Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from hauntings and possessions because he would bore the ghosts and demons away by asking them too many questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if D will live ...
Jul 24, 2024•2 hr 50 min
Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DEMANDING boobies and sexploitation. It’s a dark time. Hey, at least they got a new piece of merch out of it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will ...
Jul 17, 2024•2 hr 32 min
Kim tells Ket about Abigail, WRITTEN BY DEAR FRIEND OF THE POD, GUY BUSIIIIIIIIIIIICK! The girls do their best to navigate the black market. Ketryn takes “disciplining” Dan Stevens VERY seriously… and sexily. And yet again, the girls go full “Renfield” when a vampire is involved. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Abigail. Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Writers Guy Busick, Stephen Shields Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww...
Jul 10, 2024•3 hr 8 min
Ket tells Kim the 5th Nightmare on Elm Street for Arik’s belated birthday episode. The Sammies are shaking in their boots to find out if Ket will tear to shreds yet another one of their favorite 80s slashers! The girls give kudos to Mark for his emotional intelligence… not his acting, though. Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise known as “unpulling.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child. Dir. Stephen Hopkins Wri...
Jul 03, 2024•2 hr 50 min
Ket tells Kim about the new release starring Sydney Sweeney, Immaculate. Get your pearls ready because they’ll need to be clutched! Throughout, the girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do? Also, if anyone is putting on the Passion Play this year, Kim is AVAIL TO PLAY MARY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Immaculate. Dir. Michael Mohan Writer Andrew Lobe Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet...
Jun 26, 2024•2 hr 40 min
Kim tells Ket about Sissy. Oh, Cecilia! You’re breakin’ my heart! You’re shakin’ my confidence, baby! The most horrifying part of this whole telling was Kim thinking that Ketryn didn’t already have big plans for the bachelorette party she demands to throw her, one day. We also discover that if committing a murder and going on the run would get Ket out of the social media rat race, she’d ask “where’s the chainsaw.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sissy. Dir. Hannah Barlow...
Jun 19, 2024•2 hr 40 min
Ket tells Kim about the new release, Late Night with the Devil. And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas! The girls have encountered an older Creepy Crapbag… but a full bag of crap, nonetheless. But listen, the show must go on! However, the girls have pretty solidly landed on leaving the adoption of possessed children to… NOT THEM! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Late Night with the Devil. Writers/Dir. Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON...
Jun 12, 2024•2 hr 4 min
To commemorate this momentous occasion, the girls embark on a journey of “Ask Us Anything” with their beloved Sammies! Special guests include Producer Arik and the famous D! They also preview their plans for a KKSAM amusement park, and Kim learns there’s competition for her job from Producer Arik, so spake the Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn, well, all kinds of stuff about how Kim and Ket live and die! Link to the 300th Episode Slideshow Memories video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNe...
Jun 05, 2024•2 hr 18 min
Kim closes out May Madness by telling Ket about Insidious: The Red Door. The girls will attempt to determine if your teenager is a regular crapbag or a HAUNTED CREEPY crapbag who has simply had their memories of The Further suppressed. It’s also very important that you give proper distance between yourself and someone facing the wall. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious: The Red Door. We’ll ALSO learn which girl survived The Further the most, in the conclusion of M...
May 29, 2024•2 hr 51 min
Ep. 302 Insidious: The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In” We’ve made it to week 4 in The Further. This week, Ket tells Kim about The Last Key. Ketryn goes on the record that she is now requiring all child actors to be bad at their job. She also thinks that being a demon is no excuse to not stand up straight. And Kim’s still gonna have to assist on any task requiring whistling. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Insidious: The Last Key. Dir. Adam Robitel Writer Leigh ...
May 22, 2024•2 hr 31 min
And just like that, we’re on Chapter 3 of Insidious! In this chapter, Dad is played by Dylmot McRoney… or is it Derlyn MulDermott? The girls remain relatively alive, so far, mostly due to the fact that they’ve NEVER. LOOKED UNDER. THEIR BEDS! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious: Chapter 3. Dir. Leigh Whannell Writer Leigh Whannell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussi...
May 15, 2024•2 hr 45 min
It’s week 2 of Kim and Ket’s journey into The Further, with Insidious: Chapter 2. We get a lot of questions answered, like how to know if Arik has murdered someone based on Ket’s response. We also discover that both girls would choose the loss of all childhood memories if it meant not having a creepy crap bag. Also, how many ghosts are they willing to live with if the house is gorgeous enough? (Spoiler alert: it’s a lot.) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Insidious: Chapte...
May 08, 2024•2 hr 45 min
Kim and Ket’s journey into “The Further” begins as they traverse into the Insidious universe! But any Mom knows that the true “further” is… having kids. And now your kid’s in a mystery coma? Sorry. Them’s the breaks! ::shrug:: Here’s hoping you inherit money… and not a genetic predisposition to the spookies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious. Dir. James Wan Writer Leigh Whannell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon....
May 01, 2024•2 hr 24 min
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Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Kim tells Ket about The Strangers: Prey at Night, starring the ethereal Christina Hendricks. Once again, the girls are imploring you to shut the eff up when you’re scared and hiding or running. Speaking of which, please always run in the opposite direction of a jack-in-the-box. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers: Prey at Night. Dir. Johannes Roberts Writers Bryan Bertino, Ben Ketai Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.pa...
Apr 24, 2024•2 hr 16 min
Ket tells Kim about the cult classic Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things. Much like Kim can do impressions of inanimate objects, Ketryn can do spot on impressions of people she despises but that also kind of remind her of herself in the worst possible ways. It’s complicated. She’ll talk to a therapist. Both girls will be talking to their therapists about this movie, as they were both triggered being reminded of the humiliations they’ve endured as actors to get a role. Most importantly, we’l...
Apr 17, 2024•2 hr 8 min
Kim tells Ket about Jeepers Creepers so we can all prepare for… RIGHT NOW! IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! The girls find any excuse to poorly sing the song that gave this gem its title. We also discover that Kim stans Gravity, and brothers are idiots. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jeepers Creepers. Starring Justin Long and Gina Philips Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion G...
Apr 10, 2024•2 hr 8 min
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, Unwelcome. Ketryn didn’t even mean to go back to the UK but here she is again: in bright and sunny… Ireland? Some new life goals are set as both girls vie for the position of “Mother Redcap.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Unwelcome. Dir. John Wright Writers Mark Stay, John Wright Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sa...
Apr 03, 2024•2 hr 33 min
Kim tells Ket about Countdown. This is an app that Ketryn will NOT be downloading no matter how much Kim pressures her! So, take your inside AND outside shirts off, but please don’t give some hair a sniff. Ket is opening up her Demon Guy services but creepy crapbags are absolutely not allowed! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Countdown. Dir. Justin Dec Writer Justin Dec Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstaya...
Mar 27, 2024•2 hr 22 min
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder original, Influencer. Never has Ketryn been more certain of her imminent survival and Kim’s imminent death in a movie before. Kim also perfects her Margaritaville accent and the girls explain that “Jake” and “Ryan” are absolutely the same name. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Influencer. Dir. Curtis David Harder Writers Tesh Guttikonda, Kurtis David Harder Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon...
Mar 20, 2024•2 hr 34 min
Kim tells Ket about the sequel to one of Ketryn’s most traumatizing episodes, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Just as it did in the first one, Ketryn’s horror provides Kim with the unbridled joy of a super villain. Not even Yana, the welding Manta Ray, can save them now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Dir. Johannes Roberts Writers Johannes Roberts, Ernest Riera Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kim...
Mar 13, 2024•2 hr 18 min
Ket tells Kim about the film based on Stephen King’s short story 1922. Through the miracle of modern technology, this episode is brought to you from Hawaii and Wales! Ketryn can’t seem to extract Tom Jayne’s accent from her speech and then Kim realizes she can’t act with her teeth without bringing her lips into the mix. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in 1922. Director: Zak Hilditch Writers: Stephen King, Zak Hilditch Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bo...
Mar 06, 2024•2 hr 12 min
The girls are still not entirely sure where in the world they are so they’re comin’ at you with a re-release that is really just an excuse to talk about Saltburn! We gotta talk about Saltburn! Check out our new intro to hear the girls' full take! Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob” Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer , starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 58 min
The girls are traveling and thought they’d send you a little blast from the Snow Space past with a second look at The Thing with an all new intro segment! Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most impo...
Feb 21, 2024•2 hr 35 min
Kim tells Ket about The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. The number of tangents the girls break off into is directly correlated to this brilliant film’s bummer scale. The girls attempt to showcase their STEMiness in various ways: talking about their 8th grade project on mercury, saying the word defibrillator, etc. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. Dir. Bomani J. Story Writer Bomani J. Story Sharai Bohannon Horror Movie Blog SXSW revie...
Feb 14, 2024•2 hr 15 min
Ket tells Kim about The Rental. Come for the Jeremy Allen White meal, stay for the Dan Stevens dessert. I think a really useful lesson to glean from this film is that if you don’t go on a hike and then do drugs on Alison Brie’s schedule, you will perish. The girls feel this is fair and just. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Rental. Dir. Dave Franco Writers Dave Franco, Joe Swanberg, Mike Demski Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: w...
Feb 07, 2024•2 hr 19 min
Kim tells Ket about Annabelle and is, like, 80% sure they’ve never done this movie before. Regardless, it’s definitely the “first” time their goldfish brains are hearing it. Along with being that of a domesticated fish with a brain weighing 0.097 g, Ketryn’s brain is also full of a foggy mist that goes by the name of COVID. But don’t worry, the girls still managed to come up with a suitable name for Kim’s first born. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Annabelle. Director: J...
Jan 31, 2024•2 hr 19 min
Ket tells Kim about The Last Voyage of the Demeter. I think the main takeaway is that neither of the girls are of “ship people.” They also recall ye olde’ ancient ship lore, you know the one, about a man with no pupils kool-aid-manning through a door. We’ve all heard it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Director: André Øvredal Writers: Bram Stoker, Bragi F. Schut, Zak Olkewicz Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus cont...
Jan 24, 2024•2 hr 35 min
Kim tells Ket about the Hulu Horror No One Will Save You. So, obviously, like everyone else, the girls spent 10 minutes talking about J.A.W. Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in No One Will Save You. Dir. Brian Duffield Writer Brian Duffield Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon....
Jan 17, 2024•2 hr 21 min
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder original, Gwen. Since Ket is headed to Wales, she thought she’d take the Sammies with her! So, let’s all take a little jaunt to this beautiful bummer. This gorgeous gut punch. This potato pantry of pain. The true monsters have always been humans… but also check out this LANTERN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Gwen. Dir. William McGregor Writer William McGregor Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.pa...
Jan 10, 2024•2 hr
