Send us a text Ever wonder how a simple road trip can transform friendships and unveil life’s unexpected lessons? Join us as we wrap up the first season of the Kings of the Road podcast, celebrating 56 episodes packed with laughter, spills, and unforgettable adventures. We look back on our shared journey across America, where two friends found unexpected harmony despite the challenges of cramped quarters and spilled Kool-Aid. Discover how our odyssey became a testament to the power of intentiona...
Dec 04, 2024•35 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Send us a text If you’ve ever been curious about what happens when you mix humor with travel, this episode is your ticket to finding out. Plus, get ready for a sneak peek into the intern opportunity that could have you joining the Kings of the Road team! As boredom hit an all-time high on Texas highways, a watch flew out the window in a moment of slap-happy hilarity, capturing the essence of friendship and travel mischief. Scott and Andrew reminisce about the differences between motels and hotel...
Nov 21, 2024•29 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Send us a text What happens when two friends hit the road without a crucial RV feature? Join Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer as they recount their whimsical road trip escapades, which led them from Walmart parking lots to less-than-glamorous motels. From crafting a ridiculous song about a "pooper tank" explosion to dreaming up a stage musical with Lin-Manuel Miranda or AI, our tales are guaranteed to amuse. We'll share how our knack for funny tunes just might outshine our attempts at romantic song...
Nov 14, 2024•27 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Send us a text Ever find yourself longing for the carefree days of spontaneous road trips and the comforting tunes of college rock? Join me, Scott Hawkins, as I share a personal tale of a missed REM concert with my dad, which taught me that life's real treasures are found in shared moments rather than destinations. As we traverse through nostalgic memories on this Election Day 2024, I offer a gentle reminder that the spirit of resilience will carry us through any uncertainties, soothing our soul...
Nov 06, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Send us a text Picture opening your doors to strangers and finding your life unexpectedly enriched. That's the essence of Christian hospitality we explore while sharing heartfelt stories of community and connection. We speculate on the power of saying "yes"—how embracing possibilities can lead not only to personal adventures but also to transformative experiences for those around us. We challenge the default reaction of saying "no" and propose that rethinking this habit can uncover hidden blessi...
Oct 31, 2024•27 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Send us a text Can you handle the hilarity of losing what might just be the most essential RV component during a road trip? Join us as Andrew Gaer and Scott Hawkins recount the uproarious tale of their misadventures with a missing pooper tank on their journey to Tallahassee, Florida. As they navigate Walmart parking lots and draw amusing parallels with the notorious Dave Matthews Band incident, laughter becomes the constant companion. This episode captures the essence of camaraderie and the unex...
Oct 24, 2024•25 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Send us a text What if the true magic of travel lies not in famous landmarks but in the forgotten corners of the world? Join us as we recount our latest escapades, from Andrew's quirky Bavarian Olympics in Munich to Scott's quest for a loose meat sandwich in northeastern Iowa. We promise a journey filled with unexpected joys, where business trips morph into comedic adventures, and the ordinary becomes extraordinary. Discover how a band playing American hits in Germany and a lobster roll gone wro...
Oct 17, 2024•29 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Send us a text Ever wondered how a road trip in a Lazy Days motorhome and a hilarious misreading of "Flo Rida" could make for an unforgettable podcast episode? Join Andrew and me as we celebrate our 50th milestone by reminiscing about our podcasting journey. We also dive into some lighthearted banter about our Wordle addiction and those amusing slip-ups that make life all the more interesting. And don't miss the laugh-out-loud story of a Catchphrase game that solidified my relationship with Emil...
Sep 25, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Send us a text Ever wondered what it's like to wrestle a hippopotamus in a Florida swamp? Join us, Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer, as we embark on a thrilling escapade through the wilds of Florida, facing off with alligators and tackling the unique challenges of creating and absorbing sound simultaneously. Amid the excitement, we touch on the real-life seasonal hurdles of living in Southern California, particularly during fire and mudslide seasons. Tune in for a hilarious recount of how we narrow...
Sep 18, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Send us a text What’s the secret to a truly hilarious wedding tradition? Discover how Scott Hawkins and I, Andrew Gaer, manage to keep our friendship fresh with a unique ritual: one free slap at each other’s weddings. We reminisce about our latest social media sensation, the tortilla slapping challenge, that had everyone in stitches, and my often futile attempts to keep a straight face amidst Scott's antics. This episode is packed with laughter, as we navigate through our camaraderie and the sil...
Sep 11, 2024•28 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Send us a text Can you guess which fast food chain has recently dethroned Chick-fil-A as America's favorite? Prepare for a shocking revelation as we discuss the surprising results of a USA Today poll that crowned Del Taco the new champion. Join us on this exciting journey as Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gere reminisce about our Cleveland episode and tease a potential adventure to Savannah. The episode kicks off with us hitting the road and diving into the art of podcast introductions, all while some...
Sep 04, 2024•25 min
Send us a text Ever wondered what makes Florida so uniquely captivating? Buckle up as we take you on a whimsical road trip through the Sunshine State, exploring everything from Northern Florida's Deep South charm to the Midwest feel of the Gulf Coast, and the bustling Atlantic side filled with New York and New Jersey transplants. We’ll also uncover the weird and wonderful world of Central Florida's infamous "Florida man" stories and the enchanting yet isolated realm of Disney World. Don’t miss o...
Aug 28, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Send us a text Ever wondered what makes Southern hospitality so irresistible? Picture this: We kick off our episode with a lighthearted introduction that sets the mood for a fun and engaging recount of our latest adventure in Savannah, Georgia. From our bittersweet farewell to Skidaway Island and Scott Cleveland, to finally experiencing the legendary Mrs. Wilkes Boarding House, this episode promises a blend of humor, nostalgia, and mouth-watering food tales. Join us as we unravel the charm of Mr...
Aug 21, 2024•30 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Send us a text Get ready for a heartwarming journey as we welcome the embodiment of Southern hospitality, Scott Cleveland, to the Kings of the Road podcast. Scott's generosity shone bright during our memorable visit to Savannah, where he cooked for 200 people and serenaded a captivated crowd at Steadway Island Methodist Church. Relive the thrill of exploring Savannah in Scott’s vintage Jeep and experience the charm that defines our adventures. We then dive into the unique dynamics of community m...
Aug 14, 2024•51 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Send us a text What makes a motorhome nap so irresistibly serene? Join us on a whimsical journey through the joys of napping on the open road, as we traverse the picturesque states of South Dakota, Iowa, New Hampshire, Connecticut, and Georgia. We revel in the gentle rocking of the motorhome, the refreshing breeze from a fan, and the perfect tranquility of a shaded nap. Along the way, we share our personal sleep quirks and preferences, all while building anticipation for the next installment of ...
Aug 07, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Send us a text Have you ever wondered what makes Savannah, Georgia, a haven for both food lovers and history buffs? This week, we're serving up a delicious slice of southern charm as we take you on our unforgettable journey through the historic streets of Savannah. From savoring the unbeatable fried chicken at Mrs. Wilkes' Boarding House to discovering the hidden lodging gem tucked within, our culinary adventure sets the stage for all the local flavors we encountered. Cruise with us through the ...
Jul 31, 2024•25 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Send us a text Ever wonder what it would look like if an average Joe competed in the Olympics alongside professional athletes? Join us as we kick off this fun and insightful episode with a hilariously off-the-rails intro and a provocative thought experiment that highlights just how extraordinary Olympic athletes truly are. We then shift gears to compare the sugar content in Coca-Cola versus sweet tea, revealing some shocking truths about our favorite sugary drinks. Our journey continues with a h...
Jul 24, 2024•29 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Send us a text Have you ever wondered how the charm of Southern mansions compares to the bustling housing market of California? Join us as we pick up our cliffhanger tour with youth pastor Scott Cleveland in the beautiful streets of Savannah, Georgia. From the opulent homes on Skidaway Island to reflections on real estate prices, we traverse the scenic landscapes and embrace the luxurious living that's unique to the South. Plus, you'll hear a personal update about dealing with the sweltering hea...
Jul 17, 2024•34 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Send us a text We have been in the Northeast for a long time. We just spent the coldest day of the trip in the motorhome and we are discovering the Oasis that is Savannah, GA. In this episode we take you to Skidaway Island and meet a new friend, Scott Coleman. Come with us as we begin our adventures in the Deep South!!!
Jul 10, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Send us a text Ever wondered how a debate about dollar stores could spark nostalgia and practical tips for budget-savvy parenting? Join Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer on the Kings of the Road podcast as we recount our latest East Coast road trip, filled with the simple joys and quirky adventures that make travel memorable. From the laughter over a lunch at Subway to the mundane yet oddly satisfying task of dumping the motorhome's waste tank, you'll feel like you're right there with us. We'll even...
Jul 03, 2024•34 min
Send us a text Ever wondered how our childhoods shape our perspectives on natural disasters? Join us as we reminisce about our nonchalant attitudes towards earthquakes growing up in California and compare them to the fears faced by our friends in hurricane and tornado-prone states. From hilarious stories of our summer adventures in Michigan to the nostalgic mention of a favorite burrito called "the big one," we kick off with a reflection on state pride and the beauty of our diverse homeland. We ...
Jun 26, 2024•29 min
Send us a text Ever felt the thrill of navigating the bustling streets of Philadelphia, only to find yourself face-to-face with the legendary Pat's King of Steaks? This episode whisks you away to the birthplace of the iconic Philly cheesesteak, unraveling the mystique behind its unique ordering process. From mastering the local lingo—like saying "whiz wit" for cheese whiz and onions—to experiencing the electrifying atmosphere, we share our heartfelt memories of this flavorful adventure. Food isn...
Jun 05, 2024•33 min
Send us a text Ever wondered if Las Vegas was actually the mob's second shot at building an entertainment paradise? On this lively episode of Kings of the Road, we take you back to our unforgettable 2004 journey to Atlantic City. From Andrew's vivid diary entries capturing our raw, unfiltered moments to the quirky traffic challenges of New Jersey, we keep it real with all the strong language and hilarious mishaps that made the trip so memorable. We also toss around the idea of inviting you, our ...
May 29, 2024•38 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Send us a text Get ready to cringe and chuckle as we recount the gut-churning youth group challenges of yore. Yes, we're talking about the milk chug gauntlet and the cinnamon spoon fiasco, not to mention the infamous saltine cracker test. As Scott elaborates on his bizarre fruit avoidance tactics – think bell pepper over banana – we can't help but advocate for the return of these wacky yet unforgettable tests of will. These stories aren't just about enduring goofy trials; they're a testament to ...
May 22, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Send us a text Ever found yourself caught between a laugh and a lesson on a roller coaster? That's exactly where we kick things off on our latest episode, navigating through the thrills of the Mall of America and onto the streets of Washington D.C. We weave tales of city planning and its effect on community, from the monumental design of our nation's capital to the beige conformity of Irvine, California. Join us as we recount the odd connection between personal pride and the places we hail from,...
May 15, 2024•36 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Send us a text As we crack open the vault of memories, we find ourselves whisked back to the early 2000s, where the allure of open roads and Walmart parking lots beckoned. Our nostalgic journey meanders through a pastiche of American accents and road trip shenanigans, tickling your funny bone as we relive the quirks of local interactions and celebrate the international success of our graphic artist's Kickstarter toy sensation. But that's not all; we also take a moment to salute Karen in Scotland...
May 08, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Send us a text We wax poetic about the personal connections that handwritten letters foster, lamenting the lost art in our digital age. Amidst tales of our adventures, we also embrace the challenge of penning a Christmas letter that's a unique mix of fact and fun fiction. Imagine receiving a holiday update that actually makes you chuckle—our quirky attempt might just inspire you to do the same. Craving something sweet? We've got the results from our movie theater candy poll where Reese's Pieces ...
May 01, 2024•34 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Send us a text Ever find yourself chuckling in the aisles of Costco while scooping up free samples? That's the spirit we're channeling in our latest episode, where Scott and I, Andrew, take you along for a rollicking adventure through America's factories, from Tillamook Cheese to Jelly Belly, and even a Kona coffee farm. With our 32nd episode celebration, we're serving up a hearty thank-you to our listeners with a side of nostalgia and plenty of laughs. So, whether you're navigating the daily co...
Apr 24, 2024•34 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Send us a text Looking forward and seeing your best friend dangling your son off a chairlift is not the way we wanted to end our snowboarding trip, yet????? This isn't just about the mishaps, though. We're talking about the kind of adventures that teach you to say 'yes' more often, like the time my son Isaac showed us his snowboarding chops before tangling with a ski lift. Between the tales of snowy escapades, we dish on our fast food favorites and Chipotle hacks—because, let's face it, who does...
Apr 17, 2024•46 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Send us a text In our latest segment, "What's Up With That?" From the absurdity of water bottles turned essential school gear to the logistical chaos they bring to family life, we're unpacking the hilarity of hydrating habits that would baffle our own parched childhood selves. Then, ever experienced that moment of letdown when a hyped-up historical site doesn't quite meet the mark? Join us as we explore the emotional rollercoaster of visiting America's storied landmarks, from the underwhelming P...
Apr 10, 2024•40 min•Season 1Ep. 30
