This week on the show we're talking A GOOD MARRIAGE. Joining us this week to talk about this movie are DANA BRERETON & PAIGE BAKER, our wives. This was so much fun for us and I think our wives tolerated it too! Want more King Me content, you sicko? Visit our Patreon to get a free episode every week, you sicko! Subscribing before October 31 automatically enters you to win a free month. You sicko. www.patreon.com/reddoormedia Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@...
Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 44 min
This week we're joined by MELISSA JOUBEN to discussed the third (we must include the porn parody) remake of the classic horror film CARRIE. Starring the miscast Chloe Grace Moretz as Carrie White, the weirdest girl in school. You know, the outcast, picked on for being awkward and no guy would ever even think of asking out because she's so repellent. Chloe Grace Moretz. It's like She's All That with a higher body count. Want more King Me content, you sicko? Visit our Patreon to get a free episode...
Oct 16, 2019•2 hr 2 min
We've heard of a lot of things, but the 2011 A&E miniseries BAG OF BONES? That we had not heard of! BAG OF BONES stars Pierce Brosnan as Mike Noonan, a novelist who's very busy mourning the death of his wife and becoming the legal guardian of a child he met earlier today. Over the course of the movie, and with the help of his dead wife's spirit, Mike learns important lessons about jazz and desecrating corpses. BAG OF BONES is lousy with King Tropes, and it takes on some very sensitive topics...
Oct 09, 2019•1 hr 48 min
This week we're joined by friend of the show and newly inducted CORN KID, JC HENDRICKS, to discuss a prequel to the sprawling CHILDREN OF THE CORN franchise takes us back to where it all started: 20 miles outside of Gatlin, briefly, and then southeastern California. (Sorry, but it's canon now.) With total disregard for its namesake, CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS joins films like THE MANGLER REBORN and SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK...FOR MORE in the pantheon of movies that were retrofitted into existi...
Oct 02, 2019•1 hr 37 min
We have a quick announcement about the future of KING ME. THINGS ARE HAPPENING! This also includes an episode of the KING ME BONUS show from our patron. We recorded this a long time ago and figured we'd follow this big announcement with a free episode of the patreon show. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show, access our bonus podcasts and you're automatically entered to win a free month of patreon episodes: www.patreon.co...
Sep 25, 2019•1 hr 12 min
What is there to say about Dolan's Cadillac? It's not magic. It doesn't drive the Devil around. It's kinda, just a car. But it does drive Christian "Heartthrob Jack Nicholson" Slater. This week we watch cinematic titans Christian Slater and Wes Bentley go head to head in a story about revenge and roadwork. What're you waiting for? Get in! Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/...
Dec 06, 2018•1 hr 28 min
What if they remade the Children of the Corn only this time with a thinner plot and less likable characters? This week on KING ME, it's the triumphant return of the CORN KIDZ and our Corn Kidz expert SEAN THOMASON. There isn't a lot to like about this one. Are our hero's people we can empathize with? No. Is there a way too graphic sex scene? Yes. Nam flashbacks? You know it. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access...
Nov 15, 2018•1 hr 15 min
What has eight tentacles and forgot to post the episode on Wednesday? This Cthulu! This week we're talking about the super bleak, Lovecraftian, THE MIST. It's like watching a bunch of King tropes trapped in a super market. That's a lot of fun. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Nov 09, 2018•2 hr 2 min
No, where the hell have YOU been? Us? Oh, WE'RE BACK! This week on KING ME we're playing it fast and loose with our first foreign film, NO SMOKING. Seriously though, we watching this movie about 5 months ago and it was barely comprehensible then. Part of the time is spent hitting all the major point in the movie. The rest is just a good time. Hope you enjoy this. It's good to be back. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 ...
Oct 31, 2018•57 min
This week's episode is just a series of numbers. 1408 is like if the Shining all took place in that one room. It's pretty slow. What's Cusack's deal? Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
May 30, 2018•1 hr 26 min
We're finally done with bad tv shows. On to bad movies. This week we're joined by special guest ROB WHITMAN to talk about the bafflingly created CREEPSHOW 3. It's so bad but there's one good part, so eh. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
May 01, 2018•1 hr 22 min
This is it! The last episode of NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES. We started from the bottom and now we're here, which is also at the bottom. This week we were joined by special guest and hilarious person Ryan Barry to talk baby boomers, kegel stones, and which Vin Diesel characters would get their asses kicked by Dana Scully. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 F...
Apr 24, 2018•1 hr 51 min
Another dumb episode of NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES. But thankfully our dear friend JC Hendricks and his cavalcade of loose celebrity impressions are here to soften the blow as we discuss AUTOPSY ROOM FOUR, starring King alum Richard "Bill from IT (1990)" Thomas as a man who is either very sexy or kind of doughy, depending on what frame of the show you're watching. Who knew snake venom could cure boners. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?m...
Apr 17, 2018•1 hr 34 min
We press on through this bad TV show. This week on King Me we're joined by nobody to talk about the 6th episode of NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES, "The Fifth Quarter." Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Apr 10, 2018•1 hr 14 min
We're halfway through NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES but it feels like forever. Luckily we had special guest and friend of the show MELISSA JOUBEN come by to help us get through this. This was a lot of fun talkin about this here ROAD VIRUS. As always do the stuff below and receive one digital hug. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twi...
Apr 04, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Welp, those King boys are at it again. We're starting to have second thoughts about this whole Nightmares and Dreamscapes thing, but we can't stop now. This week we're joined by special guest JACK STEIGER to talk about THE END OF THE WHOLE MESS. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com...
Jan 31, 2018•1 hr 31 min
It's the third week in 2018 and that can only mean one thing. OUR BEST OF 2017 SHOW IS HERE. It took us this long bc we wanted to be really sure about our listed. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Jan 17, 2018•1 hr 20 min
This week on King Me we're joined by special guest TAYLOR ALLEN to discuss episode three of nightmares and Dreamscapes UMNEY'S LAST CASE. Rob is fighting a stomach bug the whole episode so look out for that. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Dec 28, 2017•1 hr 14 min
It's back to business this week. After taking a long break and watching some smut things are finally getting back to normal around here. This week we're joined by special guest ANGELO GINGERELLI to talk about the shockingly smut free CROUCH END. Don't worry, there's still some smut. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmep...
Dec 12, 2017•1 hr 24 min
We're back! And what makes more sense than taking a long break, coming back and talking about porn. Seriously. For episode 69 we watched ORGY UNIVERSITY (Carrie XXX Porn Parody). This should go without saying but this gets explicit. More than usual. We also talk about 9/11 more than usual. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @...
Dec 05, 2017•1 hr 8 min
As we kick off our soon-to-be-postponed series on NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES, we're joined by friend of the show Mark Henely for what we're shocked to learn is his third appearance on King Me. Mark's with us to discuss the episode "Battleground" wherein William Hurt silently fights toys for one hour's time. However, our guest is far more interested in trying to sic our hoards of rabid fans on himself by giving out his address. There are hoards of you folks, right? Rate/review/subscribe to King...
Oct 10, 2017•1 hr 43 min
This week's show is crazy, tak. We're joined by special guest Taylor Allen to talk about DESPERATION. This was so much fun to record, tak. Taylor is a real sweetie and we had a blast. We talk about tak everything and a tak little bit about the movie. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.c...
Oct 04, 2017•2 hr 5 min
Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Sep 26, 2017•1 hr 57 min
We’re going back to the Kingdom for another week of McCarthyism—Andrew McCarthyism, that is—and red scares—blood red scares, that is. In the back half of Kingdom Hospital, the Stephen King-Lars Von Trier team-up that lasted one season, the loose ends that should be tied up just end up fraying further, but it all gets explained away with some time-travel/multiverse stuff. Also, Dan apologizes for his intro. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?...
Sep 21, 2017•1 hr 31 min
Where malevolence meets malpractice. This week is part 1 of our 2 part talk about KINGDOM HOSPITAL. It's like a spooky ER. There are ghosts, ant eaters, and dance numbers. What is this Scrubs? Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 We got shirts! Check it out: teespring.com/stores/king-me Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.c...
Sep 12, 2017•1 hr 11 min
We've all seen IT (2017) by now. Here's a mini review. (WARNING: Some spoilers.) Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942 We got shirts! Check it out: teespring.com/stores/king-me Follow us on facebook and twitter @kingmepod E-mail us at kingmepod@gmail.com
Sep 12, 2017•22 min
HEY EVERYONE! The audio problems on this episode have been fixed. The content quality is unfortunately the same. So if you didn't listen before check it out. If you did listen before, thank you. You're a real trooper. This week we watched RIDING THE BULLET. This was actually a lot better than we thought it would be. It's all about death and how you deal with it as you age and mature. This movie didn't have too many scares but there are some really good creepy performances. And we have fun with t...
Sep 10, 2017•1 hr 30 min
Hey gang! We wanted to give you all a taste of what we're doing over on the patreon podcast, Wall to Wall Carpenter. We offer these episodes weekly to our listeners who donate $5/month to help support us/Red Door Media. If you're ready to CONSUME some bonus content, just click this link: www.patreon.com/user?u=2706942
Aug 24, 2017•1 hr 27 min
Vampires! This week we watched SALEM'S LOT from 2004. Starring Rob Lowe, Donald Sutherland (as Santa), and some other people. The original Salem's Lot was long, slow and boring. A Return to Salem's Lot was a great time at the cinema. This falls somewhere in between. While it's not as fun as RTSL, it does have some real scares. Enjoy! Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our bonus podcasts: www.patreon.com/user?...
Aug 08, 2017•1 hr 33 min
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. This IS my steaming bowl of corn. This week on King Me we watched a movie about a writer who's alter ego comes to life to torment him and murder the people around him. No, not The Dark Half. This week we watched SECRET WINDOW. We get into adult braces, John Turturro's one accent, and our favorite topic, corn. Rate/review/subscribe to King Me on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/king-…d1071620322?mt=2 Support the show and access our...
Aug 02, 2017•1 hr 19 min
