Ket tells Kim about the Netflix horror flick, It’s What’s Inside! With all the stressors happening in today’s world, this… this was what almost broke Ketryn’s brain. They learned a really valuable lesson though: never switch brains prior to the full development of someone’s prefrontal cortexes. Kim also got a chance to see how far HER prefrontal cortex has grown! Way to go, Burnsie! Ketryn learned she’s always been a stick in the mud. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in It’s...
Feb 05, 2025•2 hr 19 min
Kim tells Ket about Cuckoo starring Dan Stevens as a real creep, trying desperately to run from his own hotness and failing miserably yet again. Ketryn doesn’t really even want to release this episode because it contains the dumbest 5 minutes her brain has ever conjured, but Kim’s is making her. So, now, it’s immortalized… forever. Also, guys, cuckoo birds are effing CUCKOO! Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cuckoo. Dir. Tilman Singer Writer Tilman Singer Support the girls ...
Jan 29, 2025•2 hr 35 min
Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Arachnophobia. Dir. Frank Marshall Writers Don Jakoby, Al Williams, Wesley Strick WAYS YOU CAN HELP ...
Jan 22, 2025•2 hr 14 min
Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help! Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown” Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on...
Jan 15, 2025•2 hr 27 min
Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Trap. Dir. M. Night Shyamalan Writer M. Night Shyamalan Support the g...
Jan 08, 2025•2 hr 25 min
Ket tells Kim about Black Christmas (1974) in honor of our beloved Sammie, Mac Parker, who campaigned his heart out for this Holiday Horror pick in our Patreon poll. At the time we recorded this, the girls never could have predicted that it would end up being a tribute to the memory of Olivia Hussey. Among her many accomplishments, she was also the reason Ketryn realized that sexuality was a spectrum. Most importantly, rest in eternal peace, our Juliet, our Final Girl, Jess Bradford, the efferve...
Jan 01, 2025•2 hr 18 min
Kim tells Ket about their next Holiday Horror Pick from their Patreon Sammies, GREMLINS! Yes, that’s correct: Ket has never seen Gremlins. Ket was NOT ready for the cuteness… nor was Kim’s womb. She is currently with child. Sorry… with Mogwai. Or with Moo Deng. She might also be pregnant with Moo Deng. She’s fine with either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gremlins. Oh! And Happy Yuletide to all! Dir. Joe Dante Writer Chris Columbus Support the girls on PATREON for some...
Dec 25, 2024•2 hr 32 min
Ket tells Kim about the Holiday Horror, picked by the Patreon Sammies, Violent Night, starring thirst trap Santa, David Harbour. I gotta ‘ho ho ho’ for ya, right here, Santa! We’ll also get a visit from another holiday Queen, Beverly D’Angelo. So rig up your Home Alone boobie traps because Santa’s comin’ to town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Violent Night. Dir. Tommy Wirkola Writers Pay Casey, Josh Miller Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus con...
Dec 18, 2024•2 hr 22 min
It’s the FINAL Friday the 13th of 2024! So, you know that that means: Kim tells Ket about Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Listen, Ket has… no notes. Not a one. But she would like to introduce you all to Tony the Wonder Llama. So let’s all get out our pink dresses and put our hotdogs through our donuts! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimand...
Dec 11, 2024•2 hr 42 min
Ket tells Kim about Devil’s Pass. This was a film that Kim started, but didn’t finish, that takes her into one of her least favorite spaces: Snow Space! This was the film that Ket decided to do on Kim’s Birthday… NAILED IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH! We also learn that if Kim could have any super power it would be ::checks notes::... transportation? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Devil’s Pass. Dir. Renny Harlin Writer Vikram Weet Welsh Rapper Ren's YouTube page: https://www...
Dec 04, 2024•2 hr 29 min
Kim gets in early on her gift to Ket, this year, because there’s a deal she can’t pass up… on BLACK FRIDAY! Clean up on aisle Kim and Ket: Devon Sawa’s in this movie. No matter our phase in life, Devon has always been there. Tune in for Ket’s retail PTSD at its peak. Stay for the new rendition of “Mr. Grinch” with brand new lyrics about floppily doppily boobs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Black Friday. Dir. Casey Tebo Writer Andy Greskoviak Support the girls on PATREO...
Nov 27, 2024•2 hr 16 min
While Ket and Arik are traveling, enjoy this ole’ chestnut from a simpler time. Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… you’re welcome. Then we’ll get into some real Home Alone-style security systems from a badass bitch. ...
Nov 20, 2024•2 hr 17 min
Ket tells Kim about ‘Salem’s Lot (2024). It was released because Ketryn has been wanting to do ‘Salem’s Lot but the OG is like 16 hours long. So thank you New Line Cinema and Warner Brothers for making this much more bite-sized version for Ket to tell. Also, special announcement, this is a Mark Petrie Podcast now. So, please don’t show up without your Vampiric Defense Accoutrement. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in ‘Salem’s Lot (2024) Dir. Gary Dauberman Writers Stephen Ki...
Nov 13, 2024•2 hr 18 min
Kim tells Ket about The Grudge, starring one of their faves: Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The great SMG is in the house! So is Arik, and Ket was unaware and died of fright, live on the air. That rhymed! If this movie isn’t yet another endorsement of therapy, I don’t know what is! Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live (she doesn’t) or die (she does) in The Grudge. Dir. Takashi Shimizu Writers Stephen Susco, Takashi Shimizu Support the gir...
Nov 06, 2024•2 hr 29 min
Wondery+ and DREAD present you with an exclusive sneak peek of the terrifying audio anthology series DARK SANCTUM. Tune into terror for a new season of Dark Sanctum , the premier horror anthology audio series from the DREAD Podcast Network, available exclusively on Wondery+ From the twisted team responsible for top-charting horror podcasts like Inside JAWS and Inside THE EXORCIST , Dark Sanctum is an award-winning scripted anthology with seven new shocking chapters that are as fun as they are fr...
Nov 01, 2024•5 min
For a very special Halloween episode, Kim and Ket are joined by thhilarious Dr. Jon Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels of the iHeartRadio podcast BlackFatFemme. These BFFs are now these BFFs’ BFFs! We dive into the acclaimed 2018 short The Quiet Room, featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Katya and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, as well as a very special Nightmare on Elm Street appearance! Most importantly, we’ll learn if JP and Joho will live or die in The Quiet Room. Writer/Dir. Sam Wineman Support the gi...
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Ket tells Kim about the next film in her journey through some classics, the original The Village of the Damned. We’d like to introduce you all to Ket’s new co-host, Awake Kim! Now that Kim has a standing desk, she’s apparently awake when recording and she is unhinged. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Village of the Damned. Dir. Wolf Rilla Writers Stirling Silliphant, Wolf Rilla, Ronald Kinnoch Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 52 min
We're back with a new minisode series on Patreon! We're talking From Season 2. You can hear the rest of the season and participate live by joining our $5 Sally Hardesty tier at: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe/membership See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Kim tells Ket about The Haunting in Connecticut starring KKSAM Hot Boy, Kyle Gallner! The girls coin a new term for eyelids: eye blankets. You’re welcome. Ketryn also seems wildly unwilling to enlist the help of a Reverend… like she’s never seen a damn haunty horror in her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Haunting in Connecticut. Dir. Peter Cornwell Writer Adam Simon, Tim Metcalfe As promised! "Switchblade Heart Heart Heart" shirt here: https://kimandketstayaliv...
Oct 16, 2024•2 hr 35 min
Ket tells Kim about the classic spooky movie, The Fog. There are some very special guests that join the girls for this tale. The girls also question the sanity of Mr. and Mrs. Leghorn for naming their son Foghorn. Also, shout out to their grandpas for not pissing off any ghost pirates and leaving the girls with a curse to untangle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fog. Dir. John Carpenter Writers John Carpenter and Debra Hill Support the girls on PATREON for some swee...
Oct 09, 2024•1 hr 46 min
Kim ::wheeze:: tells Ket ::wheeze:: about Tarot. We cover all the obvious topics: things like the bathtub practices of college students and Kim’s favorite movie, Garfield. Oh! Also, remember that funny line from Christmas Vacation between Todd and Margot about the stereo? Kim and Ket don’t either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tarot Dir. Spenser Cohen, Anna Halberg Writers Spenser Cohen, Anna Halberg, Nicolas Adams Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (...
Oct 02, 2024•2 hr 28 min
Ket tells Kim about The Deliverance on Netflix, starring some real powerhouse madames that did not come to play! You know who else didn’t come to play? Milk. The demons are thirsty tonight. If you needed more proof that dealing with your demons in therapy keeps the milk demons away too, here it is! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Deliverance. Dir. Lee Daniels Writers David Coggeshall, Elijah Bynum Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) a...
Sep 25, 2024•2 hr 35 min
Kim tells Ket about Triangle. The girls had so much fun on the boat to Manhattan last week, they had to board another ship. Who knew that this ship had a whole new Burpsmap in it! Welcome to the family, Michael Myers Burpsmap! The girls also debate whether they’d want to be haunted by theatre kid ghosts or improv ghosts. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Triangle. Dir. Christopher Smith Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.co...
Sep 18, 2024•2 hr 18 min
Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite the title, there was very little “taking” of Manhattan. Frankly, there was very little Manhattan… or blood. But there WAS a 36 year old high school student. Can someone who lives in New Jersey tell us about this voyage these children embarked upon? Is it truly this harrowing? Are there pirates? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Dir. Rob Hedden Wri...
Sep 11, 2024•2 hr 35 min
Ket tells Kim about Longlegs starring their beloved Ick Age! It’s also starring Maika Monroe who is quickly becoming one of Ket’s fave final girls! This movie does not disappoint! So hang onto your hanging milk tits, ya dirtsy flirtsy ole’ angel bitches! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Longlegs. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer Osgood Perkins Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussi...
Sep 04, 2024•2 hr 13 min
Kim tells Ket about the divinely chosen The Gift, starring Michael Bluth, Kim’s favorite actress, and Ole’ Bear Paw Hands. This is truly Ket’s ultimate nightmare: house guests that pop by uninvited and won’t leave. Also, apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid. Trust us! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Gift. Dir. Joel Edgerton Writer Joel Edgerton Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe...
Aug 28, 2024•2 hr 18 min
Ket tells Kim about Suitable Flesh (2023) featuring friends of the pod, Barbara Crampton, Graham Skipper and the kid they babysat in The Babysitter, Cole! Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood. She, also, has apparently done her own body switch and Kim is now the “know-it-all” of the pod. Ket would like to apologize because she did NOT like the taste of her own medicine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suitable Flesh. Dir. Joe Lynch Writers Dennis Paoli, H.P...
Aug 21, 2024•2 hr 26 min
Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris! However, they got to see no gymnastics… only old bones and a Molem’n. Womp Womp. Ketryn was asked to “riddle me this” and she said “riddle me not.” This is how super villains are created: Ketryn and The Molem’n. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in As Above So Below. Dir. John Erick Dowdle Writer John Erick Dowdle, Drew Dowdle Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: w...
Aug 14, 2024•2 hr 19 min
Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell. This is a movie where Kim is being tasked with getting the ultimate hair tie off the bottom of the pool… and it’s not going well. Ket is simply asked to get out of a pool to live and she cannot and will not. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Night Swim. Dir. Bryce McGuire Writer Bryce McGuire, Rod Blackhurst Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:...
Aug 07, 2024•2 hr 15 min
Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. Neither girl wants to end up the cherry on top of the dead whale sundae. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Shallows. Dir. Ja...
Jul 31, 2024•2 hr 29 min
