthhutchins.com/post/menlo-church-john-ortberg-timeline/ CRHE Home Educators Course: https://responsiblehomeschooling.org/courses/ Kiesha Preston! http://www.votekieshapreston.com/

Jul 17, 20201 hr 12 min

S2 E23: Fertility Maximalists

Kieryn and Eve catch up on all the non-plague related happenings. Tune in to hear about the rediscovery of Quiverfull in retaliation to the SCOTUS' ruling on discrimination protections for queer employees, venting about healthcare, and catching up with Jerry Falwell. Notes: https://www.wsls.com/news/local/2020/06/08/liberty-universitys-jerry-falwell-issues-3-tweet-apology-for-controversial-mask-tweet/ https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/kevin-deyoung/its-time-for-a-new-culture-war-strategy/...

Jun 19, 20201 hr 4 min

S2 E22: The Salvation Army and Human Trafficking

Kieryn and Eve are back and dive into the Salvation Army's impact in Human Trafficking and how christian NGO's operations can be more harmful than helpful. Notes: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/america-doesnt-need-any-more-awareness-about-human-trafficking_n_5e3d8bedc5b6bb0ffc1007ec https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maiden_Tribute_of_Modern_Babylon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Armstrong_case https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_Law_Amendment_Act_1885 https://s3.amazonaws.com/cache.salva...

May 22, 20201 hr 20 min

S2 E21: Samaritan's Purse and Apocalypse Bingo

The stars and the wifi aligned and Kieryn and Eve return to talk about coping with COVID19 isolation, and take a peek into why Samaritan's Purse (and other religious aid organizations) are on the scene and how their religious beliefs may hurt the people they're purportedly supposed to help.

Apr 22, 202050 min

S2 E20: The Government is Homeschooling Us Now

In this episode Kieryn and Eve discuss what the pandemic feels like after growing up in an environment where this level of panic was normal, and provide tips for surviving social distancing and working from home. WASH YOUR HANDS! Emergency Homeschooling Resource page: https://crhe.org/COVID

Mar 16, 202048 min

S2 E19: Elsie Dinsmore

Eve and Kieryn discuss Martha Finley's Elsie Dinsmore books and why christians aren't appalled at Roy Moore and other right wing leaders' abusive histories. NOTES: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2017/11/child-marriage-in-elsie-dinsmore-part-1.html https://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2017/11/child-marriage-in-elsie-dinsmore-part-2.html https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/11/fundamentalist-home-schoolers-are-one-group-of-roy-moore-allies-who-think-grown-men-courting-teen...

Mar 03, 202059 min

S2 E17: Looking for Signs from God with Emily VanDerWerff

Kieryn and Eve are joined by Emily VanDerWerff from Vox and the Arden Podcast to discuss how the superstitional charismatic practice of seeking signs from God affected their life trajectories. Notes: Follow Emily: https://twitter.com/tvoti, https://twitter.com/ardenpod! https://www.vox.com/authors/emily-todd-vanderwerff

Feb 07, 20202 hr 31 min

S2 E16: Spiritual Warefare Part 1

Kieryn and Eve talk about Florida's HB 1059, Richmond's Gun Lobby Day, and Paula White's...prayer. Notes: Kieryn's Patreon: https://patreon.com/kiery Eve at Vice: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/epgzbj/gun-rights-rally-richmond-virginia-hostage CHRE Press Release on Florida Legislation: https://responsiblehomeschooling.org/alumni-group-warns-hb-1059-could-invalidate-floridas-homeschool-law/ Paula White: Financial investigation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_inquiry_into_t...

Jan 31, 20201 hr 2 min

S2 E15: Relitigating Luke P; No Roses for Scrubs

Kieryn and Eve get sent on a rabbit trail to the Paul and Morgan show, and Eve pivots to do a cold take on wtf was up with Luke P and Hannah Brown on last season's Bachelorette. Why did he think he was so entitled? Why couldn't she bear to send him home when she should have?

Jan 17, 20201 hr 2 min

S2 E14: The Conspiracy is Real 7 part 2; Matt Shea Continued

In Part 2, Kieryn and Eve discuss Shea's alleged 2nd Manifesto, "Restoration", and explain how strangely Roman and not-biblical it is, for a work supposedly based on the bible. CN for discussion of racism, homophobia, child abuse, and general nazi-ism still applies. Show Notes: Restoration text: https://www.spokesman.com/documents/2019/dec/19/matt-sheas-restoration/ Rushdoony: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._J._Rushdoony Part of the Patriot Movement: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_moveme...

Jan 08, 20201 hr 10 min

S2 E13: The Conspiracy is Real 7 Part 1; Matt Shea

Eve and Kieryn tear into Matt Shea's "Biblical Basis for War" and deconstruct what some of it means within the context of Shea's worldview. CN for racism, white supremacy, queermisia, and general nazism-disguised-as-theology shenanigans SHOW NOTES: Independent Report: http://houserepublicans.wa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/RampartGroupReport.pdf Biblical Basis for War: https://www.spokesman.com/documents/2018/oct/25/biblical-basis-war/ Restoration: https://www.spokesman.com/documents/2019/dec/...

Jan 02, 202049 min

S2E12: A Present Vote

Kieryn and Eve discuss Christianity Today's call for impeachment along with Tulsi Gabbard's lack of vote. They dive into the details of what it would look like to grow up in a religious and politically active cult and never leave. Show Notes: Donate to CRHE! https://responsiblehomeschooling.org/donate Christianity Today: - https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2019/december-web-only/trump-should-be-removed-from-office.html Tulsi's Statement: - https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1207753618935...

Dec 23, 20191 hr 3 min

S2 E11: The Conspiracy is Real Part 6; Metaxas

Kieryn and Eve discuss Eric Metaxas' children's books, explain the story of David and Bathsheba, and answer some listener questions! Show Notes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Metaxas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King%27s_College_(New_York_City) https://mxdarkwater.com/2010/10/08/the-burden-of-homeschool-parents/

Dec 06, 20191 hr 25 min

S2 E10: The Movies That Hit Home

Kieryn and Eve are back with a much needed palate cleanser episode. Listen as they talk about the representation of homeschooled kids in movies and why Tangled and Frozen hit so close to home!

Nov 22, 201956 min