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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!
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Ep. 364 Cat People (1982), Part 2: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”

Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat People Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader 90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts...

Aug 06, 20251 hr 9 min

Morbid Minisode 135: Interview with the Vampire 101: In Throes of Increasing Wonder...

The Sammies have voted! We're talking Ann Rice's Interview with the Vampire TV series Listen to the rest of the series on our $5 Sally Hardesty Patreon tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Aug 03, 202556 min

Ep. 363 Cat People (1982), Part 1: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”

Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits:: Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket &amp...

Jul 30, 20251 hr 18 min

BONUS: Major Slayage Buffy S2E6 "Halloween" (featuring Kim Burns!)

Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn’t Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket’s sl...

Jul 28, 20251 hr 16 min

Ep. 362 Evil Dead Rise, Part 2: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”

Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise. Writer/Director Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPI...

Jul 23, 20251 hr 16 min

Ep. 361 Evil Dead Rise, Part 1: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”

Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting. Writer/Director Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandkets...

Jul 16, 20251 hr 31 min

Ep. 360 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 2: “The Tale as Old as Time”

Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister. Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new ...

Jul 09, 20251 hr 3 min

Ep. 359 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 1: “The Tale as Old as Time”

Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?! Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJO...

Jul 02, 20251 hr 30 min

Ep. 358 The Curse of La Llorona, Part 2: “The Tale of Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”

Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 12 min

Ep. 357 The Curse of La Llorona: “The Tale of Succinct and Relevant Tangents, Part 1”

Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemayb...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 12 min

Ep. 356 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 2”

Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X. Dir.James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Miller Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out ...

Jun 11, 20251 hr 8 min

Ep. 355 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 1”

Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space… Dir.James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Miller Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandk...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 16 min

Ep. 354 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 2”

Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion. Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET &a...

May 28, 20251 hr 34 min

Ep. 353 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 1”

Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her… Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWA...

May 21, 20251 hr 2 min

Ep. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”

Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one. Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writers Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine 90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https...

May 14, 202551 min

Ep. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”

Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who… Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writers Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine 90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podc...

May 07, 20251 hr 24 min

BONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)

It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatc...

May 05, 20251 hr 18 min

Ep. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”

Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer A...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 10 min

Ep. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”

Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw. Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket &amp...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 20 min

Ep. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”

Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.pat...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 20 min

Ep. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”

Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe...

Apr 09, 20251 hr 22 min

Ep. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling. Writer/Dir. JT Mollner Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REW...

Apr 02, 20251 hr 18 min

Ep. 345 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 1"

Kim tells Ket about Strange Darling starring KKSAM Darling, Switchblade Heart Heart Heart a.k.a. Kyle Gallner. We learn that “Kim repellant” comes in the form of those yellowish glasses that all serial killers wear. They get those after they get 3 kills on their punch card. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what you get after you fill up all 10 murder slots! Writer/Dir. JT Mollner Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE (drops April 1st!) https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagep...

Mar 26, 202557 min

Ep. 344 Oddity Part 2: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”

Ket tells Kim Part 2 of Oddity. Kim refreshes our goldfish brains on how it all shook out in part 1. So, let’s all sit back down and have a charcuterie with our terrifying Man ‘o’ Wood. All the girls can ask is “does anyone have the hook up on where they could find their own Woodm’n? We have some ‘monsters’ to vanquish.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Oddity. Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon...

Mar 19, 202554 min

Ep. 343 Oddity, Part 1: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”

Ket tells Kim a movie that’s been on their list for a while and, to be clear, it does NOT star Brienne of Tarth. It does star a favorite Irish actor, Carolyn Bracken, along with a truly terrifying Woodm’n who isn’t even the biggest monster of the movie! Stay tuned for part 2 to find out who is… Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"...

Mar 12, 20251 hr 30 min

Morbid Minisode 125: Yellowjackets 0301: It Girl

The tie has been broken! We're talking Yellowjackets, season 3, episode 1 Listen to the rest of the series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Mar 08, 20251 hr 7 min

Ep. 342: The Substance Part 2: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of The Substance. Ketryn’s goldfish brain was able to summarize what happened in part 1, so we pick up right where we left off. But by the end, Ket has whisked her cronish self away, into the forest, never to be seen again. All Hail Coralie Fargeat! Coralie Fargeat for President! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Substance. Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargeat Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandket...

Mar 05, 20251 hr 18 min

Ep. 341: The Substance Part 1: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”

Kim tells Ket Part 1 of The Substance. “Oh, so NOW we’re giving awards to horror movies. Got it.” - Toni Collette. Don’t get us wrong, please give all the awards to this movie (but then a retroactive one to Toni too). In Part 1, everything seems to be going great. No cause for alarm. I’m sure it’ll all shake out just fine in The Substance… Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargeat Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Di...

Feb 26, 20251 hr 23 min

Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”

Ket tells Kim about Baghead on Shudder starring the matriarch of KKSAM’s most beloved dynasty, The Burpsmaps. In times like these, it’s nice to be visited by old friends. Good thing Ket was telling Kim this one because Ket would, in fact, rather die than give up ownership of a 400 year old pub. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Baghead. Dir. Alberto Corredor Writers Christina Pamies, Bryce McGuire, Lorcan Reilly Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus c...

Feb 19, 20251 hr 47 min

Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling To and About the Great State of Louisiana”

Kim tells Ket about 10 Cloverfield Lane where a jolly John Goodman Doomsday Prepper is the least of our worries. Ket comes down pretty hard on the side of “let’s not RUSH to escape this whole thing.” There is spaghetti, after all... and a dude to doof… AND PUZZLES! Where. Is. The. Horror!? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Dir. Dan Trachtenberg Writers Josh Campbell, Matt Stuecken, Damien Chazelle Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bo...

Feb 12, 20252 hr 24 min
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